Crazy The Mad Immortals

Mo Lingxuan had been proud for ten thousand years. From the moment she was born, she was destined to be a natural-born little demoness.

But today, Jiang Che shattered all her pride with a single blow.

Mo Lingxuan bit her thin lips, tears welling up in her eyes. As a magnificent Third-Life Great Emperor, she was actually scared to the point of wetting herself by a man. The dignity of a Great Emperor... it was all gone.

"Father..."

The thought of the tragic scene of the Heaven Weeping just now came to mind. Her father had lost a true life, and his cultivation had plummeted to a Four-Tribulation Immortal Lord. The most fatal part was that their Demon Palace had offended many people. Known as the number one sect of the Demonic Path, with her father's cultivation dropping, the Demon Palace would inevitably face a massive catastrophe.

"Young... Young Master Jiang!"

Thinking of this, Mo Lingxuan crawled towards Jiang Che on her knees. She quickly reached Jiang Che's feet, her stunningly beautiful face bathed in tears like pear blossoms in the spring rain.

"Jiang... Master! Master, please spare my father. My father is innocent!"

It had to be said that Mo Lingxuan was indeed smart enough. She changed her tune immediately, following Yaoyao to call him Master.

However, Yaoyao, who was in Jiang Che's arms, instantly became anxious.

"Hey!!! What right do you have to call him Master? You are now my little slave!!! Jiang Che is your Master's Master!"

Mo Lingxuan: "......"

Jiang Che almost couldn't hold back his laughter. He then waved his hand, "Get out of here first. Don't let your filthy mess stain this young master's body!"

Dealing with a little fairy-like personality like hers required ruthlessly crushing all of her dignity.

Jiang Che had always been very good at this.

......

On the other side, the Taboo Immortal Pill Auction had begun.

The massive auction was held at the peak of the Fuxi Divine Mountain. There were a total of ten thousand seats, and even many Great Emperors with lower cultivation bases had no chance to get a seat.

"Fellow Immortals, welcome to our gathering today. Of course, our Jiang family also knows what you all want."

Almost all the immortals of the Jiang family were gathered here, but even so... they were still under immense pressure.

The sense of oppression at the scene was truly too terrifying.

Almost more than half of the immortals in the Nine Heavens had come.

It seemed that more than one hidden Immortal Emperor had arrived. There were over a dozen renowned Immortal Venerables, and a full sixty or seventy Immortal Lords, who were usually powerful enough to run rampant in a major heaven domain.

There were also hundreds of other immortals. With tigers playing lutes and luan birds pulling chariots, the immortals were gathered as densely as hemp.

If Jiang Che were to use a large-scale destructive item card from the system at this moment, he might be able to blast away a massive swath of immortals.

The Nine Heavens were too vast, and immortals died too slowly. Every ten thousand years, twenty or thirty immortals could be born, but the minimum lifespan of an immortal was a hundred thousand years. When their lifespans were exhausted, they could even seal themselves in Immortal Source to linger on.

"There will be three rounds in total! All the items up for auction this time are Peerless Life-Extension Pills!"

An immortal from the Jiang family took out a white jade box. After opening it, three white pills lay quietly inside.

He then raised his hand, picked one up, and tossed it into his mouth. In an instant, his entire body was enveloped by longevity matter, instantly increasing his lifespan by a thousand years!!!

This caused a commotion among the immortals.

"As you can see, one of these High-Grade Life-Extension Pills can increase lifespan by a thousand years with no diminishing effects, and their effects can be stacked. You can bid for one box at a time, with three pills per box... To prevent monopolization, the winning bidder must swallow them immediately after winning the bid!"

"Furthermore, once a bidder uses the pill, they cannot purchase another one for a thousand years!"

Jiang Che deeply understood the principle that rarity increases value. Since the Peerless Life-Extension Pills had stackable effects, it meant... if an Immortal Emperor made a move to directly rob other bidders after they bought the pills, instantly gaining hundreds of thousands of years of lifespan, who would come to buy Jiang Che's items in the future?

To put it bluntly, it would become a one-time deal. Jiang Che had to ensure that every Life-Extension Pill he sold was extremely expensive, and that there were no scalpers artificially inflating prices in the middle.

...

Soon, the pills began to be auctioned off one after another.

The immortals were extremely hesitant in their hearts, especially the Immortal Lords and Immortal Venerables with high cultivation bases. They all smiled and shook their heads at each other.

One person could only bid once. They obviously looked down on these pills that merely added a thousand years to one's lifespan. The legendary Taboo Immortal Pill that could extend lifespan by a hundred and twenty thousand years was their true target!

The starting price for a box of pills that extended life by a thousand years was one Immortal-Grade Spirit Stone, and there were 100 boxes in total. But even so... there were still many immortals willing to empty their fortunes just to win a single pill.

Soon, the first bidder (victim) appeared.

It was a One-Tribulation Immortal who emptied his estate, using 12 Immortal-Grade Spirit Stones plus a Saint-Grade Spirit Stone vein to win this box of pills.

"Haha... It really can extend lifespan! This Daoist has gained three thousand years of life, hahaha!" This immortal was an old man on the verge of a natural death. His life essence had long completely dried up, making him akin to a zombie. He came to the Jiang family this time just to gamble for a chance at survival.

If he hadn't won the pill, his soul would have dispersed and he would have completely passed away in at most seven days!

But now... this old immortal Daoist was so excited he was practically going crazy!

Seeing this made the other immortals itch with unbearable desire.

"Wait! This isn't right! Why is this poor Daoist so itchy? It's an unbearable itch!" Soon, this old immortal discovered something amiss. He felt a prickly sensation all over his body. Although it wasn't an itch that made him wish for death, it was still very uncomfortable, and shockingly, his immortal power couldn't suppress it!

At this time, an immortal from the Jiang family stepped forward.

"Everyone, I forgot to tell you. The Taboo Immortal Pill is an item that seizes the fortune of heaven and earth. Extending life without diminishing returns inevitably comes with flaws. It might be an unbearable itch or some other issue. But rest assured, these are all minor problems... compared to the grand scheme of immortality, they are not worth mentioning!"

Silence!

However, many immortals present still breathed a sigh of relief. Having flaws was a good thing! What they feared was an extension of life without any flaws; if it attracted a massive karmic consequence, it would be terrifying.

Reaching the level of an immortal, what one feared the most was karma.

...

Even after learning that the Taboo Immortal Pill had negative effects, it still couldn't stop the fanaticism of the immortals.

"Fifteen Immortal-Grade Spirit Stones!"

"I bid sixteen Immortal-Grade Spirit Stones plus a jar of Monkey Immortal Wine!"

The auction proceeded swiftly, and the hundred boxes of immortal pills were sold out in no time!

Then began the second round: twelve boxes of Taboo Immortal Pills that extended life by ten thousand years.

However, in this second round, Immortal-Grade Spirit Stones were already of no use, as the base bid started at 100 Immortal-Grade Spirit Stones.

The immortals went crazy. Even many Four-Tribulation Immortal Lords and Immortal Venerables entered the fray to make their bids!

"This seat offers an Ascension Stone!"

"An Ascension Stone? Hehe... This Venerable offers a complete strand of the Mother Qi of All Things!"

It was a classic case of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their own divine prowess. Any random item brought out was enough to stir up a storm of blood and rain in the Nine Heavens.

But at this moment, they could only serve as bargaining chips for a transaction!