"Immortal Lord Qingyang! Are you sure you want to make an enemy out of me?"
"Hmph! I do not have much lifespan left. Let alone you... even if an Immortal Venerable stood in my way, I would still fight for it!"
The atmosphere at the auction was incredibly tense. If they weren't wary of the person backing Jiang Che... these immortals would have probably started fighting already.
However, the result was... the price of the Longevity Pills was driven higher and higher. Especially for the final box of supreme-grade Longevity Pills, many Immortal Venerables sensed the shifting tides and quickly made their moves!
The last box of supreme-grade Longevity Pills was won by a Five-Tribulation Immortal Venerable named Immortal Venerable Giant Yang.
"Haha... It actually extends lifespan! An extension of ten thousand years!!! A box of three pills... means thirty thousand years! Hahaha!"
Immortal Venerable Giant Yang swallowed the three pills right on the spot, and his entire being instantly radiated high spirits and vigor.
After reaching the Immortal Venerable realm, he hadn't been able to increase his lifespan for a very long time. Waiting day by day for his inevitable passing... had nearly driven him mad.
He had already consumed every pill and immortal treasure capable of increasing lifespan and vitality, rendering them completely ineffective. But now... he had actually gained another thirty thousand years, which was no less than living a second life.
Many immortals looked at him with eyes full of envy.
But soon enough, this Immortal Venerable Giant Yang discovered a bizarre change in his body.
"What is going on!!! What is happening! Why can't I sense my Yang Essence anymore???"
The so-called Yang Essence was something every male possessed. The depletion of Yang Essence... was a sign of impotence.
But immortals were different from ordinary mortals. They had long broken free from the shackles of a mortal fleshly body, so their Yang Essence should have been an endless, self-regenerating stream!
"Immortal Venerable Giant Yang, this might be a side effect of the Longevity Pill. You... wouldn't mind it too much, right? After all, compared to the grand scheme of eternal life..." an immortal from the Jiang family spoke up.
"???"
Immortal Venerable Giant Yang felt the urge to curse.
Just from his name, one could tell that Immortal Venerable Giant Yang... was an absolutely insatiable lecher. His harem alone consisted of over thirty-six thousand women, and the Great Dao he comprehended was the Dao of Yin-Yang Dual Cultivation. Even when his lifespan was nearly exhausted, he still sought pleasure with his beloved wives every single day.
But now, he had actually turned into a...
No!!!
If this were true, how would his women look at him? They say an impotent man is worse than a dog, and even an Immortal Venerable couldn't escape this worldly truth.
Beep! The host has scammed Immortal Venerable Giant Yang, earning 2 billion points.
"Fine, as long as I have my lifespan... everything else can be sorted out. At worst, I'll just look for some treasures to nourish my Yang Essence," Immortal Venerable Giant Yang consoled himself.
Little did he know, he would never be able to function as a normal man ever again.
...
"Next is the finale item of this auction, the taboo immortal pill known as the Saint-tier Peerless Longevity Pill."
Two Jiang family immortals walked out holding a jade box. At this moment, even they were incredibly nervous. If the immortals at the scene were to completely riot, their Jiang family definitely wouldn't be able to suppress them. Even if they activated their clan protection immortal array, they couldn't possibly defend against so many immortals. Moreover, there was more than one Immortal Emperor present today. The Kunpeng Demon Emperor from the Northern Darkness was only the one in the open, but there were definitely other Immortal Emperors hidden in the shadows.
Now, they could only place their hopes on the immortal backing Jiang Che.
A taboo immortal pill!!!
At this moment, as soon as the immortal pill appeared, countless immortals widened their eyes, and the Great Emperors who managed to enter the venue trembled with envy.
An extension of one hundred and twenty thousand years of lifespan. For the vast majority of immortals, this was equivalent to living two more lifetimes.
"I assume I don't need to introduce this taboo immortal pill too much, right? There is no starting bid. Everyone is free to bid as they please, with no upper limit."
As soon as the words fell, someone made a bid!
"One streak of Primordial Violet Qi, plus an immortal-grade spirit stone vein!" It was an Immortal Venerable. Facing the finale taboo immortal pill, even the Immortal Lords had stopped bidding. They knew very well... this kind of treasure was no longer something they could win, and trying to do so might just offend someone.
If they managed to increase their lifespan, only to be slapped to death because they offended the wrong person, it wouldn't be worth it.
"I offer a fragment of the Six-Tribulation Immortal Weapon, the Six Paths of Reincarnation Flag, plus 500 immortal-grade spirit stones!"
Madness, absolute madness!
With multiple parties competing, immortal-grade spirit stones had become the cheapest bargaining chips.
The scale of this auction could be called the most luxurious event in the entire Nine Heavens over the past million years.
The bids they were putting forward would have been finale-level items in any previous super-large auctions.
And right at this moment, a voice exploded!
"I bid a Five Elements Heaven-Reaching Stone, and... and I will include my quintuplet daughters as part of the bid! Everyone... please do me this favor."
As soon as these words were spoken, the entire venue fell silent.
What shocked them wasn't the so-called Five Elements Heaven-Reaching Stone, but the second half of the sentence... quintuplet daughters?
Bro, are you serious? You can play like that?
Following a ripple in space, a figure slowly stepped out.
When they got a clear look at this figure, everyone gasped.
"Five Elements Immortal Emperor?"
The Five Elements Immortal Emperor, a top-tier Immortal Emperor who once achieved immortality through the Great Dao of the Five Elements. He had comprehended an almost complete law of the Five Elements Great Dao and eventually became a Six-Tribulation Immortal Emperor four hundred thousand years ago.
However, because he offended someone, one of his true lives was severed, causing him to fall to the Immortal Venerable realm. But even so... people still referred to him as the Five Elements Immortal Emperor when they saw him, as he had, after all, once reached the pinnacle of the Emperor realm.
And what the Five Elements Immortal Emperor was most proud of was none other than his five daughters. It was said that the Five Elements Immortal Emperor once fell in love with a young girl transformed from a stone spirit. The two of them gave birth to an Innate Stone Womb, naturally possessing a supreme Five Elements Immortal Spirit Root. However, it was split into five parts, with his five daughters—Metal, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth—each holding one spirit root!
The number one beauties on the current era's Absolute Beauties List!
That's right, the current number one on the Absolute Beauties List wasn't just one person, but was jointly composed of these five immortal spirit root holders!
"How about it? My lifespan is currently exhausted... I must obtain this pill no matter what. I hope everyone can do me this favor," the Five Elements Immortal Emperor said slowly.
He had actually planned this long ago. Although it was a bit cruel to his daughters... tempting that person with their beauty was undoubtedly the best choice.
Of course, once he did this, his reputation as the Five Elements Immortal Emperor would probably be completely ruined among the Immortal Venerables and Immortal Emperors of the entire Nine Heavens, but he didn't care!
Countless Immortal Venerables who wanted to fight for the immortal pill started cursing in their hearts. They never expected such a move—it was too ruthless!!!
"Mas... Master, are we still going to bid?" In some obscure corner, a master and disciple pair of tomb raiders began a conversation.
"Bid my ass! Damn it, we'll just wait for the next one!" the old man said with bitter resentment.
"It's all your fault, Master. Why didn't you find me a pretty junior sister back then? Now look at us... there are only the two of us in the entire sect," the young man sighed mournfully.

saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!