Xiao Wanwan's Breakdown, the Lolita Trio

"Gulp~~~"

Xiao An'an stared at the colossal crab on her phone, drooling uncontrollably.

"Wow... what a huge crab!"

For an ultimate foodie, a crab this big was practically a nuclear-level threat to her willpower.

Ever since she'd acknowledged Xiao Chuan as her father, she'd sampled all sorts of rare delicacies from around the world.

But she'd never seen a crab this massive—and to top it off, it was cooked by Jiang Che. The hype was unreal.

"Sister Sisi, Sister Wanwan, stop fighting! We're going out for a feast!"

Xiao An'an clutched her phone and scurried to the bedside.

Xiao Wanwan and Xiao Sisi were just fooling around.

Among the three sisters, Xiao Wanwan was the strongest in cultivation, having already reached the Soul-Forging stage.

These days, Xiao Wanwan was Dragon Country's most famous celebrity—not just adorable and gorgeous, but terrifyingly talented in immortal cultivation.

And mind you, she'd never cultivated with Jiang Che. Pure natural talent!

"What feast?" Xiao Sisi lifted her head, blinking in confusion.

"Hehe, Sister, a girl named Yu Wan'er just called you. She invited us to Jiang Che's place for a big meal!"

Xiao An'an's face glowed with excitement.

She might not have fallen for Jiang Che yet, but her stomach was already head over heels.

"Huh? Yu Wan'er?"

Xiao Sisi perked up instantly.

"Let's go, let's go! Get ready..."

How could she not be thrilled?

It had been almost two weeks since she'd last seen Jiang Che—after giving herself to him.

For a girl freshly in love, this was pure torture!

The food was secondary; seeing Jiang Che was the real prize.

"Hey, hey, Sister... you just promised me you wouldn't go see Jiang Che!"

Xiao Wanwan clenched her fists, her hatred for Jiang Che hitting an all-time high.

"Oh? Did I say that?"

Xiao Sisi tilted her head, flashing a mischievous grin.

Xiao Wanwan: "......"

She could only watch helplessly as Xiao Sisi and Xiao An'an linked arms and dashed off to get dressed.

"Sister Sisi, hurry up! If we're late, the crab will be gone~~~" Xiao An'an urged.

Xiao Sisi had already tried on several outfits but still wasn't satisfied.

"An'an, stop rushing me! Not everyone's a bottomless pit like you, you little glutton!"

Xiao Sisi knew there were plenty of beauties at the Jiang residence—she had to look her best.

"An'an, come here too! Dress up nicely... with the three of us together, we'll be one-of-a-kind at Jiang's place..."

She yanked Xiao An'an over.

Soon, the two girls emerged from the dressing room.

Xiao Sisi wore a black lolita dress with left-side bangs, while Xiao An'an sported a blue-and-white lolita dress with right-side bangs.

Their faces were nearly identical, and their outfits mirrored each other—like reflections.

"Sis... is this really necessary?" Xiao An'an pouted. She hadn't eaten dinner yet and was practically starving.

"Of course it is! We're triplets—a rarity! No matter how much of a playboy Jiang Che is, he won't easily find another set of triplets. We’ve got to play to our strengths!"

Xiao Sisi smiled.

Ever since she'd given herself to Jiang Che, the girl had grown increasingly sly.

"Sister, you are NOT leaving!!!"

Xiao Wanwan suddenly blocked the doorway, arms outstretched.

The aura of her Soul-Forging cultivation was overwhelming.

She'd just overheard—her sister wasn't just planning to throw herself and An'an at Jiang Che, but drag her along too?

No way! The sight of Jiang Che's smug face made her sick!

Stupid fish! Disgusting man! Trash!

She had to stop her sister today.

Before Xiao Sisi could respond, Xiao An'an's face twisted in frustration.

She was starving—her mind consumed by visions of that giant crab.

"Sister Wanwan! Move! I don’t want to fight you!"

Xiao Wanwan's irritation flared.

Even her little sister was...

Damn that Jiang Che! Their sisterhood used to be so harmonious—all ruined because of that vile man!

Xiao Sisi stepped forward.

"Wanwan! Stop being childish!"

"I’ve thought this through carefully! An'an and I are already Jiang Che's in every way. You're the only one left. Twin sisters might be rare, but triplets? Unmatched!"

Xiao Wanwan froze at her sister's outrageous words.

"Sis!!! What are you even saying?!"

Her voice turned shrill.

Was she seriously suggesting... all three of them serve... the same man?!

Even Xiao An'an's eyes widened. Whoa... Sister's idea is... wild!

And... since when did I "belong" to Jiang Che? You're the only one who threw yourself at him!

Who would’ve guessed their usually quiet, well-behaved sister had such a bold side?

While Xiao Wanwan was losing it, Xiao Sisi remained calm.

"Wanwan, the spiritual energy resurgence is here. Jiang Che's family leads that change. He might be a playboy, but only by his side do we have a future!"

Xiao Wanwan gritted her teeth. "Sis, my cultivation talent is strong too!"

"But Jiang Che is stronger! Rumor has it he’s reached the legendary Divine Passage realm!"

"And... have you considered this? Our sisterly bond is intense. We feel each other’s pain across hundreds of miles. That means... we three can only ever... marry the same man."

Xiao Sisi lowered her gaze. Forgive me, little sister... but Jiang Che is our best path.

Xiao Wanwan was momentarily speechless.

Because... her sister wasn’t wrong. Their psychic link did create awkward situations.

"Sis, I’m a non-marriage believer. I don’t care..."

But Xiao Sisi cut her off again.

"Wanwan! Could you bear seeing An'an and me neglected in the Jiang household?"

Xiao Wanwan: "......"

"Relax, just come with us! Trust me... Jiang Che treats girls well. Men aren’t as scary as you think. Remember that time with Jiang Che and me...? You felt it through our bond, didn’t you?"

Xiao Sisi took Xiao Wanwan's hand and handed her the red-and-white gothic Lolita dress she was holding.

"Wanwan, if you wear this and tie your hair in twin tails, you'll look absolutely stunning!"

Xiao Wanwan: "......"