The Wife I Picked Up Can’t Possibly Be the World-Ending Witch
Ongoing
Author:Three cups and two cups cost 99
[Single Female Lead] + [Delusion Flow] + [Slice-of-Life Farming] + [Invincible Contrast] + [Sweet Romance]
After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lin Qi lived as an utterly ordinary herbalist in the countryside. One day, he kindly brought home a sickly, beautiful girl covered in blood. They married in a flash and began their blissful, intimate life together.
Right then, his long-delayed system finally activated.
[Warning! Host detected in contact with the "Crimson Calamity," the world-ending witch!]
Lin Qi looked at the adorable wife currently curled in his arms, who couldn't even open a jar lid and trembled at the sight of a mouse.
Lin Qi: "System, are you insane? This is clearly just a weak and delicate sickly girl!"
Thus, Lin Qi treated the system as a "Contrast System," where taking care of his wife made him stronger.
Combing his wife's hair rewarded him with [Free Attribute Points].
Taking his wife out for sunshine rewarded him with [Forbidden Spell: Arcane Explosion].
Lin Qi: "This soft life tastes so good!"
...
Yet, in the eyes of outsiders:
The strongest Beastkin Assassin: "That man dissected a Beast King with a common skinning knife! That was a show of force towards the powerful!"
The Holy Son of the Radiant Church: "I infiltrated his home as a tutor, but he had me babysit the children... He must have seen through my disguise!"
The World-Ending Witch, Felucia: "I hid all the way in the countryside. How is it that the husband I married on a whim is stronger than I was at my peak?"
After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lin Qi lived as an utterly ordinary herbalist in the countryside. One day, he kindly brought home a sickly, beautiful girl covered in blood. They married in a flash and began their blissful, intimate life together.
Right then, his long-delayed system finally activated.
[Warning! Host detected in contact with the "Crimson Calamity," the world-ending witch!]
Lin Qi looked at the adorable wife currently curled in his arms, who couldn't even open a jar lid and trembled at the sight of a mouse.
Lin Qi: "System, are you insane? This is clearly just a weak and delicate sickly girl!"
Thus, Lin Qi treated the system as a "Contrast System," where taking care of his wife made him stronger.
Combing his wife's hair rewarded him with [Free Attribute Points].
Taking his wife out for sunshine rewarded him with [Forbidden Spell: Arcane Explosion].
Lin Qi: "This soft life tastes so good!"
...
Yet, in the eyes of outsiders:
The strongest Beastkin Assassin: "That man dissected a Beast King with a common skinning knife! That was a show of force towards the powerful!"
The Holy Son of the Radiant Church: "I infiltrated his home as a tutor, but he had me babysit the children... He must have seen through my disguise!"
The World-Ending Witch, Felucia: "I hid all the way in the countryside. How is it that the husband I married on a whim is stronger than I was at my peak?"
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