The Master of the Drunken Immortal Pavilion

"That's not right. Jiang Che, this doesn't fit your personality at all, does it?"

Yu Wan'er rested her chin on her hands, sizing up Jiang Che as he cooked for them, suspicion rising in her heart.

What kind of lustful person was Jiang Che? Moreover, he always loved the new and tired of the old. She had specifically made time for him to fool around... and he actually didn't?

Something was wrong!

Something was twelve out of ten parts wrong!

Furthermore, she had met that Heavenly Fox Immortal Venerable. She was absolutely the most beautiful woman she had ever seen, bar none!

The beauty of the Heavenly Fox Immortal Venerable was no longer limited to mere appearance and figure; it had reached an entirely different realm. Especially the power of charm radiating from her, it was enough to drive any man in the world crazy.

Even she couldn't muster up any jealousy, so that vixen's tricks could absolutely mesmerize Jiang Che until his head spun and his vision blurred.

Jiang Che had zero self-control when it came to beautiful women, yet now he had actually managed to escape from that vixen's tender embrace?

It was simply unbelievable!

"What? Don't be fooled by my usual lustful appearance. In reality, I'm just deliberately hiding my true capabilities, understand?" Jiang Che spoke up.

"Nobody is perfect. I am already so handsome, so wealthy, and possess such heaven-defying means that I can be called the most perfect man in the world. If I didn't deliberately show a few flaws, wouldn't everyone in the world die of jealousy?"

Yu Wan'er was speechless.

She had to admit, when it came to being thick-skinned, if Jiang Che claimed to be second, absolutely no one would dare claim to be first.

Hiding his capabilities?

What kind of self-control did he have?

Even in the past, when Jiang Che's methods weren't this terrifying, she had never seen him exhibit any self-control.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, whatever you say is right," Yu Wan'er stuck out her little tongue, her face full of disdain.

How was this man becoming more and more shameless?

"By the way, my master possesses the ancient Heavenly Fox bloodline, which is a primeval Extreme Yin bloodline. Moreover, her cultivation has already reached the realm of a Five-Tribulation Immortal Venerable, equivalent to a Five-Tribulation Immortal Venerable with a Lunar Immortal Body. Husband, you are only at the Nirvana stage... how could you possibly be with my master..."

Bai Qingxian seemed to think of certain possibilities and asked in confusion.

Their levels of life were completely different. It was like a little ant forcibly trying to carry a sack of rice up to the seventh floor—fundamentally unrealistic!

The entertainment industry in the Nine Heavens was highly developed, frequently producing various explosive film and television works, such as The Aloof Immortal Venerable Falls in Love with Me, The Domineering Immortal Emperor: Marriage First, Love Later, and A Down-and-Out Youth Won't Meet a Cold Female Immortal Lord...

However, true cultivators scoffed at them. When the difference in cultivation realms was too vast, there would be a massive gap in their life origins.

Whether male or female cultivators, they all emphasized the harmony of Yin and Yang forces. Generally speaking... becoming Dao companions with a difference of one or two major realms was not a big problem; the weaker party might even receive blessings. But if the difference in realms was immense... like Jiang Che's situation, a Nirvana stage cultivation and a Five-Tribulation Immortal Venerable... his immortal dao origin would be directly drained dry.

One must know, Jiang Che possessed a Dual Extreme Yang Immortal Body. The vigorous Extreme Yang energy within his body was comparable to that of a Great Emperor.

Even so, he was completely overwhelmed by the White Fox Immortal Venerable, so the plots in those movies and TV shows could never possibly happen.

Let alone the drama of an aloof Immortal Venerable falling in love with someone, a mortal body simply couldn't withstand the might of an immortal. The most likely outcome would be exploding and dying.

"Ahem, your young master is strong and sturdy. What can a mere vixen do to me?" Jiang Che laughed disdainfully.

"The food is ready, let's eat everyone!" Jiang Che tried to change the subject. He couldn't exactly admit that he was no match for Bai Susu, could he?

Men all cared about their pride, especially in front of their own women.

Saying this, Jiang Che served up countless exquisitely presented delicacies.

After Long Qianqiu picked up a piece of soy-braised dragon liver and put it into her mouth, her eyes narrowed slightly.

"The taste is very good, on par with the Drunken Immortal Pavilion."

The Drunken Immortal Pavilion was the top restaurant in the Nine Heavens and Ten Thousand Realms, with branches spread all over. It recruited countless chefs, and the chefs within its faction were divided into nine ranks from bottom to top. Rumor had it that the founder of the Drunken Immortal Pavilion was a Six-Tribulation Immortal Emperor who had already integrated the Great Dao of Food.

"Oh? Then what rank would my culinary skills be?" Jiang Che rested his chin on his hand and asked.

"Hmm... hmm... probably at the level of a fifth-rank chef!" Long Qianqiu pondered for a moment before speaking.

"Hmm? Only fifth-rank!"

Young Master Jiang was a bit displeased. Where was his cooking inferior to those cooks?

This girl Long Qianqiu really didn't know how to speak. He would have to punish her another day.

"Well, I used to be a regular at the Drunken Immortal Pavilion," Long Qianqiu said seriously. "When I used to travel around and explore the Nine Heavens... I did a bit of research into gourmet food."

"Moreover, I am a four-star member of the Drunken Immortal Pavilion, with a cumulative spending of over a thousand saint-grade spirit stones..."

He almost forgot, as the former Dragon Princess of the Dragon Clan, Long Qianqiu still had a lot of wealth in her private treasury.

"Of course, I have at most only tasted dishes made by a seventh-rank Culinary Saint. That taste still makes me linger on the memory even today. It's really hard to imagine... that an immortal ingredient could actually produce such a flavor." Saying this, Long Qianqiu licked the corners of her lips.

After she said this, the food in Jiang Che's hands suddenly didn't seem as appetizing.

"Jiang Che, I want to eat that..." Xiao An'an tugged at Jiang Che's sleeve. Better than what Jiang Che made?

Just hearing about it made one's mouth water wildly.

"Jiang Che, I have never begged you for anything..." Xiao An'an's voice was hesitant.

She was a massive foodie. From the very beginning, she had been tricked into his hands by Jiang Che using food, and now, for a bite of something delicious, she didn't even care about her pride.

Jiang Che gently rubbed his forehead. "Forget it, it just so happens that I need to get out for some fresh air, so I'll take you all out to broaden your horizons!"

"Oh yeah!" Xiao An'an instantly broke into a smile, so happy she was about to jump up and down.

Consequently, Jiang Che took his whole family and headed straight for the Drunken Immortal Pavilion.

"Jiang Che, the Drunken Immortal Pavilion is divided into three tiers Heaven, Earth, and Mortal just like the Destiny Association. There are nine Drunken Heaven Pavilions in total, and each one has a ninth-rank Culinary Immortal presiding over it. We can go taste a Culinary Immortal's craftsmanship!" Long Qianqiu directly urged Jiang Che.

How could she have ever afforded a Culinary Immortal's cooking in the past?

One must know, when a Culinary Immortal took action... the price of any random dish started at immortal-grade spirit stones, and one still had to wait in line. She heard that the reservation numbers for the master of the Drunken Immortal Pavilion were already booked until ten thousand years later.

"Let's go! We're heading straight to the Drunken Heaven Pavilion in the Central Imperial Heaven!" Jiang Che waved his hand grandly. Young Master Jiang would foot the bill for everything!

"Woohoo!" The girls were all in very good spirits. After following Jiang Che... aside from the days being extremely grueling in certain aspects, there really were no downsides.

While possessing endless lifespans, they could also enjoy the pleasures of immortality. Almost all immortal beings in the world would watch helplessly as the people they knew slowly died and withered away, ultimately leaving them all alone once again to endure the loneliness of endless years.

But Jiang Che wouldn't. He and everyone around him had been granted immortality, and an immortality that wielded absolute power at that.

Everything was just too easily attainable for him; only then did eternal life truly have flavor.