"Woohoo!"
After Ye Cheng ruthlessly slammed into the head maid twice, he floored the gas pedal and slipped away, looking for his next lucky victim, leaving the dazed head maid behind.
A few seconds later, the head maid, having come to her senses, silently placed her foot on the gas pedal, and then... floored it!
She chased fiercely in Ye Cheng's direction!
She was going to make a certain inhuman jerk pay the price!!!
In the massive bumper car arena, the head maid quickly locked onto Ye Cheng. The reason was simple: every time Ye Cheng went to a new spot, the screams of a "lucky victim" would ring out, followed by Ye Cheng's tirelessly excited cheers.
He was as happy as a child who was several hundred months old, dancing with joy... Well, not fully happy—he could only unlock his "ultimate" form of happiness by crashing into people. The more he crashed, the happier he got!
As for the little secretary... Ye Cheng had long forgotten about her.
Besides, it was just a harmless bumper car ride. What could possibly go wrong? At most, it was just bumping into each other. If you were upset, you could bump him a couple more times. Either way, he was having a blast...
"Ah! My poor back!"
"Woohoo!!!"
The scream of yet another "lucky victim" echoed. The head maid's eyes quickly locked onto Ye Cheng, who was happily reversing his car, and then... she floored the gas pedal and rammed straight toward him!
Bang!
Clang! The car shook violently, but... the car that shook violently was the head maid's own, not Ye Cheng's.
Head Maid: "???"
Feeling an inexplicable "jolt," Ye Cheng turned his head in confusion, only to find the head maid staring at him with a face full of doubt. Instantly, Ye Cheng channeled his inner smug protagonist, his face practically spelling out the expression: "Woman, you have successfully caught my attention."
"Ridiculous. You think you can measure me up?" Ye Cheng, becoming one with his car, started reversing. His hands moved at lightning speed, quickly completing another launch sequence. Then, he floored the gas pedal and ruthlessly slammed into the head maid's car.
Clang!
The head maid's car shook violently, completely different from when she had rammed into Ye Cheng earlier.
Head Maid: "???"
Why on earth was this happening?
Soon, the head maid found the root of the problem. On Ye Cheng's bumper car, he had somehow gotten two massive sandbags and placed them in the passenger seat for extra weight. At the same time, Ye Cheng's clothes could barely contain his massive stuffed belly, with a single button stretched taut, threatening to pop off and die in the line of duty at any moment.
Head Maid: "..."
The head maid stared at Ye Cheng in absolute disbelief. Was this guy really human? It was just a bumper car ride! Was it really necessary to haul two sandbags weighing who-knows-how-many hundreds of pounds into the car?
And... how could a person's stomach be stuffed to such an extent?
There were too many things to roast him about, and for a moment, the head maid did not even know where to begin. Of course, she was not given much time to think or stay dumbfounded, as Ye Cheng's next attack was already coming!
"Clang!!!"
"Clang, clang!!!"
"Clang, clang, clang!!!"
Woman, taste this move—the hot-blooded combo attack of me and the sandbags!!!
Ye Cheng ruthlessly slammed into the head maid a few more times before driving off triumphantly, leaving the dizzy and disoriented head maid behind.
It was hard to imagine that sitting in a bumper car could actually feel like being hit by a real car. No wonder the people Ye Cheng had rammed into earlier screamed so loudly. They were not making a fuss or faking it; it actually hurt!
Silently, the head maid scanned the arena and eventually found where Ye Cheng had taken the sandbags from. It was right at the edge of the buffer zone, where a gap could be seen—exactly two sandbags were missing...
The head maid narrowed her eyes and drove her car over...
A moment later.
The head maid set out in her "Great Wrath" form, once again embarking on a mission to apprehend a certain inhuman jerk, determined to wipe away her previous humiliation!!!
The head maid quickly locked onto Ye Cheng, who was darting around wildly in the arena, and drove her bumper car—now loaded with three sandbags—charging rapidly toward him.
Ye Cheng was so carried away with having fun that he forgot about the little secretary. Meanwhile, the head maid, now in her "Great Wrath" state and eager for revenge, completely tossed her own young lady's safety to the back of her mind.
Rewinding the clock a little bit.
Xia Tongxin had ruthlessly bumped the head maid a few times. Channeling her inner bratty girl, her little mouth was as sweet as honey as she cursed the head maid for being an evil dairy cow. After finishing all this, she joyfully went off to find her next evil dairy cow!
And then... relentlessly attacked!!!
Xia Tongxin's goal was very clear: to purge the "evil dairy cow demons" that had invaded the bumper car arena. Xia Tongxin would equally "Ora Ora Ora" every single dairy cow that was more evil than her!
Only those who were smaller or less endowed than her would be spared. However... this condition was clearly a bit too harsh.
Under this actual screening process, it could almost be said that Xia Tongxin "Ora'd" wherever she went, equally sending everyone flying. The condition was simply too difficult to meet; compared to the petite Xia Tongxin, almost every woman in the arena became a target for her attacks.
Of course... that even included certain overweight or muscular men.
While the head maid was frantically ramming Ye Cheng, at the same time, on the other half of the arena, the pink-haired Xia Tongxin was frantically ramming every bumper car that passed by.
Bang!
"Hiss... A sneak attack, huh? Watch me—eh, whose kid is this?"
"What a cute little kid, so pretty!"
Yet another car of unlucky victims was rammed by Xia Tongxin. Sitting inside the car was a young couple in their early twenties. They looked quite young, with ordinary, average appearances.
However... the girl was rather prominent in certain areas, which was sharply noticed by the petite Xia Tongxin. And then... she attacked!!!
Clang!
She had originally planned to just bump them once and leave, but upon hearing the two call her a kid, Xia Tongxin was instantly enraged!!!
Being so petite was already heartbreaking enough, yet they just had to tear open her scars. You're the kid! Your whole family are kids!!!
Xia Tongxin said nothing. She simply reversed her car in a single-minded fashion, and then... Clang! She rammed right back into the car of the couple who had called her a little kid.
Woman: "Honey, look, she's so cute! Do you think our future baby will look like her?"
Man: "Of course, babe. Our future child will definitely be even cuter, but we'll have to work hard for it..."
Woman: "Oh, stop it, there are people around..."
Man: "It's fine, she's just a little kid. She doesn't understand."
Woman: "No, we might be a bad influence on the kid..."
Man: "Alright then, babe, let's go somewhere private..."
Xia Tongxin: "..."
A man and a woman, just like that, ruthlessly scattered a wave of "dog food" right in front of Xia Tongxin. Then, just as they had said, they drove their car to a deserted corner of the arena. As for what they were going to do... hmm... so hard to guess!
Seeing these evil "dairy cows" in the arena had already made Xia Tongxin furious... Why? Why was everyone else so formidable, while she was just so tiny!
Die!!!
As for what the young couple had said about "corrupting children," well, to be honest, Xia Tongxin actually hadn't understood. She didn't know what they were muttering about.
Why did they have to drive to a place with no people? Were they going to do something shameful later?
This was the common failing of the "Eldest Miss" archetype, or at least the kind seen in anime. She had been protected so well that she knew absolutely nothing about that sort of thing.
People like the President and the Eldest Miss were probably self-taught. As for whether that was true, Ye Cheng didn't dare ask. But one thing was certain: they might know even more than him, perhaps enough to teach him a move or two.
Only someone like Xia Tongxin was a genuine, old-school "Noble Young Miss." Stupid as... cough, I mean, a naive and cute young lady.
The more people said this, the more unconvinced Xia Tongxin became. She drove her car, intending to go see where the couple went and what they were sneaking around to do. Why couldn't she watch?
Xia Tongxin entered "Great Rage" mode, driving her cute pink kitty bumper car toward the direction the couple had just left.
Clang!
A greyish-white bunny bumper car crashed squarely into Xia Tongxin's car, cutting her off.
Sitting inside, Xia Tongxin felt a strong push-back sensation and dizziness wash over her simultaneously.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Are you okay, little kid..." The little secretary, seeing she had hit someone, flusteredly brought her car to a stop. Otherwise, she would have kept applying force, pushing Xia Tongxin in one direction.
Hearing the apology, Xia Tongxin's anger had actually vanished. If the little secretary had stopped there, everything probably would have been fine. However... the addition of the words "little kid" immediately reignited Xia Tongxin, who was already full of pent-up fire.
"Little kid? Who are you calling a little kid? Have you ever seen a little kid this good-looking?!" Xia Tongxin shouted, burning with rage. But... after holding it in for a long time, that was the only sentence she managed to squeeze out.
After all... this was arguably her most persuasive point. Aside from her overly exquisite, doll-like face, Xia Tongxin was exactly like a child in every other aspect—tiny, or perhaps even smaller.
You have to realize, Ye Cheng had once encountered an elementary schooler who was over 1.8 meters tall, looking like a juvenile Mike Tyson. Yet the kid was wearing a children's smart watch! Damn it, who would believe that? That was eight years old?
Clearly, what Ye Cheng met was one extreme, and Xia Tongxin was the complete opposite extreme.
Facing the "little kid's" interrogation, the honest little secretary looked at herself, then looked at Xia Tongxin, who possessed a superb loli voice and an ultimate child-like figure...
"Mm, you are the best-looking little kid I've ever seen, just as pretty as our Miss." The little secretary blinked her big, sparkling eyes and gave her most honest evaluation.
The first half of the sentence was an elbow strike to Xia Tongxin, while the second half flattered her. For a moment, Xia Tongxin was stuck in the middle, unsure if she should get angry. If she got angry, wouldn't it make her seem petty and not like an adult at all? But if she didn't get angry, would it make her look too easy to bully?
It seemed like a question of whether to be angry or not, but in reality, it was a choice between Xia Tongxin's old way of handling things or her post-rebellion way.
The old way was to equally forgive everyone. Mistakes didn't matter; as long as they apologized, they could still be good friends. As long as they apologized, they could still be children.
The post-rebellion way had become... if apologies were useful, what do we need the police for? This matter is going to be hard to settle today!!!
One was "I don't eat cilantro," and the other was "I don't eat beef." It seemed like a difficult multiple-choice question?
But it didn't matter. The little secretary would choose for Xia Tongxin!
The little secretary looked at Xia Tongxin apologetically, apologizing sincerely. In her view, it was because she was too clumsy and hadn't controlled the car well that she hit someone, so she had to apologize.
"Sorry about that, little kid. By the way, how old are you? Are you ten yet? Where is your mom?"
"Our Miss was already very tall when she was seven or eight. I was very short when I was seven or eight. Our Miss said I just ate without growing taller, and only had a body full of fat..."
The little secretary sighed, looked down at her chest, and felt inexplicably emotional. Because she wasn't very bright, she went off-topic as she spoke, turning it into a rambling murmur.
These were all unintentional ramblings, spoken without malice but heard with intent. Xia Huimeng, who was nearby, paused for a moment when she heard the little secretary say she only had a body full of useless fat.
Finally... her gaze focused on the little secretary.
Xia Tongxin: "???"
Xia Tongxin's eyes widened. She could swear that this was the most evil dairy cow demon she had ever seen!!!
The things she envied, the things she couldn't have... turned out to be considered a negative buff for someone else...
Her defense was broken! Not only was her defense broken, but she was overheating with rage!
At a speed visible to the naked eye, Xia Tongxin's cheeks puffed up. Her incredibly exquisite little face turned flushed, the redness spreading from her face to her neck. Her gaze was fixed dead on those enviable... oh no, wait, on that "useless fat" on the little secretary's body.
"You evil dairy cow!!!"
"Die!!!"
Xia Tongxin's superb loli voice echoed through the area. Then, she quickly reversed her pink kitty car, began to charge up... and slammed the gas pedal to the floor!
Clang!
"Wu..." The little secretary, who was still rambling, was forcibly interrupted. Her thoughts were pulled back, only to see that the "little kid" in front of her seemed to be angry, looking at her with gnashed teeth.
The little secretary shivered in fright, and her apology speed increased: "I'm sorry, little kid! I didn't mean it! I'll treat you to some food, okay? Please don't hit me anymore..."
"Die!!! You evil dairy cow demon!!!"
Xia Tongxin, who had overheated into a "pig's head" from rage, couldn't hear the little secretary's pitiful apologies. She simply mindlessly used her bumper car to elbow-strike the little secretary.
Clang, clang, clang...
The poor little secretary was pushed into a corner. Xia Tongxin, her defenses broken, continued her output... like a cupcake bullying a hamster.
...
Meanwhile.
At the other end of the arena.
Two bumper cars sped along, circling the arena again and again, neither showing any intention of stopping.
The head maid's furious voice rang out from behind.
"Stop right there! Are you even a man?!"
"I told you, I identify as a Walmart shopping bag! If you keep assuming my gender, I'm going to sue you! Also... eat my dust!!!"
Channeling his inner overpowered protagonist, a wicked, lopsided smirk crept onto Ye Cheng's face. He stood straight up, keeping one foot on the gas pedal and steering with the other. Grabbing a pair of hundred-pound sandbags with his bare hands, he hurled them straight into the passenger seat of the head maid's bumper car.
Thump, thump! Two heavy thuds later, the head maid's car now held five sandbags, while Ye Cheng's held zero. The speed gap between them instantly widened. As Ye Cheng quickly pulled away, the head maid's car buckled under the crushing weight of the sandbags and ground to a dead halt.
The head maid: "..."
A look of pure shock washed over her face. What did she just witness?
Sandbags weighing well over a hundred pounds each... and Ye Cheng just casually tossed them over, one in each hand?
Is this guy even human?!
While the head maid was still questioning her sanity, the rear of her car was suddenly rammed. The vehicle shuddered violently as Ye Cheng's incredibly arrogant voice rang out.
"Take this! Thunderous Half-Moon Slash!!!"
Crash!!!
Ye Cheng's car zoomed around at lightning speed, launching a relentless barrage of attacks from all directions against the head maid's immobilized vehicle!
The head maid: "..."
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
lity and could only live as an ordinary mortal. He only wished to live a peaceful life. Yet he didn't know— The dog he adopted, because it ate his food, became a legendary demon king. The kitchen knife he casually forged became a peerless divine weapon, causing numerous experts to fight desperately for it. The young disciple he took in became an immortal lord that led an era, due to cultivating the techniques Ye Feng taught him. Even the skeletons he looked down on the most were ominous demon kings that suppressed countless worlds. Many years later, looking at the void shattered with a punch, Ye Feng murmured to himself: It turns out the peerless kings were myself all along...
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
