The Deadpan Head Maid with a One-Track Mind, Elbows the Trash Young Lady Hard

"Sky Feather Dragon Slaying Dance!!!"

"Clang!"

"Polar Sandstorm!!!"

"Clang!"

"Flowing Shadow Electric Flash..."

Every time Ye Cheng shouted a very Chuunibyou combo skill slogan, the Head Maid would get hit by an elbow strike—or rather, a bumper car collision. However, because there were hundreds of pounds of sandbags on her car, the Head Maid remained completely motionless.

But... while the damage was low, the insult was extremely high.

The Head Maid was visibly starting to overheat!

The Head Maid was someone who had received a comprehensive higher education, graduating from a world-class top-tier university. Whether it was her academic qualifications or her temperament, both were top-notch. Yet, this was only enough to pass the initial screening.

After multiple subsequent screenings by the Noble Lady, the Head Maid finally stayed behind to remain by Xia Tongxin's side and take care of her.

Whether it was the maids or the bodyguards around Xia Tongxin, they were all raised by the Noble Lady through sponsorship starting from a very young age. Perhaps due to family difficulties or parents' health issues, the Noble Lady would extend a helping hand.

In return, they would come to the Xia family to hold a position later. It could be as a maid, or a position in other properties under their name, but the treatment was always very good.

The Noble Lady's practice of raising them from childhood, or extending a helping hand when they were in their most difficult times, was in a sense like raising "die-hard loyalists," although they weren't actually required to sacrifice their lives.

But for the maids and bodyguards of the Xia family—especially the core group—there was absolutely no possibility of betrayal or job-hopping. They were all wholeheartedly dedicated to this "big family."

Because during the darkest and most desolate times of their lives, what the Noble Lady brought was not just a simple "drop of water in return for a spring," but the kind of grace that let them drink their fill in one breath. Anyone with a conscience would not do anything to let down their master.

The Head Maid was also a member of the vast team sponsored and raised by the Noble Lady. She was brought out from the slums of Dagang City, next to Da'ao City, by the Noble Lady. Subsequent schooling, going abroad, studying overseas... all expenses were covered by the Noble Lady.

Upon returning from her studies, the Head Maid forgot everything about her past and stayed by her side with peace of mind, planning to use the rest of her life to repay her.

Perhaps the other party's motives were not pure, done from the perspective of an exchange of interests... but for the Head Maid, the purpose didn't matter. What mattered was that she pulled her out when she was at her most difficult and darkest moment.

That was enough.

If the above sounds too troublesome, it can be simplified into one word... Loyalty!!!

The Lady's kindness can never be fully repaid!!!

Yet, even for someone like the Head Maid who had received a good higher education and possessed a mentality beyond that of ordinary people, she couldn't help but lose her composure under Ye Cheng's repeated "combo skills."

Silently, the Head Maid took a deep breath and then stood up from the car. Ye Cheng realized something was wrong and hurriedly stopped his latest attack, choosing to observe from the side. If the Head Maid charged over, he would slam on the gas and run!

However, what he imagined did not happen. The Head Maid did not get off the car and chase him in a loss of rationality. Instead, she stood there holding the sandbags with both hands, clearing all of them from the car. It looked like she planned to switch to zero-load mode just like Ye Cheng, to make chasing people easier.

Ye Cheng rested both hands on the steering wheel, looking at the Head Maid with eyes one would use to look at a fool, while shaking his head and muttering to himself.

"This child is so angry she's delirious. If I carry two sandbags onto my car, won't you just explode?"

Ye Cheng didn't disturb the Head Maid's "feast." He just silently drove the car to the edge of another field, lifted two bags of sand onto his own car, and after doing all this, happily went to find the next lucky winner.

"Clang!"

"My hot damn horse... why is it you again? You've hit me several times! Sneak attacking a twenty-something-year-old senior citizen, have you no shame?!"

"Woohoo!!!"

"Clang, clang!"

"Bro, stop hitting, I was wrong, boohoo..."

I originally planned to just bump you once and leave, but you insisted on taunting me. Since that's the case, wouldn't it be disrespectful to you if I didn't give you a couple more hits?

This thing is just like tattoos. You often see tattooed guys and girls on the internet posting videos asking why people around them look at them with strange eyes, why jobs are hard to find, and why people avoid them...

Nonsense, dammit. If you didn't think it through when getting the tattoo—unless it was to cover a scar or to tattoo a child's phone number on an elderly person afraid of getting lost—you're just trying to be special, aren't you?

You want to pursue "freedom," "self," "niche," and "breaking shackles"... Since you've gone to such lengths, if I didn't look at you with equally "special" eyes, wouldn't you have tattooed yourself for nothing?

"Clang, clang, clang..."

Ye Cheng ruthlessly gave that "twenty-something-year-old senior citizen" a few more hard hits. After knocking the other party senseless, Ye Cheng finally left with satisfaction.

Continuing to look for the next "lucky winner," he gradually shifted from the uppermost area to the far left... that was the area where the little secretary and Xia Tongxin were active.

Ye Cheng craned his neck looking for a suitable candidate to elbow strike... Suddenly, he saw what seemed to be one... no, two familiar figures not far away!

"Hmm?" Ye Cheng narrowed his eyes, a question mark appearing over his head.

Was it his illusion? Why did they look so much like the Hamster and a certain Zako Brat?

It couldn't be, right?

Wait... the Deadpan Maid is here, so there's no reason for the Zako Brat not to be here!

Ye Cheng suddenly realized something and hurriedly activated his fine adjustment knob... oh no, it was the zoom function of his sharp eyes and keen ears, adjusting his vision bit by bit like a mobile phone camera.

Zoom in a bit more, zoom in a bit more... he was about to see clearly, just about to...

Clang!

Ye Cheng's vision returned to normal levels, and his eyes took on a look of "wisdom."

Ye Cheng: "..."

My dammit!

Ye Cheng stopped himself just as he was about to curse "mother." He turned his head and saw the Deadpan Maid with a taut face driving her car. After hitting him once, she was reversing, preparing to do it again.

Ye Cheng: "..."

This Deadpan Maid really held a grudge. For some reason, the image of the Eldest Miss inexplicably appeared in Ye Cheng's mind. The difference was that although the Eldest Miss was cool, cute, and indifferent, and also had a sharp tongue with no expression on her face, she would occasionally reward... cough, occasionally elbow strike him. It was truly hateful. Yes, that's right, truly hateful!

To distinguish simply: the Eldest Miss's expressionlessness was the fierce kind that made people afraid, feeling like she didn't take you seriously. But the Deadpan Maid's facial expression here was purely treating you like nothing, looking at you like you were dregs.

Hmm... it can only be understood intuitively, not conveyed in words, but "connoisseurs" should be able to understand the difference.

Too trashy!

If the Young Miss didn't have her emotional barriers and personality flaws, she might just look down on people with the exact same disdainful gaze as the Head Maid. In fact, the Head Maid seemed more like a version of the Young Miss without any emotional disorders.

Nice, it's double the joy...

Bam!

Ye Cheng: ...

The Head Maid delivered another fully charged ram into Ye Cheng's car, then slowly backed up in preparation for her next attack. Throughout the entire process, her face remained completely expressionless. She simply repeated her mechanical movements without a shred of extra emotion... harboring only a sheer obsession to run Ye Cheng over to death!

However... after several collisions, Ye Cheng's side didn't budge an inch. Instead, it was the Head Maid who got jolted so hard she felt dizzy. Seeming to realize the issue, the Head Maid silently stopped her car, preparing to get out and grab two sandbags to add some counterweight to her vehicle before coming back to ram Ye Cheng again.

Ye Cheng: ...

"Seriously, sis, is that really necessary?!" Ye Cheng couldn't help but speak up. The Head Maid paused, seemed to think of something, and sprinted swiftly towards him.

It had to be said that the Head Maid's agility was quite impressive; she was definitely professionally trained. In the blink of an eye, she reached Ye Cheng, scanned the inside of his car, and eventually found the two sandbags he had hidden inside.

Reaching out, she grabbed a sandbag, hugged it against her chest, and headed back to her own car.

She put it down, started the car, backed up... Bam!

Ye Cheng: ...

Seriously, bro, is that how a normal person thinks?

It was obvious that the Head Maid was incredibly petty, with a mind narrower than the eye of a needle. She held serious grudges and was determined to return every single loss she had suffered earlier... For a Head Maid taking revenge, ten years is never too late.

Acting as if she hadn't heard a word Ye Cheng said, the Head Maid continued to back up, preparing to ruthlessly strike him once again.

Ye Cheng: ...

What a petty maid.

Ye Cheng: "Wait, before you hit me, have you considered one question?"

Head Maid: "Bam!"

Ye Cheng: "Alright, I guess not. But I highly recommend you think about it. For example, have you noticed anything missing around you?"

Head Maid: "Bam!"

Ye Cheng: "Fine, I'll be nice and give you a hint. Something small, with a pink head..."

Head Maid: "Ba..."

Wait!

Something small, with a pink head... The Young Miss!!!

The Head Maid suddenly snapped to her senses. She wasn't here to play bumper cars; she was here to keep an eye on her Young Miss! And right now, her Young Miss was nowhere to be found!

Head Maid: "!!!"

Snapping back to reality, a hint of panic flashed in the Head Maid's eyes. She looked around, ready to drive off and search for her pink-headed Young Miss.

"Oh foolish maid, did you drop this pink-headed Zako Brat, or this gold-headed Zako Brat, or perhaps this..." Acting like the legendary River God, Ye Cheng pointed the Head Maid in the right direction.

Following the direction of Ye Cheng's finger, the Head Maid saw their Young Miss not too far away, relentlessly ramming into a grayish-white bunny bumper car that she had pinned into a corner.

Head Maid: "???"

She couldn't clearly see the person in the other car, but one thing was certain: their Young Miss seemed to be bullying someone?

Wait, that couldn't be right. Was there actually someone out there who could be bullied by their Young Miss?

While the Head Maid was still hesitating, Ye Cheng had already driven his car over. With his own kid being bullied like this, how could he, as the parent, just stand by and watch?

Take this!

Polar Sandstorm!!!

Transforming into the Hundred-Ton King, Ye Cheng charged toward the certain pink-headed Zako Brat who was frantically battering the little secretary not too far away!

Head Maid: "???"

A half-beat too slow, the Head Maid could only watch helplessly as her Young Miss took Ye Cheng's combo attack head-on, and then... was slammed right into the wall.

The Head Maid's pupils shrank to pinpricks as she let out a sharp, ear-piercing shriek!

"Ahhhhh!!! Young Miss!!!"