Amusement Park.
A roller coaster was rapidly ascending toward the sky.
"Ah——!!!"
"I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!!!"
"Why does it have to climb so high?!"
Su Muwan's pupils trembled in shock as she stared in disbelief at the roller coaster rising higher and higher.
The surrounding scenery had shrunk to the size of ants, and the phrase "soaring into the clouds" was no exaggeration.
This roller coaster... it really looked like it was going to plunge straight into the clouds!
Qin Luo, sitting beside her, explained, "This is to let martial artists relax and fully immerse themselves in the thrill of the ride."
"That's why this amusement park is dedicated to creating the most dangerous roller coaster, to show martial artists that even they can enjoy amusement park rides."
Su Muwan was stunned. "Hey! This is not the time for explanations!"
She looked at the roller coaster, which was about to reach its peak.
She knew it was about to plunge downward any second now.
"Qin! Qin Luo!"
Su Muwan quickly reached out, trying to grab Qin Luo's arm.
But...
Qin Luo deliberately dodged her, teasingly looking at her panicked expression. "Miss, I thought you weren't scared."
Su Muwan's expression froze. She glanced at the roller coaster, which was about to reach its zenith, and stammered, "Of course I'm not scared!"
Damn Qin Luo! How can he still argue with me at a time like this!
But forget it! At least I still have my seatbelt!
"Is that so? Well then, good luck, Miss. Oh, by the way," Qin Luo said, pulling at his waist's seatbelt in front of Su Muwan.
*Click!*
It easily came undone. He grinned. "This is a little surprise the amusement park prepared for martial artists. Turns out, the safety measures like seatbelts are useless. They come off with just a light tug."
Why didn't you say that earlier!!!
And what kind of surprise is this?!
Su Muwan's pupils trembled again.
She turned her head, on the verge of tears, and reached out her hand, shouting, "Luo Luo! Hand!"
Qin Luo smirked, a glint of amusement in his eyes. He extended his hand toward Su Muwan. "Want my hand, Miss?"
"Yes!"
"Then say, 'Qin Luo, Qin Luo, I love you the most!'"
Su Muwan: ???
She was momentarily stunned, forgetting her current predicament, but then...
Her pupils shook again as she looked at Qin Luo's smiling face with a mixture of embarrassment and frustration. "No! How can you bring this up at a time like this!"
"And how am I supposed to say something like that now?!"
Shaking with anger, Su Muwan thought, Qin Luo, you're definitely doing this on purpose!
How dare you bully me at a time like this!
"Oh well," Qin Luo said with a kind smile, retracting his hand. "Then you're on your own, Miss."
"You!"
*Clunk!*
The roller coaster stopped at its highest point.
Su Muwan looked down and immediately felt her vision darken.
She couldn't even see the ant-like scenery anymore—all she could see were the clouds!
How... how high is this thing?!
*Rumble!*
The roller coaster started moving again.
Should I say it? Should I really say it?
Su Muwan gulped. She glanced at the ground, then at Qin Luo's smug face.
Damn it!
Unable to hold back any longer, Su Muwan, with a mix of embarrassment and anger, reached out in a flash and grabbed Qin Luo's collar before he could react.
She stared at his slightly changed expression and shouted in shame, "You little Qin Luo!! What are you so smug about?!"
Qin Luo's expression shifted.
*Gasp!*
Why do I feel so weak all of a sudden? Miss, you're really something!
Oh no...
"Miss..."
He was about to speak.
But the next second.
"Mmm—!"
Seeing the roller coaster about to plummet, Su Muwan gritted her teeth, glared at Qin Luo, closed her eyes, and without hesitation, kissed him.
Out of sight, out of mind!
The next moment.
*Whoosh!*
The roller coaster shot downward like an arrow, the intense gravitational force making Qin Luo and Su Muwan almost lose control of their bodies.
But a gentle surge of spiritual energy kept them firmly seated.
*Whoosh whoosh whoosh!!*
Amid the screams and the roaring wind, Su Muwan, with her eyes closed and her face flushed, tightly gripped Qin Luo's collar.
Her heart was a mix of excitement and nervousness.
Time seemed to stand still.
*Pop~!*
Su Muwan pulled away from Qin Luo, glaring at him in embarrassment and shouting, "You little Qin Luo! How dare you threaten me!"
Her voice pierced through the wind, her emotions on the verge of exploding.
In that moment, Su Muwan seemed to have forgotten her fear of the roller coaster.
Qin Luo, regaining his composure, smirked and leaned forward.
He kissed her back.
"Mmm!"
Su Muwan's pupils trembled.
Qin Luo's kissing skills gradually made her lose herself.
She closed her eyes slightly, her thoughts momentarily blank.
Her heart raced, her cheeks burned, and it felt as if they weren't on a roller coaster at all.
Meanwhile, at the back of the roller coaster.
*Stab!*
A man pulled out a fruit knife and viciously stabbed the man sitting next to him in the chest.
"Argh!! You... you dare attack me here?!"
"Bastard!! I've had enough of you!!! Do you know why this roller coaster is called 'Hell of Despair'?! It's because we signed a life-and-death contract!! Killing you here is perfectly legal!!"
"What—?!"
...
"Ahhh!!!"
A woman, her face filled with terror, glanced sideways at her best friend, who had a twisted expression as she strangled her with a necklace.
"Nana... why... why...?"
"Hehe! Do you know how long I've waited for this day?! I finally tricked you onto this roller coaster!"
"Here! Killing you is perfectly legal!"
"Why...?"
"Do you remember the chubby girl you mocked in school? That... was me!!"
"What—?!"
...
...
"Mimi... why...?"
A woman looked at her pet cat in shock and sorrow as it suddenly attacked her.
The kitten licked its paw. "Meow! (You forced me to perform on live streams every day! Stop animal performances, you jerk!)"
"What—?!"
...
...
*Rumble rumble rumble—!*
After what felt like an eternity, the roller coaster slowly came to a stop at the platform.
Su Muwan's dazed eyes and heated emotions gradually calmed down.
She licked her lips, stepped off the roller coaster, and happily linked arms with Qin Luo, giggling. "Hehe, the roller coaster wasn't that scary after all."
"So, what should we do next?"
Qin Luo smiled and patted Su Muwan's head. "Let's grab something to eat first. For some reason, it felt like it rained earlier."
"Okay!"
Su Muwan nodded. Then, as an afterthought, she pointed at the roller coaster, which was now half red and half white, and asked in confusion, "Qin Luo, was the roller coaster this color when we got on?"
"And... why does it feel like there are fewer people now?"
Qin Luo glanced at it and blinked. "Maybe they got bored and jumped off early?"
"Huh! You can do that?"
"Of course. By the way, Miss, you're already at the Domain Realm. Why are you scared of weightlessness? Can't you fly?"
"Oh! You're right!"
The two walked away, chatting happily.
Meanwhile, the amusement park staff approached the roller coaster with buckets and mops. They stood with their hands on their hips, staring at the blood-red roller coaster.
One of them nervously swallowed. "Did those two just walk away like nothing happened?"
The other took a deep breath, equally shocked. "To leave so casually after such a massacre... That's Su Muwan for you!"
Just as they were thinking this...
"Hmph, so those two are Su Muwan and her lackey?"
"How interesting."
A sultry voice emerged from the shadows.
The two staff members shuddered and immediately turned around, bowing their heads in fear. "Miss Sakurada!"
"Relax. Since we've crossed paths with them, let me teach them a lesson."
"Outsiders daring to dream of taking over Cherry Blossom City? How laughable."
As the sultry voice faded away, the two staff members cautiously looked up.
They exchanged a glance, both seeing fear in each other's eyes.
Su Muwan, you're done for.
To be targeted by Miss Sakurada...
Not only will you die in this amusement park, but your lackey will also be tortured beyond recognition by Miss Sakurada!
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
