"I want to tell her. But her pride is too strong, and she hates being deceived!"
Lu Xiao said, "I'm afraid of losing her, and I'm also afraid of putting too much pressure on her!"
"Pressure my ass!"
Shen Yuan retorted, "Not telling her is what gives her pressure!"
"But what if she really feels she isn't good enough for me?"
Lu Xiao asked.
Shen Yuan: "Then deal with it!"
"Brother Shen, that's not cool!"
Lu Xiao continued, "I'm genuinely distressed here!"
Shen Yuan gritted his teeth, "Aren't you just fucking hiding your identity to deliberately test her feelings for you?"
"Have you been reading too many fucking web novels?"
"Lu Xiao, if you're a fucking man, get your ass over to her right now!"
Shen Yuan shouted.
Lu Xiao shook his head, "I'm really afraid of putting pressure on her!"
"How about I listen to you and continue testing her feelings?"
Lu Xiao asked.
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan was completely speechless. "When the fuck did I tell you to test her feelings?"
"Lu Xiao, I'm going to say this to you seriously one last time..."
"If you want to date, get your head straight!"
"Feelings aren't a tool for you to joke around with!"
"If you're just playing around, give her a sum of money and break up with her!"
"If you truly love her, go to her right now and tell her exactly who you are!"
Shen Yuan sneered.
"Brother Shen, why are you getting angry?"
Lu Xiao acted as if he were under a hex. "I really like her, but I'm afraid of pressuring her!"
"I honestly think it's better to do what you said and keep testing..."
Lu Xiao smiled, "As long as she can pass the test..."
"Test your ass!"
Shen Yuan cursed angrily, "You test her, and you still have to tell her your identity in the end. You said you don't want to pressure her, what the fuck are you talking about!"
"Lu Xiao, you're just dark inside, cut the fucking crap with me!"
"What do you mean afraid of giving her pressure?"
"What do you mean afraid of losing her?"
"Lu Xiao, you pretend to be poor to date her simply because you think you have a good family background..."
"And her family background is poor, so she isn't good enough for you!"
Shen Yuan sneered, "Bullshit hiding your identity to date..."
"What, seeing a girl live a hard life makes you feel good, huh?"
"Seeing her struggle while still loving you wholeheartedly..."
"It makes you feel smug, doesn't it?"
"To put it bluntly, you just want to have your cake and eat it too!"
"You want a free ride, but you happen to have a tiny bit of conscience and can't bear to break up!"
"Anyone who hides their identity to date and test feelings is absolute trash!"
Shen Yuan sneered.
Lu Xiao pursed his lips, "Brother Shen, why don't you understand?"
Shen Yuan: What the fuck!
"Understand my ass!"
A hard object fell into Shen Yuan's hand.
Chu Yang nodded silently.
Shen Yuan looked down and saw that Chu Yang had handed over the tripod from the car.
Shen Yuan: The one who knows me best is Yangzi; you are the man who understands my heart the most!
"Brother Shen, I'm not looking for a free ride, and I don't think she isn't good enough for me!"
"Why can't you just listen to me seriously?"
Lu Xiao tried to defend himself.
"Seriously my ass!"
"Lu Xiao, give me your life!"
Swinging the tripod, Shen Yuan smashed it at him.
Lu Xiao: "?????"
Holy shit, Brother Shen, you're hitting me!?
Bang!
Bang bang bang...
Crackle and smack...
Shen Yuan swung the tripod and smashed it down. Lu Xiao opened his mouth, about to say something else...
Shen Yuan poked a finger at the midline of the front of his neck, the depression above his Adam's apple, the location of the Lianquan acupoint.
This spot was the mute acupoint from martial arts novels.
In traditional Chinese medicine terms, this was an acupoint on the Conception Vessel, primarily used to treat sublingual swelling and pain, slow tongue with drooling... and sudden loss of voice.
Spiritual energy was infused into it...
Lu Xiao couldn't shout a single word.
He scurried away holding his head, being ruthlessly smashed by Shen Yuan.
A long time later...
"Ding, congratulations to the host for beating the Child of Destiny until he scurried away holding his head!"
"Congratulations on obtaining 150 Villain Points!"
The system's voice sounded.
Shen Yuan took a deep breath, then tapped Lu Xiao's throat.
"Are you clear-headed now?"
Shen Yuan narrowed his eyes.
Lu Xiao opened his mouth, "I'm clear-headed!"
"I was wrong!"
"Brother Shen, I was wrong!"
"I don't know what came over me!"
"I don't know what happened!"
Lu Xiao hugged Shen Yuan's thigh, "I was wrong, I was wrong! Boo hoo hoo!"
"Bang!"
Kicking Lu Xiao away, Shen Yuan said in annoyance, "We might be close, but don't wipe your snot on me."
"Brother Shen, thank you!"
Lu Xiao stood up, his eyes incredibly resolute.
Shen Yuan: See, I beat him, and he still has to say thank you to me.
"Thank you Brother Shen for knocking some sense into me!"
Lu Xiao took a deep breath, "I'm going back right now to find Wen Xun and clear things up with her!"
"If she can forgive me, I'll treat her well for the rest of my life!"
"If she can't forgive me, then I'll let go and silently bless her!"
"Loving someone doesn't mean you have to possess them. Just standing silently in the corner, watching her laugh, watching her play, watching her surrounded by good people, is enough."
"Love is giving, not taking!"
"Love is fulfillment. We don't have to hold hands, we don't have to stand side by side. Just silently guarding her and seeing her safe year after year is the greatest perfection of my life."
"As long as she is doing well, I'll be content!"
Lu Xiao spoke solemnly, "But if something happens to her, I will do everything in my power to help her!"
"Even if it means bringing breakfast for her boyfriend?" Shen Yuan blurted out.
Lu Xiao nodded heavily, "That's right, even if it means bringing breakfast for her boyfriend."
Shen Yuan faceplanted.
Chu Yang hurriedly supported him.
Shen Yuan: I used too much force...
Did I beat him straight into a simp?
How did he suddenly become a lapdog?
Chu Yang: "..."
I've realized that the people who associate with Yuanzi seem to have no one normal among them.
Oh, Uncle Gou is normal.
I'm normal too!
Yiyi is also normal!
It's just...
What about my biological sister?
Is she normal or not!?
When she comes back from abroad, she won't beat me to death, will she?
And finally drive me to death, only to regret it later?
And then go torment Shen Yuan?
Chu Yang hurriedly shook his head.
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"Brother Shen, thank you!"
Lu Xiao solemnly cupped his hands, "At tomorrow's birthday banquet, I will definitely give you a grand gift!"
"I'm going to confess my identity right now!"
Lu Xiao turned and ran, quickly getting into his sports car, and with a swoosh, he sped off.
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang looked at each other in silence.
"My Young Master Shen, please!"
Chu Yang silently reached out a hand, "Let's... go home!"
"Yeah, let's go home!"
Shen Yuan nodded, in a trance.
Wait a minute...
In the original owner's memory, this guy Lu Xiao wasn't actually this crazy, right?
What on earth has my arrival changed!
The two got into the car, and Chu Yang drove...
Although he didn't have a driver's license, luxury cars generally weren't checked.
Both of them were speechless, extremely silent.
Opening the main door and entering the hall...
The two looked up in astonishment and gasped.
That was...
Chu Yiyi?
She wore a moon-white strapless gown. The hem was adorned with tiny rhinestones that shimmered and rippled, as if the Milky Way had been shattered and sewn right into the fabric.
Her long hair was loosely pinned into a low bun, and the outer corners of her eyes tilted upward slightly. The natural curl of her hair perfectly framed a face of refined, ethereal beauty.
With eyebrows like distant mountains painted in ink, and eyes like rippling autumn waters, she looked as if she had stepped straight out of a classical portrait. She carried an otherworldly aura, completely untainted by the mortal realm.
Shen Yuan: Damn!
Chu Yang: Damn!
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
