Young Master, someone is looking for you!
Who is it?
Beiming Kunpeng Demon Emperor!
Hmm? What's going on? What does he want with me? Jiang Che frowned, but quickly figured it out. He was probably coming to build a relationship. That old guy had tasted the sweetness of the forbidden immortal pill.
Let him in!
Okay!
Outside the immortal boat, the Kunpeng Demon Emperor looked full of high spirits. He had won a forbidden immortal pill at the auction, and after taking it, it actually increased his lifespan by 120,000 years. It even healed the Dao scars in his body. Dao scars were known as the cancer of immortals, unable to be eradicated, only slowly becoming more severe until death.
Daddy, are we really going to see my husband? The Demon Emperor was holding a little girl with blue hair in his arms. Her big eyes blinked, full of curiosity.
The Kunpeng Demon Emperor felt his old face flush with embarrassment. He only had this one little daughter. He hadn't publicly auctioned his daughter off like the Five Elements Immortal Emperor did, just because he was afraid of people poking his spine and gossiping behind his back.
However, at this moment, another young man slowly walked over.
Holy crap! You bald bird, why are you here? Wait... you brought your daughter... what the hell are you trying to do?!!
You old beast, holy shit!
The Five Elements Immortal Emperor's eyes widened. He thought he was degenerate enough, but it turned out this Gu Kun was even more of a degenerate. His little daughter couldn't possibly be here to find a sugar daddy, right?
You... who are you calling a bald bird! The Kunpeng Demon Emperor, Gu Kun, instantly lost his composure.
Five Elements Immortal Emperor! Shut your mouth! This Emperor is here to introduce a husband to my little girl. If Xian'er can become Young Master Jiang's child bride...
Pfft—A child bride? You bald bird, you've completely thrown away your dignity for a forbidden immortal pill!
Didn't you sell your daughters too? The pot shouldn't call the kettle black! You are only a half-step Immortal Emperor now, while this Emperor has recovered to his peak state. Slaying you would be as easy as flipping my hand.
Someone's triggered, someone's triggered, haha! The Five Elements Immortal Emperor burst into loud laughter.
It was exactly because of his cheap and cheeky personality that he had offended big shots, yet he still showed no repentance.
Seeing that the two were about to start a fight, the door was suddenly opened.
Kunpeng Immortal Emperor, please come in!
Hmph, I can't be bothered to stoop to your level! Gu Kun snorted coldly, then carried Gu Xian'er into the room.
Watching Gu Kun enter, the Five Elements Immortal Emperor frowned tightly. Damn it, this old thing really stops at nothing. It seems I have to bring all my daughters here today!
The Five Elements Immortal Emperor instantly vanished from his spot!
...
Brother Jiang Che, I am your child bride!
Inside the room, Jiang Che's eyes widened.
An old geezer walked in carrying a little toddler, and then this little toddler threw herself at his feet. She had blue hair tied in scorpion braids and looked as exquisitely carved as a porcelain doll.
You... don't mess around. What child bride? I won't do anything illegal!
Jiang Che's scalp tingled, and he shrank his pant legs back.
Whose kid is this? Take her away immediately!
Jiang Che looked up and glared at the Kunpeng Immortal Emperor. This old thing had no good intentions. If he wanted to end my life, he should just say it directly. Playing tricks now, huh?
Xian'er! Gu Kun shouted, then looked at Jiang Che with a complex gaze.
Jiang Che, I am the Beiming Kunpeng Demon Emperor, and this is my legitimate daughter, Gu Xian'er...
Did you teach her the child bride thing? Jiang Che's brows knitted tightly together.
Although this young master has a preference for lolis, damn it... this little baby... Even though he was a bit of a degenerate, this was way too criminal, right?
Young Master Jiang, actually, my little girl's soul age is already over eighty thousand years old, the Kunpeng Demon Emperor sighed mournfully.
Eighty thousand years? You're fucking telling me she has a soul age of eighty thousand years? She looks eight at most, okay?
Gu Kun let out a long sigh and looked at his daughter with complicated eyes. Xian'er possesses the Everlasting Evergreen Body, one of the absolute top immortal physiques of the demon race. Young Master Jiang... you should know of the Everlasting Evergreen Body, right?
Jiang Che: ......
The Everlasting Evergreen Body. Just hearing the name, you knew it could live for a long time!
Naturally long-lived, everlasting and evergreen. Every ten thousand years, they age by one year, with both soul age and physical body growing by one year. Even without cultivating immortality... they could easily live for seven or eight hundred thousand years. After stepping into the cultivation world, living for a million years wouldn't be a problem. Even though they could live so long... their minds would forever be restricted.
That is to say, Gu Xian'er had lived for eighty thousand years, but her physical body was only at the level of an eight-year-old child, and her mind was also locked at eight years old, unable to grow. When normal people lived ten thousand years, she lived one year!
Scram, scram, scram! Take your daughter away. My place is not a kindergarten!
Although he wouldn't mind a raising-simulation game, personally raising a wife, this wife would take over a hundred thousand years to raise before it wasn't criminal!
Husband... do you hate Xian'er a lot? Gu Xian'er looked up, her large azure eyes filled with mist, looking incredibly pitiful.
Jiang Che: ......
Damn it, this human cub, uh no, Kunpeng cub... could you please stop calling me husband?!!!
Seeing this, Gu Kun slowly took a few steps back. Young Master Jiang, because of her physique, Xian'er has never had any friends besides me, her father. Even her mother passed away when she was three.
The Everlasting Evergreen Body... even though I am an Immortal Emperor, I won't be able to see Xian'er grow up...
Jiang Che: ......
Motherfucker, playing the orphan-entrusting card with me, huh? Trying to stand on the moral high ground and emotionally blackmail me?
It has always been me blackmailing others, never...
Husband, Xian'er wants to become the best, best of friends with husband! Gu Xian'er spoke in a milky, childish voice, her eyes full of innocent naivety.
Jiang Che: ......
Fine, blackmail successful!
Old geezer... Hmm??? Where the hell did that old guy run off to? In the time it took for Jiang Che to lower his head, there was no sign of the Kunpeng Immortal Emperor in front of him. He had already run away!
Motherfucker, playing dirty with me, right? Jiang Che's mouth twitched wildly.
Husband, don't be angry. Xian'er will play string figures with you. Gu Xian'er took out a piece of colorful string from her pocket, her small hands clumsily arranging it into a simple string figure shape.
Jiang Che gently rubbed his temples, having a massive headache.
Don't call me husband!!! Facing Gu Xian'er, Jiang Che didn't dare to raise his voice too much. What if he scared this little brat into crying?
But Daddy said that from now on you are my husband, and we are going to get married! Gu Xian'er tilted her head and blinked her big eyes.
Jiang Che's sense of guilt maxed out. Call me brother. Husband sounds a bit... a bit too abstract!
Oh~ Gu Xian'er's mood seemed to drop a bit, looking like an unwanted ugly duckling.
Alright, alright, hold out your hands! Jiang Che said helplessly.
Gu Xian'er immediately stretched out her little hands.
I'll teach you how to play string figures! Jiang Che let out a long sigh, deciding to just treat it as raising a daughter.
Hearing this, the girl's eyes lit up. Daddy was right after all; her husband would play games with her.
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
