The surroundings were dead silent.
Yang Xu coughed, breaking the silence. "Young Master Shen, today is Old Madame Tang's birthday banquet after all..."
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
Shen Yuan pointed at Yang Xu's nose. "When I'm speaking, is it your place to interrupt?"
"Ding! Keep it up, Host! You're getting more and more of a villainous vibe!" the system howled.
Shen Yuan couldn't be bothered to pay attention to the system.
If the system didn't stir up trouble for a day, it would feel uncomfortable.
"Shen Yuan!"
Yang Xu was exasperated and blurted out.
"What did you call me?"
Shen Yuan turned his head, looking Yang Xu up and down, a trace of an evil glint flowing in his eyes.
"When Lin Yu calls me Shen Yuan, I don't pick a bone with him!"
"But here..."
"For you, Yang Xu, to call me Shen Yuan..."
"Do you think that's appropriate?"
"What should you call me?"
Shen Yuan shouted.
"Young Master Shen!"
Yang Xu took a deep breath and cupped his hands. "I just lost my mind a bit! But you should let people off when possible..."
Shen Yuan's mouth twisted into a smirk. "Let people off, and your whole family gets wiped out!"
"Therefore, I have always believed in pulling up the weeds by the roots, never leaving the slightest hidden danger for myself!"
Lin Yu: [・_・?]
Wait a minute, why does your smile look so familiar to me?
Yang Xu: "(￣(エ)￣)ゞ
Is that how the saying goes?
"I just said, I was hit by the thrown Imperial Jade Great Wall!"
"Is anyone going to do anything about it!?"
"If no one does, I'm going to lose my temper!"
Shen Yuan cracked his neck and let out a sinister "jie jie jie" laugh.
The crowd: Aren't you already losing your temper?
"Apologize!"
Old Madame Tang slapped Mother Tang across the face. "Apologize to Young Master Shen!"
"I-I'm sorry!" Mother Tang hurriedly bowed her head, but there was a hint of ruthlessness in her eyes.
"Today!"
Shen Yuan stretched lazily. "You really let me watch a good show!"
"As they say, don't wash your dirty linen in public. Your Tang family is truly a laughingstock!"
Shen Yuan casually placed a bowl on the table. "This is my birthday gift!"
"A Northern Song Ru kiln sky-blue glaze brush washer!"
Shen Yuan pointed at the bowl. "Old Madame Tang, what do you think of it?"
Everyone looked over in unison.
(；￣д￣)
(；OдO)
(；≧д≦)
This is a fucking bowl from last week, isn't it?
"Young Master Shen, this joke isn't funny!" Tang Mengxin suddenly said.
Shen Yuan gave her a side-eye. "Not funny!?"
"Am I fucking joking with you?"
"If I say this is a Northern Song Ru kiln sky-blue glaze brush washer, then it is!"
Shen Yuan was incredibly arrogant, with a smug look on his face. "Even if it isn't, it has to be!"
The crowd was in an uproar.
"I've given my gift!"
"But for the hit I took..."
"I need compensation!"
Shen Yuan rubbed his fingers together. "I won't ask for much, just the value of a Northern Song Ru kiln sky-blue glaze brush washer will do!"
"Three hundred million, transfer it to my account!"
"Then we'll call it even. How about it?"
Shen Yuan smiled broadly, looking like a hungry wolf ready to devour someone.
The guests present gasped.
Is Young Master Shen trying to get something for nothing?
He played it so smoothly!
"You, you..."
Mother Tang pointed at Shen Yuan. "You're taking this too far!"
"No, no, no!"
Shen Yuan wagged a finger gently. "I'm not taking it too far, I'm just suppressing people!"
"I'm just suppressing you..."
"And what can you do about it?"
Shen Yuan was full of smiles.
"I'll pay it!"
Old Madame Tang gritted her teeth.
Did she have a choice?
"Very good!"
Shen Yuan smiled brightly. "Then I'll go back and wait for the transfer!"
"By the way, Lin Yu!"
Shen Yuan looked at Lin Yu. "Do you want a divorce?"
"How about hanging out with me after the divorce?"
Shen Yuan asked.
Lin Yu smiled. "Young Master Shen, thanks, but..."
Shen Yuan held up a finger. "Right, there's one more thing I haven't mentioned!"
"You guys don't want this thing, right?"
Shen Yuan waved the Imperial Jade. "Then I'll take it!"
"A bunch of blind trash!"
"You really treated Imperial Green jade like a glass bottle!"
Shen Yuan turned around elegantly. "This necklace is made entirely of precious metals shaped like the Great Wall, inlaid with a massive amount of diamonds."
"The top-tier Imperial Green jade pigeon egg in the center has a water type that is visibly translucent to the naked eye, with almost no obvious impurities."
"It is infinitely close to perfect purity, which is extremely rare."
"The most important thing is..."
"The color is spicy!"
"Do you know what spicy color means?"
"You don't?"
"A bunch of trash!"
Shen Yuan stretched. "I'm leaving. I just picked up five hundred million for free!"
"Coming out today was definitely not a loss!"
Shen Yuan chuckled.
Lin Yu hurriedly shouted, "That's mine!"
Shen Yuan shrugged. "You gave it away, they didn't want it, and threw it away!"
"This is an ownerless item!"
"I picked it up, so naturally it's mine!"
"After all, it was established from the beginning that it was an ownerless item, so legally you can't sue me!"
Shen Yuan said cheekily, "Xiao Linzi, wouldn't you say that makes sense?"
Lin Yu: "..."
Damn it!
How could someone describe a robbery in such a fresh and refined way?
And right at this moment...
A commotion broke out in the crowd...
A man and a woman were seen, dressed in black, looking solemn and exuding a murderous aura!
At first glance... they looked like people who had killed before!
"Your subordinates... greet the Dragon King!"
The two appeared and directly knelt on one knee.
"The three-year term is up, we respectfully invite the Dragon King to return to his position!"
The two shouted loudly.
"Rise."
Lin Yu said expressionlessly, then turned to look at the Tang family.
Shen Yuan said expressionlessly, "Not bad, you really are the Dragon King!"
Lin Yu froze for a moment, then suddenly turned his head. "You know me!?"
Oh no, Shen Yuan knows me?
I actually didn't investigate him. It seems I made a mistake!
This Shen Yuan is unfathomable!
"Lin Yu, you good-for-nothing!"
Mother Tang started seeking death again. "Dragon King? What kind of Dragon King are you?"
"Audacious, how dare you disrespect the Dragon King!"
The two stepped forward simultaneously and shouted.
"The Dragon King of the Dragon King Palace is here!"
Lin Yu looked proud.
The crowd was stunned. Dragon King Palace?
That's a top-tier underground mercenary force abroad!
The people present were not familiar with the Dragon King Palace, but they had heard of it.
But...
Lin Yu, this trash live-in son-in-law, was the Dragon King!?
Tang Mengxin's eyes widened.
Tang Mengyao also opened her mouth in surprise, her eyes filled with joy.
"The three-year term is up!"
Lin Yu spoke proudly. "I promised Old Master Tang that for three years, I would hide my identity and be the live-in son-in-law of the Tang family!"
"If Mengxin didn't fall in love with me!"
"I would divorce her, and from then on, we would go our separate ways and have nothing to do with each other!"
Lin Yu said calmly, "So it seems..."
"Mengxin..."
"I'll leave with nothing. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow!"
"Be there or be square!"
Lin Yu looked proud.
Xiao Ce couldn't hold back anymore. He rushed out, grabbed a wine bottle, and smashed it toward Lin Yu's head.
"You son of a bitch..."
"You dog, tomorrow is Saturday! The Civil Affairs Bureau is closed!"
"Who the fuck are you pretending to be in front of your daddy!"
The sound of rushing wind came, and Lin Yu hurriedly dodged sideways.
But...
He didn't dodge it!
Bang...
The wine bottle shattered!
Lin Yu stumbled, spun around, and shouted, "Who dares..."
His two subordinates were also about to make a move.
"Holy shit, Brother Ce!?"
"Hold it!"
Lin Yu hurriedly yelled.
"You son of a bitch, you've been missing for three damn years!"
"I thought you had kicked the bucket!"
Xiao Ce sneered, "Acting like a big shot here, are we?"
Lin Yu grabbed a liquor bottle and suddenly smashed it over Xiao Ce's head.
Lin Yu grinned, "Brother Ce, your Iron Head technique hasn't gotten rusty either!"
Xiao Ce: "My skill is the damn Diamond Leg!"
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
