"Wh... who are you?"
Tian Chan's eyes instantly lost focus. Looking at Yunya in front of her, she felt completely dizzy and overwhelmed.
"I am your Senior Sister Tian Chan!" Tian Chan said with a trembling voice.
"Senior Sister Tian Chan?" Yunya blinked twice, then innocently shook her head. "I don't know, never heard of you."
Then, Yunya's gaze shifted to Jiang Che, who was standing behind Tian Chan. A bright gleam flashed in her eyes as she got up, ran past Tian Chan, and threw herself into Jiang Che's arms.
"Husband, you're finally here! Who is this big sister? Is she a new sister you found? She's so pretty!"
Jiang Che: "......"
What in the world was going on? Even Jiang Che was dumbfounded for a moment.
But he quickly figured it out. Looking down, he indeed caught the sly glint in Yunya's eyes.
Fuck!
He knew Yunya wasn't that kind-hearted. How could she agree to meet Tian Chan so readily? It was premeditated all along.
This woman was still torturing Tian Chan!
[Beep! Host has screwed over Tian Chan. Rewarded 2 billion points.]
Jiang Che: "???"
What the hell, how does this count as my doing?
This was clearly Yunya's own doing, what did it have to do with him?
He was seriously more wronged than Dou E.
"Husband... I like this big sister!"
Yunya turned around and gave a sweet smile, revealing a row of perfectly white teeth, looking innocent and adorable.
To be honest, Jiang Che admired her. With how fast she changed faces, it would be a crime if she didn't win the award for the Best Actress of the Nine Heavens.
Hearing Yunya's words, Tian Chan's heart trembled even more.
Has Junior Sister Yunya lost her memory?
"I... I am our husband's woman. My name is Tian Chan, and I am your senior sister."
Tian Chan walked up to Yunya. Of course, it never crossed her mind that Yunya might be faking amnesia to trick her.
"Senior sister?" Yunya looked a bit lost and glanced at Jiang Che. "Do... do I have a senior sister? I only remember my husband."
Tian Chan held her breath, looking at Jiang Che.
[Jiang... Husband, has Junior Sister Yunya lost her memory? Why has she forgotten me?]
She directly sent a telepathic message to Jiang Che to ask.
[Uh... probably? Resurrecting an Immortal Venerable is a heaven-defying method. The resurrected person inevitably has to lose something, otherwise, it might incur the jealousy of the heavens...]
Jiang Che lied without blushing or skipping a beat, making it as smooth as silk.
"Oh..."
Tian Chan's eyes looked somewhat disappointed.
"That's fine. It's for the best. It's good that she forgot those unpleasant memories, so she won't have to feel the pain anymore."
Tian Chan comforted herself aloud. After all, the only thing she had ever brought to Junior Sister Yunya was pain.
"Alright then... let's get to know each other anew." Tian Chan took the initiative to reach out her hand. "Let's treat everything from the past as a fresh start. From today onwards, I am no longer the Master of the Dao Palace, nor am I your senior sister. I am nothing more than a concubine by Young Master Jiang's side. We are sisters!"
Yunya: "......"
Jiang Che: "......"
Knowing Yunya, this girl would probably pull a third stunt. Following the fake death and amnesia, there would definitely be a memory recovery phase. Her main goal was repeated torture, treating the poor girl Tian Chan like a meat patty—frying her on one side and then flipping her over to fry the other.
Torturing little Tian Chan until she was senseless.
He figured Tian Chan would completely break down once she found out the truth, but fortunately, she had him, Jiang Che, to dote on her.
"N-nice to meet you, Sister Tian... Tian Chan." Yunya reached out her small hand, looking a bit hesitant and uncertain.
"Oh, come on, we're all family from now on. Why so formal?"
Jiang Che directly grabbed Tian Chan's hand with his left hand and held Yunya's slender wrist with his right.
It gave off the vibe of Liu, Guan, and Zhang taking their oath in the Peach Garden. However, Young Master Jiang wasn't interested in brotherly bonds. Was there any need to guess what he liked?
[Beep! Host has screwed over Tian Chan. Rewarded 2 billion points.]
[Beep! Host has screwed over Yunya. Rewarded 2 billion points.]
Both women were playing dumb while knowing the truth, and either way, Young Master Jiang would be the one reaping the benefits!
......
A few days later.
"Husband, since Yunya has been resurrected, you should quickly announce the news to the public. You are currently being heavily criticized by many people on the Nine Heavens Network."
Tian Chan said, handing over a crystal screen filled with comments cursing Jiang Che for his inaction.
[What bullshit Young Master Jiang? I think he's just a coward. His own woman was humiliated to the point of committing suicide, and he does nothing? Heh—]
[If I were Immortal Venerable Yunya's man, I would have charged into the Evil Spirit Realm to avenge her long ago. Even if I couldn't win in the end... I'd still be willing to join her in the afterlife.]
[Are you a fucking idiot, upstairs? Jiang Che has so many women... how could he possibly go blow himself up in the Evil Spirit Realm for just one woman? You're overthinking it.]
[It's hateful and lamentable. Immortal Venerable Yunya followed the wrong man after all, and now Palace Master Tian Chan's whereabouts are unknown too...]
"Here, take a look..." Tian Chan tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. Ever since taking that final step with Jiang Che, her aura had gradually become more mature.
"Heh—" Jiang Che scoffed. "Would a Heavenly Azure Dragon feel angry because of the clamoring of ants?"
Tian Chan's eyes widened in slight surprise. It turned out that beneath Jiang Che's cynical exterior lay a supreme heart that looked down upon all living beings. He was indeed a man worthy of being recognized by the Supreme Dao Origin.
"Of course it would!" Jiang Che's sudden remark almost made Tian Chan snap her slender waist in shock.
Afterwards, Jiang Che scooped Tian Chan up in his arms and walked over to the side of the bed, where Yunya was sleeping.
As immortal cultivators, Tian Chan and Yunya had long since reached the stage of abstaining from mortal food. But ever since they got together with Jiang Che... even fairies untouched by worldly desires had to obediently fall into the mortal realm.
With one in each arm, Jiang Che turned his head and kissed Tian Chan's cheek. "Chan'er... make an expression for me."
Tian Chan frowned. "What expression?"
"Like a look of reluctance, very unwilling, as if I'm forcing you. About four parts tsundere, three parts disdain, two parts fury, and one part secret delight."
Tian Chan: "......"
"Click—"
Jiang Che decisively took a snapshot, revealing an evil smirk. Young Master Jiang had a wide range of hobbies, and one of them was flaming netizens online, especially enjoying the sight of them losing their minds.
However, Tian Chan panicked. "H-husband, you can't take a picture of this!"
"Why not?" Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
"I... I am the Palace Master of the Heavenly Dao Palace..."
"That was in the past. Now, you are just a woman by my side," Jiang Che said slowly.
Tian Chan suddenly realized it then, recognizing her new identity. "Okay..."
That's right, she was no longer the leader of the righteous path, just one of the girls warming Jiang Che's bed.
"However... if you want to continue defending the righteous path, your husband wouldn't disagree either," Jiang Che licked his lips.
"N-no need," Tian Chan gave a relieved smile. "The cultivators of the Nine Heavens are completely scattered now, and it will be almost impossible to unite them again. Although my current cultivation is enough to suppress a few Evil Emperors from the Evil Spirit Plane, our overall strength is still far inferior to theirs..."
"Your husband can help you!" Jiang Che said with a smile.
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