"So what if you caught me?"
Black Whirlwind sneered, "The organization behind me won't let you off!"
Xiao Ce pulled out a tablet from who knows where.
He tapped on it a few times, revealing a website page.
"Are you referring to the organization behind you called 'Night Kill'?"
"Setting aside the Asura Rankings, your organization..."
"Before you came to the Magic City, around two o'clock this afternoon..."
"I already reported it, and international organizations have locked your accounts!"
"They also conveniently pinpointed your coordinates!"
"Counter-terrorism only needs coordinates!"
"Your organization should have been blown to smithereens by missiles by now, right?"
Xiao Ce smiled faintly.
Black Whirlwind's face darkened, his pupils dilating. "Impossible! How could you possibly have our location data!"
Xiao Ce touched his nose. "Oh, it's quite simple!"
"We've been monitoring Ling Zhantian these past few days..."
"Following the vine to get the melon, we located your signal, and then followed that vine too!"
"And figured out the organization behind you!"
Xiao Ce shook his head slightly. "What, did you really think reality was like a novel where your location couldn't be found?"
"Although your calls are encrypted... Ling Zhantian shouldn't have had a phone to contact you!"
"You were exposed from his end!"
"Did you really think that when I promised Yuanzi to help him deal with Ling Zhantian, I was just playing around every day?"
Xiao Ce shook his head, stepped forward, and knocked Black Whirlwind out with a single slap. He then picked Black Whirlwind up and started to walk away.
"Do assassins not even do background checks these days?"
"Brainless!"
"How did he even make it to tenth on the Asura Rankings?"
Carrying Black Whirlwind, Xiao Ce said to Shen Yuan, "Old Shen, it's fine, it'll be resolved soon!"
"Tomorrow, shall we go meet Ling Zhantian together?"
Xiao Ce chuckled.
Shen Yuan crossed his arms. "Whatever works, just don't come over here. Looking at Black Whirlwind gives me freaking goosebumps! Disgusting!"
"What are you afraid of!?"
"He's just a mere cut-sleeve!"
Xiao Ce chuckled lightly. "During our toughest times, we've seen things far more disgusting than him."
"Alright!"
"Cezi, I admit you're awesome. Alright, hurry up and leave!"
Shen Yuan hurriedly waved his hand.
"I'm changing rooms to sleep!"
Shen Yuan turned and walked away.
"Uncle Gou, please get someone to do a deep clean of my room tomorrow..."
"It must be completely spotless!"
"Even the air needs to be replaced with fresh air!"
After Shen Yuan finished speaking, he turned and left.
Uncle Gou nodded silently. "It's been a long time since I've seen the young master act like such a domineering CEO."
Young master, next time... do you want to try arranging to have all flights grounded?
I think that would be quite fitting.
Chu Yang shrugged. "Can we kill him?"
Xiao Ce nodded. "Yuanzi, wait a moment!"
Shen Yuan stopped in his tracks. "What is it?"
Xiao Ce pulled out two black certificates and handed them over.
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang reached out to take them, their eyes brightening. "This is..."
Xiao Ce nodded heavily.
With excited hearts and trembling hands, Shen Yuan and Chu Yang opened them to look!
Shen Yuan: Chu Yang?
Chu Yang: Shen Yuan?
"Ahem!"
The two coughed, exchanged a smile, and swapped the IDs.
Shen Yuan smiled.
Bearer: Shen Yuan.
Deputy Director of the Bureau.
Rank: Senior Colonel!
Possesses the authority to execute city-level officials and below, as well as civilians, on the spot for treason.
Extraordinary Combat Power Special Operations Anomalous Event Investigation, Processing, Attack, Defense, and Logistics Bureau!
"Awesome!"
Shen Yuan threw a flurry of wild punches in place, then looked at Uncle Gou. "Uncle Gou... I got it."
Uncle Gou remained as calm as water, nodding slightly. "I knew the young master would get it!"
Shen Yuan rubbed his nose. "Uncle Gou, just who exactly are you?"
"Am I not just the butler who watched the young master grow up?"
"I, Long Aotian, swear to protect Liu Bo'er to the death!"
"Whoever dares to leave a scar on the young master, I will wipe out their entire family!"
Uncle Gou smiled brightly. "I'm off. As an old man, I'm going back to sleep!"
Uncle Gou strolled out with his hands behind his back.
Shen Yuan and the other two all watched Uncle Gou's retreating figure.
"Cezi, what do you think about Uncle Gou..."
Shen Yuan took a deep breath.
"Should we investigate?" Xiao Ce asked.
Shen Yuan shook his head. "No need!"
"Going to sleep!"
Shen Yuan chuckled, turned, and walked away.
Chu Yang cupped his fist at Xiao Ce. "May I ask when the salary will be issued?"
Xiao Ce's face twitched. "I told you, mine hasn't even been issued yet!"
Chu Yang: "Heh, farewell!"
Chu Yang turned his head and walked away.
"You!"
Xiao Ce pointed at Chu Yang. "How can a person be so materialistic?"
"If you aren't materialistic, then don't exchange for villain points."
Chu Yang didn't even look back.
"Ahem, I'm also a materialistic person!" Xiao Ce chuckled.
He dragged Black Whirlwind away and left.
The night passed without further incident.
The events of the next morning can be glossed over.
Anyway, after eating, they waited for Xiao Ce, and then the three of them hit the road together.
Target: Ling Zhantian.
"System, if I kill the protagonist, how much of a reward will I get?"
Shen Yuan asked curiously.
"Ding, depending on the level, the villain points obtained will naturally be different!"
The system explained, "Take Chu Yang, for example."
"If you butcher him, you are guaranteed to get two trillion villain points!"
The system said calmly.
Shen Yuan: Holy freaking shit!
What the heck!?
"Why didn't you say so earlier?"
Shen Yuan grew anxious. "Why didn't you say so earlier?"
"Ding, you didn't ask!"
The system said speechlessly, "I was supposed to tell you bit by bit, calmly and with ease!"
"As a result, you were in such a frantic rush..."
"You sold out this system the moment you met him!"
"This system has to ask, what kind of freaking host tells others about their system?"
The system seemed to have cursed at the end.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Sigh!
If I had known earlier, back when I first met Chu Yang...
I would have...
Would have my foot! I still would have continued to seek his cooperation!
I really am a good person after all!
Yangzi!
For your sake, I gave up two trillion villain points!
You have to compensate me!
If you don't manage to fleece two trillion for me in this lifetime...
I will eat your food, drink your drinks...
I'll... believe it or not, I'll sleep with your sister?
Bah!
How could I be so filthy!
"Here you go!"
Xiao Ce suddenly pulled out two guns and handed them to Shen Yuan and Chu Yang.
Shen Yuan instantly couldn't put it down and immediately started fondling it.
"How could I accept this?"
"This isn't in accordance with regulations, is it?"
Shen Yuan chuckled. "I don't have a gun license!"
"If you don't want it, give it back!"
Xiao Ce reached out his hand.
Shen Yuan shook his head outright. "In your dreams. You think you can get back something that's reached my hands?"
At this moment, his bloodline genes were activated!
He really wanted to find someone and just shoot them.
"That Bureau 789 ID card is much more useful than a gun license!"
Xiao Ce remarked.
"Old Xiao, you are a Grandmaster now!"
"You can withstand bullets head-on!"
Shen Yuan raised the gun. "Let me shoot you once."
Xiao Ce's face twitched. "Why don't you shoot Chu Yang?"
Shen Yuan nodded in a daze and looked at Chu Yang.
Chu Yang: "..."
"Guns cannot even pierce my skin, so what is the point of shooting me?" Chu Yang rolled his eyes.
"Old Shen, I will get you a Gatling gun another day!"
Xiao Ce said calmly, "I will let you play with it to your heart's content!"
"Oh man, Old Xiao, you are the best!"
"You really are my brother from another mother!"
Shen Yuan beamed with a wide smile.
Chu Yang: I am the one, alright!
"Huh..."
Shen Yuan suddenly looked up in confusion.
"Weren't we going to look for Ling Zhantian?"
"Why did we end up at Lu Xiao's company?"
"Oh crap!"
"My childhood friend didn't get slaughtered by Ling Zhantian, did he?"
"Boohoo... Xiao..."
"You died so tragically!"

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”