"A... Achoo!"
Jiang Che suddenly sneezed, his brow furrowing tightly.
For some reason, his kidneys began to ache faintly.
"Could it be I've cursed too many people? Has someone put a curse on me?"
"Who would dare curse me?"
Truly, Jiang Che was arrogant. With his current methods, even if a true immortal's main body appeared before him, they would have no way to deal with him.
Just consider that near-limitless resurrection ability. An immortal would probably get a headache just thinking about it. They'd finally manage to kill Jiang Che tens of thousands of times, only for their mentality to collapse... providing Jiang Che with hundreds of millions more points to buy more resurrection cards...
"It really is strange. I now possess the Haotian Immortal Physique, so my kidneys shouldn't ache in theory..."
But Jiang Che didn't dwell on it and continued logging in to start trolling!
As for whether his Mystic Maiden fiancée from the Lunar Ice Palace would step forward to initiate a "broken engagement" trope, Jiang Che couldn't care less.
For an ordinary Chosen One, a broken engagement might be a catastrophic start, prompting a shout of "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully the young for being poor!"
But in front of Jiang Che, a broken engagement was merely a game of playing hard to get. He'd just carry her back anyway.
For this fiancée, Jiang Che had long since exchanged points for the Haotian Immortal Physique in advance!!!
[Haotian Immortal Physique: An extremely rare ancient immortal physique. Innately attuned to the Pure Yang Dao, naturally possesses nine sources of Immortal Yang essence. The bane of all Yin demons and evil spirits. Yang energy within the body is endless and continuous...]
That Mystic Maiden bore the Lunar Immortal Physique. A mere Solar Sacred Physique definitely couldn't withstand it; an upgrade was necessary.
Although Jiang Che possessed tens of thousands of resurrection cards, dying from having his Yang energy drained dry... would be far too humiliating.
......
Jiang Che's appearance was nothing short of explosive!
Single-handedly, he left trillions of Nine Heavens cultivators speechless with his trolling.
Of course, shockwaves followed immediately.
Because Jiang Che actively entered the Nine Heavens network, even exposing his soul imprint, he had almost revealed all his secrets.
"How is this possible? Four immortal physiques!!! Didn't he only have two? How the hell did he get four now?"
"This... this is just too heaven-defying, right? Even the invincible Human Emperor of a past era only had dual immortal physiques. Is this guy trying to overturn the heavens?"
"Damn, comparing people really kills you. I rose from humble beginnings, invincible from my village, defeating countless rivals along the way. Numerous princes and holy sons were no match for me, and I finally claimed the top spot on our region's genius ranking! But... I, the peerless top genius of our entire region, don't even have a sacred physique? I'm ranked beyond a million on the Nine Heavens genius list!!!"
"Hah, I can't even imagine how monstrous Jiang Che is! Four immortal physiques gathered in one person... who could possibly rival him? Given time... everyone will be left far behind in his dust, until he's utterly unreachable."
Dual immortal physiques were still within the realm of what everyone could accept, as there were precedents in the ancient history of the Nine Heavens. But four immortal physiques far exceeded everyone's understanding.
This was far from a simple matter of 2+2=4.
...
The Jiang Family of the Nine Heavens.
"This Jiang Che... what's going on??? Wasn't he a dual immortal physique holder? How did he acquire the Flawless Immortal Physique and the Haotian Immortal Physique now?"
The Ancestors of the Jiang Family were stunned.
An immortal physique, seen once in ten thousand years, how come it's like cabbage for you, appearing whenever you want?
"Isn't this normal?" A White-haired Immortal walked out leisurely.
Ever since obtaining Jiang Che's Immortal Peaches of Longevity and top-grade Life-Extending Pills, the immortal ancestors of the Jiang Family, except for the First Ancestor and Second Ancestor, had all revived from their immortal slumber.
With no lifespan worries, they spent their days wandering the various provinces of the Eastern Azure Heaven, occasionally releasing a hint of immortal aura to collect some "protection fees" from the various immortal dynasties and eternal clans.
"We've all speculated that Jiang Che is most likely the reincarnation of the Mortal Realm's Heavenly Dao... or even its physical manifestation in the human world. For the Heavenly Dao to possess four immortal physiques... is that really so strange?"
The White-haired Immortal said calmly.
The more monstrous Jiang Che was, the more it proved his identity as the Heavenly Dao!
"But this is too exaggerated, isn't it? Four immortal physiques... Our Nine Heavens' Heavenly Dao only gives birth to one immortal physique every ten thousand years..."
"Actually, it's not an exaggeration. You must remember... this is the Mortal Realm's Heavenly Dao. The Mortal Realm, as the source of all realms in ancient times and the place where the Ancient Heavenly Court was established, giving birth to a four-immortal-physique individual isn't hard to understand..."
"But that's the Heavenly Dao... How can the Heavenly Dao develop its own selfish desires? Wouldn't that throw everything into chaos?"
In everyone's understanding, the Heavenly Dao represented absolute fairness and justice. Yet, this Mortal Realm's Heavenly Dao was not only unfair, it even took human form... Probably, his four immortal physiques were condensed by consuming a million years of the Mortal Realm's accumulated fortune, right?
"Whether he is the Heavenly Dao, Jiang Che, or Jiang Che of our family, as long as he is friendly towards our Jiang Family, that's enough..."
The White-haired Ancestor sighed softly, his gaze looking into the distance, his mood rather content.
They, the Jiang Family, were absolutely determined to cling to this powerful ally!
...
Due to the marriage contract, Jiang Che became the enemy of many male cultivators in the Nine Heavens.
After all, the number of cultivators who fantasized about the Mystic Maiden was countless.
However, Jiang Che also gained a large number of female fans because of this.
"Jiang Che is so handsome! I want to have your babies!"
"Jiang Che, I am the Holy Maiden of the Jade Maiden Sect in the Purple Gold Province of the Blue Sea Region, Central Jun Heaven... can I become your woman? Please give me a chance!"
"Hey, hey, hey, take a look in the mirror, okay? Young Master Jiang said before... he won't marry anyone not in the top hundred of the Nine Heavens Beauty List. Look at yourself in the mirror; you probably can't even make it onto your Blue Sea Region's beauty list, right?"
"I can resist coveting Young Master Jiang's background, cultivation, talent... I can even set aside his looks, but... I really want to try his Haotian Immortal Physique (screaming)"
"The Haotian Immortal Physique is an ancient Pure Yang physique, and that Mystic Maiden is also a once-in-a-hundred-millennia Profound Yin physique. The union of Yin and Yang... is absolutely a match made in heaven."
"Pah, pah, pah! What do you women know? Is Jiang Che even worthy?"
However, just as these mindless devotees of the Mystic Maiden were fiercely criticizing Jiang Che, they were brutally backstabbed!
That's right, the ever-reclusive Mystic Maiden made a statement!
[I agree to this marriage.]
Very simple, only eight words, but they left all those who had been trolling Jiang Che dumbfounded.
At first, many didn't take her words seriously, as the Mystic Maiden was extremely mysterious, having almost never appeared on the Nine Heavens network, with very few pictures of her circulating.
But soon, people realized something was off because this person's information was also registered in the Nine Heavens network system.
This directly caused an explosion!
The Mystic Maiden... how could she possibly agree to this absurd marriage contract? It's simply impossible!!!
A grand gathering of clowns!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
spital. Good news: I've bound a system. Bad news: I'm still a baby. "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, do not bully the middle-aged for being poor — Divorce Comeback System." "Your marriage may have failed, but your luck in love has never run dry. Your childhood sweetheart, out of contact for twenty years, reappears. Her beauty remains, yet her eyes are brimming with tears." [Listen to the childhood sweetheart's sorrowful story.] Chen Zhi looked down at the diaper he was wearing, then at the little childhood sweetheart crying her heart out beside him, and fell into deep thought. Can anyone relate? I'm having a midlife crisis at an age where even rolling over is a struggle.
't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
