Inside the Immortal Boat.
Gu Wantang finally understood what a grand spectacle truly meant.
Every single one of Jiang Che's girls possessed country-toppling beauty, but the most terrifying part was... her own Immortal Physique, which she had always been so proud of, was completely worthless here!
All the girls started off with an Immortal Physique!
There was even a young girl named Bai Jie who possessed the Lunar Immortal Physique, just like her?
How could this be possible?
How could Immortal Physiques be as common as cabbage?
According to the Heavenly Dao's laws of operation in the Nine Heavens, an average of twenty cultivators with an Immortal Physique or Immortal Spirit Root were born every ten thousand years. Assuming all these cultivators became immortals, their lifespans could reach two hundred thousand years, since the average lifespan of an immortal was two hundred thousand years.
In other words, across the entire Nine Heavens, there could be at most four hundred living individuals with an Immortal Physique at the same time, but in reality, that number would be cut in half!
But now... the girls around Jiang Che were not only not immortals, but many of them were only at the Martial God Realm. Why weren't they recorded on the Prodigy Roll?
Gu Wantang, who had originally been overly confident in her cultivation aptitude, now felt her confidence taking a hit.
It seemed her Immortal Physique wasn't that valuable after all?
[Shh, Tangtang, let me tell you, I'm ten thousand percent sure that the Immortal Physiques of these girls were bestowed by Jiang Che!]
The Profound Maiden of Taiyin secretly transmitted her voice.
"What? Are you joking? Who can bestow an Immortal Physique? Even an Immortal Emperor couldn't do such a thing, right?" Gu Wantang frowned.
[Sigh, Tangtang, you truly know nothing about Jiang Che's methods,] the Profound Maiden of Taiyin sighed helplessly.
[Did you see that girl with the golden fishtail? Her name is Jia Ling'er. Previously, she only had the bloodline of a merman, but now her bloodline has actually broken through to become a Merman Immortal. And that Long Qianqiu from the Dragon Palace, I saw her on the Prodigy Roll before, and the purity of her bloodline was nowhere near as terrifying as it is now!]
[What does this prove? Jiang Che definitely has his ways. We're now grasshoppers tied to the same rope. When the time comes, we sisters will make our move together. You stay in the open, and I'll stay in the dark. You play the pure and sweet role, and I'll handle the charming and seductive part. We will definitely stand out among these girls!]
Gu Wantang: "......"
She felt a bit numb.
"Tangtang, get to know the other girls in the Immortal Boat for now. Your husband has some matters to attend to, I'll come find you tonight."
Jiang Che was quite a scumbag. He had just devoured her and brought her home, only to turn around and leave!
"Oh!" Gu Wantang obediently nodded.
...
As a master of time management, Young Master Jiang planned every day and every second with extreme precision.
Under a hundredfold time compression, he could spend time with at least ten girls every day. For example, today it was the turn of his 'ancestor', Jiang Yueye.
Inside the inner world of the Immortal Boat.
On a certain immortal cliff, mist swirled and cranes flew about, making it look like a fairyland.
An extremely exquisite small wooden cabin was erected on the immortal cliff. Beside the cabin was a swing, surrounded by high mountains and flowing water... a true utopia!
A young girl was sitting on the swing.
Jiang Yueye was swinging barefoot, looking very relaxed, her gaze constantly fixed on Jiang Che.
Jiang Che had set up a massive iron wok and was holding an iron ladle larger than a human head, vigorously stir-frying something.
Not every girl could accept Jiang Che's massive harem like Yu Wan'er and Qin Qiaoqiao. Many girls were very conservative and yearned for pure love.
This ancestor sister, for instance, was exactly like that. She liked peace and quiet and couldn't blend in with Jiang Che's extremely open harem.
But our Young Master Jiang couldn't let her down. Jiang Che was a man of principles; as long as he had laid hands on a girl, he would absolutely pamper her.
So, this was the private two-person world belonging solely to Jiang Che and Jiang Yueye.
Of course, other girls would occasionally visit here too.
"Yueyue, try this dish your husband made. It uses the immortal herb Dragon Emperor Immortal Pepper paired with Immortal Phoenix Golden Wings, stir-fried to perfection... Those Immortal Phoenix Golden Wings are true immortal ingredients!"
Jiang Che said while cooking.
"Do you know how crazy those immortals went at the very end of the auction I attended previously? A Third Tribulation Immortal of the Phoenix Immortal Clan actually cut off his own wings to use as an auction item just to win a pill? It just so happens that your young master here has never tasted what phoenix wings are like..."
Jiang Yueye: "......"
The young girl just sat there on the swing watching Jiang Che without saying a word, but her eyes carried deep affection.
She wanted to have a baby for Jiang Che. While Jiang Che was out adventuring... she would raise the baby here until they grew up.
She didn't demand that Jiang Che love her so much that his world revolved only around her; she was already very happy just being able to see Jiang Che occasionally.
"Hiss... This damn old phoenix, why is its skin so thick? Your young master had to use the Myriad Spirit Ancient Flame just to refine it," Jiang Che clicked his tongue in wonder.
After all, it was a physical body at the Immortal Lord level. Even if it had lost its divinity, it wasn't something ordinary people could touch. Ordinary immortal fire couldn't burn through these chicken wings at all. Initially, Jiang Che spent five hundred million points in the system to buy the Samadhi True Fire to try and stew the phoenix wings, but they didn't cook!
Then, he spent a hefty price to buy a single spark of the 'Myriad Spirit Ancient Flame'. The Myriad Spirit Ancient Flame was one of the Four Great Heavenly Flames. It was said to be the flame from the Yuxu Glazed Lamp in the hands of the Primeval Lord of Heaven in the Yuxu Palace during the Ancient Heavenly Court era.
A single spark cost five billion points, but this thing was indeed terrifying. It directly burned through a Third Tribulation Cauldron Immortal Weapon in Jiang Che's hands.
Finally, he had to use a Sixth Tribulation Immortal Weapon just to barely withstand this flame!
Soon, Jiang Che had finished preparing the ingredients. The essence of a large pot of immortal wings was all concentrated together. Every piece of meat was coated in sauce, gleaming with an amber color, looking like crystal-clear jade. Just a single sniff was enough to make one linger and forget to return.
Jiang Yueye blinked her large eyes and swallowed twice. Born with an innate Immortal Spirit Root, she drank breast milk after being born into the Jiang family, and after weaning, she switched directly to immortal fruits and divine treasures. She had never eaten a so-called hot meal.
This was a true fairy who did not eat the food of mortals.
But now...
"Haha, Yueyue, eat up," Jiang Che smiled dotingly. An ancestor who was thousands of years older than him? In truth, she didn't have much worldly experience at all!
Ever since entering the Nine Heavens, Jiang Che had come to a conclusion.
The longer those highly talented and highly cultivated fairies lived, the purer their minds were. After all, they were either undergoing tribulations or in secluded cultivation. This was especially true for girls like Jiang Yueye who came from immortal clans. They didn't lack cultivation resources at all and didn't have to struggle all day for them like those miserable rogue cultivators.
Jiang Yueye gently picked up a piece of meat with her chopsticks and put it into her mouth.
"Huu huu huu... So spicy!"
Jiang Yueye's beautiful eyes slowly widened. This was her first time tasting ingredients other than immortal fruits. The Jiang family didn't allow her to eat normal meals because ordinary ingredients were full of impurities, and eating them might affect her future immortal path.
But now——
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m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
