The Lunar Ice Palace and the Jiang Family have formed a marriage alliance!!!
Even the Jialan Empress was stunned. What is going on?
"Your Majesty, just moments ago... the Jiang Family announced a marriage alliance with the Lunar Ice Palace. The one to be married is precisely the Jiang Family's Eleventh Imperial Son, Jiang Che!"
"The news has already spread across the Nine Heavens. In just a few minutes, it has shot up to third place on the Nine Heavens trending list!"
Instantly, the chatter grew lively.
Some great emperors directly focused their divine sense and entered the Nine Heavens network.
Sure enough!
[Trending List T3: Shocking! The Jiang Family has actually formed a marriage alliance with the Lunar Ice Palace?]
[Trending List T5: According to insider information, the Lunar Ice Palace's marriage partner is that peerless beauty ranked third on the Alluring Beauty List!]
You must understand, how vast are the Nine Heavens?
The number of living beings it encompasses is incalculable, reaching trillions upon trillions. The number of events that occur daily is beyond count, making it extremely difficult to get on the trending list.
But now... the news of Jiang Che's marriage alliance has exploded!
The reason is none other than the marriage partner herself!
The Holy Maiden of the Lunar Ice Palace, the super beauty ranked third on the entire Nine Heavens Alluring Beauty List!
You must know, how numerous are the cultivators in the Nine Heavens?
Nourished by immortal spiritual energy, the appearances of female cultivators are generally not particularly poor, so beauties are common in the cultivation world.
To be called a peerless beauty in the cultivation world is no longer just about appearance; it relies more on temperament and that immortal aura.
And a woman who can rank third on the overall Nine Heavens Alluring Beauty List... one can imagine just how beautiful she must be!
Jia Ling'er, as a princess of the Jialan clan, is already very beautiful, yet even so, she only ranks within the top ten on the Southern Maelstrom Heaven's Alluring Beauty List!
She doesn't even make it into the top one hundred on the entire Nine Heavens Alluring Beauty List.
The Mystic Maiden of the Lunar Ice Palace is adored by countless people.
Of course, she spends years in secluded cultivation within the Ice Palace, and photos of her are exceedingly rare in the outside world. Yet despite this... she still firmly holds the third position on the Alluring Beauty List!
"No... I don't believe it!!! How could the Lunar Ice Palace's Mystic Maiden possibly form a marriage alliance with that scumbag from the Jiang Family???"
"Damn Lunar Ice Palace, what exactly are you doing? You're clearly pushing the Mystic Maiden into a pit of fire!!!"
"I refuse to accept this, why? What does that Jiang Che have besides dual immortal physiques??? I want to kill him!!!"
"The Mystic Maiden must have been forced! Wait for me... I, Ye Huanchen, will definitely go and crash the wedding!"
"Hah, crashing the wedding? Do you even qualify? What the hell are you?"
"All of you, kneel before me, Zhao Ritian! If anyone's crashing the wedding, it'll be me, Zhao Ritian, first! The Mystic Maiden and I are childhood sweethearts. When we were kids, she played at her house, and I played at mine."
"Ahem, you bunch of so-called 'Chosen Ones,' stop spouting nonsense. Careful, or I'll report you to the Chosen Ones Association and get your pay docked, believe me?"
Clearly, the vast majority of these guys wanting to crash the wedding are self-important Sons of Fortune. Even if they joined the Chosen Ones Association, they'd only be minor cannon fodder in the Human Pavilion.
Anyone whose rank has reached the Earth Pavilion would never spout such foolish talk about crashing a wedding.
"Where Did My Leeks Go: To all you simps, calling her 'Mystic Maiden' this and 'Mystic Maiden' that—you probably don't even know her name, honestly killing me with laughter!"
Lies are not blades; the truth is the sharpest knife!
With one sentence, he directly caused a massive mental breakdown among a large group of Sons of Fortune.
Because... they really don't know her name!
It's just that they don't want their goddess to be possessed by someone else. After all, in the eyes of a Son of Fortune... all beautiful women are their property.
Of course, to be fair, most men actually have this kind of thought. The desire for possession is something everyone has to some degree; it's understandable.
But you, motherfer, don't even know her name and yet have the audacity to talk about crashing the wedding? That's a bit too much!
"That 'leek' guy, who the hell are you? You don't know the Mystic Maiden either, do you!"
"Still calling yourself 'leek'? If your kidneys are weak, eating more leeks won't help. I'm a high-level alchemist, want me to refine some kidney-strengthening pills for you?"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: Who am I? I am Jiang Che! What of it? If you're unhappy, come bite me!"
!!!
These words caused an immediate uproar!
"What bullshit are you spouting? Jiang Che? I think you're just a troll!"
"Wait, he really seems to be Jiang Che!!!"
Soon, Jiang Che's identity was exposed.
Because Jiang Che's soul had logged into the Nine Heavens network with real-name verification.
[Where Did My Leeks Go, Physiques: Chaos Immortal Physique, Void Immortal Physique, Immaculate Immortal Physique, Haotian Immortal Physique, Great Sun Sacred Physique, possesses True Immortal Martial Dao imprint...]
Of course, this was intentional on Jiang Che's part; otherwise, the Void Immortal Physique definitely wouldn't have been detected.
And the moment Jiang Che's true identity appeared, he instantly became the target of everyone's verbal attacks!!!
"You despicable scum, you still have the face to show up? If it weren't for relying on your immortal physiques and the Jiang Family's protection, you'd be nothing!"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: So what? In terms of talent, I surpass you all by a thousandfold! And I'm not just dual immortal physiques, okay... take a good look, I possess four immortal physiques! In terms of background, I'm an imperial son of an immortal clan. In terms of looks, I'm dashingly handsome! What are you bunch of pathetic losers squawking about?"
"You're just a bit luckier, that's all! Even with the marriage contract... the Ice Palace's Mystic Maiden would definitely never fall for you!"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: In this lifetime, you're destined to spend your life with Miss Five Fingers. The girl you can't let go of, someone else might have already put her in."
"Where Did My Leeks Go: Come on, come on, tell me your complete birth date and time. I'll send you some local specialties, guaranteed to make you take off on the spot!"
"You, you, you... screw your mother!"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: You should be grateful. This Nine Heavens network is the only way you can come into contact with someone of my level. In reality, you're all worthless, just a bunch of self-important nobodies."
[Ding! Host has trolled a large group of Sons of Fortune, gaining 200 million points.]
[Ding! Host has trolled...]
Jiang Che was on a rampage, single-handedly taking on the entire crowd in a war of words, each strike carrying extra damage and dealing area-of-effect damage to the whole group.
"Where Did My Leeks Go: Why has everyone gone quiet? Sorry... I wasn't targeting any one of you just now, but all of you. A bunch of trash!"
...
Meanwhile, within the Lunar Ice Palace.
"Hmm? This is somewhat interesting..."
On top of a massive ice coffin, a flawless, exquisite figure sat upon an ice throne. A thin, gauzy garment barely covered her body, yet it accentuated her figure perfectly.
Pale white hair cascaded down. Her entire being was indescribably beautiful. She sat with her legs crossed... even her skin was a pale white, making her beauty like a painting.
And her pupils held an unusual crimson hue.
"But... it's actually the Haotian Immortal Physique?" The woman's thin lips curled into a faint, ghostly smile, the crimson in her pupils deepening.
Her tongue lightly licked her red lips.
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
