"A... Achoo!"
Jiang Che suddenly sneezed, his brow furrowing tightly.
For some reason, his kidneys began to ache faintly.
"Could it be I've cursed too many people? Has someone put a curse on me?"
"Who would dare curse me?"
Truly, Jiang Che was arrogant. With his current methods, even if a true immortal's main body appeared before him, they would have no way to deal with him.
Just consider that near-limitless resurrection ability. An immortal would probably get a headache just thinking about it. They'd finally manage to kill Jiang Che tens of thousands of times, only for their mentality to collapse... providing Jiang Che with hundreds of millions more points to buy more resurrection cards...
"It really is strange. I now possess the Haotian Immortal Physique, so my kidneys shouldn't ache in theory..."
But Jiang Che didn't dwell on it and continued logging in to start trolling!
As for whether his Mystic Maiden fiancée from the Lunar Ice Palace would step forward to initiate a "broken engagement" trope, Jiang Che couldn't care less.
For an ordinary Chosen One, a broken engagement might be a catastrophic start, prompting a shout of "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, don't bully the young for being poor!"
But in front of Jiang Che, a broken engagement was merely a game of playing hard to get. He'd just carry her back anyway.
For this fiancée, Jiang Che had long since exchanged points for the Haotian Immortal Physique in advance!!!
[Haotian Immortal Physique: An extremely rare ancient immortal physique. Innately attuned to the Pure Yang Dao, naturally possesses nine sources of Immortal Yang essence. The bane of all Yin demons and evil spirits. Yang energy within the body is endless and continuous...]
That Mystic Maiden bore the Lunar Immortal Physique. A mere Solar Sacred Physique definitely couldn't withstand it; an upgrade was necessary.
Although Jiang Che possessed tens of thousands of resurrection cards, dying from having his Yang energy drained dry... would be far too humiliating.
......
Jiang Che's appearance was nothing short of explosive!
Single-handedly, he left trillions of Nine Heavens cultivators speechless with his trolling.
Of course, shockwaves followed immediately.
Because Jiang Che actively entered the Nine Heavens network, even exposing his soul imprint, he had almost revealed all his secrets.
"How is this possible? Four immortal physiques!!! Didn't he only have two? How the hell did he get four now?"
"This... this is just too heaven-defying, right? Even the invincible Human Emperor of a past era only had dual immortal physiques. Is this guy trying to overturn the heavens?"
"Damn, comparing people really kills you. I rose from humble beginnings, invincible from my village, defeating countless rivals along the way. Numerous princes and holy sons were no match for me, and I finally claimed the top spot on our region's genius ranking! But... I, the peerless top genius of our entire region, don't even have a sacred physique? I'm ranked beyond a million on the Nine Heavens genius list!!!"
"Hah, I can't even imagine how monstrous Jiang Che is! Four immortal physiques gathered in one person... who could possibly rival him? Given time... everyone will be left far behind in his dust, until he's utterly unreachable."
Dual immortal physiques were still within the realm of what everyone could accept, as there were precedents in the ancient history of the Nine Heavens. But four immortal physiques far exceeded everyone's understanding.
This was far from a simple matter of 2+2=4.
...
The Jiang Family of the Nine Heavens.
"This Jiang Che... what's going on??? Wasn't he a dual immortal physique holder? How did he acquire the Flawless Immortal Physique and the Haotian Immortal Physique now?"
The Ancestors of the Jiang Family were stunned.
An immortal physique, seen once in ten thousand years, how come it's like cabbage for you, appearing whenever you want?
"Isn't this normal?" A White-haired Immortal walked out leisurely.
Ever since obtaining Jiang Che's Immortal Peaches of Longevity and top-grade Life-Extending Pills, the immortal ancestors of the Jiang Family, except for the First Ancestor and Second Ancestor, had all revived from their immortal slumber.
With no lifespan worries, they spent their days wandering the various provinces of the Eastern Azure Heaven, occasionally releasing a hint of immortal aura to collect some "protection fees" from the various immortal dynasties and eternal clans.
"We've all speculated that Jiang Che is most likely the reincarnation of the Mortal Realm's Heavenly Dao... or even its physical manifestation in the human world. For the Heavenly Dao to possess four immortal physiques... is that really so strange?"
The White-haired Immortal said calmly.
The more monstrous Jiang Che was, the more it proved his identity as the Heavenly Dao!
"But this is too exaggerated, isn't it? Four immortal physiques... Our Nine Heavens' Heavenly Dao only gives birth to one immortal physique every ten thousand years..."
"Actually, it's not an exaggeration. You must remember... this is the Mortal Realm's Heavenly Dao. The Mortal Realm, as the source of all realms in ancient times and the place where the Ancient Heavenly Court was established, giving birth to a four-immortal-physique individual isn't hard to understand..."
"But that's the Heavenly Dao... How can the Heavenly Dao develop its own selfish desires? Wouldn't that throw everything into chaos?"
In everyone's understanding, the Heavenly Dao represented absolute fairness and justice. Yet, this Mortal Realm's Heavenly Dao was not only unfair, it even took human form... Probably, his four immortal physiques were condensed by consuming a million years of the Mortal Realm's accumulated fortune, right?
"Whether he is the Heavenly Dao, Jiang Che, or Jiang Che of our family, as long as he is friendly towards our Jiang Family, that's enough..."
The White-haired Ancestor sighed softly, his gaze looking into the distance, his mood rather content.
They, the Jiang Family, were absolutely determined to cling to this powerful ally!
...
Due to the marriage contract, Jiang Che became the enemy of many male cultivators in the Nine Heavens.
After all, the number of cultivators who fantasized about the Mystic Maiden was countless.
However, Jiang Che also gained a large number of female fans because of this.
"Jiang Che is so handsome! I want to have your babies!"
"Jiang Che, I am the Holy Maiden of the Jade Maiden Sect in the Purple Gold Province of the Blue Sea Region, Central Jun Heaven... can I become your woman? Please give me a chance!"
"Hey, hey, hey, take a look in the mirror, okay? Young Master Jiang said before... he won't marry anyone not in the top hundred of the Nine Heavens Beauty List. Look at yourself in the mirror; you probably can't even make it onto your Blue Sea Region's beauty list, right?"
"I can resist coveting Young Master Jiang's background, cultivation, talent... I can even set aside his looks, but... I really want to try his Haotian Immortal Physique (screaming)"
"The Haotian Immortal Physique is an ancient Pure Yang physique, and that Mystic Maiden is also a once-in-a-hundred-millennia Profound Yin physique. The union of Yin and Yang... is absolutely a match made in heaven."
"Pah, pah, pah! What do you women know? Is Jiang Che even worthy?"
However, just as these mindless devotees of the Mystic Maiden were fiercely criticizing Jiang Che, they were brutally backstabbed!
That's right, the ever-reclusive Mystic Maiden made a statement!
[I agree to this marriage.]
Very simple, only eight words, but they left all those who had been trolling Jiang Che dumbfounded.
At first, many didn't take her words seriously, as the Mystic Maiden was extremely mysterious, having almost never appeared on the Nine Heavens network, with very few pictures of her circulating.
But soon, people realized something was off because this person's information was also registered in the Nine Heavens network system.
This directly caused an explosion!
The Mystic Maiden... how could she possibly agree to this absurd marriage contract? It's simply impossible!!!
A grand gathering of clowns!
lanned to earn money steadily and take life at a slower pace. But he never expected... his father's remarriage, and the stepmother bringing along a dependent, would completely disrupt his life's plans...
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
