Old Mrs. Tang, you aren't lame If you aren't lame, then get up and walk a few steps

"You know him?"

Chu Yang asked curiously, "What the hell is this guy?"

"This guy isn't a thing!"

Xiao Ce said calmly, "This guy is the head of the foreign mercenary force, the Dragon King Palace. He is the Dragon King!"

Chu Yang rolled up his sleeves, "Holy crap, the leader of a foreign mercenary force?"

"Damn it, doesn't he know that our Hua Xia is the graveyard of mercenaries?"

"He still dares to come in?"

"Old Xiao, let's go!"

"Today, I'll hand you this first-class merit on a silver platter!"

Chu Yang grinned, his twenty-four big white teeth sparkling.

"Hold on, hold on!"

Xiao Ce hurriedly grabbed Chu Yang, "You don't understand, international forces are quite complicated..."

"Some things..."

"On the surface, it's not good for us to make a move!"

"So, this idiot wanders among the gray forces..."

"Actually..."

Xiao Ce coughed, "Black gloves, you guys should understand."

Chu Yang suddenly realized, "Understood, understood! Almost injured one of our own comrades by mistake."

Shen Yuan: "..."

These two idiots are getting more and more idiotic!

"Shut up, just watch the show first!"

Shen Yuan said.

Chu Yang and Xiao Ce also focused their attention on the scene.

"Today is Grandma's birthday..."

"I have prepared..."

"The Emperor Jade Great Wall!"

Lin Yu spoke loudly, neither haughty nor humble, "Wishing Grandma good fortune as boundless as the Eastern Sea, and a life as long as the Southern Mountains!"

Everyone was momentarily stunned.

The Emperor Jade Great Wall?

The set that was auctioned off for 550 million back then?

"Trash, you animal!"

Mother Tang suddenly shrieked, "Who are you trying to fool here?"

"Emperor Green?!"

"Do you even have two hundred bucks on you?"

"Did you go out and find some beer bottles, polish them, and pass them off as Emperor Green?"

Mother Tang pointed at Lin Yu and cursed angrily, "A useless piece of trash, where would you get Emperor Green!"

The crowd snapped back to reality.

"This is the Emperor Jade Great Wall!"

Lin Yu tried to explain.

"Pah, you useless piece of trash, is your Emperor Green wrapped in rags?"

"Who are you trying to fool?"

Mother Tang stormed down the steps, raised her hand, and slapped at him.

Lin Yu took a step back, dodging it!

Mother Tang was stunned, and then became even angrier.

"You actually dare to dodge?"

"You dare to make me lose face?"

"You useless piece of trash, eating our food, drinking our water, and you still dare to dodge?"

"Just to become famous, you actually used glass to fake Emperor Green?"

Mother Tang swore loudly, "You are making our Tang family lose face!"

Lin Yu: "..."

Who exactly is losing face?

Tang Mengyao opened her mouth and lowered her head.

You are the one making our Tang family lose face!

Stepmother!

Chu Yang was dumbfounded.

He nudged Shen Yuan, "Tell me, are you sure these are people from a wealthy family?"

"No, are they brain-dead?"

"I come from a poor background, and even I know not to air dirty laundry in public!"

Chu Yang was completely flabbergasted.

Shen Yuan nodded gently, "Blind Watson, congratulations on discovering the blind spot."

Exactly, the world of novels is always this crazy!

Even rural aunties know not to air dirty laundry in public.

But right now, in broad daylight, who exactly is embarrassing the Tang family? Don't you have a clue?

Why does that group of people from the Tang family look so agreeable?

Do they really have no logic at all?

Huh...

That little girl, that's Tang Mengyao, right?

She looks like a normal person.

"Ding, that is the destined female lead!"

The system said calmly.

Shen Yuan gasped, "The untold story of the brother-in-law and the sister-in-law?"

This, this Dragon King novel...

Is the plot a bit off?

"Ding, haven't you read the novels where the Dragon King tries to repay a debt of gratitude but ends up recognizing the wrong girl?"

The system said.

Shen Yuan: "..."

I have!

But I swiped past it immediately!

Damn it, if he can even mistake his benefactor, the Dragon King isn't very smart either.

He couldn't be this blind, right?

No wonder Xiao Ce said he was an idiot!

He really is a dumbass!

"You piece of trash, get out of here!"

"Don't let your things pollute our eyes here!"

Mother Tang roared, grabbed the Emperor Jade Great Wall, and violently threw it out.

Shen Yuan hooked his finger, and the jade immediately drew a perfect parabola, landing right in front of him.

"This thing is real!"

"It used to be worth 500 million, but if auctioned now, it would start at 3 billion!"

Shen Yuan said leisurely.

Xiao Ce's eyes widened.

I really can't imagine the life of the rich!

That idiotic piece of trash, he's actually that rich?

Fuck!

Then he still scammed my subsidies before?

Chu Yang was quick on the draw, grabbed it, and stuffed it into his coat.

"Ahem, I'm the poorest, this is mine!"

Chu Yang smiled happily, "You two older brothers won't fight your younger brother for it, right?"

"Could it be that the brotherhood between us can't compare to this mere Emperor Jade Great Wall?"

"Sigh, it seems I, your younger brother..."

Chu Yang spouted nonsense, "Have broken my older brothers' hearts!"

"You shut up!"

Shen Yuan and Xiao Ce spoke at the same time, "If you can't learn it, don't copy it!"

Chu Yang: "..."

"Wait a minute, give it to me first!"

"I'll give it back to you when we get out!"

"Besides, you're not broke. I offered you shares, and you didn't even want them!"

Shen Yuan directly reached into Chu Yang's coat.

"Damn, don't grope me, I'll give it to you, okay!"

Chu Yang frantically held down Shen Yuan's hand and handed the Emperor Jade to him.

"Ahem, actually, Brother Chu Yang doesn't want the shares, but I can take them!"

Xiao Ce's face was full of smiles, incredibly flattering, "Brother Chu Yang and I are one entity, biological brothers from different parents!"

"Get lost!"

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang spoke at the same time.

Xiao Ce: "..."

Drawing a circle to curse you!

You two... really don't love me anymore!

"Brother Lin!"

Young Master Yang smiled and spoke up, "What you're doing is really not right!"

"None of your damn business!"

Lin Yu said coldly.

"You piece of trash, you dare to curse at Young Master Yang?"

Mother Tang roared, snatched Old Madam Tang's walking stick, swung it up, and was about to smash it down.

Old Madam Tang: That's my walking stick!

Mother Tang: No, it's my walking stick now!

"Ahem!"

Shen Yuan coughed twice, "Yangzi, Old Xiao... watch me go out and perform for you, bringing this grand show to a climax!"

Chu Yang and Xiao Ce: "So high, feeling like life has reached its climax! Feeling like life has reached its peak."

Shen Yuan bumped his head against the Emperor Jade.

These two guys are even crazier than me right now!

"Enough!"

Shen Yuan held the jade, rubbing the mark on his forehead... and strolled out.

He held a bowl and cursed angrily, "Haven't you all yelled enough?"

"Damn it, I came to your Tang family to celebrate a birthday..."

"And got hit as soon as I walked up!"

"Who is so lacking in public morality, throwing things around and hitting me?"

"Is anyone going to do something about this?"

"If no one cares, I'm going to lose my temper!"

Shen Yuan pointed at his forehead, howling, and jumped out.

Everyone: This is...

Holy crap!

Young Master Shen!

The mark on his head, was it from the thing Mother Tang just threw?

Lin Yu was stunned, "It's you!?"

"Lin Yu, step aside for a moment!"

Shen Yuan rolled his eyes and pointed at Mother Tang, "It was you! Are you freaking blind? How dare you hit this young master? Are you out of your mind?!"

Mother Tang was taken aback, "You are..."

"Young Master Shen!" Old Madam Tang hurriedly stood up, "Please forgive my lack of a proper welcome!"

"So you are not crippled. If you are not crippled, why are you sitting in a chair?"

Shen Yuan shot her a sidelong glance, "If you are not crippled, get up and take a few steps!"

Everyone: "..."

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