Overdoing It, Beating Lu Xiao into a Boiling Sheep

"I want to tell her. But her pride is too strong, and she hates being deceived!"

Lu Xiao said, "I'm afraid of losing her, and I'm also afraid of putting too much pressure on her!"

"Pressure my ass!"

Shen Yuan retorted, "Not telling her is what gives her pressure!"

"But what if she really feels she isn't good enough for me?"

Lu Xiao asked.

Shen Yuan: "Then deal with it!"

"Brother Shen, that's not cool!"

Lu Xiao continued, "I'm genuinely distressed here!"

Shen Yuan gritted his teeth, "Aren't you just fucking hiding your identity to deliberately test her feelings for you?"

"Have you been reading too many fucking web novels?"

"Lu Xiao, if you're a fucking man, get your ass over to her right now!"

Shen Yuan shouted.

Lu Xiao shook his head, "I'm really afraid of putting pressure on her!"

"How about I listen to you and continue testing her feelings?"

Lu Xiao asked.

"Get lost!"

Shen Yuan was completely speechless. "When the fuck did I tell you to test her feelings?"

"Lu Xiao, I'm going to say this to you seriously one last time..."

"If you want to date, get your head straight!"

"Feelings aren't a tool for you to joke around with!"

"If you're just playing around, give her a sum of money and break up with her!"

"If you truly love her, go to her right now and tell her exactly who you are!"

Shen Yuan sneered.

"Brother Shen, why are you getting angry?"

Lu Xiao acted as if he were under a hex. "I really like her, but I'm afraid of pressuring her!"

"I honestly think it's better to do what you said and keep testing..."

Lu Xiao smiled, "As long as she can pass the test..."

"Test your ass!"

Shen Yuan cursed angrily, "You test her, and you still have to tell her your identity in the end. You said you don't want to pressure her, what the fuck are you talking about!"

"Lu Xiao, you're just dark inside, cut the fucking crap with me!"

"What do you mean afraid of giving her pressure?"

"What do you mean afraid of losing her?"

"Lu Xiao, you pretend to be poor to date her simply because you think you have a good family background..."

"And her family background is poor, so she isn't good enough for you!"

Shen Yuan sneered, "Bullshit hiding your identity to date..."

"What, seeing a girl live a hard life makes you feel good, huh?"

"Seeing her struggle while still loving you wholeheartedly..."

"It makes you feel smug, doesn't it?"

"To put it bluntly, you just want to have your cake and eat it too!"

"You want a free ride, but you happen to have a tiny bit of conscience and can't bear to break up!"

"Anyone who hides their identity to date and test feelings is absolute trash!"

Shen Yuan sneered.

Lu Xiao pursed his lips, "Brother Shen, why don't you understand?"

Shen Yuan: What the fuck!

"Understand my ass!"

A hard object fell into Shen Yuan's hand.

Chu Yang nodded silently.

Shen Yuan looked down and saw that Chu Yang had handed over the tripod from the car.

Shen Yuan: The one who knows me best is Yangzi; you are the man who understands my heart the most!

"Brother Shen, I'm not looking for a free ride, and I don't think she isn't good enough for me!"

"Why can't you just listen to me seriously?"

Lu Xiao tried to defend himself.

"Seriously my ass!"

"Lu Xiao, give me your life!"

Swinging the tripod, Shen Yuan smashed it at him.

Lu Xiao: "?????"

Holy shit, Brother Shen, you're hitting me!?

Bang!

Bang bang bang...

Crackle and smack...

Shen Yuan swung the tripod and smashed it down. Lu Xiao opened his mouth, about to say something else...

Shen Yuan poked a finger at the midline of the front of his neck, the depression above his Adam's apple, the location of the Lianquan acupoint.

This spot was the mute acupoint from martial arts novels.

In traditional Chinese medicine terms, this was an acupoint on the Conception Vessel, primarily used to treat sublingual swelling and pain, slow tongue with drooling... and sudden loss of voice.

Spiritual energy was infused into it...

Lu Xiao couldn't shout a single word.

He scurried away holding his head, being ruthlessly smashed by Shen Yuan.

A long time later...

"Ding, congratulations to the host for beating the Child of Destiny until he scurried away holding his head!"

"Congratulations on obtaining 150 Villain Points!"

The system's voice sounded.

Shen Yuan took a deep breath, then tapped Lu Xiao's throat.

"Are you clear-headed now?"

Shen Yuan narrowed his eyes.

Lu Xiao opened his mouth, "I'm clear-headed!"

"I was wrong!"

"Brother Shen, I was wrong!"

"I don't know what came over me!"

"I don't know what happened!"

Lu Xiao hugged Shen Yuan's thigh, "I was wrong, I was wrong! Boo hoo hoo!"

"Bang!"

Kicking Lu Xiao away, Shen Yuan said in annoyance, "We might be close, but don't wipe your snot on me."

"Brother Shen, thank you!"

Lu Xiao stood up, his eyes incredibly resolute.

Shen Yuan: See, I beat him, and he still has to say thank you to me.

"Thank you Brother Shen for knocking some sense into me!"

Lu Xiao took a deep breath, "I'm going back right now to find Wen Xun and clear things up with her!"

"If she can forgive me, I'll treat her well for the rest of my life!"

"If she can't forgive me, then I'll let go and silently bless her!"

"Loving someone doesn't mean you have to possess them. Just standing silently in the corner, watching her laugh, watching her play, watching her surrounded by good people, is enough."

"Love is giving, not taking!"

"Love is fulfillment. We don't have to hold hands, we don't have to stand side by side. Just silently guarding her and seeing her safe year after year is the greatest perfection of my life."

"As long as she is doing well, I'll be content!"

Lu Xiao spoke solemnly, "But if something happens to her, I will do everything in my power to help her!"

"Even if it means bringing breakfast for her boyfriend?" Shen Yuan blurted out.

Lu Xiao nodded heavily, "That's right, even if it means bringing breakfast for her boyfriend."

Shen Yuan faceplanted.

Chu Yang hurriedly supported him.

Shen Yuan: I used too much force...

Did I beat him straight into a simp?

How did he suddenly become a lapdog?

Chu Yang: "..."

I've realized that the people who associate with Yuanzi seem to have no one normal among them.

Oh, Uncle Gou is normal.

I'm normal too!

Yiyi is also normal!

It's just...

What about my biological sister?

Is she normal or not!?

When she comes back from abroad, she won't beat me to death, will she?

And finally drive me to death, only to regret it later?

And then go torment Shen Yuan?

Chu Yang hurriedly shook his head.

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

"Brother Shen, thank you!"

Lu Xiao solemnly cupped his hands, "At tomorrow's birthday banquet, I will definitely give you a grand gift!"

"I'm going to confess my identity right now!"

Lu Xiao turned and ran, quickly getting into his sports car, and with a swoosh, he sped off.

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang looked at each other in silence.

"My Young Master Shen, please!"

Chu Yang silently reached out a hand, "Let's... go home!"

"Yeah, let's go home!"

Shen Yuan nodded, in a trance.

Wait a minute...

In the original owner's memory, this guy Lu Xiao wasn't actually this crazy, right?

What on earth has my arrival changed!

The two got into the car, and Chu Yang drove...

Although he didn't have a driver's license, luxury cars generally weren't checked.

Both of them were speechless, extremely silent.

Opening the main door and entering the hall...

The two looked up in astonishment and gasped.

That was...

Chu Yiyi?

She wore a moon-white strapless gown. The hem was adorned with tiny rhinestones that shimmered and rippled, as if the Milky Way had been shattered and sewn right into the fabric.

Her long hair was loosely pinned into a low bun, and the outer corners of her eyes tilted upward slightly. The natural curl of her hair perfectly framed a face of refined, ethereal beauty.

With eyebrows like distant mountains painted in ink, and eyes like rippling autumn waters, she looked as if she had stepped straight out of a classical portrait. She carried an otherworldly aura, completely untainted by the mortal realm.

Shen Yuan: Damn!

Chu Yang: Damn!

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