"Husband, it's because of her immortal constitution. Sister Shen Yu's pregnancy is too extraordinary—it naturally wouldn't be so easy for the child to be born."
"In the Nine Heavens, many sacred constitutions remain in the womb longer than ordinary fetuses. If they absorb vast amounts of spiritual elixirs, it can take even longer... This is called replenishing innate vitality."
Mo Lianxing began explaining to Jiang Che.
"Innate vitality?" Jiang Che asked, puzzled.
"Exactly. All babies born after ten months in the womb have some degree of innate deficiency. That’s why many noble clans nourish the child extensively while still in the womb, ensuring they’re already at the finish line the moment they’re born..."
Born at the finish line... That’s hard to swallow.
"Some immortal constitutions take especially long—there are even cases where an immortal constitution remained in the womb for three hundred years, emerging as a half-step Divine Transformation realm existence..."
Jiang Che’s eyes widened in shock!
"Are you saying... Shen Yu might be pregnant for three hundred years???"
"Since it’s the Devouring Immortal-Demon Constitution, a top-tier constitution surpassing immortal grade, it might take even longer."
Jiang Che: "......"
Jiang Che lowered his head and glanced at Shen Yu’s belly.
Even Nezha only took three years in the womb, and you’re telling me three hundred?
Is this a joke?
"Shen Yu, the baby might stay in your belly for three hundred years," Jiang Che said slowly.
Shen Yu, who had been diligently studying an array formation, paused. She raised her eyes to look at Jiang Che, then lowered them again.
"Oh, got it."
Jiang Che: "???"
Wait, girl, you’re this calm about it?
What normal woman could accept being pregnant for three hundred years? Wouldn’t she go crazy?
"I need to find a way to speed this up. Can’t let the kid stay in there that long."
The main issue was that the child consumed several top-grade spirit stones daily—it was getting unbearable.
Jiang Che did have a lot of top-grade spirit stones on hand. Emperor Jiang Hong’s Azure Dragon Ring contained over two thousand, and Jia Ling'er’s storage pouch had several thousand more.
But even that wasn’t enough to keep up.
While top-grade spirit stones were said to have infinite renewable spiritual energy, the problem was... this little demon devoured everything, even the Five Elements’ Primordial Qi within the stones, turning them into worthless rocks.
And if she didn’t get them, she’d throw a tantrum.
Young Master Jiang was truly experiencing the pain of raising a child on a tight budget—it was unaffordable, absolutely unaffordable!
"Damn it, I should have fewer kids in the future."
Even Jiang Che, with his resources, couldn’t handle a super immortal constitution, let alone other noble clans!
"Husband, I... I think I won’t have a baby after all."
Mo Lianxing was also intimidated. This was just too terrifying.
In her past life, she’d worked her whole life to save up just three top-grade spirit stones, and now that wasn’t even enough for a single day of the baby’s "milk money."
"I wasn’t planning on letting you have one anyway!"
"......"
Heartbroken! Devastated!
"No! Damn it, I can’t take this anymore. The milk money can’t come out of my pocket!"
Jiang Che slapped his thigh decisively.
There was still the Jiang Clan of the Nine Heavens!
Three top-grade spirit stones a day was indeed extravagant, but the Jiang Clan should be able to afford it, right?
At worst, he could just let the child have "Jiang" in their name after birth.
[Ding! Host has successfully scammed the Jiang Clan of the Nine Heavens, earning 500 million Scam Points.]
Wait, what did I even do?
Jiang Che was baffled. He’d only had a thought—he hadn’t even acted on it yet. How could the system already judge him for scamming the Jiang Clan?
Wait, unless...
Jiang Che narrowed his eyes. He might have just found a system loophole.
"I’m going to annihilate the Jiang Clan of the Nine Heavens."
[...]
No response from the system.
"I... I’m going to slaughter all of the Jiang Clan’s young masters."
[...]
Still no response.
"I’m going to kidnap Jiang Yueye, the Jiang Clan’s fairy-spirit-rooted celestial maiden, and make her my wife!"
[Ding! Host has scammed Jiang Yueye, earning 50 million Scam Points.]
Jiang Che’s eyes gleamed.
He understood now!
This Scam Points system had a judgment mechanism—it awarded points based on actions he was likely to commit in the future.
"System, if you’re giving me points now, but I don’t actually kidnap that woman in the future, wouldn’t that be an exploit?"
[If the host fails to fulfill the action in the future... the system will impose a penalty.]
Jiang Che raised an eyebrow. "A penalty? What kind?"
This little system even had penalties?
[The... the system will morally condemn you.]
Jiang Che: "......"
What a brilliant "moral condemnation." Jiang Che couldn’t help but laugh.
But it did fit his personality.
......
"Come on, Little Yu’er, let’s go meet my Jiang Clan ancestors."
Jiang Che took Shen Yu’s hand.
Shen Yu stood up, her slender fingers tracing an incredibly complex array pattern on the desk before following Jiang Che out.
Her talent in array formations was nearly maxed out, and with the Ten-Aperture Exquisite Heart’s immense boost to her soul power... in just a few months, Shen Yu had already reached remarkable proficiency.
"Let’s make the Jiang Clan cough up a fortune."
Shen Yu lowered her eyes and nodded silently.
The moment they stepped out of the Dragon Palace, Jiang Che was immediately surrounded by a crowd.
They were all cultivators from the myriad clans of the Nine Heavens—some offering marriage proposals, others bearing gifts—but Jiang Che shooed them all away.
"Young Master, where are you headed? The young mistress is with child..." an elderly Jiang Clan member asked excitedly.
"Young Master, you’ve arrived just in time! The ancestors wished to examine the constitution of the child in the young mistress’s womb. With your immortal constitution, the offspring’s talent will surely be exceptional."
Jiang Che waved his hand. "I was just about to see the ancestors."
Time to make the old geezers cough up a fortune!
"Really? That’s wonderful!"
"Young Master, we’ll escort you!"
Right now, even the lower-ranked Jiang Clan members in the Nine Heavens were desperate to descend to the mortal realm—just to curry favor with the Young Master!
The entire Nine Heavens knew that Young Master Jiang possessed dual immortal constitutions and was currently the top candidate for the Heavenly Pride Ranking!
After all, the ranking only included cultivators from the Martial God to Nirvana realms!
Anyone who could win the Young Master’s favor would surely rise to greatness in the future.
Jiang Che ignored them, simply scooping Shen Yu into his arms and vanishing with a flicker of spatial law.
The crowd was left dumbfounded.
"Law manipulation??? The Young Master has comprehended laws???"
"Aren’t laws something only Martial Gods can grasp? How is the Young Master... Wait, has the Young Master broken through to Martial God???"
"That’s strange. Shouldn’t there have been a Martial God Tribulation?"
"Are you stupid? Our Young Master has dual immortal constitutions! The Void Immortal Constitution deceives heaven and earth—don’t you know that?"
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
