"It's settled! It's finally settled!"
Demon Emperor Kunpeng felt completely relaxed; he had indeed bet correctly.
Long before Jiang Che entered the Nine Heavens, he had started paying attention to this young genius. He originally thought he was just a genius with dual immortal physiques, but his background turned out to be increasingly outrageous!
Incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, reincarnation of the Demon Ancestor—it all came up.
It was only recently that he solidified his idea: he absolutely had to find a good husband for Xian'er.
He had observed Jiang Che in secret for a long time. Although this young man was lustful, he definitely had his bottom line. His true nature was definitely not bad, and Xian'er could be entrusted to him.
Of course, with Xian'er's Eternal Evergreen Physique... besides Jiang Che, probably no one else could outlast her.
For tens of thousands of years, Xian'er had never experienced the pain of parting or death, nor did she have any close friends.
He admitted that he had set up a trap for Jiang Che, but he truly had no other choice. For the sake of Xian'er's future... he could only choose to do this.
Xian'er was much happier by Jiang Che's side than by his own.
And right at this moment, a cheap and cheeky voice reached his ears.
"Yo? You bald bird... didn't you take your daughter to see Young Master Jiang? How come you came back alone? Did you really just throw your daughter to Jiang Che?!"
"What a true bastard!!! I have lived for over two hundred thousand years and have never seen such a brazenly shameless person!"
Five Elements Immortal Emperor stepped onto his immortal boat, followed by five obedient and lovely young girls. They looked incredibly fresh and pretty, truly endowed with the finest spirits of nature.
The five girls looked almost identical; the only difference was their hair color. The girl with the fire spirit root had crimson hair, the one with the water spirit root had aqua blue hair, the metal spirit root had pure gold hair, the wood spirit root had emerald green hair, and the earth spirit root girl had chestnut hair.
The girls stood obediently behind Five Elements Immortal Emperor, their beautiful big eyes seeming to flash with curious light.
"Hello, Uncle Kunpeng!" times 5.
Speaking almost in unison, the girls' voices were as pleasant as silver bells.
Damn it!
Demon Emperor Kunpeng secretly cursed him as a dog in his heart, but still pulled out a spatial ring with a flattering smile.
"Here, here, here. We haven't seen each other for a long time. These are meeting gifts for you."
His heart was bleeding. In order to win the bid for the forbidden immortal pill and gain some favor with Jiang Che, he had bought the pill at a premium of about three times its value, directly emptying out the Kunpeng clan's three hundred thousand years of accumulated wealth in one go. Now he was so poor he only had his underwear left.
"Thank you, Uncle Kunpeng!" times 5.
The girls bowed to Gu Kun in unison again.
"Alright, alright, Gu Kun, I won't talk to you any longer. I'm going to pay a visit to my worthy son-in-law!" Five Elements Immortal Emperor revealed a sly look.
Hearing this, the five girls all had a few blushes flitting across their cheeks.
......
"Jiang Che!!! You pervert!!!"
A scream rang out.
"Hey, hey, hey, listen to me explain! This little brat was forcefully sent over by that Kunpeng Immortal Emperor, it's not like I asked for her!" Jiang Che waved his hands repeatedly.
"You just accept whatever is given to you? This... this is too criminal, isn't it? I misjudged you, Brother Jiang Che!"
"Stinky Jiang Che, I thought your bottom line was low enough, but I didn't expect it could go even lower. Little sister, come with big sister, don't stay with that bad guy!" Yu Wan'er sneakily ran up to Gu Xian'er and picked her up.
Yu Wan'er was less than 1.5 meters tall, and this little brat Gu Xian'er was at most 1.2 meters.
"Big... big sister?" Gu Xian'er's large eyes blinked. The word "sister" felt very distant to her. If she remembered correctly, a long, long time ago, she seemed to have a biological older sister. But later, her biological sister gradually disappeared from her memory, and now she had become extremely blurry.
"Little sister, you are so cute!" Qin Qiaoqiao and the other girls also gathered around. Gu Xian'er largely stimulated the maternal instincts in the girls' hearts.
"Shh... you must never play with that stinky bad guy in the future!" Xiao Wanwan also leaned in and whispered.
"Husband is not a bad person!"
!!!
"Jiang Che!!! You still say you aren't a pervert?! Did you teach her to say husband?"
Jiang Che helplessly rubbed his forehead, "It really wasn't! If it was me, may heaven strike me with five bolts of lightning..."
"Rumble!!!"
Suddenly, a shocking clap of thunder exploded out of nowhere in the sky above.
"Fuck! You dog-day Heavenly Dao, if you want to die, just say so!" Jiang Che cursed.
Of course, this was just simple bickering. The girls were actually very clear about Jiang Che's character.
"Ah? Eternal Evergreen Physique? Her mind is sealed at the age of eight?"
"Wuwuwu, Sister Xian'er is so pitiful, let big sister give you a kiss!"
Very quickly, Gu Xian'er won the unanimous approval of Jiang Che's harem group.
In the past, in the mortal realm, the mascot and group pet in Jiang Che's harem was Yu Wan'er. But now, Yu Wan'er was no longer the meta girl. After all, everyone had seen the succubus side of this girl Yu Wan'er, making it hard to associate her with being pure and cute anymore.
Gu Xian'er was very restrained; she had never seen so many pretty big sisters before.
"Are... are you all going to become my husbands?"
Daddy had told her that a husband would play with her for a lifetime and be her absolute best friend.
The girls: "......"
No, this little girl is too cute, we definitely have to protect her.
"Ahem, Jiang Che... restrain yourself a bit in front of Sister Xian'er in the future!" Ye Mengyao sighed softly.
"Yaoyao, even you think of me like that? Although I'm a bit of a bastard, I haven't reached the point of being worse than a beast, right?"
Jiang Che felt that the girls had been getting a bit too full of themselves lately. It was time to bring out the family law to punish them a bit.
And right at this moment.
"Young Master Jiang, Five Elements Immortal Emperor has brought his daughters to pay a visit!"
An immortal from the Jiang family passed on the message.
Instantly, over a dozen gazes fell upon Jiang Che. The atmosphere was a bit awkward, but fortunately, Jiang Che's skin was thick enough.
"You guys know how it is. Being in a high position... sometimes things like political marriages are out of one's control," Jiang Che said with a headache.
"Heh... hehe!" Yu Wan'er laughed. Half an hour ago, Jiang Che was still limitlessly arrogant in the auction house. He even destroyed one of Immortal-Refining Demon Venerable's true lives, and even Immortal Emperors treated him with utmost politeness. And you actually say you're forced into a marriage?
Who the hell would believe that?
But Jiang Che was the head of the family after all, so they still had to give him some face. Moreover, wasn't it just one girl?
Anyway, Jiang Che already had so many girls around him, one more wouldn't make a difference!
They had seen all kinds of beautiful girls. They weren't even afraid of Yaoyao, a soft and cute little peach demon with all the buffs maxed out who was incredibly fierce at competing for favor. What kind of girl hadn't they seen?
To be honest, following Jiang Che, they might not have seen much else, but their eyes had truly been opened to the sheer variety of beautiful girls.
Mermaids, red-banded snake demons, Qingqiu fox demons, little catgirls, immortal medicine peach demons, and even those from the ancestral generation of the Jiang family—he didn't spare any of them...
Just a drop in the bucket!
However, when Five Elements Immortal Emperor walked in with his daughters, they were still dumbfounded!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
