Cherry Blossom City.
District 11.
Inside Cherry Blossom Amusement Park.
"Miss, the map warns visitors that this amusement park has a thrill level of eight stars."
"It advises visitors with poor mental resilience to avoid the following attractions..."
Qin Luo, holding a park map, was about to remind Su Muwan, who was confidently walking ahead, when she suddenly stopped in her tracks.
She turned her head and glared at Qin Luo, "Qin Luo!"
Qin Luo paused, blinking in surprise.
Su Muwan took a deep breath, crossed her arms, and snorted lightly, "Do you think I'm a coward?"
"Who is destined to stand at the pinnacle of martial arts?"
"Who unified Jiangcheng?"
"Who dominated an entire era?"
"And who is the most beautiful girl in the world?"
Qin Luo was momentarily stunned. He looked at Su Muwan and replied, "Well, it's all you, Miss."
"But..."
"Is the last one really connected to the others?"
"Don't worry about that," Su Muwan coughed lightly, stepping forward to grab Qin Luo's arm. She then pointed at a nearby attraction and declared, "In any case! I, your Miss, fear nothing!"
"Let alone some measly amusement park!"
"So!"
"Qin Luo! Let's go on that ride!"
Qin Luo looked up at the attraction Su Muwan was pointing at.
Boom!!
A deafening sonic boom echoed through the air.
It was the amusement park's notorious roller coaster, [Hell's Despair], designed specifically for martial artists.
Qin Luo glanced at the excited Su Muwan and said, "Miss, but..."
"Ah! No buts!"
Su Muwan waved her hand dismissively, pulling Qin Luo toward the roller coaster with unwavering confidence. "I absolutely won't be scared!"
At the VIP queue entrance, Su Muwan wore a triumphant smile. She held her phone and turned to Qin Luo, saying smugly, "Hehe, Qin Luo, I know why you don't want to go."
"Oh? Why?"
"Because..."
Su Muwan, as if she had uncovered the truth, declared, "There's only one explanation! You're scared!!"
"So, I'm going to take some embarrassing photos of you later!"
Qin Luo: "......"
He fell silent for a moment, then looked at the overly confident Su Muwan and raised an eyebrow.
He stepped forward and—whoosh!—placed his hand on Su Muwan's head, smiling kindly. "Since you say so, Miss, I won't try to stop you."
"But don't start crying and screaming later."
Su Muwan, suppressed by Qin Luo's hand, blushed and retorted, "Hmph! As if a mere Qin Luo could scare me!"
Inside the roller coaster, a staff member approached, holding two documents. She handed them to Qin Luo and Su Muwan with a smile, "Hello, you two. Welcome to Hell's Despair. Please sign these liability waivers first."
Su Muwan took the document and skimmed through it. Essentially, it stated that if you died, don't blame the amusement park—it was your own fault for overestimating your abilities.
"?? Do we really have to sign this?"
Su Muwan slowly typed out a few question marks in her mind.
"That's right. The mortality rate is a bit high—uh, I mean, it's necessary," the staff member explained.
Wait, did I just hear "mortality rate is a bit high"?
Gulp.
Su Muwan swallowed hard, staring at the document in her hand. Surely not?
It's just a roller coaster. How scary could it be?
Qin Luo, who had already signed and handed his waiver back, teased the hesitant Su Muwan, "Miss, you're not scared, are you?"
?
Hey! My competitive spirit!
"Hmph!"
"I'll sign it!"
Su Muwan quickly scribbled her name and handed the waiver back, then turned to Qin Luo with a smirk, "Qin Luo, don't start crying and begging to get off later!"
Qin Luo chuckled, "Miss."
"Hmm? You can still back out now, you know?"
"What I mean is, if you get scared, you can hide in my arms."
"You! I would never do something so embarrassing!"
.....
......
At the Alliance Headquarters.
Service Counter.
"Ugh, what's going on these days?"
"How could Miss Yiyi get fired just like that?"
Two headquarters employees propped their chins on their hands, staring blankly at the ceiling.
They couldn't believe it.
How could someone as gentle, kind, and understanding as Miss Yiyi be fired just like that?
"The Alliance is truly evil!"
"Well, I heard she got a severance package, so at least they're somewhat decent."
"Decent or not... we'll never get to enjoy Miss Yiyi's daily desserts or hear her warm greetings again."
As they chatted, suddenly—
"Excuse me, is this the service counter?"
A sweet voice reached their ears, followed by a basket placed in front of them.
The two were startled, then looked up and froze.
Standing before them was a sweet-looking woman in a white dress.
"Y-yes, it is..."
They quickly straightened up, "How can we help you?"
Su Bailian flashed a bright, pearly smile, her eyes twinkling like stars, capable of melting hearts in an instant. She said cheerfully, "Great, I finally found you."
Found... us?
The two blushed as they looked at the radiant Su Bailian.
What's going on? Why does my heart feel so fluttery all of a sudden?
"Hello, my name is Su Bailian. You can call me Lianlian," she said softly, her voice dripping with sweetness, as if every word was coated in honey. She explained, "I just made some pastries and wanted to give them to you as a gift for joining the Alliance."
"Just joined the Alliance?"
The two swallowed hard, then looked at Su Bailian in surprise. "You're the rumored newbie?!"
"Yup!"
Su Bailian nodded, her gaze flitting between the two like a delicate flower swaying gently, exuding innocence and charm. "Lianlian just joined the Alliance and isn't very familiar with things here. So, I was wondering if you two could show me around?"
"Ah... of course."
Su Bailian quickly waved her hands, "If you're busy, it's fine..."
"Not busy at all!"
"Lianlian, you came to the right people! We know every nook and cranny of the Alliance!"
The two immediately stood up and eagerly stepped out from behind the counter, their eyes filled with delight as they looked at Su Bailian.
Gasp!
What's happening?
How can there be such an adorable girl in the world?
Up close, her pitiful, endearing aura is even more overwhelming!
I think... I might be falling in love!
"That's wonderful!"
Su Bailian replied with apparent joy.
But in reality...
Hehe, what idiots.
Perfect opportunity to scope out the internal structure of the headquarters!
By the way...
Su Bailian thought to herself, I wonder how Su Muwan and Qin Luo are doing with their little amusement park adventure.
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
mance] After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lin Qi lived as an utterly ordinary herbalist in the countryside. One day, he kindly brought home a sickly, beautiful girl covered in blood. They married in a flash and began their blissful, intimate life together. Right then, his long-delayed system finally activated. [Warning! Host detected in contact with the "Crimson Calamity," the world-ending witch!] Lin Qi looked at the adorable wife currently curled in his arms, who couldn't even open a jar lid and trembled at the sight of a mouse. Lin Qi: "System, are you insane? This is clearly just a weak and delicate sickly girl!" Thus, Lin Qi treated the system as a "Contrast System," where taking care of his wife made him stronger. Combing his wife's hair rewarded him with [Free Attribute Points]. Taking his wife out for sunshine rewarded him with [Forbidden Spell: Arcane Explosion]. Lin Qi: "This soft life tastes so good!" ... Yet, in the eyes of outsiders: The strongest Beastkin Assassin: "That man dissected a Beast King with a common skinning knife! That was a show of force towards the powerful!" The Holy Son of the Radiant Church: "I infiltrated his home as a tutor, but he had me babysit the children... He must have seen through my disguise!" The World-Ending Witch, Felucia: "I hid all the way in the countryside. How is it that the husband I married on a whim is stronger than I was at my peak?"
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
