"Achoo! Who's thinking about me?" Jiang Che sneezed, feeling as if someone was secretly talking about him.
His sixth sense was eerily accurate.
"Jiang Che, I love you! I want to lay a whole nest of eggs for you!"
Chi Nai wrapped her arms around Jiang Che's neck, her sharp fangs pressing against his skin.
As a descendant of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python lineage, Chi Nai was cold-blooded—her body icy like a block of ancient glacial ice.
Right now, her slit pupils had turned a deep crimson.
"Cough, cough... Chi Nai, calm down first. I’m going out for a smoke..."
Jiang Che summoned the Binding Immortal Rope and swiftly tied her up.
Once outside, Jiang Che wiped the sweat from his brow.
He had severely underestimated the instincts of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python—it was terrifying!
Ten times scarier than Ji Ningxue’s mother.
"I need to find a way to suppress her serpentine nature," Jiang Che muttered, wiping his forehead.
After rummaging through his system for a long time, he finally found a specialized pill designed to curb the instincts of the Crimson Gold-Melting Python bloodline.
And it wasn’t even expensive—just a few hundred thousand points. For Jiang Che now, that was pocket change.
......
"Cough, cough... Jiang Che, you’re out already?"
The moment he stepped outside, Yu Wan'er greeted him with a bright smile.
"Are you tired? You’ve been working so hard... Want a massage?"
Jiang Che yawned, eyeing the mischievous girl.
"Unwarranted kindness always has ulterior motives!"
Yu Wan'er’s smile froze instantly—her warm gesture had been met with cold rejection.
But for the sake of setting an example for her sisters, she forced another smile.
"Jiang Che, you must be exhausted. Let me give you a shoulder rub..."
But she immediately regretted her words when she realized she couldn’t even reach his shoulders—standing at less than five feet tall.
"Just spit it out!" Jiang Che said impatiently.
It was obvious Yu Wan'er wanted something.
"Well... I heard Sister Shen Yu awakened the Ten-Aperture Exquisite Heart? That’s an immortal physique, right?"
"Yep. What about it? You want one too?"
Yu Wan'er’s eyes darted away. "N-No, I don’t want that. I just... my cultivation speed has been too slow lately. I was hoping for a different immortal physique."
Jiang Che: "..."
Damn, straight-up asking for an immortal physique!
"You think immortal physiques grow on trees? They’re crazy expensive!"
Yu Wan'er instantly deflated. She knew she was being unreasonable—this was worse than asking for money. Whatever method Jiang Che used to obtain immortal physiques, the cost had to be astronomical.
"Fine... I-I don’t want it anymore."
[Hmph, stingy! You gave that mermaid an immortal physique without hesitation. Guess there’s no love left for me, wuwuwu~~~]
"Alright, alright, I’ll give you one."
"Who says I’m not generous?"
Jiang Che sighed. Recently, the Jialan Clan had dropped a ton of points, the old geezers from the Jiang Family had coughed up hundreds of millions, and even Chu Yuan and his little leechers had contributed.
His points seemed to multiply on their own—the more he spent, the more he had, leaving him with nothing but an empty shell.
"Go on, what kind of immortal physique do you want?" Jiang Che yawned.
"R-Really???" Yu Wan'er’s eyes sparkled.
"Have I ever lied to you?"
Yu Wan'er giggled, rubbing her hands together. "Any immortal physique is fine! I’m not picky—even scraps will do!"
Jiang Che smirked, though his smile carried a hint of mischief.
"How about... the Jade Vine Immortal Physique?"
[Jade Vine Immortal Physique: A supreme physique that governs the Dao of All Living Beings. Born with innate purity, harmonizing with the vitality of all things—an untainted physique without a trace of impurity. Boasts unparalleled cultivation speed and the easiest path to comprehending the Great Dao of Life. Also functions as a top-tier cultivation furnace.]
[Price: 300 million points.]
Anything related to the immortal realm was bound to be ridiculously priced!
"Jade Vine Immortal Physique? Are... are you sure this is an immortal physique?"
Yu Wan'er squinted at Jiang Che suspiciously. The name sounded sketchy—was he tricking her?
But she didn’t dare ask outright.
"Take it or leave it. This is a one-time offer—no second chances!"
"I’ll take it! Fine, I’ll take it!" Yu Wan'er panicked.
Jiang Che might be a scoundrel sometimes, but he wouldn’t deceive her. Definitely not harm her!
"Good. Let me tell you—the Jade Vine Immortal Physique is insanely powerful. It’s top-tier even among immortal physiques..."
Yu Wan'er tilted her head. She still felt like Jiang Che was pulling her leg.
"Here, give me your hand. Let’s awaken that physique!"
Yu Wan'er obediently extended her tiny hand.
The next second, the essence of the Jade Vine Immortal Physique surged into her body, violently reconstructing her constitution.
Yu Wan'er’s original physique wasn’t terrible, but it was mediocre at best—nowhere near immortal-grade.
The Nine Heavens was vast beyond measure, yet among its countless trillions of beings, fewer than ten possessed immortal physiques. That’s how rare they were!
Take Chen Ningshuang, for example. Before reaching the Divine Transformation stage, her cultivation speed had been sluggish. But after awakening the Ten-Thousand Tribulations Indestructible Immortal Physique, she reached mid-stage Divine Transformation in just half a month.
As for Jiang Che? He always claimed he’d just entered Divine Transformation.
"This—"
Yu Wan'er’s eyes widened as she stared at her hands. She could feel her body undergoing a complete metamorphosis—her meridians and spiritual roots were being reforged, while black impurities oozed from her pores.
"Eek! So gross! What is this?!" She flailed, her entire body seemingly coated in mud.
This kind of marrow-cleansing was usually excruciating—akin to being flayed alive. But Jiang Che, ever the kind soul, had numbed her pain in advance.
Immortal spiritual energy materialized from her spiritual roots, nourishing her body. In an instant, all the filth vanished from her skin.
Around her feet, green vines and delicate sprouts burst forth from the earth.
A scene of vibrant life, thriving in abundance.
Yu Wan'er herself had transformed completely. Her figure became even more petite and delicate, her skin now as soft as tofu, exuding a faint, sweet fragrance.
The Jade Vine Immortal Physique naturally carried the essence of vitality.
Though her height and appearance remained unchanged, her aura had elevated to a noble elegance—her very life essence had ascended to a higher plane.
But the most shocking change?
Yu Wan'er’s hair—originally black—had turned...
Green.
Yes.
Green.
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
