"What? I've been expelled?"
Chen Ming's face was full of disbelief when he received the phone call.
"Humph, if you don't leave room for others, others will leave room for you."
Chen Ming's mentality recovered to normal very quickly.
I'm not who I used to be yesterday.
I have the system, so what if I don't have a degree.
If I'm in a hurry, I can just take out some money and build my own school to play with.
Ding Ding
"Woo woo woo, it's all your fault, I was expelled from school, you have to compensate me for my losses."
After receiving the school's order to withdraw from school, Li Naer sent a text message to Chen Ming.
"Don't worry, don't worry, wait a couple days and I'll build a school directly. How about letting you be the principal then?"
Thinking of Li Naer's appearance, Chen Ming swallowed his saliva.
That day was just too unlucky.
Just as we were about to reach the finish line, it was ruined.
To be honest, it took him a long time to get over it.
Now seeing Li Naer's text message, the alluring scene from that night appeared in his mind again.
"Are you serious, you're not kidding me, right?"
Li Naer was half believing and half suspicious, running a university is not an easy thing.
If Chen Ming could really do it, then... forget about going to university.
"Of course it's true, don't mention anything else, bro is just left with money."
Saying so, another 100,000 yuan was transferred over.
These days Chen Ming had been spending money everywhere, doing several tasks, his assets had already broken 10 million.
"Hmm, thanks bro, but I've been expelled from school, and have nowhere to stay now."
After receiving the money, Li Naer's words instantly changed.
She sent a coquettish voice message over.
Hearing it made Chen Ming intoxicated, he quickly replied: "Poor thing, why don't you come to my place, I'll take you in for a while."
"Okay, okay, brother, what's your address? I'll come over to you right away."
Li Naer's texts came in quick succession.
She had no way out now.
Rather than that, she might as well take the rich guy and marry into wealth.
"Well... wait a second, let me see which house is bigger."
Chen Ming was just about to send his current address.
Suddenly he realized that recently he had been busy completing tasks and hadn't had a chance to change to a better house yet.
With this small shack, how could he feel at ease to play.
Many novel scenarios would be locked and unavailable, that would be a huge loss!
Island
This was no longer the island it was before.
After Ye Bufan's painful reflection, he finally decided on a strategy of segmental blocking and resisting step-by-step.
Approaching the mainland one island at a time.
Originally after obtaining the system, he intended to travel more safely.
But the system folder could only be recovered when close to the target.
Seeing Chen Ming's affinity had already dropped to 60.
Ye Bufan could only take the risk to hurry to the mainland.
He had to find Chen Ming before his affinity dropped to zero.
While resting during the trip, Ye Bufan quickly issued the next order.
"Send someone to castrate him."
In the evening, the city of Yunchuan was covered in a crimson sunset glow.
People who just got off work hurried along, hoping to get home before it got completely dark.
On a quiet side road,
Chen Ming held Li Naer's little hand as they walked down the street together.
Their long shadows stretched from one end of the street to the other.
Originally, Chen Ming intended to buy the villa first.
But on second thought.
It's meaningless for a pearl not to shine in public, same as mud.
Buying a house alone didn't compare to the thrill of impressing a beauty by spending lavishly.
Chen Ming also used the excuse that rush hour traffic was too busy and he didn't have a driver's license.
Succeeding in walking with Li Naer on the road.
"Hey, this is my road, this is my tree, if you want to get past, leave road toll."
Quiet side roads have their quiet advantages, but also quiet disadvantages.
Two masked thugs suddenly jumped out from both sides of a wall.
"Robbers?"
Chen Ming felt no fear in his heart at all.
Come on, the potions from the system could even grow it twelve centimeters.
Not to mention other aspects.
Seeing Chen Ming's calm expression, the jumping heart of Li Naer also slowly calmed down.
There was even a trace of disdain.
A hero saving a beauty?
Such a cliche scene, how could he dare perform it.
Oh well, who made him rich.
The expected cooperative acting still had to be done.
"Brother, I'm so scared."
Li Naer buried her head in Chen Ming's chest, her vocal cords sobbing.
That weak voice, pitiful demeanor, and the wafting scent from her hair below her nose.
All stimulated the heroic spirit in a man.
Chen Ming patted the weak shoulder of the girl in his arms, reassuring her: "Don't be afraid, brother is here."
The two robbers quietly watched their performance.
After finally waiting for Chen Ming to let go of the girl and shout "Come at me!",
Robber A suddenly rushed in front of Chen Ming, and fiercely kicked his crotch when he hadn't reacted yet.
"Hiss-"
The piercing pain rushed from bottom to top into Chen Ming's mind.
A man's sixth sense told him, the egg cracked.
By instinct, he uncontrollably bent down and held himself with both hands.
His whole body collapsed to the ground.
Time's flow doesn't stop for a cracked egg.
Seizing the chance to strike while he's down.
The two robbers surrounded Chen Ming and stomped madly on his face.
Occasionally kicking his lower body a couple times too.
Although Chen Ming had explosive attributes all over,
Being caught off guard, he was helpless.
On the side, Li Naer finally realized something was wrong.
She shakily took out her phone, trying to call the police.
But before she could hit the button,
A hand made intimate contact with her face.
A blood-red handprint clearly appeared on her delicate cheek.
Followed by another slap.
Robber B struck left and right, up and down.
Soon a piece of art named pig head appeared in this world.
And Li Naer also fell unconscious.
Seeing the helpless Li Naer collapse,
The inner universe of Chen Ming on the ground finally exploded.
Biting through the pain, he flew up and kicked Robber A's head.
"Whoosh-"
Raising his leg high, Chen Ming couldn't believe as he lowered his head.
Lying quietly in the sea of blood was his precious centimeter.
No chivalry
Sneak attacking
You can't handle it
You little...
A series of classic lines flashed through his mind right before fainting.
The centimeter was gone.
Twenty centimeters would never appear again either.
No one could withstand such a blow.
Chen Ming was no exception.
[Ding, Godly Rich System affinity has dropped to 40]
Ye Bufan, drifting far out at sea, received the system prompt in the next second.
The two robbers looked at the messy scene, their bodies swaying.
A moment later, the appearance of nearby homeowners appeared.
"Hey, Yaoyao Spirit, there are two injured people lying at our door, address is xxxxx, come quick!"
"Hey, ambulance, address xxxx, come save them quickly!"
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
