Lin Yu sighed.
Being used to it... is truly a good habit!
Today, I will open all your eyes!
I will make your Tang family understand...
Exactly what you have lost!
Lin Yu clenched his fists.
"If you're used to it, then hurry up and go!"
Mother Tang somehow turned back around and slapped him again. "Good-for-nothing, trash, loser!"
Lin Yu: "..."
Tang Mengyao: "..."
"Okay, I'll go right now!"
Lin Yu hurriedly nodded and quickly left the place!
"Hmph!"
"Mengyao, talk less to this loser from now on!"
Mother Tang gave a haughty, cold snort. "Then again, you're a loser, and he's a loser too!"
"You two losers actually have common ground!"
"Get lost!"
Mother Tang looked disgusted, turned around, and walked away.
Tang Mengyao opened her mouth but silently followed after her.
That's right, I'm a loser too!
A loser just waiting to die while freeloading off the Tang family!
When the time comes, I'll be thrown out as a tool for a marriage alliance!
I am just an expendable person...
Merely a tool to secure benefits for you!
Sure enough... having a stepmother means having a stepfather!
Grandpa, I miss you!
Tang Mengyao had tears in her eyes and pursed her lips.
She thought of her grandfather far away in heaven, and her heart sank.
Shen Yuan brought Chu Yang and Xiao Ce here as well.
Because too many people recognized him...
Therefore, he didn't go up to join the crowd!
"What exactly are you here for?"
The three hid in a corner, and Chu Yang nudged Shen Yuan.
Shen Yuan's mouth curled up. "Here to watch a show!"
Xiao Ce: "I, a dignified God of War, am here with you..."
"In the end, I'm still hated by my older brother!" Shen Yuan sighed. "I thought that by saving my brother's wife and daughter..."
"My brother would treat me a bit more specially, and finally have a bit more patience with me."
"It's only been a few days, and my brother is already glaring and pointing at me coldly, his patience gone..."
"He's already trying to use his status to suppress his younger brother's hobbies."
Shen Yuan reached out a finger, dipped it in some saliva, and wiped it on the corner of his eye. "Look at my tears of sorrow!"
Chu Yang clamped a hand over Shen Yuan's mouth, turned to Xiao Ce, and shouted, "Why did you have to provoke him?"
"Did you forget how sarcastic and weird this guy gets?"
"Oh, right, you haven't seen him like this..."
"You were too busy looking after your wife and kids!"
Chu Yang rolled his eyes. "I despise you!"
Xiao Ce's mouth twitched.
I swear...
This guy Old Shen is actually so... much of a green tea bitch?
Could he be possessed by Lin Daiyu?
As time passed, more and more people arrived.
The white-haired Old Madam Tang was beaming with joy.
Mother Tang pulled Tang Mengxin along, a smile on her lips. "Mengxin, the Yang family's young master, Yang Xu, is also here today!"
"He is so good to you!"
"He spends money on you without being creepy, and he's flashy but knows how to avoid suspicion!"
"Every expense accurately targets your life, carrying an undeniable doting affection."
Mother Tang clutched her chest. "It really makes me envious!"
Tang Mengxin: "..."
"He doesn't even mind that you're married and has been waiting for you to divorce!"
"He loves you so much!"
Mother Tang said with a smile.
"I know!"
Tang Mengxin nodded. "If it weren't for Grandpa, I never would have married Lin Yu!"
"That loser!"
"The three-year agreement stated that if I didn't fall in love with him, he would leave the marriage with nothing!"
"I remember the date is almost up, right?"
"After the birthday banquet today, I will divorce him!"
A trace of tenderness flashed in Tang Mengxin's eyes. "Brother Yang Xu is still the best!"
Mother Tang also chuckled.
How wonderful!
It's simply a double blessing!
Soon, it was time for the birthday greetings...
Piles of longevity peaches were brought up and placed on the front tables.
Old Madam Tang sat quietly in her chair!
"The Wang family gifts a pair of gold-inlaid jade ruyi scepters, wishing Old Madam Tang good luck and prosperity!"
"The Zhao family gifts a piece of Wang Anshi's calligraphy, wishing Old Madam Tang a long life!"
"The Sun family gifts a pair of exquisite mutton-fat jade ornaments, wishing Old Madam Tang boundless fortune..."
People of all statuses came up to present their gifts.
Old Madam Tang was glowing with health. Even though she was old...
She was grinning from ear to ear.
"Yang Xu of the Yang family!"
A young man walked out, handsome and dashing. He cupped his hands in greeting. "Gifting a pair of Ming Dynasty Chenghua Doucai Chicken Cups!"
Everyone looked over and gasped.
Everyone knew that Yang Xu of the Yang family coveted Tang Mengxin and couldn't wait to pin her to the bed!
Some had also said... Tang Mengxin was already married, so how could she be worthy of Yang Xu?
But Yang Xu just laughed it off casually!
It's good that she's married!
Being married makes it even more wonderful!
Ming Dynasty Chenghua Doucai Chicken Cups?
The crowd was incredibly astonished.
This stuff...
They were imperial small cups specially made by the Chenghua Emperor for his favorite concubine. The cups were painted with a flock of hens and chicks, featuring the ultimate doucai craftsmanship, with bodies as thin as paper and glaze as smooth as jade.
Back then, they were auctioned in Hong Kong and sold for 249 million RMB.
Truly wealthy!
"Young Master Yang, you are too polite, too polite. It's enough that you could come, why bring such a great gift?"
Old Madam Tang grinned from ear to ear.
"Oh my, Young Master Yang!"
Mother Tang stepped forward, pulled him, and walked to the side. "Come, come, come, Mengxin has been waiting for you for a long time!"
Tang Mengxin looked at Yang Xu, her face full of smiles.
Yang Xu also smiled gently, giving off the vibe of an elegant young gentleman.
"Hello, Brother Yang Xu!"
Tang Mengxin smiled radiantly.
"Mengxin!"
Yang Xu smiled very happily.
It's in the bag!
Tang Mengxin will eventually be delivered to my bed!
However...
Yang Xu smiled and turned his head to look to the side.
Where is that loser live-in son-in-law?
I have to stomp his face into the ground and properly torment him!
"Grandma Tang, I wonder where Mengxin's husband is?"
Yang Xu shifted the topic. "Today is your birthday. As Mengxin's husband, shouldn't he have prepared a birthday gift for you too?"
Tang Mengyao stood to the side and was about to say something...
But Old Madam Tang spoke up, "Young Master Yang is right!"
The people present laughed in unison.
Understood, everyone understood!
Young Master Yang was deliberately trying to step on the face of the Tang family's live-in son-in-law!
Time for a show, time for a show!
Shen Yuan huddled to the side and brought over a bowl. "In a little while, I'll go out and give my gift!"
"This bowl is my gift!"
Shen Yuan raised an eyebrow.
Chu Yang and Xiao Ce: "????"
Are you sure!?
The gifts others are giving are worth at least a million, and you're going up with a broken bowl?
"After all, when they go out begging in the future..."
"Having a bowl will be very useful!"
Shen Yuan licked his lips. "If they strike it rich, like the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty starting with a single bowl, then I'll be their noble benefactor!"
Chu Yang and Xiao Ce's mouths twitched wildly.
Oh, my Young Master Shen!
If you wanted to bankrupt the Tang family, you just had to say the word.
This is your real purpose for coming today, isn't it?
Speaking of which...
We haven't heard that the Tang family ever offended the Shen family.
"Make that loser live-in son-in-law come out!"
Mother Tang turned her head directly. "As a live-in son-in-law, doesn't he know to give a gift to the female head of the family?"
"Mom, I'm out!"
Lin Yu walked out.
Yang Xu smiled lightly and said with great interest, "Brother Lin, I wonder what gift you have prepared for the elderly lady?"
Lin Yu took a deep breath and pulled out a necklace from his pocket.
Shen Yuan took one look and instantly froze in his tracks.
Holy shit!
Is that fucking...
The Imperial Jade Great Wall!?
The one worth... five or six hundred million?!
Xiao Ce suddenly furrowed his brows, staring dead at Lin Yu.
He suddenly slapped his thigh. "Holy shit!"
"Why the hell is this dumbass here?"
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ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
