The Highest Realm of Marketing

Nie Qinglan got off An Yi, and shyly asked, "Boss, why haven't you contacted me for so long! I sent you so many messages, but you never saw them."

An Yi felt a headache coming on.

At this moment, Lan Ruoxi was still staring at him with pitiful eyes, looking indescribably wronged.

Nie Qinglan naturally noticed Lan Ruoxi and confidently extended her hand: "Hello."

"Hello."

Lan Ruoxi carefully shook her hand.

"Sister, what's your relationship with Boss?"

Nie Qinglan asked with a smile, though her eyes carried a hint of challenge.

"Boss?"

Lan Ruoxi looked at An Yi in surprise.

Nie Qinglan chewed her gum confidently and said, "Yes! I'm his secretary. He even had me practice putting on stockings in three seconds!"

"What secretary?"

Lan Ruoxi asked in confusion.

Nie Qinglan said bashfully, "You don't know yet, I'm working for An Yi now. He, he licked me, eloped with me, wanted to introduce me to his mother, and even messed with my bottom—"

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

An Yi's face darkened as he grabbed Nie Qinglan's ear.

"Your choice of words is quite creative!"

Getting kidnapped and being kicked out of the car - how did she make it sound so suggestive!

As for the licking—

"Where exactly did he lick? Why don't you clarify that?"

"My earrings! All my earrings fell out!"

Nie Qinglan cried, as the row of earrings on her ear had been completely stripped off by An Yi.

"Good riddance! They looked inappropriate anyway!"

An Yi grabbed the earrings, ready to throw them away.

Nie Qinglan complained pitifully, "They cost over a hundred thousand!"

An Yi put them in his pocket and said sternly, "Don't dress like this again! What kind of student appearance is this!"

Nie Qinglan didn't care at all and said cheerfully, "An Yi, that's amazing, I didn't expect you to be a student at this school too, you're my senior! As expected of my boss!"

"Go report for new student registration! We'll catch up later," An Yi raised his eyebrows.

"Alright."

Nie Qinglan nodded and said while running away, "Wait for me, I'll be right back!"

"Sure, I'll wait for you."

An Yi smiled and waved at Nie Qinglan.

As soon as she was out of sight, An Yi quickly packed up his stall, preparing to leave.

"Let's go, I'll take you to your dormitory."

An Yi picked up Lan Ruoxi's luggage.

Lan Ruoxi asked in surprise, "Didn't you say you'd wait for her?"

An Yi calmly replied, "Oh, I never keep my word."

Lan Ruoxi: ...

After dropping off Lan Ruoxi's luggage, An Yi headed straight for the south gate of Donghai University.

When he arrived at the stall area, he saw Ding Renfeng and the others.

They were all bored and drowsy.

"Ahem!"

An Yi went over and cleared his throat lightly.

Ding Renfeng and the others immediately perked up: "Hello, Boss!"

The commotion startled passing students, who looked at An Yi in disbelief.

This guy who looked like a student was a gang leader?

An Yi made a downward gesture with his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet.

"How are sales today?"

Hearing An Yi's question, Ding Renfeng and the others looked ashamed.

"Boss, we haven't sold a single bottle!"

The youngest member gathered his courage and said, "To sell anything, we need a strong selling point. With our unbranded products, and at such high prices, it's hard to break into the student market."

"Watch and learn, I'll teach you!" An Yi sighed helplessly, taking over the position and pulling out his megaphone out of nowhere.

"Mom, I want to buy Jade Beauty Liquid!"

"Buy it, buy the large bottles. Is two enough?"

"Yes! Thank you mom, you're the best!"

The bizarre megaphone sounds made Ding Renfeng and the others cringe, their faces turning red as they unconsciously stepped away from An Yi.

This was too embarrassing!

Two passing female students heard the sound and giggled at An Yi.

"Handsome boy, what are you selling?"

"Jade Beauty Liquid, it revitalizes your skin and keeps you forever young! Only 500 yuan!" An Yi enthusiastically promoted, showing several cute glass bottles containing grayish, mud-like liquid.

The girls' expressions immediately changed.

"Can this really be used on the face?"

An Yi smiled and said, "We offer after-sales service. You can add my contact info after buying, and we guarantee replacement if you're not satisfied."

The two girls whispered to each other for a moment.

One girl stuck out her tongue and said, "It's a bit expensive. Can you make it 400 yuan?"

An Yi frowned, then sighed, "Alright, 400 it is."

"Yay!"

The girl beamed with joy and quickly scanned the QR code.

"Remember to send me your contact info!"

"Haha, okay, but whoever wins me over has to do it on their own merit!"

The two girls whispered and giggled as they happily left.

An Yi quickly called out with the bottles, "You forgot to take your products!"

"We don't want them!"

An Yi: ...

He cleared his throat awkwardly and said to Ding Renfeng and the others, "See? This is the highest level of marketing - selling without products. Just follow my model and take it slow."

Ding Renfeng and the others were speechless.

"Is this really selling?"

"I'm too embarrassed to point out what you're really doing!"

Ding Renfeng opened his constantly buzzing phone and said with a headache, "Brother Yi, I've added too many people on my phone. I've gotten over a dozen contacts just this morning! And the business cards keep coming!"

An Yi patted his shoulder and said calmly, "You're our professional after-sales person. Didn't you see how those girls were fighting to add you?"

"But, but..."

Ding Renfeng sighed helplessly and took a puff of his cigar to calm himself.

"Watch, I'll teach you more about marketing. Make sure you learn the process!"

An Yi cleared his throat and prepared to demonstrate again.

Just as he was about to attract another young lady with his old tricks, a young man wearing an expensive gray casual suit and sunglasses appeared in front of An Yi.

"Kid, you're at the south gate again. I must say, your tricks are quite fancy! I've been playing with women all my life, but I've never been as brazen as you!"

An Yi frowned and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Wu Hao from Yunzhou!"

Wu Hao adjusted his tie and kicked over An Yi's stall.

"Son of a gun!"

He hated nothing more than these playboys who toyed with women!

This kid was even more arrogant than him! Not satisfied with those two gorgeous women! What a scumbag!

No money, no background! Just a shabby stall owner at a school gate!

What was there to be arrogant about except for his pretty face!

An Yi's eyes instantly turned cold, and he snapped his fingers imposingly.

Immediately, Ding Renfeng, the youngest member, and the others surrounded Wu Hao.

Wu Hao's expression changed slightly, apparently not expecting a mere stall owner to have so many subordinates!

"Butler!"

Wu Hao remained calm and called out.

The butler was a martial artist; no matter how many people there were, they would be like pumpkins to him.

An Yi pulled out an unconscious old man and said calmly, "You mean this gentleman?"

Wu Hao: ...

"He tried to sneak attack me earlier, but unfortunately his skills weren't up to par."

An Yi kept sighing.

At this point, Ding Renfeng stepped forward and grabbed Wu Hao like a chicken.

"Long Hair, what are you doing! Let me go!"

Wu Hao raged, struggling.

Ding Renfeng held Wu Hao and seriously asked, "Boss, how should we deal with him?"

An Yi put his hands in his pockets and said calmly, "What do you think, Renfeng?"

Ding Renfeng thought for a moment and said, "Why don't we hang him? People have been saying you're too soft lately!"

An Yi nodded: "That sounds good!"

Wu Hao: ...