Is the Elixir Sentient

In the Dragon Palace.

After Yu Wan'er returned from her "cultivation session" with Jiang Che, she instantly became the envy of many girls.

"Wow! Wan'er... how did you get so much prettier? You're adorable—come here, let me hug you!"

Without waiting for Yu Wan'er's consent, Qin Qiaoqiao immediately pulled her into an embrace and began pinching her cheeks.

Yu Wan'er: "......"

"Wan'er, your aura has improved so much. Did you obtain an immortal physique from Jiang Che?" Ye Mengyao also stepped forward gracefully.

Having embraced the Path of Emotionlessness, she had matured into a composed woman, no longer as impulsive as before.

[The Jade Dew Immortal Physique? This girl actually awakened the Jade Dew Immortal Physique? It seems that man's methods are truly extraordinary—he can actually create immortal physiques out of thin air?]

Deep within Ye Mengyao's soul, a wisp of the Supreme Forgetfulness Immortal's remnant spirit was also astonished.

But then she remembered that Jiang Che wielded the power of the Great Dao. The Great Dao was the most mysterious and supreme force in existence, while immortal physiques, though powerful, still fell under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Dao.

"That's right, Sister Mengyao! Jiang Che gave me an immortal physique. Do I look prettier now?"

Yu Wan'er tugged at her collar and spun around in place, her little face brimming with pride.

She was proving to everyone with actions that she was still the most favored girl. Aside from Qing'er and Shen Yu—the two exceptions—Jiang Che had only given her an immortal physique.

"Wan'er, your skin... wow, I’m so jealous! It’s so soft and bouncy, like jelly!" Bai Qiangwei, who had just emerged from seclusion, poked Yu Wan'er's cheek with her finger, her eyes filled with envy.

Before obtaining her immortal physique, Yu Wan'er had already been stunning—top-tier in terms of beauty. But after the transformation, her aura became transcendent, to the point where ordinary girls like them couldn't help but feel a tinge of inferiority.

"Hehe... Sister Qiangwei, your turn will come soon. We're all sisters, after all. Since Jiang Che gave me an immortal physique, he definitely won’t play favorites!"

As she spoke, Yu Wan'er glanced at Xiao Wanwan, whose eyes were downcast, looking like a defeated little chick.

"Hey, Wanwan, don’t be sad! Let’s work hard together to get stronger. I’ll let you in on a little secret—Jiang Che has tons of treasures! Just whisper a few sweet words in his ear, and that big pervert might get excited and agree!"

Yu Wan'er took Xiao Wanwan's hand, comforting her and fully embracing her role as the harem’s peacemaker.

"Wan'er... really?" Xiao Wanwan looked up with teary eyes. She had never imagined that Yu Wan'er, who was always bickering with her, would actually console her.

She felt like crying!

"Haha, just kidding! I secretly told Jiang Che to give you a hard time—no immortal physique for you!"

Yu Wan'er leaned in and whispered into Xiao Wanwan's ear like a little demon.

"You—you—waaah! Sister, she’s bullying me!" Xiao Wanwan couldn’t hold back anymore and was utterly crushed.

Yu Wan'er guiltily rubbed her nose. "Alright, alright, I was just messing with you. Everyone will get their share of the immortal physiques."

Xiao Sisi frowned. "But even if Jiang Che can provide immortal physiques, they must be incredibly valuable. Wasting such precious resources on us..."

Yu Wan'er waved her hand dismissively.

"Sister Sisi, when I asked Jiang Che for an immortal physique, he told me something—he said there are over a hundred different types of immortal physiques and asked me which one I wanted!!!"

"That means he can get all of them! He might just need to pay a small price. Knowing Jiang Che, it can’t be too steep, or else he would’ve smacked my butt and told me to scram!"

As the saying goes, "Time reveals a person's true nature." Clearly, Yu Wan'er had come to know Jiang Che inside and out.

"Uh... Wan-Wan'er!" Ye Mengyao's lips twitched.

"What? Sister Mengyao, don’t you believe me? I know Jiang Che like the back of my hand! After all the hardships we’ve endured, we have to make him cough up those treasures!" The girl flashed a mischievous grin.

"Wan'er..." Qin Qiaoqiao also seemed about to say something but swallowed her words.

"Come on, isn’t that what men are for? To spoil us?"

"Right, exactly what they’re for. I was going to give you some cultivation resources... but now I’ve changed my mind."

A ghostly voice sounded right behind Yu Wan'er!

The girl’s smile froze instantly.

Oh no!

Why was this man so sneaky? Always appearing out of nowhere!

"Ehehe... hubby, don’t be mad! I-I was just joking, trying to motivate the sisters to cultivate harder!"

Yu Wan'er forced an awkward laugh before slowly turning around—only to see Jiang Che’s darkened expression.

"I don’t need those resources anymore, okay? Don’t be angry!"

"Hmph, you said it yourself." Jiang Che smirked.

"Now that I have an immortal physique, what else could I possibly want?" Yu Wan'er smiled sweetly.

......

[Ding! Host successfully tricked Yu Wan'er. Reward: 3 million "Trolling Points."]

Yu Wan'er regretted it.

The moment she saw Jiang Che take out the Peach Branch, she realized—she had spoken too soon!

Jiang Che set up a top-tier sealing formation inside the Dragon Palace before bringing out the Sacred-Grade Spirit Field gifted by the Immortal Ancestor.

A full acre of Sacred-Grade Spirit Field—its value was simply immeasurable!

Even a Premium-Grade Spirit Field was already priceless, let alone a Sacred-Grade one!

A single Sacred-Grade Spirit Field was worth dozens of Premium-Grade ones.

Spirit Fields were typically used to grow spiritual herbs, and many herbs had extremely high soil requirements. For example, most immortal-grade herbs could only grow rapidly in Immortal-Grade Spirit Fields. But Immortal-Grade Spirit Stones were already rare—how much rarer were Immortal-Grade Spirit Fields?

Thus, Sacred-Grade Spirit Fields had to suffice as substitutes. But planting immortal herbs in them would result in painfully slow growth cycles.

"Damn, this Peach Branch has a mind of its own?!"

Jiang Che’s eyes widened in disbelief. The moment he took out the immortal-grade Peach Branch, it sprouted legs and bolted!

And it was fast—so fast that even a Divine Transformation cultivator wouldn’t be able to react in time.

Fortunately, the sealing formation blocked its escape.

And so, all they could see was a branch with legs running around like a headless chicken.

Soon, Jiang Che made his move, grabbing the giant peach on top of its "head."

"L-Let me go! Who are you?!"

A childish voice rang out, startling Jiang Che. Had this peach sprouted sentience?

As expected of an immortal herb—utterly ridiculous!

The voice was too young to discern whether it belonged to a boy or a girl, but it didn’t matter to Jiang Che. As long as it was an immortal herb, that was enough.

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