The surroundings were dead silent.
Yang Xu coughed, breaking the silence. "Young Master Shen, today is Old Madame Tang's birthday banquet after all..."
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
Shen Yuan pointed at Yang Xu's nose. "When I'm speaking, is it your place to interrupt?"
"Ding! Keep it up, Host! You're getting more and more of a villainous vibe!" the system howled.
Shen Yuan couldn't be bothered to pay attention to the system.
If the system didn't stir up trouble for a day, it would feel uncomfortable.
"Shen Yuan!"
Yang Xu was exasperated and blurted out.
"What did you call me?"
Shen Yuan turned his head, looking Yang Xu up and down, a trace of an evil glint flowing in his eyes.
"When Lin Yu calls me Shen Yuan, I don't pick a bone with him!"
"But here..."
"For you, Yang Xu, to call me Shen Yuan..."
"Do you think that's appropriate?"
"What should you call me?"
Shen Yuan shouted.
"Young Master Shen!"
Yang Xu took a deep breath and cupped his hands. "I just lost my mind a bit! But you should let people off when possible..."
Shen Yuan's mouth twisted into a smirk. "Let people off, and your whole family gets wiped out!"
"Therefore, I have always believed in pulling up the weeds by the roots, never leaving the slightest hidden danger for myself!"
Lin Yu: [・_・?]
Wait a minute, why does your smile look so familiar to me?
Yang Xu: "(￣(エ)￣)ゞ
Is that how the saying goes?
"I just said, I was hit by the thrown Imperial Jade Great Wall!"
"Is anyone going to do anything about it!?"
"If no one does, I'm going to lose my temper!"
Shen Yuan cracked his neck and let out a sinister "jie jie jie" laugh.
The crowd: Aren't you already losing your temper?
"Apologize!"
Old Madame Tang slapped Mother Tang across the face. "Apologize to Young Master Shen!"
"I-I'm sorry!" Mother Tang hurriedly bowed her head, but there was a hint of ruthlessness in her eyes.
"Today!"
Shen Yuan stretched lazily. "You really let me watch a good show!"
"As they say, don't wash your dirty linen in public. Your Tang family is truly a laughingstock!"
Shen Yuan casually placed a bowl on the table. "This is my birthday gift!"
"A Northern Song Ru kiln sky-blue glaze brush washer!"
Shen Yuan pointed at the bowl. "Old Madame Tang, what do you think of it?"
Everyone looked over in unison.
(；￣д￣)
(；OдO)
(；≧д≦)
This is a fucking bowl from last week, isn't it?
"Young Master Shen, this joke isn't funny!" Tang Mengxin suddenly said.
Shen Yuan gave her a side-eye. "Not funny!?"
"Am I fucking joking with you?"
"If I say this is a Northern Song Ru kiln sky-blue glaze brush washer, then it is!"
Shen Yuan was incredibly arrogant, with a smug look on his face. "Even if it isn't, it has to be!"
The crowd was in an uproar.
"I've given my gift!"
"But for the hit I took..."
"I need compensation!"
Shen Yuan rubbed his fingers together. "I won't ask for much, just the value of a Northern Song Ru kiln sky-blue glaze brush washer will do!"
"Three hundred million, transfer it to my account!"
"Then we'll call it even. How about it?"
Shen Yuan smiled broadly, looking like a hungry wolf ready to devour someone.
The guests present gasped.
Is Young Master Shen trying to get something for nothing?
He played it so smoothly!
"You, you..."
Mother Tang pointed at Shen Yuan. "You're taking this too far!"
"No, no, no!"
Shen Yuan wagged a finger gently. "I'm not taking it too far, I'm just suppressing people!"
"I'm just suppressing you..."
"And what can you do about it?"
Shen Yuan was full of smiles.
"I'll pay it!"
Old Madame Tang gritted her teeth.
Did she have a choice?
"Very good!"
Shen Yuan smiled brightly. "Then I'll go back and wait for the transfer!"
"By the way, Lin Yu!"
Shen Yuan looked at Lin Yu. "Do you want a divorce?"
"How about hanging out with me after the divorce?"
Shen Yuan asked.
Lin Yu smiled. "Young Master Shen, thanks, but..."
Shen Yuan held up a finger. "Right, there's one more thing I haven't mentioned!"
"You guys don't want this thing, right?"
Shen Yuan waved the Imperial Jade. "Then I'll take it!"
"A bunch of blind trash!"
"You really treated Imperial Green jade like a glass bottle!"
Shen Yuan turned around elegantly. "This necklace is made entirely of precious metals shaped like the Great Wall, inlaid with a massive amount of diamonds."
"The top-tier Imperial Green jade pigeon egg in the center has a water type that is visibly translucent to the naked eye, with almost no obvious impurities."
"It is infinitely close to perfect purity, which is extremely rare."
"The most important thing is..."
"The color is spicy!"
"Do you know what spicy color means?"
"You don't?"
"A bunch of trash!"
Shen Yuan stretched. "I'm leaving. I just picked up five hundred million for free!"
"Coming out today was definitely not a loss!"
Shen Yuan chuckled.
Lin Yu hurriedly shouted, "That's mine!"
Shen Yuan shrugged. "You gave it away, they didn't want it, and threw it away!"
"This is an ownerless item!"
"I picked it up, so naturally it's mine!"
"After all, it was established from the beginning that it was an ownerless item, so legally you can't sue me!"
Shen Yuan said cheekily, "Xiao Linzi, wouldn't you say that makes sense?"
Lin Yu: "..."
Damn it!
How could someone describe a robbery in such a fresh and refined way?
And right at this moment...
A commotion broke out in the crowd...
A man and a woman were seen, dressed in black, looking solemn and exuding a murderous aura!
At first glance... they looked like people who had killed before!
"Your subordinates... greet the Dragon King!"
The two appeared and directly knelt on one knee.
"The three-year term is up, we respectfully invite the Dragon King to return to his position!"
The two shouted loudly.
"Rise."
Lin Yu said expressionlessly, then turned to look at the Tang family.
Shen Yuan said expressionlessly, "Not bad, you really are the Dragon King!"
Lin Yu froze for a moment, then suddenly turned his head. "You know me!?"
Oh no, Shen Yuan knows me?
I actually didn't investigate him. It seems I made a mistake!
This Shen Yuan is unfathomable!
"Lin Yu, you good-for-nothing!"
Mother Tang started seeking death again. "Dragon King? What kind of Dragon King are you?"
"Audacious, how dare you disrespect the Dragon King!"
The two stepped forward simultaneously and shouted.
"The Dragon King of the Dragon King Palace is here!"
Lin Yu looked proud.
The crowd was stunned. Dragon King Palace?
That's a top-tier underground mercenary force abroad!
The people present were not familiar with the Dragon King Palace, but they had heard of it.
But...
Lin Yu, this trash live-in son-in-law, was the Dragon King!?
Tang Mengxin's eyes widened.
Tang Mengyao also opened her mouth in surprise, her eyes filled with joy.
"The three-year term is up!"
Lin Yu spoke proudly. "I promised Old Master Tang that for three years, I would hide my identity and be the live-in son-in-law of the Tang family!"
"If Mengxin didn't fall in love with me!"
"I would divorce her, and from then on, we would go our separate ways and have nothing to do with each other!"
Lin Yu said calmly, "So it seems..."
"Mengxin..."
"I'll leave with nothing. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow!"
"Be there or be square!"
Lin Yu looked proud.
Xiao Ce couldn't hold back anymore. He rushed out, grabbed a wine bottle, and smashed it toward Lin Yu's head.
"You son of a bitch..."
"You dog, tomorrow is Saturday! The Civil Affairs Bureau is closed!"
"Who the fuck are you pretending to be in front of your daddy!"
The sound of rushing wind came, and Lin Yu hurriedly dodged sideways.
But...
He didn't dodge it!
Bang...
The wine bottle shattered!
Lin Yu stumbled, spun around, and shouted, "Who dares..."
His two subordinates were also about to make a move.
"Holy shit, Brother Ce!?"
"Hold it!"
Lin Yu hurriedly yelled.
"You son of a bitch, you've been missing for three damn years!"
"I thought you had kicked the bucket!"
Xiao Ce sneered, "Acting like a big shot here, are we?"
Lin Yu grabbed a liquor bottle and suddenly smashed it over Xiao Ce's head.
Lin Yu grinned, "Brother Ce, your Iron Head technique hasn't gotten rusty either!"
Xiao Ce: "My skill is the damn Diamond Leg!"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
