If there was anything in this world more terrifying than facing the Judgment Knights of the Holy Church of Radiance, for Kuma, it was definitely being strung up from the rafters and whipped like a spinning top.
The dizzying, world-spinning sensation felt as though her very soul was being violently flung from her petite beastkin body, tracing a series of rather inelegant parabolas through the air.
Half an hour later.
"Ugh... the world... is spinning..."
Kuma lay sprawled on the cabin floor, her eyes swirling like mosquito coils. Her once perky ears now drooped limply atop her head, and her tail lay motionless behind her, looking like a salted fish that had given up on its dreams.
Felsy sat upright in the slightly worn wooden chair, still cradling the cup of water that had long since stopped boiling.
Her expression had returned to its usual icy calm, as if the tyrant who had just been laying waste to everything with a magic whip was someone else entirely. She took an elegant sip of water, her purple eyes sweeping indifferently over the lump of non-combustible trash on the floor.
"Are you wide awake now, Agent Kuma?"
"A-Awake! Very awake!"
Like a triggered spring, Kuma shot up from the floor and snapped to attention. Although her body was still swaying slightly out of control, she forced her eyes to project a will of iron.
"Awaiting your orders, Lady Witch! Whether it is assassinating the Emperor of the Empire or poisoning the Church's wells, your humble servant will not hesitate!"
Felsy set down her cup. Her fingertips tapped lightly against the tabletop, the rhythmic thudding causing Kuma's heartbeat to involuntarily speed up.
"There is no need for such tedious tasks," Felsy said slowly. "Our primary objective right now is to remain hidden. Since you are here, you can help me solve a household financial issue."
"Household... financial issue?"
Kuma blinked her large eyes, feeling that this phrase was severely out of character for the World-Ending Witch.
Felsy ignored her confusion. Instead, she tilted her head slightly, her gaze drifting through the window toward the rolling mountain ranges in the distance.
"That man... Lynch. He is going deep into the mountains today to gather herbs."
"To prepare for the approaching harsh winter, he needs to stock up on a large amount of medicinal herbs. However, the monsters in the mountains have been restless lately. With his feeble combat skills, even if he encounters just a low-level Wind Wolf, he will likely end up as its lunch."
Although Felsy's voice was flat, Kuma acutely caught a faint, almost imperceptible trace of... worry?
Alarm bells blared in Kuma's mind.
Something was wrong! Was Lady Witch actually worried about that human who had nothing going for him but a pretty face?
No, no, no, it must be my imagination. Lady Witch only needs that man for cover right now. If her landlord dies, she would have to go through the trouble of finding a new place to move. Yes, that must be it! This is purely a consideration for strategic stability!
"Therefore," Felsy withdrew her gaze and looked back at Kuma, "you will go."
"Go and kill him?" Kuma made a throat-slitting gesture.
"..." Felsy fell silent for two seconds, and the surrounding temperature instantly plummeted by five degrees. "You will go act as his bodyguard. Protect him and make sure he doesn't die."
"Understood! Protecting the target is my specialty!" Kuma let out a sigh of relief, but then looked slightly puzzled. "But My Lady, since you are worried about his safety, why not just cast a high-tier protection spell on him? Or have me protect him from the shadows? Why do it openly..."
"Because of money."
Felsy replied, her words concise and to the point.
"Money?"
"Lynch plans to spend money to hire an adventurer as a guard for this mountain trip." Felsy frowned slightly, seemingly quite displeased with the matter. "According to the market rate, hiring a qualified guard costs at least five silver coins. If they encounter danger, it costs extra."
At this point, Felsy paused. Her tone turned serious, as if she were discussing a matter concerning the survival of the world:
"My husb... No, that foolish human said that we must budget carefully to make a living. Five silver coins are enough to buy ten sacks of flour, or twenty pounds of premium pork belly, or even a new set of winter quilts for the house."
"Rather than letting this massive sum of money line an outsider's pockets, it is better for you to earn it."
Felsy stared at Kuma, her gaze sharpening into the look of a capitalist eyeing free labor:
"You will go apply to be his guard. Once the job is done, you must hand over the entire payment he gives you to me. This will serve as your rent as a tenant. Do you understand?"
Kuma's mouth fell wide open, her jaw nearly hitting the floor.
What did she just hear?
Just a moment ago, did Lady Witch blurt out the word husband? Even though she corrected herself quickly, forcefully changing it to foolish human, what was with that subconscious term of endearment?!
Furthermore...
A high-ranking executive of the Scorched Earth Vanguard, the terrifying Mad Beast Kuma who struck fear into the hearts of her enemies, actually had to act as a bodyguard for a village bumpkin for a mere five silver coins? And she had to hand over her wages on top of that?!
If word of this got out, the Scorched Earth Vanguard would be utterly humiliated!
"Do you have a problem with that?" Felsy narrowed her eyes, her fingers beginning to trace runes in the air once again.
"No! Absolutely not!"
Kuma shuddered violently and instantly swallowed all her internal complaints.
"What a... profoundly far-sighted plan!" Kuma forced a look of pure adoration onto her face. "Through this method, you not only protect the safety of the key figure (the landlord) but also achieve an internal circulation of funds, preventing the outflow of resources! As expected of Lady Witch, you are even a master of financial management! Your humble servant is in utter awe!"
"Mm, go then." Felsy nodded in satisfaction. "Remember, do not expose your identity. You are now an ordinary beastkin postal worker who just happens to be a little stronger than average. If you mess this up..."
"Your servant will bring you my own head!"
Kuma saluted, turned around, and bolted out of the cabin as if fleeing for her life.
It wasn't until she had run out of the yard and stood on the village path that Kuma dared to gasp for air. She glanced back at the seemingly peaceful residential house, unable to stop herself from muttering internally:
"I can't help but feel that Lady Witch... is really becoming more and more like a human wife. That aura of not a single penny of the household money can be wasted is exactly the same as the human auntie next door..."
"Terrifying, absolutely terrifying. Is this the curse known as marriage? To think that even the World-Ending Witch couldn't escape it..."
Kuma shook her head, tossing these treasonous thoughts from her mind. Adjusting her expression, she headed toward the tavern at the village entrance.
...
The Adventurer's Guild branch office in Buena Village was, in fact, just that small tavern reeking of alcohol.
Lynch sat bored out of his mind at a window seat, absentmindedly toying with a slightly worn copper coin in his hand.
Half an hour had already passed. Aside from that drunk old dwarven miner, Barton, not a single reliable adventurer had walked through the door.
"Looks like the market is pretty bleak today." Lynch sighed. "Everyone knows the mountains haven't been peaceful lately, so is no one willing to take on such a low-paying escort mission?"
In truth, the five silver coins he offered were already considered a huge sum in the village. But in the eyes of adventurers who traded their lives for money, this meager amount was clearly not enough to catch their eye.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
g Yu was preparing for retirement when her organization decided to eliminate her. She transmigrated to a zombie apocalypse world. However, a tiny unexpected situation occurred: She somehow transformed into an adorable little girl?!
