Yu Wan'er's hair had turned green.
She now looked like a fairy-tale elf come to life.
Jiang Che nearly lost his composure when he saw it—not that green hair looked bad, but... well, let Yu Wan'er figure it out herself.
"Wow, Jiang Che, my power level just shot up! I was only at the low-tier Sky Shattering Stage earlier, but now I’m at the high-tier... and my cultivation speed is countless times faster!"
Yu Wan'er bounced excitedly. "Oh, right, after gaining an immortal physique... shouldn’t I also become prettier?"
She pulled out a small mirror and checked her reflection—only for her face to darken instantly.
"Why am I green??? My hair turned green!!!"
Her voice rose several octaves, clearly unable to accept the reality of her emerald locks.
"It’s normal. The Jade Vine Immortal Physique contains the Primordial Breath of All Life. Green represents vitality... so your hair turning green is perfectly natural," Jiang Che explained calmly and seriously.
"No way! This green hair is so ugly! I don’t want it—I’m dyeing it back!!!"
Yu Wan'er puffed her cheeks and tugged at her hair in frustration. The green strands even had a slight natural curl, driving her up the wall.
"Tsk tsk, what’s wrong with it? I think it suits you. No green hat... but green hair is just as good!"
"Who’s wearing a green hat?!!"
Yu Wan'er’s voice turned shrill.
Her hatred for green hair stemmed from this very reason. Just days ago, she had introduced Chi Nai to Jiang Che—wasn’t that basically setting herself up for betrayal?
Now, the green hair felt like a personal insult.
"I can’t take this! Jiang Che, you’re so resourceful—you must have a way to change my hair back! This green is way too punk, I don’t want it!"
Yu Wan'er scowled at her reflection in disgust.
"Oh! How about making it white instead? Sister Yao Yao has white hair... and she looks so ethereal, it’s unreal!"
"You think I’m a damn hair salon? Want me to dye it white too? Not enough white-haired girls at home already? Su Mianmian, Dong'er, and Yao Yao—all of them have white hair! Pick something else..."
"Fine, pink then! The pinker the hair, the harder the punches!" Her eyes sparkled with excitement, and she even rubbed her hands together eagerly.
"......"
"Just settle down. Black twin-tails suit you best."
With a wave of his hand, Jiang Che restored Yu Wan'er’s hair to its original color.
Though she looked no different from before, her entire aura had elevated to a whole new level.
The changes brought by the immortal physique were subtle yet profound—like the unspoken authority of those in power, an effortless dignity.
If the old Yu Wan'er had been an ordinary mortal girl, now she carried the refined grace of a treasured young mistress from a prestigious cultivation clan.
"Hehe, thanks, Jiang Che!"
Yu Wan'er tugged playfully at her twin-tails, flashing a coy smile—though the shyness was clearly fake. After spending so much time with Jiang Che, her face had long since thickened to an impressive degree.
"Oh, right... the other sisters all want to improve too. They want to catch up to you..."
Jiang Che: "???"
What, they’re forming a squad to loot me for treasures?
Still, Jiang Che currently had billions of merit points to spare—enough to outfit everyone with an immortal physique. But... billions! The thought made his heart ache.
"Tell them this: once they reach the Divine Comprehension Realm... I’ll take you all to exploit the Heavenly Dao’s loopholes. Everyone gets a post-natal immortal physique!"
Innate immortal physiques were known as "Heaven’s Chosen," naturally occurring from birth. Post-natal physiques, however, were forged through brutal heavenly tribulations—refined a hundred times to achieve immortality.
And as luck would have it, Jiang Che knew exactly how to game the system for post-natal physiques.
"Oh~"
Yu Wan'er’s face lit up with a grin, and she skipped away cheerfully.
"Did I say you could leave?"
Jiang Che grabbed the unruly tuft of hair sticking up from Yu Wan'er’s head and yanked her back.
The Jade Vine Immortal Physique... Did she really think he’d let billions go to waste?
The Primordial Breath of All Life within her—Jiang Che was more than happy to savor the essence of rebirth.
Yu Wan'er: "......"
She should’ve known this bastard wasn’t that generous!
......
As it turned out, an immortal physique was truly something else.
The terrifying potential of Yu Wan'er’s new physique soon became apparent.
Her feet, which had once swelled to size 38 shoes, had now slimmed down to a dainty size 35.
And let’s not forget—the Jade Vine Immortal Physique was also a top-tier cauldron constitution!
The result? Overnight, Yu Wan'er’s cultivation soared to the Half-Step Divine Comprehension Realm. If she wished, she could trigger her heavenly tribulation and ascend at any moment.
Meanwhile, Jiang Che remained stuck at the early Divine Comprehension Stage.
Ever since awakening his Void Immortal Physique, his cultivation hadn’t budged an inch.
The Void Immortal Physique deceived both heaven and earth. Even a Great Emperor couldn’t discern its true power unless they personally inspected him—or mastered the Dao of Void themselves.
......
Outside the Dragon Palace, envoys from the Jiang Family of the Nine Heavens had been waiting for over a month.
"Has the Young Emperor grown too indulgent? We haven’t seen him in over a month."
"Can you blame him? Dual immortal physiques—he’s the Jiang Family’s future pillar. We can’t afford to rush him."
"His wife, Shen Yu, is pregnant. The offspring of an immortal physique... the elders are taking this very seriously."
Clearly, the Jiang Family’s presence at Jiang Che’s doorstep was all about the child in Shen Yu’s womb.
The descendant of a dual immortal physique—if the child inherited even greater talent, the Nine Heavens’ future would belong to the Jiang Family.
"Still, we should advise the Young Emperor when we see him. Indulging in women every day isn’t proper—he can’t waste his dual physiques!"
"Honestly, the Young Emperor is the most versatile cultivator I’ve ever seen. But he shouldn’t drain his vitality like this..."
"If I had dual immortal physiques, I’d cultivate 24 hours a day..."
Meanwhile, Jiang Che sat beside Shen Yu, deeply frustrated.
Shen Yu was engrossed in studying formations, while Jiang Che was busy studying her.
Why?
Why hadn’t Shen Yu’s belly grown at all recently?
A month ago, she was seven months pregnant. Now, his pulse diagnosis still showed the fetus at seven months—as if its development had stalled.
Worse, the fetus had developed an insatiable appetite for spirit stones, guzzling three or four top-grade spirit stones daily. If deprived, it threw tantrums—kicking and squirming relentlessly.
"Damn kid, sucking up three or four top-grade stones a day like I’m a damn bank?"
Jiang Che rested his hand on Shen Yu’s rounded belly, scowling in annoyance.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
