Killer Black Whirlwind: Unexpectedly Sweet, Young Master Shen

In the next room, Chu Yang opened his eyes and silently got out of bed.

Is Old Shen not doing anything?

Old Shen must be wanting to play with the assassin again.

Yeah, let's go watch the show!

Chu Yang rubbed his temples, yawned, and walked out.

Why would there be an assassin?

Has Old Shen offended anyone recently?

Well, he has offended quite a few people!

Then it's fine.

The middle-aged man in the tuxedo was very handsome.

He had a feminine, wickedly charming kind of handsomeness, and wore a sapphire stud in his ear.

Seeing Shen Yuan, a flash of amazement suddenly crossed his eyes.

"Yo, Young Master Shen, you're awake?"

The man licked his lips.

"Who are you?"

Shen Yuan yawned helplessly and sat up, leaning against the headboard.

"Me?"

"I am the tenth-ranked assassin on the Asura List, Black Whirlwind!"

The man smiled faintly.

Shen Yuan: ~(´ー`~)

What the heck?

Asura List?

Never heard of it!

"Ding, the Asura List is an overseas assassin ranking!" the system said.

"Is that what I care about? I care about his name!"

Shen Yuan retorted, "Black Whirlwind!"

"Does he think he's Li Kui?"

"Not to mention, Li Kui wasn't exactly a good guy either!"

Shen Yuan stared at Black Whirlwind, "Can I help you?"

Black Whirlwind paused, "I'm already here, what do you think?"

"Who sent you to kill me?" Shen Yuan asked.

"You offended my martial nephew, did you think you could get away unscathed?"

Black Whirlwind chuckled, "Young Master Shen, you are very calm. Do you think your bodyguards can stop me?"

"I can only say that you underestimate the assassins on the Asura List too much!"

"Even if all your bodyguards came with guns..."

"I guarantee I could wipe them out effortlessly."

"Within seven steps, I am faster!"

"Outside of seven steps, a gun is still not as fast as me!"

Black Whirlwind smiled.

"Oh!"

Shen Yuan remained completely calm, "Who is your martial nephew?"

"Ling Zhantian!" Black Whirlwind chuckled, "My martial nephew sent me a message saying..."

"You bullied his woman!"

"I must pave the way for my martial nephew's rise to power!"

Black Whirlwind licked his lips, "I'm here to kill you!"

"However..."

"After seeing you, I've changed my mind!"

A bizarre gleam appeared in Black Whirlwind's eyes.

"You damn man, I didn't expect you to be so unexpectedly sweet."

"I'm not going to kill you now. I'm going to conquer you!"

"Young Master Shen, I have a lot of special skills, really, very special!"

"Tonight, I will serve you well."

Black Whirlwind gave a wicked smile.

Shen Yuan sprang up with a whoosh.

What the f*ck!

If you were a normal assassin, I would have played along.

But instead, a gay guy shows up?

"No thanks!"

"For serving people, I suggest you go to a host club to show off your special skills!"

Shen Yuan looked as if he was constipated.

Outside the door, Chu Yang: "..."

Holding back his laughter, he pushed open Shen Yuan's door, "Damn, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Old Shen, you're truly awesome!"

"Liu Ruyan sticks to you like a dog-skin plaster!"

"And now a man comes along and sticks to you too!"

Chu Yang couldn't hold it back anymore and burst out laughing, "You f*cking swing both ways!"

"What, do you want to join this game too?"

Shen Yuan still had that constipated look, "Doesn't your back hurt?"

Chu Yang raised an eyebrow, "Yeah, I'm standing while talking!"

"Young Master Shen, I didn't expect you to hide another handsome guy just for me?"

"Are you trying to use this handsome guy to stimulate me?"

"Young Master Shen, are you playing hard to get?"

Black Whirlwind smiled brightly.

"Holy sh*t!"

Shen Yuan couldn't take it anymore. He leaped up and kicked Black Whirlwind to the ground.

"Yangzi, do it!"

Shen Yuan roared.

"Gross, I'm a germaphobe. I don't want to touch a man like that!"

Chu Yang spread his hands, smiling happily, "Handle it yourself!"

Shen Yuan was furious, "I feed you, I give you drinks, I even gave you shares in the company..."

"Is this how you treat me?"

Shen Yuan was completely numb.

Black Whirlwind lay on the ground, spitting out large mouthfuls of blood.

"You, you..."

"You're so strong!"

Black Whirlwind was severely injured, unable to even crawl up, but he still stubbornly said, "Shen Yuan, you can't escape!"

"You are very interesting!"

"My organization won't let you off!"

Black Whirlwind spat blood and sneered.

His eyes revealed three parts coldness, three parts mockery, and four parts nonchalance.

Shen Yuan: "..."

He decisively thumped his own chest, "What the f*ck did I do to deserve this karma!"

Is it my fault that I'm handsome?

It's one thing to attract women!

Why am I attracting men now too?

Chu Yang instantly rushed over and grabbed Shen Yuan's hand.

He said affectionately, "Boss Shen, I won't allow you to hit yourself!"

"Oh, my dear Boss Shen, hit me instead!"

"My most beloved Boss Shen, please don't hurt yourself. Come, you can abuse me however you want!"

Chu Yang held Shen Yuan's hand, looking at him with burning eyes.

Shen Yuan's body trembled, "My dear brother Chu Yang... you're still the one who treats me best!"

"You can't bear to see me hurt; you'd rather get hurt yourself just to stop me!"

"I understand it all!"

"Your heart, my heart..."

"We will always be one!"

The two looked into each other's eyes, tears welling up.

At the door.

Uncle Gou's expression was complicated and indescribable.

He sighed silently, "Young Master, Young Master Chu Yang!"

"It's late at night, and old people need their sleep. Are you done with your business?"

"If you're done, can we rest as soon as possible?"

Uncle Gou's eyes were fixed entirely on their joined hands.

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "..."

"F*ck!"

"Patooey!"

"I'm not clean anymore!"

"Did you wash your hands after going to the toilet?"

The two turned their heads at the same time and looked at Black Whirlwind, who was barely breathing on the ground.

"Contact Xiao Ce!"

Shen Yuan said.

Chu Yang had already pulled out his phone and made the call.

"Who is Xiao Ce?"

Black Whirlwind chuckled, "Are you trying to call someone else over?"

"Let me tell you..."

"Shen Yuan, you have piqued my curiosity!"

Black Whirlwind shouted.

After finishing the call, Chu Yang silently plugged his ears.

Shen Yuan and Uncle Gou had already firmly plugged theirs.

Before long...

Xiao Ce arrived with a whoosh.

"Old Shen, still breathing?"

Xiao Ce asked.

"Doing grave-ly well!"

Shen Yuan replied very politely.

"The tenth on the Asura List, Black Whirlwind?"

Xiao Ce stared at Black Whirlwind, suddenly energized, "Sure enough, the person Ling Zhantian has been waiting for these past two days is you!"

"You know me?"

Black Whirlwind sneered.

Xiao Ce said calmly, "Illegally carrying controlled weapons, trespassing in a private residence, attempted assassination, plus your identity as an assassin!"

"Black Whirlwind, you don't have a rest of your life anymore!"

"You're definitely getting a bullet to the head!"

Xiao Ce spoke indifferently.

Chu Yang coughed, "Add another charge, attempted rape!"

Xiao Ce was stunned, "Who did he try to r-a-p-e?"

Chu Yang pointed at Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan grabbed a pillow and threw it at Chu Yang.

Xiao Ce's face twitched as he suddenly remembered Black Whirlwind's profile.

It seemed there was a note that said...

He swung that way!?

So... he actually wants to force himself on Yuanzi tonight?

Old Shen, Yuanzi...

With this overflowing charm of yours, damn it, could you maybe attract some normal people for a change?

And another thing... how come nobody has forced themselves on you yet?

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