Young Master, someone is looking for you!
Who is it?
Beiming Kunpeng Demon Emperor!
Hmm? What's going on? What does he want with me? Jiang Che frowned, but quickly figured it out. He was probably coming to build a relationship. That old guy had tasted the sweetness of the forbidden immortal pill.
Let him in!
Okay!
Outside the immortal boat, the Kunpeng Demon Emperor looked full of high spirits. He had won a forbidden immortal pill at the auction, and after taking it, it actually increased his lifespan by 120,000 years. It even healed the Dao scars in his body. Dao scars were known as the cancer of immortals, unable to be eradicated, only slowly becoming more severe until death.
Daddy, are we really going to see my husband? The Demon Emperor was holding a little girl with blue hair in his arms. Her big eyes blinked, full of curiosity.
The Kunpeng Demon Emperor felt his old face flush with embarrassment. He only had this one little daughter. He hadn't publicly auctioned his daughter off like the Five Elements Immortal Emperor did, just because he was afraid of people poking his spine and gossiping behind his back.
However, at this moment, another young man slowly walked over.
Holy crap! You bald bird, why are you here? Wait... you brought your daughter... what the hell are you trying to do?!!
You old beast, holy shit!
The Five Elements Immortal Emperor's eyes widened. He thought he was degenerate enough, but it turned out this Gu Kun was even more of a degenerate. His little daughter couldn't possibly be here to find a sugar daddy, right?
You... who are you calling a bald bird! The Kunpeng Demon Emperor, Gu Kun, instantly lost his composure.
Five Elements Immortal Emperor! Shut your mouth! This Emperor is here to introduce a husband to my little girl. If Xian'er can become Young Master Jiang's child bride...
Pfft—A child bride? You bald bird, you've completely thrown away your dignity for a forbidden immortal pill!
Didn't you sell your daughters too? The pot shouldn't call the kettle black! You are only a half-step Immortal Emperor now, while this Emperor has recovered to his peak state. Slaying you would be as easy as flipping my hand.
Someone's triggered, someone's triggered, haha! The Five Elements Immortal Emperor burst into loud laughter.
It was exactly because of his cheap and cheeky personality that he had offended big shots, yet he still showed no repentance.
Seeing that the two were about to start a fight, the door was suddenly opened.
Kunpeng Immortal Emperor, please come in!
Hmph, I can't be bothered to stoop to your level! Gu Kun snorted coldly, then carried Gu Xian'er into the room.
Watching Gu Kun enter, the Five Elements Immortal Emperor frowned tightly. Damn it, this old thing really stops at nothing. It seems I have to bring all my daughters here today!
The Five Elements Immortal Emperor instantly vanished from his spot!
...
Brother Jiang Che, I am your child bride!
Inside the room, Jiang Che's eyes widened.
An old geezer walked in carrying a little toddler, and then this little toddler threw herself at his feet. She had blue hair tied in scorpion braids and looked as exquisitely carved as a porcelain doll.
You... don't mess around. What child bride? I won't do anything illegal!
Jiang Che's scalp tingled, and he shrank his pant legs back.
Whose kid is this? Take her away immediately!
Jiang Che looked up and glared at the Kunpeng Immortal Emperor. This old thing had no good intentions. If he wanted to end my life, he should just say it directly. Playing tricks now, huh?
Xian'er! Gu Kun shouted, then looked at Jiang Che with a complex gaze.
Jiang Che, I am the Beiming Kunpeng Demon Emperor, and this is my legitimate daughter, Gu Xian'er...
Did you teach her the child bride thing? Jiang Che's brows knitted tightly together.
Although this young master has a preference for lolis, damn it... this little baby... Even though he was a bit of a degenerate, this was way too criminal, right?
Young Master Jiang, actually, my little girl's soul age is already over eighty thousand years old, the Kunpeng Demon Emperor sighed mournfully.
Eighty thousand years? You're fucking telling me she has a soul age of eighty thousand years? She looks eight at most, okay?
Gu Kun let out a long sigh and looked at his daughter with complicated eyes. Xian'er possesses the Everlasting Evergreen Body, one of the absolute top immortal physiques of the demon race. Young Master Jiang... you should know of the Everlasting Evergreen Body, right?
Jiang Che: ......
The Everlasting Evergreen Body. Just hearing the name, you knew it could live for a long time!
Naturally long-lived, everlasting and evergreen. Every ten thousand years, they age by one year, with both soul age and physical body growing by one year. Even without cultivating immortality... they could easily live for seven or eight hundred thousand years. After stepping into the cultivation world, living for a million years wouldn't be a problem. Even though they could live so long... their minds would forever be restricted.
That is to say, Gu Xian'er had lived for eighty thousand years, but her physical body was only at the level of an eight-year-old child, and her mind was also locked at eight years old, unable to grow. When normal people lived ten thousand years, she lived one year!
Scram, scram, scram! Take your daughter away. My place is not a kindergarten!
Although he wouldn't mind a raising-simulation game, personally raising a wife, this wife would take over a hundred thousand years to raise before it wasn't criminal!
Husband... do you hate Xian'er a lot? Gu Xian'er looked up, her large azure eyes filled with mist, looking incredibly pitiful.
Jiang Che: ......
Damn it, this human cub, uh no, Kunpeng cub... could you please stop calling me husband?!!!
Seeing this, Gu Kun slowly took a few steps back. Young Master Jiang, because of her physique, Xian'er has never had any friends besides me, her father. Even her mother passed away when she was three.
The Everlasting Evergreen Body... even though I am an Immortal Emperor, I won't be able to see Xian'er grow up...
Jiang Che: ......
Motherfucker, playing the orphan-entrusting card with me, huh? Trying to stand on the moral high ground and emotionally blackmail me?
It has always been me blackmailing others, never...
Husband, Xian'er wants to become the best, best of friends with husband! Gu Xian'er spoke in a milky, childish voice, her eyes full of innocent naivety.
Jiang Che: ......
Fine, blackmail successful!
Old geezer... Hmm??? Where the hell did that old guy run off to? In the time it took for Jiang Che to lower his head, there was no sign of the Kunpeng Immortal Emperor in front of him. He had already run away!
Motherfucker, playing dirty with me, right? Jiang Che's mouth twitched wildly.
Husband, don't be angry. Xian'er will play string figures with you. Gu Xian'er took out a piece of colorful string from her pocket, her small hands clumsily arranging it into a simple string figure shape.
Jiang Che gently rubbed his temples, having a massive headache.
Don't call me husband!!! Facing Gu Xian'er, Jiang Che didn't dare to raise his voice too much. What if he scared this little brat into crying?
But Daddy said that from now on you are my husband, and we are going to get married! Gu Xian'er tilted her head and blinked her big eyes.
Jiang Che's sense of guilt maxed out. Call me brother. Husband sounds a bit... a bit too abstract!
Oh~ Gu Xian'er's mood seemed to drop a bit, looking like an unwanted ugly duckling.
Alright, alright, hold out your hands! Jiang Che said helplessly.
Gu Xian'er immediately stretched out her little hands.
I'll teach you how to play string figures! Jiang Che let out a long sigh, deciding to just treat it as raising a daughter.
Hearing this, the girl's eyes lit up. Daddy was right after all; her husband would play games with her.
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)
