"Immortal Lord Qingyang! Are you sure you want to make an enemy out of me?"
"Hmph! I do not have much lifespan left. Let alone you... even if an Immortal Venerable stood in my way, I would still fight for it!"
The atmosphere at the auction was incredibly tense. If they weren't wary of the person backing Jiang Che... these immortals would have probably started fighting already.
However, the result was... the price of the Longevity Pills was driven higher and higher. Especially for the final box of supreme-grade Longevity Pills, many Immortal Venerables sensed the shifting tides and quickly made their moves!
The last box of supreme-grade Longevity Pills was won by a Five-Tribulation Immortal Venerable named Immortal Venerable Giant Yang.
"Haha... It actually extends lifespan! An extension of ten thousand years!!! A box of three pills... means thirty thousand years! Hahaha!"
Immortal Venerable Giant Yang swallowed the three pills right on the spot, and his entire being instantly radiated high spirits and vigor.
After reaching the Immortal Venerable realm, he hadn't been able to increase his lifespan for a very long time. Waiting day by day for his inevitable passing... had nearly driven him mad.
He had already consumed every pill and immortal treasure capable of increasing lifespan and vitality, rendering them completely ineffective. But now... he had actually gained another thirty thousand years, which was no less than living a second life.
Many immortals looked at him with eyes full of envy.
But soon enough, this Immortal Venerable Giant Yang discovered a bizarre change in his body.
"What is going on!!! What is happening! Why can't I sense my Yang Essence anymore???"
The so-called Yang Essence was something every male possessed. The depletion of Yang Essence... was a sign of impotence.
But immortals were different from ordinary mortals. They had long broken free from the shackles of a mortal fleshly body, so their Yang Essence should have been an endless, self-regenerating stream!
"Immortal Venerable Giant Yang, this might be a side effect of the Longevity Pill. You... wouldn't mind it too much, right? After all, compared to the grand scheme of eternal life..." an immortal from the Jiang family spoke up.
"???"
Immortal Venerable Giant Yang felt the urge to curse.
Just from his name, one could tell that Immortal Venerable Giant Yang... was an absolutely insatiable lecher. His harem alone consisted of over thirty-six thousand women, and the Great Dao he comprehended was the Dao of Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation. Even when his lifespan was nearly exhausted, he still sought pleasure with his beloved wives every single day.
But now, he had actually turned into a...
No!!!
If this were true, how would his women look at him? They say an impotent man is worse than a dog, and even an Immortal Venerable couldn't escape this worldly truth.
Beep! The host has scammed Immortal Venerable Giant Yang, earning 2 billion points.
"Fine, as long as I have my lifespan... everything else can be sorted out. At worst, I'll just look for some treasures to nourish my Yang Essence," Immortal Venerable Giant Yang consoled himself.
Little did he know, he would never be able to function as a normal man ever again.
...
"Next is the finale item of this auction, the taboo immortal pill known as the Saint-tier Peerless Longevity Pill."
Two Jiang family immortals walked out holding a jade box. At this moment, even they were incredibly nervous. If the immortals at the scene were to completely riot, their Jiang family definitely wouldn't be able to suppress them. Even if they activated their clan protection immortal array, they couldn't possibly defend against so many immortals. Moreover, there was more than one Immortal Emperor present today. The Kunpeng Demon Emperor from the Northern Darkness was only the one in the open, but there were definitely other Immortal Emperors hidden in the shadows.
Now, they could only place their hopes on the immortal backing Jiang Che.
A taboo immortal pill!!!
At this moment, as soon as the immortal pill appeared, countless immortals widened their eyes, and the Great Emperors who managed to enter the venue trembled with envy.
An extension of one hundred and twenty thousand years of lifespan. For the vast majority of immortals, this was equivalent to living two more lifetimes.
"I assume I don't need to introduce this taboo immortal pill too much, right? There is no starting bid. Everyone is free to bid as they please, with no upper limit."
As soon as the words fell, someone made a bid!
"One streak of Primordial Violet Qi, plus an immortal-grade spirit stone vein!" It was an Immortal Venerable. Facing the finale taboo immortal pill, even the Immortal Lords had stopped bidding. They knew very well... this kind of treasure was no longer something they could win, and trying to do so might just offend someone.
If they managed to increase their lifespan, only to be slapped to death because they offended the wrong person, it wouldn't be worth it.
"I offer a fragment of the Six-Tribulation Immortal Weapon, the Six Paths of Reincarnation Flag, plus 500 immortal-grade spirit stones!"
Madness, absolute madness!
With multiple parties competing, immortal-grade spirit stones had become the cheapest bargaining chips.
The scale of this auction could be called the most luxurious event in the entire Nine Heavens over the past million years.
The bids they were putting forward would have been finale-level items in any previous super-large auctions.
And right at this moment, a voice exploded!
"I bid a Five Elements Heaven-Reaching Stone, and... and I will include my quintuplet daughters as part of the bid! Everyone... please do me this favor."
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire venue fell silent.
What shocked them wasn't the so-called Five Elements Heaven-Reaching Stone, but the second half of the sentence... quintuplet daughters?
Bro, are you serious? You can play like that?
Following a ripple in space, a figure slowly stepped out.
When they got a clear look at this figure, everyone gasped.
"Five Elements Immortal Emperor?"
The Five Elements Immortal Emperor, a top-tier Immortal Emperor who once achieved immortality through the Great Dao of the Five Elements. He had comprehended an almost complete law of the Five Elements Great Dao and eventually became a Six-Tribulation Immortal Emperor four hundred thousand years ago.
However, because he offended someone, one of his true lives was severed, causing him to fall to the Immortal Venerable realm. But even so... people still referred to him as the Five Elements Immortal Emperor when they saw him, as he had, after all, once reached the pinnacle of the Emperor realm.
And what the Five Elements Immortal Emperor was most proud of was none other than his five daughters. It was said that the Five Elements Immortal Emperor once fell in love with a young girl transformed from a stone spirit. The two of them gave birth to an Innate Stone Womb, naturally possessing a supreme Five Elements Immortal Spirit Root. However, it was split into five parts, with his five daughters—Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth—each holding one spirit root!
The number one beauties on the current era's Absolute Beauties List!
That's right, the current number one on the Absolute Beauties List wasn't just one person, but was jointly composed of these five immortal spirit root holders!
"How about it? My lifespan is currently exhausted... I must obtain this pill no matter what. I hope everyone can do me this favor," the Five Elements Immortal Emperor said slowly.
He had actually planned this long ago. Although it was a bit cruel to his daughters... tempting that person with their beauty was undoubtedly the best choice.
Of course, once he did this, his reputation as the Five Elements Immortal Emperor would probably be completely ruined among the Immortal Venerables and Immortal Emperors of the entire Nine Heavens, but he didn't care!
Countless Immortal Venerables who wanted to fight for the immortal pill started cursing in their hearts. They never expected such a move—it was too ruthless!!!
"Mas... Master, are we still going to bid?" In some obscure corner, a master and disciple pair of tomb raiders began a conversation.
"Bid my ass! Damn it, we'll just wait for the next one!" the old man said with bitter resentment.
"It's all your fault, Master. Why didn't you find me a pretty junior sister back then? Now look at us... there are only the two of us in the entire sect," the young man sighed mournfully.
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
