Shen Yuan and Chu Yang looked at each other.
"Your sister!"
They both spoke at the same time.
"Oh, oh, oh, my sister!" Shen Yuan chuckled.
Chu Yang also nodded, "Ah, yes, yes, yes, my sister!"
The two of them smiled playfully.
Chu Yiyi, who had just walked down, had black lines all over her face.
Why did her two brothers both seem a bit abnormal?
"Brother!"
Chu Yiyi smiled beautifully.
"Hey!"
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang spoke at the same time.
Uncle Gou stood to the side and sighed.
Had the Young Master and Chu Yang finally committed to each other for life?
"Young Master!"
Uncle Gou walked over, "Tomorrow's birthday banquet will be held at our Longteng Club..."
"Alright, just arrange it as you see fit!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand, "I believe in Uncle Gou, just like a dog believes in bones!"
Uncle Gou: There's really no need to joke about my surname.
"Hello, Uncle!"
Shi Yuanyuan also came out, and her face had turned rosy.
Shen Yuan picked up Shi Yuanyuan, "Yuanyuan, how about Uncle be your daddy?"
Uncle Gou: Pfft~~
Was the Young Master preparing for the future now?
He wanted to adopt Shi Yuanyuan!
After all, same-sex love was true love, while the opposite sex was only for reproduction!
Chu Yang: Holy shit!
Are you asking for death?!
I didn't realize you had the hobby of Cao the Thief!
"Okay!"
Shi Yuanyuan suddenly started crying, "I've never seen my daddy... Uncle, you be my daddy!"
"Good!"
Rubbing Shi Yuanyuan's head, Shen Yuan said, "Uncle Gou, make arrangements. At tomorrow's birthday banquet, I will publicly announce..."
"Taking Shi Yuanyuan as my goddaughter!"
Shen Yuan: Hehehe!
God of War, huh?
When you come, I'll have to teach you a good lesson!
I'll beat you up first, using the excuse that you abandoned your wife and daughter.
And then...
Pull you into my group for a win-win cooperation!
Just thinking about it makes me a little excited!
"Uncle Gou, arrange a room for Yiyi as well!"
"I'll go back to my room first!"
Shen Yuan put Shi Yuanyuan down and waved his hand, "Also, arrange a room for Chu Yang. From now on, Chu Yang and Yiyi will live in our house!"
"Ah!?"
Chu Yiyi was stunned, "Brother, I still have to go to school!"
"You can commute!"
"Tomorrow, have Uncle Gou take you to school to handle it!"
"Alright, Chu Yang, go do your thing!"
Shen Yuan quickly went back to his room.
Chu Yang shrugged.
Well, I'll find an excellent feng shui spot later and turn on the Qi Gathering Array!
From now on, this villa will be a holy land for cultivation!
Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, it was night.
Shen Yuan took advantage of the afternoon to run out and buy a headgear.
At night, he changed into black clothes, put on the headgear, and picked up a baton.
Silently, he jumped down from his room's window.
Taking a deep breath, the spiritual energy in his body erupted, and with a swoosh, he darted out.
Always keeping in mind the route Chu Yang told him...
He dodged surveillance all the way and arrived at Liu Ruyan's house.
He sneaked in quietly, no shooting...
There was a security door at the entrance, but it didn't matter...
Cameras... there were none, so he went for it.
Silently infusing spiritual power into the lock core...
The lock core opened directly... Shen Yuan strutted in.
In the dark night, his eyes were like a sharp falcon.
Entering the bedroom, he saw at a glance...
Shen Yuan: Pretty good-looking.
Hehe!
Naked!
Don't you use a blanket when you sleep at night?
Excited heart, trembling hands...
Shen Yuan stretched out his sinful hands.
Oh, wearing gloves.
He directly grabbed Liu Ruyan's neck.
Liu Ruyan woke up suddenly and struggled frantically.
Being choked, she couldn't make a sound.
Liu Ruyan cried.
Such a beautiful woman like me, and I'm not even wearing... Tonight, I'm doomed!
Maybe the intruder just wanted to rob me, but seeing me...
He'll definitely want to ravish me!
Shen Yuan: Damn it, don't move around...
I know you're a filial daughter who takes good care of your grandmother, making her white and plump.
But...
Stop messing around!
Shen Yuan raised his hand and slapped her.
Liu Ruyan: "..."
Her head tilted, and she passed out directly.
Slap, slap, slap...
He kept slapping her.
He flipped his left hand, the baton appeared, and he swung it directly.
A quarter of an hour later...
"Ding, congratulations to the host for ravaging the Child of Destiny, gaining one hundred and fifty villain points!"
The system said.
"Redeem a beginner healing pill!"
Shen Yuan said gently.
With the beginner healing pill in hand...
He poured out one pill and remained silent for a while...
Shen Yuan formed his fingers into a sword and directly cut it into four pieces.
He picked up a quarter and stuffed it into Liu Ruyan's mouth.
Liu Ruyan's injuries quickly recovered.
She moaned and opened her eyes.
Shen Yuan slapped her again.
Liu Ruyan, fainted!
He raised the baton and smashed it down.
Shen Yuan: "Jiejiejie~~~"
Just like that...
A bottle of healing pills, five in total...
All consumed!
Halfway through, the baton didn't feel right, so he put it away.
He directly used his fists and smashed her.
Very carefully, he beat Liu Ruyan all over her body.
He hit Liu Ruyan twenty times in total...
Accidentally groped her twice... Sorry... It really was an accident.
He gained a total of three thousand villain points.
Plus the remaining villain points, he had 3,150 villain points.
"System, this beginner healing pill is really great for bullying ordinary protagonists!"
"Ten points can get back three thousand points!"
"Again!"
Shen Yuan opened his hand, holding the healing pill.
Another round of twenty times.
Six thousand points in hand!
Again!
Another round of twenty times!
Again!
Twenty times!
Again!
Twenty times!
System: "..."
Damn it, you've completely figured out how to exploit this bug!
Are healing pills meant to be used for bullying ordinary protagonists?
If you have the ability, use your spiritual power to hit her!
Let's see if this healing pill is enough!
System: Sigh!
Having such a host, this system is completely speechless!
"It's already been a hundred times!"
Shen Yuan licked his lips, "Then, another hundred times!"
A hundred times, a hundred times...
System: "..."
Finally...
Shen Yuan was panting, "No more, no more!"
"Three hundred times, I'm too tired!"
"If I keep going, I won't be able to control the spiritual energy in my body!"
"Once I use spiritual energy, this beginner healing pill will be useless!"
Shen Yuan felt very tired, but equally happy.
Exactly forty-five thousand villain points.
Haha!
Forty-five thousand points!
I'm a ten-thousand-aire now!
Worthy of being Great Emperor Ruyan!
Taking one last look at Liu Ruyan...
Shen Yuan left the bedroom somewhat reluctantly...
When she wakes up tomorrow morning...
The healing pill will have completely healed Liu Ruyan's injuries!
She'll just think she was dreaming!
Liu Ruyan, live a little longer...
As long as I have time, I'll farm Chu Yang during the day and come play with you at night.
I guarantee you'll have so much fun you won't want to leave.
Shen Yuan left the place.
Go home, sleep!
A dreamless night.
Waking up early the next morning, Shen Yuan felt that his villa seemed to have changed.
The spiritual energy in the air was a bit thicker than usual.
The Qi-gathering array disk was working.
With a faint smile, he pulled out an expandable baton and went to Chu Yang's room.
"Wake the fuck up! Get up and let's party!"
"It's bright and early, time for a little exercise!"
"Have a taste of this baton!"
Downstairs, Uncle Gou looked up and silently shook his head.
Whipping out the stick first thing in the morning?
Shouldn't that be saved for the night?
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
