"I am sorry, Palace Master Tian, our young master has gone out to travel the mountains and rivers."
Tian Chan traveled thousands of miles carrying heavy treasures to the Jiang family, trying to find Jiang Che for a talk, only to learn that Jiang Che had already left.
"I will leave an avatar here. If Young Master Jiang returns, I can go find him." Tian Chan wore a snow-white robe, a trace of sorrow on her handsome face. Even when presenting herself as a male, her appearance was beautifully androgynous.
Tian Chan left an avatar behind, and then her true body departed from the place.
"Sigh, Palace Master Tian must have come for the life-extending immortal pill! But we can't find the young master right now either!"
The Jiang family immortals sighed helplessly. Jiang Che was currently traveling and enjoying the scenery everywhere. While the front lines at the desolate borders of the Nine Heavens were engaged in fierce battles that eclipsed the sun and moon, Jiang Che was immersed in a land of tender romance in the rear day after day. Oh, this damn sense of happiness!
...
"Jiang Che, why aren't you at home keeping your vixen sister company?"
"Hmph!"
Yu Wan'er crossed her arms over her chest, glaring at Jiang Che with a tsundere look. She knew it... the moment she and her sisters went out to play, this dog of a man Jiang Che would definitely cheat, and sure enough, he did!
But at the end of the day, it was still her who had taken the lead in making a concession.
Because Jiang Che had too many women around him. If everyone gathered together... there would definitely be incidents of people not getting along in the future. A woman's heart is like a needle at the bottom of the ocean, after all. So she discussed it with Long Qianqiu and a few other girls, and they directly chose to mount their horses, leave the city, and go sightseeing, leaving some intimate space for Jiang Che and the other girls.
She, little Yu, had really broken her heart worrying about this precarious big family.
"Jiang Che... did you conquer my master???"
Bai Qingxian immediately came over as soon as she saw Jiang Che, her eyes full of gossip, completely unable to suppress the crazy upward curve of the corners of her mouth.
"How did you know?" Jiang Che's eyes widened.
"Hubby... was your brain sucked away by the vixen along with your vital essence? We can all see it in the shared family members list!"
Long Qianqiu walked out, holding the seven or eight-year-old Gu Xian'er in her arms... The little girl was dressed very exquisitely, with her hair tied in two Nezha-like buns, and two pink-blue bows that perfectly matched her blue hair.
"Uh..." Jiang Che sweatdropped, almost forgetting about this matter.
"Hehe, Hubby, you're really awesome! You were actually able to conquer my master, such a lofty immortal venerable!" Bai Qingxian gave Jiang Che a thumbs-up.
Her own man was truly the best!
While she was still agonizing over how to get her husband to conquer her master, he had secretly captured the city and plundered the fortress all on his own.
"Um... Hubby, how does my master look? Hehe... she must be soft and fragrant, right? Wuu wuu wuu... I can't even imagine how soft and tender my master's fox tail is." Bai Qingxian covered her cheeks, looking unbearably shy, the white fox tail behind her swaying uncontrollably.
This girl more or less had a bit of a yuri tendency.
After all, as a peerless beautiful girl, the second most beautiful woman on the contemporary Nine Heavens Beauty Ranking, only the quintuplet girls of the Five Elements Immortal Emperor could suppress her in terms of reputation. But the quintuplet attribute gave them too many bonus points. In terms of individual appearance... she was absolutely confident.
In the entire Nine Heavens and Myriad Realms, she only submitted to her master!
"Sure, we can exchange notes together some other day. Susu's fox tail is indeed quite soft..." Jiang Che had incredibly thick skin.
[Beep! The host has scammed Immortal Venerable White Fox, gaining 2 billion points]
"Su... Susu? Is that Master's pet name? No!!! Master actually even told you her pet name!" Bai Qingxian said excitedly. She had been Immortal Venerable White Fox's disciple for thousands of years and had never heard her talk about her past or history.
Sure enough, there was only one way to a woman's deepest heart, but unfortunately... she couldn't reach it.
"Qingxian, you also cultivate the Great Dao of Charm..." Before Jiang Che could finish speaking, he saw Bai Qingxian wave her hand.
"I don't need any Great Dao origin. As long as you can let me catch a glimpse of Master's grace, it will be enough!"
Bai Qingxian smiled like a lovestruck fan. After following Jiang Che, she understood that as Jiang Che's woman... as long as she didn't court death, he would be infinitely tolerant of her. Except for life being a bit tough sometimes, there were no flaws.
"By the way, Hubby, when can you take me to see Master?"
"Uh... maybe you don't need to wait. Right now is fine." Jiang Che's mouth twitched.
Bai Susu had been secretly guarding him all along; his every move was under her watchful eyes.
[Beep! The host has scammed Bai Qingxian, gaining 50 million points]
[Beep! The host has scammed Immortal Venerable White Fox, gaining 1.5 billion points]
Bai Qingxian's scalp instantly went numb. "Wh... what do you mean? Hubby, are you saying... my master, she... she..."
Has been nearby all along?!!!
Didn't that mean everything she just said was heard by her master?
In an instant, her toes curled so hard from embarrassment they could have dug out a three-bedroom apartment.
"Ma... Master?" Bai Qingxian spoke in a low voice.
[Jiang Che! Why did you expose me? How am I supposed to face Xian'er in the future?]
Bai Susu's voice entered Jiang Che's ears, carrying a hint of reproach.
"Ahem, just kidding. Qingxian... how could your master possibly appear here? She has already been severely dealt with by me!"
[Heh, dealt with me? Little man, how much strength do you really have?]
Jiang Che directly ignored Bai Susu's sarcasm. After all, it was a bit hard to admit; his cultivation base was currently too low, and he really wasn't a match for this Immortal Venerable White Fox.
"Phew... that's good, that's good!" Bai Qingxian heaved a long sigh of relief.
If those treacherous words of hers had been heard by her master, how could she face her in the future?
"Jiang... Jiang Che, I have something I want to tell you."
Jia Ling'er took small steps to Jiang Che's side, her face full of hesitation.
"Speak."
"Uh... never mind, let's wait until later."
There were too many people here, and she was afraid she would die of social embarrassment if she said it out loud!
"Heh—" Jiang Che shook his head. He didn't even need to use his True Hearing ability to know what Jia Ling'er was thinking; it was all written on her face.
He guessed that seeing Bai Qingxian and her master join the unified front, she had also developed a rebellious heart and wanted to drag her own superior down into the water.
But Jia Ling'er probably never dreamed that the incredibly resourceful Young Master Jiang had already taken action.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
