“Sister Yao Yao, Sister Qiangwei, Sister Bai, let's go, don't pay attention to this pervert anymore.”
Yu Wan'er was so angry that she pulled a few girls upstairs.
She had to admit... she was jealous!
Although she often called Jiang Che a big scoundrel and frequently got disciplined by him, deep down... she had fallen in love with Jiang Che.
But how could an arrogant little girl like her admit her feelings?
Every time she saw Jiang Che flirting with other girls, her jealousy would spill over.
“Wan'er, are you jealous?”
The little loli was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, instantly bristling!
“Who... who would be jealous of him? He's just a big pig's trotter, I wouldn't be jealous! I... I'm just angry, this stinky fish forced this anti-aging elixir on me the other day, and now I’ll never grow taller, waaah~~~”
Yu Wan'er's reaction even made Bai Jie laugh.
Ye Mengyao smirked and then scrutinized her petite best friend, realizing that Wan'er was actually the most pampered one... living in bliss without knowing it!
Of course, she wouldn't be jealous either, because Yu Wan'er was really adorable. Ye Mengyao couldn't resist any longer and gave Yu Wan'er a quick peck on the cheek.
As for Chen Ningshuang... her mind was in a daze.
What did she just hear?
An elixir that could preserve youth forever? Did such a thing really exist?
...
Night fell, and by the white piano.
Jiang Che's hands slowly lifted from the keys.
The faint notes of the piano seemed to still linger in the room.
“Ah Che... you play the piano so well? And this song, I’ve never heard it before!”
Jiang Che smirked, “Sister Fei Fei, this piece is called 'Wedding indreams', I composed it myself.”
He had acted as a plagiarist for once, and now with his terrifyingly skilled piano techniques, he was ready to show off. He had been holding onto that SSS-grade piano skill for a while now, and now it was time to use it!
The effect was immediate. Gu Lingfei, who had passed the piano tenth-grade exam at the age of twelve and even held her own piano recital, was thoroughly amazed by Jiang Che.
“'Wedding in a Dream'? Ah Che, did you compose this yourself?” Gu Lingfei was astonished.
“Yes, I composed it myself. It’s based on a dream I had of a wedding, and the bride in the dream…” Jiang Che trailed off, just glancing at Gu Lingfei.
Take a hint, use your imagination!
As expected, Gu Lingfei's face turned bright red!
【You... Ah Che dreamt of marrying me...? This... this is too absurd!】
【I’ve always just thought of him as my little brother... but Ah Che is indeed very talented, this piano piece definitely reaches the level of an international piano master!】
Jiang Che wanted to laugh at Gu Lingfei's comment.
Amateurs will always be amateurs, his piano skills were SSS-grade divine piano techniques.
“Sister Fei Fei, if you'd like... I can play a song for you every morning.”
“Ah... Ah Che! I'm going to bed, goodbye...”
Gu Lingfei's heart was in chaos, fleeing in a fluster.
“Goodnight, Sister Fei Fei!”
Jiang Che had only teased Gu Lingfei, with no further actions planned.
Looking at Gu Lingfei’s fleeing figure, he couldn't help but fantasize.
*Ahem*... if he wanted, he could definitely have Gu Lingfei now, but that would be too boring. He wanted her to fall completely in love with him.
“Good... goodbye!”
Only after Jiang Che left did Gu Lingfei finally breathe a sigh of relief.
But her face remained flushed.
“Ah Che... does he really like me? But he already has so many girls!”
Tonight, someone might not be getting any sleep.
......
“No way? Is my talent really that bad? Three Essence Cleansing Pills... and still, no effect?”
After coaxing Yu Wan'er, Ye Mengyao, and a few other girls to sleep, and helping Dong'er with her cultivation, Jiang Che finally found himself on the rooftop in the early hours of the morning.
He had consumed several Red Fruits and even a few Essence Cleansing Pills, but his cultivation talent remained mediocre.
“Looks like exploiting a bug isn’t going to work.”
Jiang Che sighed in frustration.
Most of the system's rewards were direct internal energy infusions. If the reward was, say, ten years of internal energy, the difference between someone with good cultivation talent and someone with bad cultivation talent would be enormous.
If those ten years of internal energy went to Jiang Ruoxu, the little brat could probably immediately reach the level of a Grandmaster.
But if it went to him, it would barely be enough to push him from the late stage of Transcendent Strength to the peak stage of Transcendent Strength.
“Guess I’ll have to take my time dealing with the protagonists, eh?”
“Oh! Right, I almost forgot... there’s still a Legendary Treasure Chest in the system that hasn’t been opened yet!”
“Open it!”
Truth be told, Jiang Che wasn’t particularly eager for the draw. Perhaps it was due to years of being gacha-scammed in games, where the probability of obtaining anything useful was virtually zero.
Over time, he naturally became indifferent to any kind of draw.
But the system was different!
A fierce golden light flashed, nearly blinding Jiang Che.
【Ding! Congratulations, host, for obtaining a Legendary Skill: Invisibility】
Jiang Che: “???”
Wow, this skill is awesome!
Invisibility... isn’t that a must-have skill for a lewd guy?
The three godly skills of ero anime background characters: Invisibility, Hypnosis, and Phasing Through Walls.
Plus, it can be used for various strange... *ahem*... games.
“I’m a gentleman, though.”
Jiang Che said that, but the grin on his face was impossible to hide.
Come on... which lewd guy hasn’t fantasized about having an invisibility skill?
Jiang Che tried it out, and in the next second... he disappeared from the spot.
“Hehehe——”
This skill is indeed amazing, perfect for sneak attacks!
Then he turned his gaze to the cat sleeping on the balcony edge.
Full of mischief, he activated his invisibility and slowly approached her.
The cat’s sixth sense was sharp, and she quickly woke up from her sleep, swishing her tail and looking around.
But there wasn’t a single hair in sight, which only made the little Siamese more frightened and uneasy, her fur standing on end.
Even when Jiang Che stood right in front of her, the little Siamese couldn’t detect Jiang Che’s presence, only feeling that something had approached her.
And at that moment, Jiang Che deactivated his invisibility.
“Meow——”
The cat jumped over a meter high in fright, her fur completely standing on end.
To suddenly see a live person appear out of thin air in front of her, how could she not be scared?
Running around in panic, she accidentally... ran into a flowerpot, let out a scream, and fell still... her four short legs twitching.
Jiang Che: “......”
Uh... no way? So easy to scare?
Jiang Che rubbed his nose awkwardly. If the cat could talk... it would probably say: “I’m not human, but you’re truly a dog.”
Jiang Che didn’t pay much attention, but soon... he couldn’t remain calm.
【Ouch~~~ My head hurts so much!】
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
