You're the first man the young master has brought home...

"Ding, you are blood type B, your adoptive father is AB, and your adoptive mother is type B..."

The system provided a brief explanation.

Shen Yuan nodded slightly. That's right, it was biologically possible for them to have a type B child like me.

Shen Yuan relayed all of this to Chu Yang.

Chu Yang smiled, then gritted his teeth. "I'm going to kill that nurse!"

"Ding, she's already dead!"

The system responded directly. "A few months after she mixed you two up, her own dog got rabies, bit her by the throat, and she kicked the bucket!"

"Well, the dead are gone." After being told this, Chu Yang patted Shen Yuan on the shoulder.

"Let's go burn some incense for our parents another day!"

"Your parents, my parents, my parents, your parents!"

Chu Yang stretched his back.

"We also have fiancées!" Shen Yuan said.

Chu Yang: "..."

"Cut the crap!"

Chu Yang shouted, "Hit me!"

"Cooperation is what's important!"

"Fiancées and whatnot, take them if you like them!"

"Now, hit me!"

Chu Yang shouted loudly.

Shen Yuan snorted and suddenly burst into laughter.

Chu Yang: "????"

Shen Yuan: I suddenly remembered... Daddy, hit me!

"Alright, Yangzi, I'm going to make my move!"

"I won't hold back, so don't cry about it later."

Shen Yuan scoffed.

"Just do it! If I cry, what kind of Immortal Emperor would I be!"

Chu Yang's eyes were firm, his tone resolute and powerful.

He desperately needed resources right now. After all, the spiritual energy on the Blue Planet was just too sparse!

"As the saying goes, when the heavens are about to place a great responsibility on a man, they first test his resolve..." Chu Yang spouted naturally.

Shen Yuan raised a hand, shaking his head as he continued the quote, "...they first empty his wallet, max out his credit cards, make him take out online loans, drain his credit apps, exhaust his energy, mess up his sleep schedule, force him to pull all-nighters, and make him go bald, thereby stimulating his mind, toughening his nature, and improving his incompetencies."

Chu Yang: "Huh!?"

Bang!

Shen Yuan threw a punch, smashing right onto Chu Yang's shoulder!

"How is it, did you get any villain points?"

Chu Yang asked through gritted teeth.

"Ding, the system is lying through its teeth. The host bullied the Chosen One Chu Yang, gaining 2 villain points!"

The system stated.

Shen Yuan's eyes lit up. There really were villain points!

"There are!"

"Brother, hang in there!"

Shen Yuan howled as he continued to throw punches.

He specifically targeted spots that looked painful but wouldn't actually damage any bones or muscles.

Like the arms, thighs, and back. Every punch looked fierce but lacked real power.

It seemed vicious, but in reality, it wouldn't even leave deep superficial wounds.

"Shen Yuan, hit harder!"

"Harder!"

"It hurt at first, but now that I'm used to it, I don't feel the pain anymore!"

Chu Yang shouted, "It actually feels pretty good!"

Shen Yuan: "..."

He had truly underestimated the desires of an Immortal Emperor!

Don't get the wrong idea, the guy was just willing to risk it all for the sake of resources.

No wonder he was able to become an Immortal Emperor, while I am only suited to lie flat and do nothing.

System: "Ding. Host, could you guys take this a bit more seriously?"

"He is literally begging you to hit him. With a plot like this, who wouldn't be able to tell it's fake at first glance?"

"The system is crashing! I'm getting depressed!"

Shen Yuan couldn't be bothered with the system's complaints and kept swinging his fists.

Since you're already lying through your teeth, can't you just let me do this calmly and with ease?

As long as I don't beat Chu Yang until he's scrambling away in a panic, it's fine.

"I was supposed to be calm and at ease, but now..."

Shen Yuan started humming a little tune, his fists falling like raindrops.

Chu Yang: Damn it, I'm getting beaten up, and you're singing?

You really do seem like a villain right now!

Ten minutes later...

Shen Yuan stopped his hands. "I'm a bit tired!"

Chu Yang stretched his back. "It hurts a bit!"

"Take some medicine!"

Shen Yuan checked the system. "From this wave, we got a total of 150 villain points!"

"Oh, right, do you need a healing pill?"

Shen Yuan asked.

Chu Yang shook his head. "No need!"

He took out his own healing pill and swallowed it, his injuries instantly dissipating.

"Do you want to exchange for anything?" Shen Yuan asked.

Chu Yang shook his head. "Let's save them for now. We'll hoard them and buy something once we have enough."

"Alright then..."

Shen Yuan nodded. "Come back with me first!"

"You don't need your job anymore!"

"I can afford to provide for you. No, wait, everything of mine should be yours!"

Shen Yuan chuckled.

"With how close we are... As long as we have enough money to spend, the amount doesn't matter!"

"After all, money can solve ninety-nine percent of problems, but a profound cultivation base can solve a hundred percent of problems!"

Chu Yang chuckled.

"Let's go, time to go home!"

"We'll continue hitting tomorrow!"

Shen Yuan laughed heartily.

The two walked off into the distance, arms around each other's shoulders.

The bodyguards not far away were already dumbfounded.

After all, they weren't that close, so they couldn't hear what the two were saying...

But...

Bodyguards: (O_o)??

They just met, and their relationship is already this good?

Then again... men's friendships develop quickly, so it makes perfect sense!

System: "Host, the system has gone numb."

"You win. You successfully turned the Chosen One into your daily employee."

"Are you sure you were an orphan in your past life and not an HR manager?"

This was the first time the system had encountered such a host, and it was completely stunned.

"That's why AI will never be able to replace humans!"

Shen Yuan smiled brightly.

"Host, what exactly are you trying to do?!"

"Not only are you not suppressing the Chosen One, but you also told him about the system and are splitting the villain points with him!"

"Don't you understand? You are rearing a tiger that will eventually bite you!"

"You are courting death!"

The system said.

Shen Yuan smiled dismissively. "Rearing a tiger? No, I'm growing a money tree."

"System, think about it. If I beat him up every day, I can get villain points!"

"Villain points can upgrade me, and they can also upgrade him!"

"Once I nurture him and make him stronger, he will naturally help me block other troubles."

"Even though it's a forty-sixty split, you said it yourself... Chosen Ones are as common as dogs in this world!"

"With a few more Chosen Ones, I'll get even more villain points!"

"If I gather seven Chosen Ones, I'll be able to summon a magical dragon!"

"This is called resource integration, understand?"

Shen Yuan smiled with gentle elegance. "When the time comes, I will have a group of powerful protagonist underlings, and I will be able to get an endless stream of villain points."

"Whoever dares to provoke me, I'll have my protagonist underlings take turns slapping their faces!"

"This move right here, this is a win-win!"

"This inherent talent of a business genius, I don't just share it with anyone!"

Shen Yuan chuckled slyly.

System: "..."

It seems to make sense? But why does it feel like something is wrong?

Has this system been manipulated by the host?

Shen Yuan ignored the system, feeling delighted.

Today is a good day, everything I wish for can come true...

He had already figured out his next plan.

First deal with the Immortal Emperor, then stab the Dragon King, and then play with the God of War!

After that, the divine doctors, the Daoist priests, the arrogant prodigies, the domineering CEOs, the real and fake heiresses...

I'll play with them one by one!

If it's a Chosen One with a normal moral compass, they can join our cooperation plan!

If their moral compass is messed up...

I'll just kill them!

And then...

I'll look into the path of the West!

After all, the profit margins are high, it just costs lives.

Then I can go back to being Homelander!

Shen Yuan looked up at the dark sky.

How about establishing a Chosen One care facility?

And pay social security for all of them?

Protect our Children of Destiny!

No one but me is allowed to harm a single hair on their heads!

Only I can beat them up!

I am definitely going to be this villain!

I am a breath of fresh air among villains!

"Ding, more like a mudslide!" the system said exasperatedly.

Soon, Shen Yuan and Chu Yang got into Shen Yuan's car...

They drove all the way to the villa.

Uncle Gou put down the book in his hands, "Young Master, running out so late at night..."

"..."

Running out late at night, only to bring back a man?

"You are the first... man the Young Master has ever brought home!?"