"Your husband can help you!"
Tian Chan fell into a daze after hearing Jiang Che's words. Jiang Che actually wanted to help her?
Was he going to help her wipe out the evil spirit menace?
Jiang Che had that imperial daughter by his side. If the daughter of the Heavenly Emperor took action... with the origin of the Great Dao of Destiny, it would be enough to crush all the evil spirits in the entire borderlands of the Demon Realm. As long as she didn't encounter that Evil Empress Ji Qingyi, she was practically invincible!
"Hehe... you don't need to ask about your husband's methods. Come, come... haven't you been saying you felt unwell these past few days? Let your husband check your pulse."
Jiang Che said with a cheeky smile.
Then he was shocked!
Tian Chan was actually... actually pregnant???
No way, sister? Is your luck in getting pregnant this good???
"Uh..." Jiang Che's mouth twitched. "Chan'er... as a Supreme Immortal Emperor, didn't you notice anything unusual about your body?"
Tian Chan frowned slightly, then nodded. "I noticed. There seems to be something even more terrifying than the power of evil spirits in my body. Even if I try my hardest to refine it, I can't expel it!"
"Pfft—" Jiang Che couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Chan'er... you... you are so stupid that it's actually kind of cute!"
A dignified Supreme Immortal Emperor didn't even know she was pregnant, and she even tried to refine it?
Refine my ass!
"Chan'er, do you know you're pregnant?"
Tian Chan went completely numb in an instant, blinking her big eyes blankly.
[Beep! Host has tricked Tian Chan, rewarding 2 billion points.]
In an instant, an unparalleled sense of fear surged in Tian Chan's heart.
Why would she be pregnant???
Tian Chan slowly moved her terrified gaze down to her lower abdomen. Beneath her white, jade-like skin and well-proportioned figure, a new life was actually gestating inside?
But—how was this possible???
"Jiang... Jiang Che, this isn't true, right? How could I possibly be pregnant?"
Tian Chan was truly losing it. Of course, she didn't want to have Jiang Che's child. Her heart and eyes were completely filled with her junior sister Yun Ya right now. Jiang Che was merely a reality of life, while Yun Ya was her ideal. How could she give birth to Jiang Che's child!
"Heh... don't worry, Yun Ya will be soon too. I'll try to make sure your pregnancies overlap."
Jiang Che was playing the shameless card to the max, silencing Tian Chan with a single sentence.
Tian Chan was caught in a dilemma. Since she was already pregnant... she definitely couldn't abort the fetus. That would go against the righteous path she had always upheld.
But the thought of actually giving birth to Jiang Che's child... felt incredibly absurd to her.
...
Jiang Che still posted a photo of himself embracing both women on the Nine Heavens Network.
In the picture, Jiang Che had his left arm around Tian Chan and his right arm around the soundly sleeping Yun Ya, leaning in to kiss Tian Chan's cheek... Tian Chan's face was full of disgust, making it obvious at a glance that she was being coerced.
The caption read: "To resurrect Yun Ya, I have traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers!"
Jiang Che's popularity in the Nine Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms was extremely high, especially now... almost every day, the top trending searches were about him.
As soon as the post was published, almost all the cultivators in the Nine Heavens fell silent.
Then came... a chorus of wailing and despair!
[Jiang Che, I %#^%^^&@(#@) your mom!]
[No!!! Palace Master Tian Chan and Immortal Venerable Yun Ya... this damn dog, he's such a freaking beast!]
[A beast, an absolute beast! You already have so many women, why don't you know when to stop? The grudge of stealing our wives is irreconcilable!]
[I'm so furious. At first, I admired the Qingqiu Princess Bai Susu, but Jiang Che took her away. Later, I fell for the Lunar Holy Maiden... and Jiang Che took her away too. I really—]
[Did you guys see the reluctance on Palace Master Tian's face? She was clearly coerced!]
[That's not right. Palace Master Tian is now a Supreme Immortal Emperor. How could Jiang Che coerce her?]
[I get it! Jiang Che has the ability to resurrect Immortal Venerable Yun Ya, so he used resurrecting her as a condition to coerce Palace Master Tian into submitting!]
Countless Nine Heavens cultivators had mental breakdowns.
"Jiejiejie—Your young master just loves seeing you all in this state of incompetent rage, hating my guts but unable to do anything about it."
Inside the immortal boat, Jiang Che let out an evil laugh, his smile particularly demonic.
...
"Sister Tian Chan, are you pregnant?"
After waking up, Yun Ya continued to play the role of an amnesiac, innocent little white lotus, but she was getting a bit anxious too.
How could Tian Chan get pregnant before her?!!!
She had been planning to get pregnant herself... and then continue to make her senior sister Tian Chan lose her mind. But now... she was the one losing her mind first?
If Tian Chan really ended up falling completely in love with Jiang Che because of a baby, where would that leave her?
"Mm... yes," Tian Chan looked at Yun Ya's innocent eyes and breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, junior sister Yun Ya had lost her memory, otherwise it would have been truly awkward.
"Congratulations, Sister Tian Chan. I've actually always wanted a baby with our husband too, but my belly just hasn't cooperated..."
Yun Ya's words sounded so harsh and piercing in Tian Chan's ears.
Tian Chan pulled Yun Ya into her embrace. "You have forgotten everything. You don't need to bear children for anyone for now. Otherwise, once your memory awakens... you will be in immense pain."
Yun Ya nodded as if she understood but didn't.
No one knew her own heart better than she did.
She did indeed still love Tian Chan, but her feelings for her senior sister Tian Chan were a love born from a twisted and deformed obsession.
However, her feelings for Jiang Che leaned more toward reality. After interacting with him so many times, she now truly wanted to give birth to a baby for Jiang Che, establishing the most intimate bond between them.
[Beep! Host has tricked Tian Chan, rewarding 2 billion points.]
...
"I'm exhausted."
Jiang Che took a few rare breaths and supported his lower back. He had really been treated like a stud horse lately, it was too damn agonizing.
"I'll take a quick nap first." Jiang Che sprawled out on the large bed, happily rolling around a couple of times.
For Jiang Che, a bed without a girl on it was like the sun rising in the west.
But soon, Jiang Che noticed that something felt slightly off.
"Holy crap, what the hell crawled into my bed!"
Jiang Che violently yanked back the blankets.
Then, he saw a fluffy little red ball on the bed. It was none other than the little demon god, Huang Feiyan.
"Get lost right now! Otherwise, your young master will use you to wipe his ass, believe it or not?"
Jiang Che's words were incredibly vulgar.
Huang Feiyan didn't speak; she simply began to transform!
Instantly, the entire room was enveloped in holy light.
Within the holy light, a petite and cute figure faintly and hazily appeared. Even through the holy light, it left Jiang Che staring in a daze.
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
