The Jiang Family.
During dinner, Jiang Che grilled another "shrimp soldier"—which was actually a four-meter-long Australian lobster.
Despite its massive size, the lobster's meat was incredibly firm and succulent.
Truth be told, Jiang Che hadn’t planned on cooking again that evening. After all, handling such a huge lobster was far more exhausting than cultivation.
But they were expecting guests!
That’s right—how could Yu Wan'er’s little schemes escape his notice?
Spoiling this little gremlin girl had clearly paid off. When it mattered, she delivered the perfect assist!
To be fair, Yu Wan'er had already been thoroughly tamed by Jiang Che. Her so-called "anger" was really just her way of acting spoiled and jealous.
When it came to the big picture, she knew how to behave.
Otherwise, why would Jiang Che dote on her so much?
If a gremlin girl only knew how to throw tantrums and act bratty, no matter how cute or pretty she was, Jiang Che wouldn’t indulge her like this.
After all, even the most beautiful girl would become tiresome if she constantly picked fights.
Yu Wan'er was clever—she had a bit of a temper, but she knew exactly how to wield it. Still, Jiang Che had to admit... she had him wrapped around her finger.
Soon, the Xiao triplets arrived at the Jiang Family’s doorstep.
"Master, Master! Miss Sisi and the others are here..."
A cute maid with a mushroom-cut hairstyle hurried over to report.
"Mm, bring them in," Jiang Che replied, lounging in the courtyard with one leg crossed over the other, Dong'er nestled in his arms.
The entire front courtyard was set up for a massive party!
Ahem—definitely not that kind of party!
"Wow!!! That smells amazing!!! I can’t take it anymore!"
Before the words had even fully left her mouth, a petite figure dashed past Jiang Che and lunged straight for the dining table.
Xiao An'an completely ignored him, her eyes locked onto the feast as drool practically cascaded from her lips.
"How is there a lobster this big?! Is... is this even real?!"
Not that it mattered—she could just take a bite and find out!
Starving beyond reason, Xiao An'an grabbed a massive chunk of salt-crusted lobster meat and started devouring it without a shred of table manners.
Shortly after, Xiao Wanwan and Xiao Sisi followed inside.
Xiao Wanwan had been dragged in by Xiao Sisi!
"Big sis, I didn’t want to come..."
Dressed in a red-and-black gothic Lolita dress with twin tails, Xiao Wanwan looked like she’d stepped straight out of an anime.
"Wanwan! Keep it down..." Xiao Sisi shot her younger sister a glare.
Xiao Wanwan pouted but obediently shut her mouth.
"Jiang Che-gege, I..."
Xiao Sisi had known Jiang Che was surrounded by beautiful girls, but actually stepping into the Jiang Family estate made her realize—it wasn’t just "many."
Counting the maids, they could probably form a reinforced platoon!
With so many rivals, and every single one of them at least as pretty as her...
Xiao Sisi stole a glance at girls like Ye Mengyao and Qin Qiaoqiao—each one so stunning she couldn’t help but feel inferior.
And then there were the adorable little sprites like Dong'er and Yu Wan'er. The pressure was overwhelming!!!
Worse yet, all their eyes were now fixed on her!
No way.
She couldn’t handle this alone—she had to bring her sisters along!
Just An'an wouldn’t be enough. She needed Wanwan too!
"Ahem, h-hello, everyone! I’m Xiao Sisi, and this is my younger sister, Xiao Wanwan..."
She nudged Xiao Wanwan beside her.
Xiao Wanwan’s face twisted with reluctance.
All these beautiful girls... tainted by this despicable scoundrel!!!
Jiang Che was truly a beast! He deserved to die!
"Gasp—it’s Wanwan! I’m your biggest fan!" Qin Qiaoqiao squealed, rushing over to Xiao Wanwan with stars practically sparkling in her eyes.
She looked every bit the adoring, brainless fangirl!
Though Qin Qiaoqiao had been a casual fan of Xiao Wanwan before, she wasn’t this obsessive.
But the moment Xiao Wanwan realized Qin Qiaoqiao was a fan, her idol persona instantly activated, and she flashed a practiced, professional smile.
Despite being a gremlin in private, Xiao Wanwan was still a national celebrity—at least on the surface, she knew how to maintain her image.
Meanwhile, Qin Qiaoqiao subtly flashed Jiang Che a victory sign behind her back.
Easy win!
"An'an, stop eating—get over here!"
Xiao Sisi forcibly yanked Xiao An'an away from her feast.
Xiao An'an was still clutching a piece of lobster meat, her face the picture of bliss.
"Mmmph, let me finish this bite!"
Xiao Sisi pulled her two sisters to her sides, positioning herself in the middle.
Triplets!!!
Three nearly identical adorable faces, all dressed in matching gothic Lolita outfits. The sheer impact wasn’t just lethal to men—even the girls around Jiang Che fell silent.
Especially Yu Wan'er. Her breath hitched.
She felt like she had brought upon herself a formidable rival—wasn’t this just asking for trouble?
The destructive power of triplets... was truly something else!
Jiang Che nodded in satisfaction, his gaze shifting to Xiao Wanwan.
Xiao Sisi had already been "devoured" by him, and as for Xiao An'an... since she’d eaten his lobster today, he’d treat her to something else tonight.
That left only Xiao Wanwan, the little brat.
Xiao Wanwan naturally noticed Jiang Che’s stare, and her mood instantly soured even more.
[What are you looking at? Disgusting gaze!]
[Ugh, this despicable loser is probably fantasizing about us three sisters in his head... I’ll never let you have your way!]
Jiang Che: “???”
Seriously? I can’t even look at you now?
What about your obsessive fanboys... who knows what gross things they do with your photos all day?
“Wanwan, do you like the song I wrote for you?” Jiang Che took the initiative to speak.
Xiao Wanwan froze. His words instantly deflated her defiance.
One couldn’t bite the hand that fed them.
Invisible Wings had skyrocketed her fame, and no matter how much she cursed Jiang Che in her heart, she could only force a smile.
“J-Jiang Che, the song you wrote for me... I... I really like it!”
“Hmm? Still calling me ‘Jiang Che’? Shouldn’t you change how you address me?” He raised an eyebrow deliberately.
Xiao Wanwan’s eyes widened. If not “Jiang Che,” then what?
Was she supposed to call him something embarrassing? Big bro? Master? Or even... Daddy?
So revolting! Just the thought made her skin crawl.
Jiang Che: “...”
This little brat was truly a headache—her inner monologue was way too dramatic.
“Sisi and I are already intimate, so you should call me brother-in-law. But—”
His gaze drifted to Xiao An'an, who was busy stuffing her face.
“An'an seems quite fond of me too. Soon enough, you might have to call me brother-in-law again... Tsk, this naming situation is getting complicated.”
iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."
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