Uncle Gou opened his mouth and uttered an innocent sentence.
This plot isn't right!
Shouldn't the young master bring a woman back?
Oh, Master! Oh, Madam!
I have failed you!
I really failed to keep an eye on the young master!
He actually swings that way now!
I don't even know when he turned!
What nonsense are you spouting? Read less of those domineering CEO novels.
Shen Yuan gritted his teeth. You are a domineering CEO yourself.
Alright...
Uncle Gou raised his hand, trembling. Young Master, this man you brought back... did you pay him?
Please don't do anything illegal!
We are all law-abiding citizens.
I did!
Shen Yuan said subconsciously. What I gave him can't even be bought with money!
Uncle Gou lowered his head.
No wonder the young master hasn't been close to women all these years, so it turns out...
Oh, right!
Uncle Gou!
This is Chu Yang, my brother!
My biological brother from a different father and a different mother!
Make some arrangements for him... Forget it, he'll sleep with me tonight!
I want to sleep foot-to-foot with him!
Shen Yuan smiled from ear to ear.
Uncle Gou watched the two of them walking towards the room with their arms around each other's shoulders...
Uncle Gou reached out with an Erkang hand!
Young Master...
How am I supposed to explain this to the Master and Madam!
Shen Yuan's bedroom was absurdly large, and the custom-made king bed was very luxurious.
The bookshelves were filled with ancient books and paintings collected by the original owner.
It was just that... there was half a bottle of unfinished happy water on the nightstand.
As soon as Chu Yang entered, he scanned the room, stared at the fat otaku happy water, and was a little stunned. To put it politely, your aesthetic taste has a bizarre sense of appealing to both the refined and the vulgar!
Haha, there's no such thing as a person who isn't vulgar!
Shen Yuan kicked off his shoes, lay down on the bed, and patted the spot next to him. Come, let's discuss!
Chu Yang walked over and sat down.
The mattress was very soft, making him feel uncomfortable all over.
The system should be omnipotent. What do you have in your system mall?
Chu Yang asked curiously.
Shen Yuan was full of smiles. It has everything!
It even has Pangu's spare ribs!
Do you believe it?
The system has even turned the great god Pangu into a dish now!
Shen Yuan smiled.
Chu Yang's face darkened with black lines.
Sure enough, the rumors in the novel world are all true!
The system world must have already started raising the great god Pangu in captivity.
I am currently at the peak of Qi Condensation. What about you?
Shen Yuan asked.
The peak!? Was it a gift pack from the system?
Chu Yang smiled. With the help of the healing pill, I just sensed the Qi, and I'll strive to enter the Qi Condensation stage tonight!
Shen Yuan shrugged and asked the system about the cultivation realms.
Qi Condensation, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Out of Body, Soul Splitting, Body Integration, Tribulation Transcendence, Mahayana!
These are the realms before becoming an immortal!
The realms of martial artists are actually also within Qi Condensation.
Houtian, Xiantian, Grandmaster, Great Grandmaster... are the four stages of Qi Condensation.
The realms after becoming an immortal are... Human Immortal, Earth Immortal, Heaven Immortal, Profound Immortal, Golden Immortal, Immortal Lord, Immortal King, Immortal Emperor!
Do you have any Marrow Cleansing Dew?
Chu Yang asked. The spiritual energy on the Blue Planet is too thin. Marrow Cleansing Dew can quickly cleanse the marrow and purify the body.
Yes, it costs 500 villain points.
Shen Yuan smiled.
What about things like a Spirit Gathering Array?
Chu Yang asked again.
Yes, a Qi Gathering Array Disk. It costs 1000 villain points and can gather the surrounding spiritual energy, Shen Yuan explained.
I have to say, he really is an Immortal Emperor!
Right from the start, he is already preparing for cultivation.
Unlike me, who is completely in a lying-flat posture.
Good!
Chu Yang slapped his thigh. Tomorrow, beat me to death!
Let's work harder and try to gather enough villain points!
Don't worry, just hit me. I can take it. If worse comes to worst, you can even whip me!
Chu Yang laughed cheerfully.
That won't be necessary.
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. I don't have any S and M fetishes!
Besides, if I hit you too hard, I'll have to spend villain points to buy healing pills. The loss outweighs the gain.
Shen Yuan smiled. By the way, where did you, this Immortal Emperor, go back then?
Did you transmigrate?
And how did you reincarnate back?
Shen Yuan was very curious.
Chu Yang sighed. Originally, Yiyi she...
After hearing about Chu Yiyi's situation, Shen Yuan's face was full of murderous intent.
That's my damn biological sister!
Son of a bitch!
The weather is getting cold; it's time for the Chen family to go bankrupt!
Shen Yuan gritted his teeth.
I believe in you! Chu Yang gave a thumbs up. Kill their whole family!
Shen Yuan scratched his head. I was just talking big to feel good. Do you think it's that easy to make someone go bankrupt!
It requires precise poaching, then cutting off their supply chain, and finally reverse-choking them.
Only then can we bankrupt their family!
The most important thing is... it's the company that goes bankrupt, not the people!
Do you really think it's like in the novels, where going bankrupt means sleeping on the streets?
Shen Yuan stretched his waist. However, we could invest a large sum of money to make their stocks plummet to death and short them...
But that's a damn crime!
The crime of manipulating the securities market, understand?
Shen Yuan exhaled. As for tormenting the Chen family, let Uncle Gou do it!
Let's cultivate, and then assassinate them!
Speaking of assassination, should I go on the dark web and find a killer?
Shen Yuan chuckled.
Let's just wait until my cultivation level improves, and I'll find a chance to kill them! Chu Yang shook his head.
Chu Yang briefly talked about his transmigration...
Shen Yuan suddenly realized.
Chu Yang transmigrated to the Canglan Continent, struggled all the way, and became an Immortal Emperor.
But you still haven't said how you came back?
Shen Yuan asked curiously.
Chu Yang: ...
The past is too unbearable to look back on!
The same way as when I transmigrated!
Chu Yang sighed.
Shen Yuan: Understood, you were killed by someone!
How did you die? Shen Yuan continued to ask.
Can you damn well not get to the bottom of everything?
Chu Yang said grumpily.
Shen Yuan: ...
It seems you died quite miserably!
Chu Yang closed his eyes. Hurry up and go to sleep, I'm going to practice my cultivation!
Shen Yuan sneered. If you won't tell me, then forget it. I even told you about my system, but you refuse to tell me how you died!
In the end, your big brother gave his heart to the wrong person. In the end, your big brother wasted his efforts!
So in my little brother's heart, he is still on guard against his big brother!
Shen Yuan clutched his chest, his face contorted, exuding a strong dramatic flair.
You, I, you...
Chu Yang pointed at Shen Yuan, then at himself, not knowing where to put his finger.
I was damn well in secluded bitter cultivation, wanting to break the limits and break through to become an Immortal Venerable, which hasn't appeared in tens of thousands of years...
I was sneak-attacked!
And then I kicked the bucket!
I damn well self-destructed my soul and primordial spirit, unexpectedly twisting time and space...
That's how I came back!
Do you know now?
Chu Yang roared frantically. I died such a frustrating death!
Uh, sorry!
Shen Yuan cupped his fists. Sleep, sleep!
Chu Yang: Hehe!
Sigh!
Actually, the real reason still hasn't been said.
My wife cuckolded me!
I was damn well cuckolded!
Is this some kind of glorious thing?
Can I say it?
Chu Yang shook his head, sat down cross-legged directly, and closed his eyes.
Shen Yuan slept very soundly.
Chu Yang was also very happy practicing his cultivation.
Digging graves!
"Dug up the graves of ancient cultivators!"
"If you have the strength, you can just rebuild them!"
Shen Yuan suddenly mumbled a few words.
Chu Yang opened his eyes and shook his head.
This bastard actually talks in his sleep?
Sleep talking reveals a person's true nature. This guy Shen Yuan...
What a heartless bastard!
Digging up graves!?
To be honest, I think I've dug up quite a few experts' graves myself.
But then I patched them right back up.
It's all about committing the offense first and making amends later. Very principled!
In Uncle Gou's room, Uncle Gou was pacing back and forth with his hands behind his back, a deeply worried look on his face.
He was still tightly clutching the book "On the Self-Cultivation of a Bossy CEO," its pages crumpled from his grip.
"Bent, or straight?"
"Why isn't there any sound at all?"
"Is the soundproofing just that good?"
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
