Amusement Park.
A roller coaster was rapidly ascending toward the sky.
"Ah——!!!"
"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!!!"
"Why does it have to climb so high?!"
Su Muwan's pupils trembled in shock as she stared in disbelief at the roller coaster rising higher and higher.
The surrounding scenery had shrunk to the size of ants, and the phrase "soaring into the clouds" was no exaggeration.
This roller coaster... it really looked like it was going to plunge straight into the clouds!
Qin Luo, sitting beside her, explained, "This is to let martial artists relax and fully immerse themselves in the thrill of the ride."
"That's why this amusement park is dedicated to creating the most dangerous roller coaster, to show martial artists that even they can enjoy amusement park rides."
Su Muwan was stunned. "Hey! This is not the time for explanations!"
She looked at the roller coaster, which was about to reach its peak.
She knew it was about to plunge downward any second now.
"Qin! Qin Luo!"
Su Muwan quickly reached out, trying to grab Qin Luo's arm.
But...
Qin Luo deliberately dodged her, teasingly looking at her panicked expression. "Miss, I thought you weren't scared."
Su Muwan's expression froze. She glanced at the roller coaster, which was about to reach its zenith, and stammered, "Of course I'm not scared!"
Damn Qin Luo! How can he still argue with me at a time like this!
But forget it! At least I still have my seatbelt!
"Is that so? Well then, good luck, Miss. Oh, by the way," Qin Luo said, pulling at his waist's seatbelt in front of Su Muwan.
*Click!*
It easily came undone. He grinned. "This is a little surprise the amusement park prepared for martial artists. Turns out, the safety measures like seatbelts are useless. They come off with just a light tug."
Why didn't you say that earlier!!!
And what kind of surprise is this?!
Su Muwan's pupils trembled again.
She turned her head, on the verge of tears, and reached out her hand, shouting, "Luo Luo! Hand!"
Qin Luo smirked, a glint of amusement in his eyes. He extended his hand toward Su Muwan. "Want my hand, Miss?"
"Yes!"
"Then say, 'Qin Luo, Qin Luo, I love you the most!'"
Su Muwan: ???
She was momentarily stunned, forgetting her current predicament, but then...
Her pupils shook again as she looked at Qin Luo's smiling face with a mixture of embarrassment and frustration. "No! How can you bring this up at a time like this!"
"And how am I supposed to say something like that now?!"
Shaking with anger, Su Muwan thought, Qin Luo, you're definitely doing this on purpose!
How dare you bully me at a time like this!
"Oh well," Qin Luo said with a kind smile, retracting his hand. "Then you're on your own, Miss."
"You!"
*Clunk!*
The roller coaster stopped at its highest point.
Su Muwan looked down and immediately felt her vision darken.
She couldn't even see the ant-like scenery anymore—all she could see were the clouds!
How... how high is this thing?!
*Rumble!*
The roller coaster started moving again.
Should I say it? Should I really say it?
Su Muwan gulped. She glanced at the ground, then at Qin Luo's smug face.
Damn it!
Unable to hold back any longer, Su Muwan, with a mix of embarrassment and anger, reached out in a flash and grabbed Qin Luo's collar before he could react.
She stared at his slightly changed expression and shouted in shame, "You little Qin Luo!! What are you so smug about?!"
Qin Luo's expression shifted.
*Gasp!*
Why do I feel so weak all of a sudden? Miss, you're really something!
Oh no...
"Miss..."
He was about to speak.
But the next second.
"Mmm—!"
Seeing the roller coaster about to plummet, Su Muwan gritted her teeth, glared at Qin Luo, closed her eyes, and without hesitation, kissed him.
Out of sight, out of mind!
The next moment.
*Whoosh!*
The roller coaster shot downward like an arrow, the intense gravitational force making Qin Luo and Su Muwan almost lose control of their bodies.
But a gentle surge of spiritual energy kept them firmly seated.
*Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!*
Amid the screams and the roaring wind, Su Muwan, with her eyes closed and her face flushed, tightly gripped Qin Luo's collar.
Her heart was a mix of excitement and nervousness.
Time seemed to stand still.
*Pop~!*
Su Muwan pulled away from Qin Luo, glaring at him in embarrassment and shouting, "You little Qin Luo! How dare you threaten me!"
Her voice pierced through the wind, her emotions on the verge of exploding.
In that moment, Su Muwan seemed to have forgotten her fear of the roller coaster.
Qin Luo, regaining his composure, smirked and leaned forward.
He kissed her back.
"Mmm!"
Su Muwan's pupils trembled.
Qin Luo's kissing skills gradually made her lose herself.
She closed her eyes slightly, her thoughts momentarily blank.
Her heart raced, her cheeks burned, and it felt as if they weren't on a roller coaster at all.
Meanwhile, at the back of the roller coaster.
*Stab!*
A man pulled out a fruit knife and viciously stabbed the man sitting next to him in the chest.
"Argh!! You... you dare attack me here?!"
"Bastard!! I've had enough of you!!! Do you know why this roller coaster is called 'Hell of Despair'?! It's because we signed a life-and-death contract!! Killing you here is perfectly legal!!"
"What—?!"
...
"Ahhh!!!"
A woman, her face filled with terror, glanced sideways at her best friend, who had a twisted expression as she strangled her with a necklace.
"Nana... why... why...?"
"Hehe! Do you know how long I've waited for this day?! I finally tricked you onto this roller coaster!"
"Here! Killing you is perfectly legal!"
"Why...?"
"Do you remember the chubby girl you mocked in school? That... was me!!"
"What—?!"
...
...
"Mimi... why...?"
A woman looked at her pet cat in shock and sorrow as it suddenly attacked her.
The kitten licked its paw. "Meow! (You forced me to perform on live streams every day! Stop animal performances, you jerk!)"
"What—?!"
...
...
*Rumble rumble rumble—!*
After what felt like an eternity, the roller coaster slowly came to a stop at the platform.
Su Muwan's dazed eyes and heated emotions gradually calmed down.
She licked her lips, stepped off the roller coaster, and happily linked arms with Qin Luo, giggling. "Hehe, the roller coaster wasn't that scary after all."
"So, what should we do next?"
Qin Luo smiled and patted Su Muwan's head. "Let's grab something to eat first. For some reason, it felt like it rained earlier."
"Okay!"
Su Muwan nodded. Then, as an afterthought, she pointed at the roller coaster, which was now half red and half white, and asked in confusion, "Qin Luo, was the roller coaster this color when we got on?"
"And... why does it feel like there are fewer people now?"
Qin Luo glanced at it and blinked. "Maybe they got bored and jumped off early?"
"Huh! You can do that?"
"Of course. By the way, Miss, you're already at the Domain Realm. Why are you scared of weightlessness? Can't you fly?"
"Oh! You're right!"
The two walked away, chatting happily.
Meanwhile, the amusement park staff approached the roller coaster with buckets and mops. They stood with their hands on their hips, staring at the blood-red roller coaster.
One of them nervously swallowed. "Did those two just walk away like nothing happened?"
The other took a deep breath, equally shocked. "To leave so casually after such a massacre... That's Su Muwan for you!"
Just as they were thinking this...
"Hmph, so those two are Su Muwan and her lackey?"
"How interesting."
A sultry voice emerged from the shadows.
The two staff members shuddered and immediately turned around, bowing their heads in fear. "Miss Sakurada!"
"Relax. Since we've crossed paths with them, let me teach them a lesson."
"Outsiders daring to dream of taking over Cherry Blossom City? How laughable."
As the sultry voice faded away, the two staff members cautiously looked up.
They exchanged a glance, both seeing fear in each other's eyes.
Su Muwan, you're done for.
To be targeted by Miss Sakurada...
Not only will you die in this amusement park, but your lackey will also be tortured beyond recognition by Miss Sakurada!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
e vast world of cultivation, where he becomes the master of the Heavenly Ruins Sacred Hall, a dying old man with barely a tenth of his former cultivation remaining. He is immediately confronted with a deadly crisis: his subordinates have rebelled, and his protectors are forcing him to abdicate. At the critical moment, the system descends from the heavens: [Ding! The host has been detected facing a life-or-death crisis. The system is now officially activated!] [As a gift, you have received the Supreme Beginner’s Pack and awakened the ultimate cheat: ten thousand years of pure cultivation essence every second!] Yin Tianjue: “Wait… ten thousand years of cultivation every second? That’s six hundred thousand years a minute, and in one day… I can’t even calculate it. Either way, I’m already invincible!” You’re a peerless prodigy rarely seen in ten thousand years? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re an undying ancestor who has guarded a sacred land for countless ages? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. You’re the strongest chosen one, blessed with heaven-defying destiny? Sorry, I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. From this day forth, I have only one thing to say: “I gain ten thousand years of cultivation every second. Now, how exactly are you supposed to deal with that?”
