Ding Renfeng listened earnestly and said, "Boss, I have another idea!"
An Yi replied, "Go ahead, speak freely!"
Ding Renfeng pondered and said, "This kid has such tender skin—perfect for stir-fry or deep-fried skewers. The old man’s a bit aged, but he’d make a great stock for stewed ribs!"
Yao Ji, pushing up his round glasses excitedly, chimed in, "Yeah! We should totally eat people! That way, no one can call you soft-hearted!"
An Yi raised an eyebrow slightly.
Unexpectedly, this sparked a wave of enthusiasm among his underlings.
"I think we should use a dull knife to slice his meat, hang him at the school gate, and set up a big pot underneath—shaving him piece by piece!"
"Pull out his tendons, tie his hands and feet with them, and hang him up! Every twitch would make him feel the agony of being flayed alive!"
"How about we find a bunch of guys to rough him up first, then watch him and his servant torment each other?"
"I think sashimi would be better. Just grab a bottle of premium soy sauce, and we can start slicing—let him taste his own flesh!"
Carried away by the excitement, Yao Ji’s eyes burned with a dark, feverish intensity behind his round glasses as he roared, "Boss, why don’t we just kill everyone at the school?!"
A passing student overheard this and turned pale.
"What the hell is wrong with these people?!"
Smack!
An Yi’s $2.50 slipper landed squarely on Yao Ji’s face as he said lazily, "Cut the nonsense! Wipe that creepy look off your face—you’ll corrupt the kids!"
This guy was such a cowardly weakling, yet his mind was full of these inhuman, bloody, dark fantasies.
Wu Hao, who had been captured by Ding Renfeng, was deathly pale, his clothes drenched in sweat, and his pants thoroughly soaked.
Hearing An Yi’s words, he finally let out a shaky breath.
Thank goodness! There’s no way they’re actually this deranged—talking about eating people in this civilized world!
An Yi rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "Still, the earlier suggestions aren’t bad. Later, take him to the hotpot restaurant and prep him for the staff lunch."
"Wait, hold on!!"
Wu Hao screamed in a tearful voice, his hair matted with cold sweat.
An Yi glanced at him and said casually, "Oh right, I almost forgot to ask for your opinion. Do you prefer mushroom broth or spicy hotpot?"
Wu Hao:
His name was Wu Hao, an ultra-rich second-generation heir.
He could turn the world upside down with a flick of his wrist! He was arrogant, domineering, and trampled over the weak!
But somewhere along the way, the script had gone wrong—now he was about to be turned into soup by some nobody!
He was panicking. Help needed! Urgent!
"Hey! Answer the question! Mushroom or spicy?!"
Yao Ji, brimming with bravado, smacked the back of Wu Hao’s head and snarled.
Wu Hao’s once perfectly styled hair was now a disheveled mess, a far cry from his usual swagger.
He really wanted to cry! As a tyrant of a rich kid, wasn’t bullying the meek supposed to go his way?
In the past, if he disliked someone, he’d just order his bodyguards to cripple them!
If he saw a pretty woman on the street, he’d drag her into his car to "make babies."
Because he was the young master of Yunzhou—he had the power to act like a law unto himself!
But today, he hadn’t even started bullying anyone!
Since when did smashing a single table warrant being turned into soup?!
Wu Hao forced a trembling smile. "Big bro—"
"Who the hell’s your big bro?! Call me grandpa!"
Yao Ji smacked him again.
Today, he was loving this.
Usually, he was the one getting beaten and calling others "grandpa." Who knew he’d get to be the tough guy for once?
"G-Grandpa!" Wu Hao croaked, his voice hoarse.
After all these years of tyranny, is karma finally catching up?
There was no helping it—he’d trusted his butler too much.
Who would’ve thought that a seasoned martial artist wouldn’t even get a chance to fight before being knocked out cold?
"Earlier, you said you’re from where?"
An Yi sat on a stool, exuding the aura of a boss as he drawled.
"Cao County—"
Smack!
Yao Ji slapped his forehead again. "You dare speak the sacred name of Cao County?!"
"Yunzhou! I’m from Yunzhou, grandpas!"
Wu Hao, terrified of another beating, quickly added, "I see you grandpas are business-minded folks. My family’s been in trade for five generations—we’ve got a bit of wealth. I noticed you were selling this skincare product earlier, and I love it! Could you possibly… part with it for me?"
An Yi’s face lit up. "W-Well, that’s a bit awkward..."
Wu Hao forced a smile uglier than crying. "I adore it! Please grant me this wish!"
An Yi chuckled. "If you love it that much, I’ll sell it to you. After all, I’m not some devil."
"Thank you! I’ll take it—all of it! It’s 500 bucks a bottle, right?"
Wu Hao, relieved to have saved his life, cautiously asked.
An Yi grinned without warmth. "You misunderstood. The ‘500’ is per gram."
Wu Hao:
What kind of scam is 500 bucks per gram?! Even gold isn’t this expensive!
"Boss, looks like he doesn’t wanna buy!"
Yao Ji eagerly whipped out his belt, seething with anger.
Wu Hao panicked. "No, no, I’ll buy! I was just so excited I spaced out!"
An Yi beamed. "Since you love it so much, let’s say… five million for all this Jade Beauty Elixir!"
"Five million?!"
Wu Hao’s face turned green. There are, like, five bottles here!
An Yi scowled. "I’m only selling because you love it so much!"
"Take this!"
Yao Ji swung his belt, ready to strike.
Wu Hao flinched. "N-No, it’s… it’s a steal! I’ll transfer the money now!"
The moment the five million hit his account, An Yi felt pure bliss.
Then, the [Demon Fund] in his system doubled—reaching ten million!
This system’s such a tease!
This was a legitimate business deal—how could it count toward the Demon Fund?!
"Can… can we go now?" Wu Hao asked weakly.
"Scram!"
An Yi waved dismissively.
Yao Ji, still holding his belt, looked disappointed.
Wu Hao, supporting his unconscious butler, wobbled toward his luxury car on shaky legs.
"Hey, your Jade Beauty Elixir!"
An Yi held up the bottles—the guy forgot his purchase!
"No… it’s yours!"
Wu Hao replied, tears in his eyes.
As he turned away, his expression twisted with fury.
He’d never been humiliated like this in his life!
He would make this bastard pay!
Watching Wu Hao’s luxury car vanish into the distance, An Yi cleared his throat and declared solemnly, "See that? That’s marketing!"
One underling muttered, "Isn’t this just extor—"
Whack!
Ding Renfeng smacked the guy’s head and started clapping. "Bravo!"
Clap clap clap!
Applause erupted.
An Yi gestured for them to tone it down and said, "Five million on opening day—this success belongs to all of you! Keep up the good work."
Yao Ji nudged Ding Renfeng excitedly. "See? I knew following Boss would lead to greatness!"
Ding Renfeng nodded. "A true dragon among men!"
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
th】 【No prior gaming knowledge required】【The First Cultivation + Game Design Novel on the Platform】 In a world where the righteous path dominates and crushes the demonic sects, Lu Ze unlocks the "Son of the Demon Path" system. Killing righteous cultivators now grants him power-ups. Wait—deaths in illusions count too? As a former game designer, Lu Ze decides to give the cultivators of this world a little—no, a massive—shock... Sect Elders: "What is this 'Escape from the Demon Sect' game? Why have all our disciples abandoned cultivation to play it??" Elite Disciples: "You're saying... mastering 'Demon Slayer' can help us counter demonic schemes?" Reclusive Masters: "Why did I leave seclusion? Ask that backstabbing rat who ambushed me in 'Eternal Strife' yesterday!" Rogue Cultivators & Civilians: "'Immortal Abyss Action' is addictive! You can even earn spirit stones by loot-running..." Sect Prodigy: "My Dao heart is unshakable... except for that cursed black hammer." Royal Scions: "Can skins have stat boosts? I’ll pay 10,000 spirit stones for one!!" Sect Leader: "WHO IS CORRUPTING MY DISCIPLES?!!!"
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
