"Achoo! Who's thinking about me?" Jiang Che sneezed, feeling as if someone was secretly talking about him.
His sixth sense was eerily accurate.
"Jiang Che, I love you! I want to lay a whole nest of eggs for you!"
Chi Nai wrapped her arms around Jiang Che's neck, her sharp fangs pressing against his skin.
As a descendant of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python lineage, Chi Nai was cold-blooded—her body icy like a block of ancient glacial ice.
Right now, her slit pupils had turned a deep crimson.
"Cough, cough... Chi Nai, calm down first. I’m going out for a smoke..."
Jiang Che summoned the Binding Immortal Rope and swiftly tied her up.
Once outside, Jiang Che wiped the sweat from his brow.
He had severely underestimated the instincts of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python—it was terrifying!
Ten times scarier than Ji Ningxue’s mother.
"I need to find a way to suppress her serpentine nature," Jiang Che muttered, wiping his forehead.
After rummaging through his system for a long time, he finally found a specialized pill designed to curb the instincts of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python bloodline.
And it wasn’t even expensive—just a few hundred thousand points. For Jiang Che now, that was pocket change.
......
"Cough, cough... Jiang Che, you’re out already?"
The moment he stepped outside, Yu Wan'er greeted him with a bright smile.
"Are you tired? You’ve been working so hard... Want a massage?"
Jiang Che yawned, eyeing the mischievous girl.
"Unwarranted kindness always has ulterior motives!"
Yu Wan'er’s smile froze instantly—her warm gesture had been met with cold rejection.
But for the sake of setting an example for her sisters, she forced another smile.
"Jiang Che, you must be exhausted. Let me give you a shoulder rub..."
But she immediately regretted her words when she realized she couldn’t even reach his shoulders—standing at less than five feet tall.
"Just spit it out!" Jiang Che said impatiently.
It was obvious Yu Wan'er wanted something.
"Well... I heard Sister Shen Yu awakened the Ten-Aperture Exquisite Heart? That’s an immortal physique, right?"
"Yep. What about it? You want one too?"
Yu Wan'er’s eyes darted away. "N-No, I don’t want that. I just... my cultivation speed has been too slow lately. I was hoping for a different immortal physique."
Jiang Che: "..."
Damn, straight-up asking for an immortal physique!
"You think immortal physiques grow on trees? They’re crazy expensive!"
Yu Wan'er instantly deflated. She knew she was being unreasonable—this was worse than asking for money. Whatever method Jiang Che used to obtain immortal physiques, the cost had to be astronomical.
"Fine... I-I don’t want it anymore."
[Hmph, stingy! You gave that mermaid an immortal physique without hesitation. Guess there’s no love left for me, wuwuwu~~~]
"Alright, alright, I’ll give you one."
"Who says I’m not generous?"
Jiang Che sighed. Recently, the Jialan Clan had dropped a ton of points, the old geezers from the Jiang Family had coughed up hundreds of millions, and even Chu Yuan and his little leechers had contributed.
His points seemed to multiply on their own—the more he spent, the more he had, leaving him with nothing but an empty shell.
"Go on, what kind of immortal physique do you want?" Jiang Che yawned.
"R-Really???" Yu Wan'er’s eyes sparkled.
"Have I ever lied to you?"
Yu Wan'er giggled, rubbing her hands together. "Any immortal physique is fine! I’m not picky—even scraps will do!"
Jiang Che smirked, though his smile carried a hint of mischief.
"How about... the Jade Vine Immortal Physique?"
[Jade Vine Immortal Physique: A supreme physique that governs the Dao of All Living Beings. Born with innate purity, harmonizing with the vitality of all things—an untainted physique without a trace of impurity. Boasts unparalleled cultivation speed and the easiest path to comprehending the Great Dao of Life. Also functions as a top-tier cultivation furnace.]
[Price: 300 million points.]
Anything related to the immortal realm was bound to be ridiculously priced!
"Jade Vine Immortal Physique? Are... are you sure this is an immortal physique?"
Yu Wan'er squinted at Jiang Che suspiciously. The name sounded sketchy—was he tricking her?
But she didn’t dare ask outright.
"Take it or leave it. This is a one-time offer—no second chances!"
"I’ll take it! Fine, I’ll take it!" Yu Wan'er panicked.
Jiang Che might be a scoundrel sometimes, but he wouldn’t deceive her. Definitely not harm her!
"Good. Let me tell you—the Jade Vine Immortal Physique is insanely powerful. It’s top-tier even among immortal physiques..."
Yu Wan'er tilted her head. She still felt like Jiang Che was pulling her leg.
"Here, give me your hand. Let’s awaken that physique!"
Yu Wan'er obediently extended her tiny hand.
The next second, the essence of the Jade Vine Immortal Physique surged into her body, violently reconstructing her constitution.
Yu Wan'er’s original physique wasn’t terrible, but it was mediocre at best—nowhere near immortal-grade.
The Nine Heavens was vast beyond measure, yet among its countless trillions of beings, fewer than ten possessed immortal physiques. That’s how rare they were!
Take Chen Ningshuang, for example. Before reaching the Divine Transformation stage, her cultivation speed had been sluggish. But after awakening the Ten-Thousand Tribulations Indestructible Immortal Physique, she reached mid-stage Divine Transformation in just half a month.
As for Jiang Che? He always claimed he’d just entered Divine Transformation.
"This—"
Yu Wan'er’s eyes widened as she stared at her hands. She could feel her body undergoing a complete metamorphosis—her meridians and spiritual roots were being reforged, while black impurities oozed from her pores.
"Eek! So gross! What is this?!" She flailed, her entire body seemingly coated in mud.
This kind of marrow-cleansing was usually excruciating—akin to being flayed alive. But Jiang Che, ever the kind soul, had numbed her pain in advance.
Immortal spiritual energy materialized from her spiritual roots, nourishing her body. In an instant, all the filth vanished from her skin.
Around her feet, green vines and delicate sprouts burst forth from the earth.
A scene of vibrant life, thriving in abundance.
Yu Wan'er herself had transformed completely. Her figure became even more petite and delicate, her skin now as soft as tofu, exuding a faint, sweet fragrance.
The Jade Vine Immortal Physique naturally carried the essence of vitality.
Though her height and appearance remained unchanged, her aura had elevated to a noble elegance—her very life essence had ascended to a higher plane.
But the most shocking change?
Yu Wan'er’s hair—originally black—had turned...
Green.
Yes.
Green.
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
