Three women make a play, so Jiang Che couldn't even begin to imagine the scene of four top-tier fairies gathered together.
However, he had already greased his soles and slipped away.
"Congratulations, Jiang Che, you've bagged yourself another peerless beauty!"
A sour voice rang by Jiang Che's ear.
A small head popped out, looking at Jiang Che with intense resentment.
"What peerless beauty? I'm pretty face-blind, I can't tell beauty from ugliness," Jiang Che said as he popped a grape into his mouth, leaning over to kiss Yu Wan'er's tender cheek.
"Hehe... can't tell beauty from ugliness, right? I heard that the Sow Immortal Lord from the demon race has been madly obsessed with you. Why don't you marry her and bring her home?" Yu Wan'er shot Jiang Che a provocative look.
Sow Immortal Lord...
Jiang Che cursed inwardly.
As a handsome guy, being secretly admired was perfectly normal. But the thought of being crushed on by a humanoid titan who looked like a sow and weighed a full five thousand pounds was enough to make anyone's skin crawl. After all, he had accidentally caught a glimpse of that Sow Immortal Lord's appearance once, and he almost threw up his overnight dinner.
"Get lost! I think you're itching for a spanking! If I really married that Sow Immortal Lord and brought her home, you'd be the first one to throw a fit, believe it or not?"
"Hmph, I'd ask for nothing more. Someone with that kind of tonnage could properly crush a bastard like you!"
"Right, right, tell me! Why is Sister Yaoyao pregnant?!!!" Yu Wan'er finally remembered her main objective.
"Why is she pregnant? Good luck in pregnancy, I guess? How should I know?" Jiang Che spread his hands, feigning complete innocence.
Yu Wan'er gnashed her teeth and reached out her two small hands to tickle Jiang Che's waist.
"What's the matter? You saw Ye Mengyao get pregnant, and now you want to have a baby too?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
"Bah!" As if her secret thoughts had been exposed, the ahoge on the girl's head stood straight up!
"I'm not that idiot Ye Mengyao! I would never have your baby, keep dreaming!"
"Perfect, I wasn't planning on letting you have one anyway."
[Ding! Host has trolled Yu Wan'er, awarding 200 million points.]
Tsk tsk tsk, being a tsundere ruins lives!
Yu Wan'er's mentality exploded.
"Fine then! Even if I grow old, die, and go through menopause, I will never have your child!"
[Idiot, idiot, massive idiot!!!]
In Yu Wan'er's heart, Jiang Che was already a dead man!
...
Jiang Che yawned; Yu Wan'er had already fallen fast asleep.
"Stinky... stinky bastard, I don't want to have your babies..." Yu Wan'er muttered in her sleep.
Logically speaking, cultivators rarely slept, let alone dreamed. However, girls like Yu Wan'er who came from the mortal realm had been protected far too well by Jiang Che. Their cultivation bases had advanced by leaps and bounds, and while their immortal dao strength was formidable, they couldn't even cast a proper spell.
Jiang Che raised a hand and pinched Yu Wan'er's cheek. The girl's small face had grown a bit rounder recently; she was well-fed by Jiang Che, and her previously skinny little face now had some baby fat.
"Heh, no sleeping posture at all."
Jiang Che grumbled. Yu Wan'er was notorious for her terrible sleeping habits; you couldn't be sure her toes wouldn't end up in your mouth in the middle of the night.
But Jiang Che understood Yu Wan'er well enough. This girl was probably getting a little anxious lately.
So he mixed a few grams of real gold into a pile of brass.
......
Just as Jiang Che was partying every night, so caught up in pleasure that he forgot about everything else, the Evil Spirit Plane descended upon the desolate borders of the Demon Realm once again.
Only this time, the Nine Heavens cultivators at the desolate borders were like scattered sand; almost all the high-level combatants had fled.
"Quick... quickly go invite Young Master Jiang!" A Half-Immortal powerhouse's face turned pale with fright.
Nowadays, Palace Master Tianchan had darkened and vanished, and Immortal Venerable Yunya had also disappeared... Er, wait, no, both of them were by Young Master Jiang's side enjoying domestic bliss, so they probably wouldn't be able to attend to the border battlefield.
So, calling anyone else wasn't as good as calling Young Master Jiang directly!
"Go quickly! Quickly summon Young Master Jiang!!!"
Even Jiang Ruoxu, who was exploring for treasure and grinding dungeons at the Demon Realm's borders, was dumbfounded.
"Young Master Ruoxu, you can definitely contact Young Master Jiang, right? Right now, only..."
Jiang Ruoxu was currently livestreaming and showing off. Nowadays, he only needed to hang Jiang Che's name in his stream to attract countless viewers.
"I..."
Like hell he could contact Jiang Che!
According to his guesses, his stallion of an older brother spent at least 2300 hours out of a 24-hour day immersed in the gentle embrace of women.
What? You ask why there are over two thousand hours in a day?
He had seen it with his own eyes: to be able to take care of every sister-in-law, Jiang Che activated a grand time array, turning one day into a hundred days.
Jiang Che had indeed given him his contact info, but that didn't mean you could actually reach the guy.
It was like how the phone number for the mayor's office at city hall is public, but try calling it and see if the line isn't busy.
"Hmph, an Evil Spirit invasion. I, Jiang Ruoxu, have but one sword, capable of moving mountains, severing rivers..."
Jiang Ruoxu pretended not to know, continuing to show off on his own; the Evil Spirit invasion had nothing to do with him anyway.
His current sub-system had been personally upgraded by Jiang Che, just one step away from the Family Edition sub-system. If Jiang Ruoxu were a girl... even as a female cousin, Jiang Che would have integrated her as a member of the Family System. It was just a pity... he was a man.
But a sub-system of this caliber was already enough. To say it without exaggeration... the true status of Jiang Ruoxu's current show-off system... was absolutely not much lower than the legendary Great Dao-level systems.
Its life-saving methods were endless.
"Ahem, everyone please watch, my immortal dao killer move, Ten Thousand Swords Returning to the Origin..."
[Return your ass! Hurry up and call Young Master Jiang to save the day!]
[This is seriously terrifying! Is the Evil Spirit Plane launching a full-scale invasion again? Now that Palace Master Tianchan is gone... the entire Nine Heavens is a mess of scattered sand. How are we supposed to fight against the Evil Spirit Plane!]
Looking at the stream's chat box full of people cursing him, Jiang Ruoxu was furious.
"Ahem, I'm more anxious than you guys, okay? I already contacted my brother just now, but you all know how it is. My brother recently took in two new sisters-in-law, Palace Master Tianchan and Immortal Venerable Yunya. They're in their honeymoon phase right now... I'm afraid it's hard for him to slip away."
Jiang Ruoxu knew exactly how to enrage these foolish viewers.
[NO!!! My Palace Master Tianchan and Immortal Venerable Yunya!!]
[I have an 8 AM class, why did you have to bring that up! This Jiang Che really deserves to die!]
[Jiang Che, I'm begging you, can you let Palace Master Tianchan and Immortal Venerable Yunya go? You already have so many women!]
Jiang Ruoxu scoffed inwardly. He knew very well... his older brother also had a troll system. He just wondered if trolling these foolish viewers in his stream... would generate points for his brother?
He didn't demand that Jiang Che give him any good items; as long as he remembered this favor, it would be fine.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."
