Uncle Gou: I Would Hurt Anyone But You Young Master Is Very Close to That License.

"Marrow Cleansing Dew, Qi Refining Pills!"

Chu Yang let out a breath. "Redeem them, redeem a few more bottles!"

Shen Yuan's face twitched.

Spending four hundred villain points, he redeemed twenty bottles of basic healing pills for each of them.

As for the Qi Refining Pills... they were a bit pricey!

To think they actually cost thirty villain points a bottle.

And so, spending six hundred villain points, he redeemed twenty bottles for them.

Naturally, he didn't hide the Marrow Cleansing Dew either and redeemed it directly.

"Good, good, good!"

Chu Yang licked his lips. "Old Xiao, shall we continue later?"

Xiao Ce cackled. "Yeah, we'll continue later!"

Shen Yuan: "..."

Are all Children of Destiny freaking maniacs?

"Just do whatever you want!"

Shen Yuan waved his hand. "Cezi, pay more attention to Ling Zhantian's matter. Also, three days from now, you guys are coming with me to a place!"

"Sure, no problem!"

Chu Yang smiled faintly. "In three days, I will be at the peak of Qi Refining, and in a week, I will step into the Foundation Establishment stage!"

Xiao Ce's mouth twitched. "You cultivate a bit faster than me. In three days, I figure I can become a Grandmaster too!"

"Wait, is it too late for me to switch to immortal cultivation now?"

Xiao Ce looked at Chu Yang, his eyes filled with anticipation. "Can you teach me how to cultivate?"

"Go ask Old Shen!"

Chu Yang pointed at Shen Yuan. "He has a system. Aren't systems supposed to be omnipotent?"

Xiao Ce looked at Shen Yuan with a pitiful expression.

Dark lines formed on Shen Yuan's forehead. "It'll all be the same once you reach Foundation Establishment! Besides, it's perfectly reasonable that you're slower than Chu Yang!"

"You're Epic tier, and he's Legendary tier!"

"Even if you switch to immortal cultivation, you still won't catch up to him!"

Shen Yuan raised an eyebrow.

Xiao Ce coughed. "Could you not speak such harsh truths?"

Shen Yuan shrugged and turned to leave.

Xiao Ce and Chu Yang looked at each other. "Shall we go at it?"

Chu Yang was silent for a second. "Let's rest for a bit first!"

Xiao Ce nodded. "That works too!"

"But we can't do this tonight, alright!"

Xiao Ce stated his condition. "I have things to do tonight!"

"What could you possibly have to do?" Chu Yang was curious.

Xiao Ce's mouth skewed into a smirk. "Tch, I can tell at a glance that you're a single dog!"

"I have to go back and get busy with Zhihan tonight. I need to give Yuanyuan a little brother or sister."

Xiao Ce cackled. "Single dog, you're just a single dog!"

"You can't comprehend my happiness!"

"Hehehe!"

Xiao Ce laughed very happily.

Chu Yang's face darkened.

"What the hell are you laughing at!"

He threw a punch at Xiao Ce. "In your twenties, it's exactly the age to be out there hustling!"

"And you're actually addicted to the comforts of a woman's embrace?"

"A soft nest is a hero's tomb!"

"What do you mean, adding a little brother or sister!"

"In this day and age, it's all about fighting!"

Chu Yang howled and charged right at Xiao Ce.

Xiao Ce: Holy crap!

Don't come over here!

You're just jealous and full of hate!

You single dog!

Crackle, bam, pow...

The two of them started fighting again.

Inside the room, Shen Yuan yawned. "Uncle Gou, let me ask you something."

"Speak, Young Master!"

Putting down The Self-Cultivation of a Domineering CEO, Uncle Gou asked with a smile.

Shen Yuan pursed his lips. "I want to kill someone!"

"How can I kill someone reasonably, legally, and justifiably?"

Shen Yuan yawned.

Sigh!

I really am a law-abiding man!

The main thing is... we already have an Immortal Emperor, we have a God of War, and the Dragon King is still on the way.

If I were to kill people without any scruples...

I'd end up falling out with the government!

I am a patriotic person!

I love this land deeply!

Uncle Gou: "..."

"Uncle Gou, haven't you always been clamoring about encasing people in cement and sinking them into the sea?"

Shen Yuan asked again.

Uncle Gou grabbed a folding fan and gently tapped it against his palm.

Shen Yuan: ∑(O_O;)

Where did you get that fan from?

Uncle Gou waved his hand, and with a swish, the folding fan opened.

He fanned himself gently a couple of times. "Young Master, you've asked the right person!"

"Back in the day, I was also an existence who traveled far and wide, running rampant without any taboos!"

"I was a big shot loved by all, making flowers bloom upon sight, and making car tires blow out when they saw me!"

Uncle Gou sighed with emotion, his eyes full of longing.

Shen Yuan: "..."

"Ah, right, right, right, you're a big shot!"

Shen Yuan rubbed his hands together. "Then, Uncle Gou, tell me!"

"Actually, this matter is quite simple!"

Uncle Gou said calmly, "Wanting to dispose of someone silently, with our family's financial resources, is a piece of cake!"

"Whoever the Young Master wants to kill, just give the order!"

"I guarantee it will be done silently, without leaving a single shred of evidence!"

"Millions of people go missing every year... one more won't make a difference!"

Uncle Gou's face was full of smiles, but his eyes were completely ice-cold.

Shen Yuan: (ー△ー;)

"I know, I know!"

Shen Yuan said, "If it were just handling one or two, I wouldn't be worried!"

"But, I feel like I might have to handle a lot of them in the future!"

Shen Yuan scratched his head. "If the rate of killing is too frequent, it's easy to be targeted!"

"Young Master... you're just too law-abiding." Uncle Gou smiled elegantly. "Then there is a second method!"

"Please speak, Uncle Gou!" Shen Yuan said.

Uncle Gou closed the folding fan and tapped his palm. "If I'm not mistaken, that Chu Yang and Xiao Ce are both martial artists, right?"

Shen Yuan nodded. "Yes!"

"And what about you, Young Master?"

Uncle Gou asked again.

Shen Yuan smiled. "If I said that I am more powerful than both of them, would you be shocked, Uncle Gou?"

Uncle Gou shook his head gently. "The Young Master's strength is indeed above theirs."

"Moreover, your speed of improvement, Young Master, is too fast. It defies common sense!"

A smile tugged at the corners of Uncle Gou's mouth.

Shen Yuan let out a breath. "Uncle Gou, stop smiling. I'm getting a little scared!"

"Rest assured, Young Master!"

"In this world, I might hurt anyone, but I would never hurt you!"

Snapping his fingers lightly, Uncle Gou looked off into the distance. "If you want to be able to kill at will without any scruples..."

"There is only that one piece of paper..."

"A License to Kill!"

Uncle Gou clapped his hands.

"A License to Kill?"

Shen Yuan looked completely bewildered. "There's actually a license like that?"

Uncle Gou nodded as if it were a matter of course. "These days, you need a license to do anything!"

Shen Yuan: That makes so much sense... my ass!

Why would there even be a certificate like that?

"How do I get it?"

Shen Yuan took a deep breath and asked.

If he had this certificate, then he could act without any scruples.

"Young Master, there's no need to force it!"

Uncle Gou stood up. "The Young Master is already very close to that certificate!"

Shen Yuan: "?????"

"Don't ask too many questions!"

"When the time is right, the Young Master will naturally have it!"

"This kind of thing depends on destiny!"

"As long as you have the destiny for it... and I mean destiny, not cold hard cash!"

"I feel... the Young Master has that kind of destiny!"

"The Young Master only needs to wait!"

Uncle Gou yawned. "I'm an old man now. Reading for a while has made me tired. I'm going to catch up on some sleep."

Shen Yuan stared blankly at Uncle Gou.

He suddenly shouted, "Uncle Gou, what exactly is your identity?"

Uncle Gou didn't even pause his steps.

"Me? I'm just an old guy who's about to retire!"

"Aren't I just the butler who watched you grow up, Young Master?"

Uncle Gou waved his hand elegantly and left the room.

Shen Yuan curled his lips.

Whatever!

Everyone has secrets!

I won't force it.

Anyway, as for me... while I am alive, I am going to enjoy it!

And if I die... it is no loss!

I will just go back to Earth and enjoy life there!

Either way... anything goes!

I am so noble, I am so amazing!

Turns out, I really am quite selfish!

I am hungry. Time to feast on a Soul Hall Elder first!

Jiejiejie~~~

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