Burp~ Thank you, Jiang Che.
Jiang Yueye licked the oil stains from her lips. She really wanted to stay with Jiang Che forever like this, living a simple life of a husband farming and a wife weaving.
But she knew very well that this was impossible.
Jiang Che was like a sailor on the open sea; he would stop at many ports for a brief moment, but he would never drop anchor in one place forever. He would fall in love with many women, but never just one.
Yue'er, do you want me to help you upgrade your Immortal Spirit Root?
Jiang Che asked patiently. He was indeed a bit of a scumbag, but there wasn't much he could give the girls other than throwing money at them.
No need, the Immortal Spirit Root is enough for me to cultivate to the True Immortal realm.
Jiang Yueye said softly. Her personality leaned toward the quiet side, and she couldn't learn to fight for favor and flaunt her beauty like the other girls. Of course... none of Jiang Che's girls were particularly manipulative, and everyone knew their limits.
Jiang Che, I want a child!
Suddenly, Jiang Yueye looked up, her gaze incredibly serious and stubborn, meeting Jiang Che's eyes.
Jiang Che: ...
What was going on? Why did all the girls want to have babies???
Right now, Shen Yu and Gu Lingfei were already pregnant. One was carrying a Dao Body level Heaven-Devouring Demonic Physique, and the other was even more insane, directly carrying a Great Dao Body!
Moreover, the time it would take for them to actually give birth was nowhere in sight. It would probably take at least a few hundred years.
Shen Yu had been pregnant for a while now. She spent her days with a bulging belly doing formation research. Jiang Che had visited her recently... this girl had already started researching immortal formations, and her cultivation had broken through to the Creation Realm, making her cultivation base even higher than his.
But her belly still showed no signs of progress. The fetus had to absorb a Saint Grade Spirit Stone every day, yet it didn't seem to grow at all.
Yue'er... your husband is in a tough spot right now. Your cultivation is already approaching the Great Emperor realm, while my life level is too low... it's very difficult to conceive offspring, Jiang Che said helplessly.
I don't believe it. You have so many methods, you definitely have a way. That's just an excuse because you're afraid your other women will get jealous! Jiang Yueye said with a straight face.
You can just get me pregnant, and I won't appear in front of those girls anymore. I only want you. The young girl took Jiang Che's large hand and placed it on her lower abdomen, her small face filled with earnestness.
Jiang Che: ...
To be honest, he felt like he was losing control over these girls. Was this veteran driver about to crash?
Alright then, Yue'er, I'll do my best! Jiang Che sighed softly.
Weren't the girls being a bit too aggressive?
Mhm! Jiang Yueye also sat up perfectly straight. I will give it my all too!
Pfft— Jiang Che couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing. He was always so helpless when it came to his women.
The hardworking old ox began another day of grueling labor.
...
A hundred days for Jiang Che was just one day outside!
Jiang Che lived with Jiang Yueye in the time domain barrier for a month, while only a mere morning had passed outside the immortal boat.
Dragging his exhausted body and clutching his lower back with one hand, he felt completely drained.
Although the Solar Immortal Physique and the Radiant Sun Immortal Physique were two incredibly powerful supreme yang physiques, Jiang Che's cultivation was still very low, coupled with his unrestrained squandering...
Jiang Che, I couldn't tell, but you're quite the hopeless romantic!
Yu Wan'er lay on the sofa with her legs crossed, glancing at Jiang Che. This little brat loved to throw out sarcastic remarks at him from time to time.
What hopeless romantic? Jiang Che frowned.
Here, take a look for yourself! Yu Wan'er tossed the tablet in her hand over to Jiang Che.
It was connected to the Nine Heavens Network.
[Lunar Holy Maiden Gu Wantang encountered an inner demon while undergoing her Emperor Tribulation and turned into a Yin Beast? Young Master Jiang arrives just in time to save his fiancée!]
[The most reliable man in the Nine Heavens, Young Master Jiang]
[Nine Heavens Extra! What exactly did Young Master Jiang and Gu Wantang do during those 12 hours inside the thundercloud domain?]
Jiang Che: ...
And beneath these news articles, countless cultivators were leaving comments, jumping on the bandwagon.
Miss Gu turned into a Yin Beast? Damn, that's insane! Where is she... I'd gladly go try my luck! Even if I die under a peony flower, I'll be a romantic ghost!
Are you blind, upstairs? All you have in your head all day is women! Didn't you see that Young Master Jiang already saved the day?
I just want to know what exactly Miss Gu and Jiang Che did inside the heavenly tribulation domain?
These idiotic cultivators in the Nine Heavens had nothing better to do all day than gossip. They'd behave once he doubled the price of Life Extension Pills.
Jiang Che yawned. Boring people. Come... massage your young master's legs.
Massage your ass! Looking at how drained you are... I really wish you'd just drop dead. Yu Wan'er stuck her tongue out at him.
You're not going to? Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
I will! Yu Wan'er immediately hugged one of Jiang Che's legs.
Even though she was extremely reluctant, Jiang Che had so many girls around him now. If she didn't want to do it, there were plenty who would, okay?
Furthermore, there were so many little vixens waiting in the dark to take her place. There were already hundreds of maids on Jiang Che's immortal boat. Even if they couldn't be called peerless beauties, they were definitely stunning women in their own right, okay?
If Jiang Che happened to take a liking to one of them... a little vixen would instantly rise in rank, and she'd have yet another competitor!
Yu Wan'er seemed to be throwing a little temper tantrum, pressing down with all the strength in her small hands, but unfortunately... she couldn't break through his defenses at all.
Jiang Che, I...
As she massaged him, Yu Wan'er seemed to remember something, hesitating to speak.
What is it? Jiang Che raised an eyebrow.
N-Nothing, Yu Wan'er lowered her eyes.
If you don't tell me, I'll activate Truth-Listening, Jiang Che threatened.
N-No need! I'll tell you, okay? You big jerk! Yu Wan'er said coquettishly.
I just had a weird dream!
A dream? You didn't have that kind of dream too, did you? I haven't mistreated you, have I??? He thought of Gu Wantang. Once, he had secretly entered Gu Wantang's dream, and his dream self had suffered terribly. The things she did...
Jiang Che!!! The girl angrily twisted Jiang Che's toe. Who else but a big pervert like you would have that kind of dream?
Gu Wantang! Jiang Che answered honestly.
Meanwhile, inside the immortal boat, Gu Wantang, who was in secluded cultivation, suddenly sneezed.
Fine, I'll tell you the truth! Yu Wan'er curled her lips.
A mysterious existence appeared in my dream. He said he was fated with me and wanted to teach me an immortal sutra technique... Yu Wan'er whispered.
Did you agree? Jiang Che frowned. Who had the guts to enter his woman's dream?
Weren't they afraid of being tainted by massive karma?
No, I just used the One-Hit Kill Card from your system shop to drive him away... Yu Wan'er chuckled, her smile as sly as a little fox's.
Nice! Well done! If anyone dares to enter your dreams in the future, just blast them without a second thought! Jiang Che encouraged.
"Hmph, that jerk actually had the nerve to say I'm his long-lost daughter? Heh heh... I just slapped an item card right on his forehead!"
iaobai: "Councilor Dad, front me some funds. I want to hire ten thousand professional miners for a project!" [Five-Star Mission Issued: Capture the leader of the Blood Heaven Pirate Gang, who is on the run in the Radiant Star Sector. It is said the gang has over a hundred members. Proceed with caution.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, lend me the family's hundred-thousand-strong Lu Army!" [Seven-Star Mission Issued: Subdue a juvenile Void Dragon Beast.] Lu Xiaobai: "Councilor Dad, I'm taking your tamed Void Dragon Beast King out for a family reunion!" I said, System, don't you have any slightly more challenging missions? You're just not up to par! [Nine-Star Mission Issued: Become the Human Councilor.] Lu Xiaobai: "Dad, there's a small matter I'd like to discuss with you..."
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
