Jiang Che: "???"
Where did this voice come from?
He felt a bit puzzled!
You know... It's already past midnight, and Yu Wan'er and the others must have fallen asleep long ago. Even Dong'er is asleep. So, where did this female voice originate?
"Could it be Bai Jie sneaking a peek at me again? That can't be... Didn't I satisfy her already?"
Jiang Che stroked his chin, deep in thought.
But soon... that inner voice echoed again.
【Ouch... My head hurts so much, where... where am I? What is this huge thing? Such a big chair?】
【Wait... why is my hand all fluffy!?】
Jiang Che: "......"
Seriously? I just scared you a bit, and now you've become a time traveler?
His gaze slowly moved to the little Ragdoll cat. The kitten was lying on the floor, scratching its tiny paws incessantly, its wide eyes filled with a human-like confusion.
【No way... I've really turned into a cat?】
【Hehe~ This must be fake. I must be dreaming. If I bite myself, I'll wake up.】
With that, the little Ragdoll bit itself viciously.
"Meow——" A painful, sharp cry.
【Oh no! It's not a dream! I’ve really become a cat??】
【No—How could I, Su Mianmian, who was once a noble human, end up as a cat? I can’t believe it!!!】
Jiang Che's gaze turned a bit peculiar. This cat... no, this time traveler... doesn't seem quite right in the head, does she?
【Ding! The host meets a Destiny's Daughter】
【Su Mianmian, a beautiful girl from another dimension, but due to a mistake in time travel, she has become a kitten.】
【Character Traits: Proud yet lively, prone to laziness, insatiable appetite, and a master of slacking off.】
Hmmm......
For the first time, he encountered a time traveler who became a cat, and this one happens to be a Destiny's Daughter.
Looking at Su Mianmian’s introduction, it’s like a female-centric novel.
Adorable young girl time-traveling into the body of a pampered little kitten belonging to a domineering CEO. The CEO shows no interest in other women, only dotes on the cat. Then, during certain days of the month, the kitten transforms into a human girl, creating some delightful misunderstandings and new connections with the CEO, who remains puzzled afterward...
Jiang Che could practically visualize a million-word romance novel based on this scenario. Female-oriented fiction often follows such tropes.
That’s quite something.
【Huh? Who is this guy?】
Su Mianmian quickly accepted the fact that she had become a cat and started to survey her surroundings, eventually locking her gaze onto Jiang Che.
She tilted her head, examining him.
【I get it now. This person must be my servant. Pfft... what a servant! This is my male valet! 】
【But he's not bad-looking, I guess he's just about qualified to serve me.】
Su Mianmian arched her back, stretched luxuriously, and then walked past Jiang Che with a graceful feline gait.
Jiang Che’s lips curled into a slight smirk.
Treating me like a valet? Come on... Who was it that took care of your needs with those cotton swabs during your estrus?
He leaned down and scooped Su Mianmian into his arms.
"Meow? Meow meow! Meow meow meow!!!"
【What are you doing? Do you think I won’t bite you?】
Although Jiang Che could hear Su Mianmian's thoughts, he chose to play dumb.
He carried her from the balcony into the villa.
"Don't run around, or else when you get outside and get mounted by some stray tom, end up pregnant with a litter of wild kittens, I’ll deny all responsibility."
As he spoke, Jiang Che playfully nudged Su Mianmian’s little bottom with his foot.
"Meow meow meow! Meow meow meow meow!"
【Go to hell! You’re the one who gets mounted!!!】
Su Mianmian was furious, complaining loudly at Jiang Che.
"Oh, so you’re scolding me, huh?"
Jiang Che’s words startled Su Mianmian.
【How does he know what I'm thinking? Could it be that he can hear my thoughts?】
【No way! How could anyone hear someone else's thoughts? Wait... I'm not even human anymore!】
But soon, Su Mianmian grew hungry.
Jiang Che prepared a bowl of cat food for Su Mianmian, but as a human soul, how could she possibly consider eating pet food?
【I won’t eat cat food! I want chips! I want spicy gluten sticks! I want dried fish!】
"Suit yourself if you don’t want to eat!"
I mean, come on, I’m a major antagonist here. I only chose to be nice to you because you’re new around here. Do you really expect to be treated like a Destiny’s Child too?
【Hmph~ You stinky man! Even if I starve to death, I won’t eat your cat food!】
Outraged, Su Mianmian jumped onto the couch and curled up in a corner.
Jiang Che glanced at Su Mianmian indifferently. To be honest, he found her somewhat intriguing.
This was, after all, a genuine catgirl. A few months ago, it was just a joke, but now it seemed prophetic.
[What hentai goblin hunter did I play in CTR Land?? eh hentai be like me bisam lesk just imagine a newbie, op vailla rubber thunderfist melee]
Su Mianmian, a silver-haired little Ragdoll, would undoubtedly transform into a silver-haired, cat-eared beauty if she ever became a human.
Pfft... Furries are cringe!
...
After Jiang Che left, Su Mianmian began to survey the Jiang Family Villa.
【Wow, have I entered a palace or something? Why is it so huge? Definitely a noble family, right? Then the guy before must have been a nobleman’s son?】
【Pfft! That disgusting guy becoming a nobleman’s son? Heavens must be blind.】
【Really big... living in this house... it actually feels pretty good!】
Initially, Su Mianmian was resistant. As a noble time traveler, how could she become a precious finch trapped in a cage? The outside world was much wider!
But Jiang Che’s previous words genuinely frightened her. There were so many stray tomcats outside. If she really got pregnant with a litter of stray kittens... she’d definitely prefer suicide!
When she thought of this, staying in the villa felt much safer.
"Gurgle—"
While thinking, Su Mianmian’s stomach growled.
"Hmph, even if I’m hungry, I absolutely won’t eat cat food. Dry, bland cat food... I’ll never touch it for the rest of my life."
Su Mianmian remained defiant.
But soon, her pride crumbled.
Remember, Jiang Che had clearly noted Su Mianmian’s attributes earlier.
Proud yet lively, prone to laziness, and an insatiable appetite, a master of doing nothing whatsoever.
"Gurgle gurgle~~~"
Su Mianmian swallowed, unable to suppress her appetite, and finally locked her gaze onto that bowl of cat food.
"Hmph... I'll only eat this low-quality cat food this once. I’ll never touch it again!"
But after just one bite, she couldn’t hold back any longer.
"This cat food... actually tastes pretty good! Definitely, it's because I’m hungry... yes, it must be because I’m hungry."
Little did Su Mianmian know that each can of cat food at Jiang Che’s house cost hundreds. The monthly expenses for cat food alone amounted to tens of thousands.
The little kitten ate more and more enthusiastically, unconsciously wagging her tail happily.
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
