Immortal Emperor, are you furious Come on, kill me

Shen Yuan looked at Chu Yang, completely speechless.

You, an Immortal Emperor... your imagination is big enough, you're quite a talent!

"How about it?"

Shen Yuan continued, "If I beat you up, my system will give me rewards, especially villain points, which can be exchanged for a lot of good things, like healing potions, secret manuals, and the like."

"The exchanged items can be divided between us!"

"Simply put, you take the beating, I pay you, it's a win-win cooperation!"

"Grow bigger and stronger, and create new glory."

Shen Yuan smiled slightly, but sighed in his heart.

Actually, I still want to go back to Earth and be Homelander.

"How do we split the profit?"

Chu Yang raised his head, a hint of fanaticism flashing in his eyes. "Fifty-fifty?"

Shen Yuan shook his head directly. "No!"

Chu Yang sighed. "Right, the system is with you!"

"But, I'm taking the beating, and I still can't get a fifty-fifty split?"

Chu Yang felt a bit down!

"A forty-sixty split, forty for me, sixty for you!"

Shen Yuan said solemnly.

Hearing this, Chu Yang's eyes instantly lit up like light bulbs.

"Forty-sixty? Sixty for me?"

That meant, as long as he took a beating, he could get sixty percent of the benefits?

This deal is a huge profit... my ass!

I'm a freaking Immortal Emperor!

But then again...

That's a system!

That's an invincible system!

So...

"Deal!"

"Young Master Shen, make your move!"

"As long as you don't beat me to death, beat me as hard as you can!"

"I'm an Immortal Emperor!"

"I can take it!"

System: Great, one has gone mad!

"Do whatever you want to me!"

Chu Yang puffed out his chest, looking like he was ready to be taken advantage of.

Shen Yuan: "..."

He didn't expect Chu Yang to be so straightforward, so dedicated, and for a moment he was a bit at a loss.

This reborn Immortal Emperor, why is he acting like a reincarnated starving ghost, completely shameless?

System: Completely insane!

Both the villain and the Chosen One have gone mad!

This doesn't fit the plot development!

This doesn't fit the villain setting!

I really want to call the police right now!

I really want to report these two bastards to the Heavenly Dao!

"Come!"

Chu Yang smiled slightly.

"Aren't you afraid I'll withhold the villain points?"

Shen Yuan asked curiously.

"If you were that kind of person, you wouldn't have told me about the system!"

"Although I'm a reborn Immortal Emperor, the systems in novels are too awesome!"

"Even if you bully me now, with the system around, I probably wouldn't be your match!"

Chu Yang said solemnly, "You're actually quite a nice guy!"

Shen Yuan's mouth twitched twice.

"Don't twitch, you might get a stroke!" Chu Yang said.

Shen Yuan's face darkened; the boomerang finally came back to hit him.

However, I still want to struggle a bit...

I want to go back and be Homelander!

I don't want to deal with Immortal Emperors and Demon Lords here.

After all, other people's systems...

Just say, "System, save me!"

And all problems are solved!

My system... freaking hell, it actually doesn't protect me!

It's better to go back and be Homelander!

"Yangzi!"

Shen Yuan stared at Chu Yang, taking a deep breath. "There's something you must know!"

"Tell me!"

Chu Yang said righteously, "If you need help, I'll definitely help!"

"Then can you kill me?" Shen Yuan's eyes lit up.

Chu Yang's face twitched. "Are you brain-dead?"

"Forget it, then I'll provoke you a bit!"

Shen Yuan gave a crooked smile. "Did you know?"

"You're the real young master!"

Shen Yuan narrowed his eyes.

"Real and fake young master?"

Chu Yang stretched out an Erkang hand. "No, Mom, Dad, don't leave me alone... I was really framed!"

Shen Yuan covered his face.

This Immortal Emperor is also a drama queen!

This guy's personality is just freaking ridiculous!

"Seriously, we were switched at birth!"

Shen Yuan decided to get back to the main topic. "Everything I enjoy actually belongs to you!"

"You are the real young master of the Shen family!"

"I'm the fake one!"

"So, your parents have beaten and scolded you since you were little."

"I took your place and enjoyed over twenty years of blessings."

Shen Yuan spoke solemnly.

"Heh, I don't believe it!"

Chu Yang gave a side-eye. "Do you really think rich people are idiots?"

"Having a child and getting it switched with someone else's, is that possible?"

"Besides, who told you my parents beat and scolded me?"

"My parents treat me very well!"

Chu Yang raised his middle finger. "You don't need to test me!"

"We agreed I take the beating, you pay the money..."

"Win-win cooperation!"

"Since you know I'm an Immortal Emperor, you should know that my words carry enormous weight, not to be exchanged for a thousand pieces of gold!"

Chu Yang spoke proudly.

"Lu Bu also said his promises were worth a thousand pieces of gold back then!" Shen Yuan said.

Chu Yang: "..."

Can't you use someone else as a comparison?

"I'm serious, you are the real young master of the Shen family!"

Shen Yuan said, "The system told me!"

Chu Yang then raised his head, staring at Shen Yuan. "Real and fake young master!?"

Shen Yuan nodded. "Exactly!"

"Are you very angry right now?"

"Do you want to kill me?"

"I occupied twenty years of your life... hate me!"

Shen Yuan smiled slightly, as if mocking him.

"Heh!"

Chu Yang sneered. "According to what you mean, based on novel theories..."

"You're a villain!?"

"And I'm the protagonist?"

"I freaking..."

Chu Yang suddenly started cursing angrily. "I'm a dignified reborn Immortal Emperor, and you're making me play the real and fake young master trope?"

"I'm so mad!"

"I want this world to be buried with you!"

Chu Yang shouted angrily.

"Did the world offend you?"

Shen Yuan hurriedly said, "You just need to kill me!"

Chu Yang gave a side-eye. "Why does it feel like you're eager for me to want to kill you?"

"Is it that obvious?"

Shen Yuan said.

Chu Yang: "..."

Why does it feel like this guy really wants to die?

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Chu Yang asked.

Shen Yuan hesitated. Should he reveal his true identity as a transmigrator and have Chu Yang kill him?

"Ding, host is not allowed to reveal your identity as a transmigrator!"

"No entrapment, no actively seeking death!"

"Otherwise..."

"The system will immediately unbind!"

The system said speechlessly.

Shen Yuan: "..."

Damn!

With these conditions, why didn't you say so earlier?

Forget it, I'll just keep looking for opportunities!

"Actually, forget it!"

Patting Shen Yuan's shoulder, Chu Yang smiled. "Even if I return to a wealthy family, I'm too lazy to care about their messy affairs!"

"It's fine!" Shen Yuan said. "Mom and Dad have kicked the bucket!"

Chu Yang's face twitched.

"There's just me and a younger sister at home!" Shen Yuan said gently. "As for company matters, there are professional managers!"

"Our butler, Uncle Gou, also has shares, so he holds the title of vice president!"

"They manage everything!"

"We just get to enjoy the blessings."

Shen Yuan said cheerfully.

Chu Yang smiled bitterly and looked into the distance.

So, the parents are dead!

"My parents are dead too!"

Chu Yang raised his head, a hint of nostalgia in his eyes.

Even though I was reborn, I didn't go back ten years.

The parents are still dead!

"By the way, how were we switched at birth?" Chu Yang asked.

"Don't tell me it was intentional, my parents treat me well!"

"If you don't know, ask your system."

Chu Yang snapped back to reality and asked.

"Ding..."

Before Shen Yuan could even ask, the system spoke up.

"Host, do not forget that in the beginning, your parents—oh, I mean your adoptive parents—were not from a wealthy family!"

"Even though it was a shotgun wedding due to the pregnancy, and they won 160 million, but..."

"Your adoptive father took that money and put it all into investments!"

"So while your family had money back then, they were not exactly filthy rich!"

The system explained, "When the nurse was bathing the newborns, she washed three babies at the same time..."

"She took off their ID bracelets and ended up mixing them up..."

"Then, to avoid getting her pay docked, the nurse just went along with the mistake!"

The system continued calmly, "When you two were born, you both weighed exactly seven pounds and six ounces, without a single ounce of difference... so..."

Shen Yuan: "..."

It was really that simple!?

With all the medical checkups from childhood to adulthood, did they seriously never notice?

Did the blood types even match?