Jiang Che grabbed the twisted branch of the peach tree.
A group of girls gathered around, their curiosity piqued.
"Wow, the branch is talking!" Qin Qiaoqiao blinked her big eyes, utterly fascinated.
"You—you’re the branch here! I’m the divine Peaches of Immortality, understand? The supreme celestial medicine!"
"Brother Jiang Che, I want to eat a peach!" Xiao An'an tugged at Jiang Che’s sleeve, her eyes gleaming with excitement, drool nearly dripping to the ground.
For this little foodie, she had never seen such a massive peach before—it was downright mouthwatering.
Jiang Che swung the peach branch lightly. Was this thing really a celestial medicine?
"You’re just a severed branch from the Peaches of Immortality, right? Does that still make you a divine medicine? Or have you been downgraded?"
He flicked the giant peach with his finger.
"No downgrade! I am the real deal! Let me go... If you don’t, I might actually degrade. The spiritual energy here is too thin. Didn’t that old man give you a Saint-grade Spirit Field? Hurry up and plant me there..."
The urgency in its voice was unmistakable.
"I know you’re in a hurry, but hold on. Let me finish..." Jiang Che spoke leisurely.
"Stop talking! Saint-grade Spirit Field—no, even a top-grade one will do! I’m dying here!"
The little peach branch flailed like a fish out of water.
"How about this? Swear loyalty to me... and I’ll give you the Saint-grade Spirit Field. Grow safely, ripen properly—deal?"
"Master! From now on, you’re my master! I promise to bear you the biggest, juiciest peach!"
Clearly, this peach branch had no pride left.
"Heh... at least you know what’s good for you." Jiang Che smirked and summoned an entire acre of top-grade Spirit Field.
He tossed the peach branch into it, and in the next second, it rooted itself firmly in the center.
[Whew~~~ Nothing beats a Saint-grade Spirit Field. As a noble celestial medicine, I’ve always been planted in Immortal-grade fields. That old man was such a miser—calling himself an immortal yet not even having proper Immortal Soil!]
[And then he handed me over to this guy... My life as a medicine is so tragic~~~]
Jiang Che glanced at the peach branch, a faint smile playing on his lips.
With a wave of his hand, another vast expanse of radiant soil appeared, each grain shimmering with boundless immortal energy.
Immortal Soil!!!
[No way!!! Am I hallucinating? How can there be so much Immortal Soil?!]
[Wait—this is real! This is actually real!!!]
Before the peach branch could even settle into the Saint-grade field, it leaped out and lunged at Jiang Che.
But in the next moment, the Immortal Soil vanished.
"Where’s the Immortal Soil? My Immortal Soil???"
"Ahem, watch your words. That’s my Immortal Soil, not yours." Jiang Che corrected sternly.
Peach Branch: "......"
"Immortal Soil!!! Please... just a little! You’re my one and only master now! For over a hundred thousand years while I was still attached to the Peaches of Immortality, I never once tasted Immortal Soil! Have mercy, I beg you!"
Who had ever seen a half-broken branch kneeling and hugging someone’s leg? Well, Jiang Che had now.
"Heh, that depends on your performance." Jiang Che grinned.
The carrot had been dangled.
Of course, he wasn’t actually going to splurge on that much Immortal Soil. A single piece of top-grade Spirit Soil cost a million points, Saint-grade went for ten million, and Immortal-grade? A staggering hundred million per piece!
"Really? Master, believe me—if you give me Immortal Soil, with its divine energy, I might even regenerate from this broken branch! Who knows? I could regrow into a full Peaches of Immortality tree. Then you’d have a complete celestial medicine!"
Jiang Che scoffed internally. Empty promises? Please.
At least his promises had substance. This little peach’s grand claims were pure fantasy.
It was just a severed branch—the true essence of the celestial medicine lay in the main tree. No amount of Immortal Soil could turn it into a full Peaches of Immortality.
Ignoring it, Jiang Che proceeded to plant numerous high-grade spirit herbs across the Saint-grade field.
No point wasting such premium soil!
The ancestors had gifted him thousands of divine herbs and dozens of saint-grade ones, all of which Jiang Che now planted in this single acre.
"Nooo! Don’t let these lowly herbs get so close to me! Get these trash plants away!"
The little peach protested. It was a celestial medicine—how could it share space with these inferior herbs?
"Shut it."
Jiang Che turned away, pulling out treasures from his storage pouch to distribute among his women.
Though Jiang Che was a bit of a playboy, he never skimped when it came to spoiling his lovers.
"Qiangwei, this is the Melody Immortal Stone. Since you’ve chosen music as your path, this will be invaluable to you."
"Bai Jie, come here. Your aptitude needs work—you’re the laziest when it comes to cultivation!"
"Qiaoqiao, take this Nine Revolutions Golden Elixir. It’ll do wonders for you..."
He spared no expense, though to be fair, most of these were gifts from the immortal ancestors.
After handing out treasures to everyone—even Qing'er and the other recently acquired mermaids—only Yu Wan'er remained.
Oh, and Jia Ling'er.
At the moment, Jia Ling'er was miserably scrubbing the floor—with her tail.
One month ago: "I am a proud mermaid princess. I will never do such menial labor!"
Two weeks ago: "Endure the humiliation... but I must protect my precious tail."
Now: "Huh? This tail works pretty well as a mop..."
Her spirit had been thoroughly broken.
Witnessing Jiang Che’s extravagance in her exhausted state was a shock.
Saint-grade spirit stones—ten for each girl?!
As the royal princess of the Jialan Clan, her personal treasures surpassed even those of many Emperor-level experts.
Yet, she only had about a dozen Saint-grade stones herself.
But the real bombshell was the secret she overheard about Jiang Che.
This man could casually grant mortals... Immortal Physiques?!
Such a feat was unheard of—something that would send shockwaves through the Nine Heavens if word got out.
If Immortal Physiques could be manufactured... chaos would engulf the realms.
She had severely underestimated him.
Wait—if he could create Immortal Physiques... could he purify her mermaid bloodline?
Upgrading royal mermaid blood was surely easier than forging an Immortal Physique from scratch.
Jia Ling'er’s heart raced. She was genuinely tempted.
If she relied on this man... could she reclaim her dignity as a princess?
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
