The Lunar Ice Palace and the Jiang Family have formed a marriage alliance!!!
Even the Jialan Empress was stunned. What is going on?
"Your Majesty, just moments ago... the Jiang Family announced a marriage alliance with the Lunar Ice Palace. The one to be married is precisely the Jiang Family's Eleventh Imperial Son, Jiang Che!"
"The news has already spread across the Nine Heavens. In just a few minutes, it has shot up to third place on the Nine Heavens trending list!"
Instantly, the chatter grew lively.
Some great emperors directly focused their divine sense and entered the Nine Heavens network.
Sure enough!
[Trending List T3: Shocking! The Jiang Family has actually formed a marriage alliance with the Lunar Ice Palace?]
[Trending List T5: According to insider information, the Lunar Ice Palace's marriage partner is that peerless beauty ranked third on the Alluring Beauty List!]
You must understand, how vast are the Nine Heavens?
The number of living beings it encompasses is incalculable, reaching trillions upon trillions. The number of events that occur daily is beyond count, making it extremely difficult to get on the trending list.
But now... the news of Jiang Che's marriage alliance has exploded!
The reason is none other than the marriage partner herself!
The Holy Maiden of the Lunar Ice Palace, the super beauty ranked third on the entire Nine Heavens Alluring Beauty List!
You must know, how numerous are the cultivators in the Nine Heavens?
Nourished by immortal spiritual energy, the appearances of female cultivators are generally not particularly poor, so beauties are common in the cultivation world.
To be called a peerless beauty in the cultivation world is no longer just about appearance; it relies more on temperament and that immortal aura.
And a woman who can rank third on the overall Nine Heavens Alluring Beauty List... one can imagine just how beautiful she must be!
Jia Ling'er, as a princess of the Jialan clan, is already very beautiful, yet even so, she only ranks within the top ten on the Southern Maelstrom Heaven's Alluring Beauty List!
She doesn't even make it into the top one hundred on the entire Nine Heavens Alluring Beauty List.
The Mystic Maiden of the Lunar Ice Palace is adored by countless people.
Of course, she spends years in secluded cultivation within the Ice Palace, and photos of her are exceedingly rare in the outside world. Yet despite this... she still firmly holds the third position on the Alluring Beauty List!
"No... I don't believe it!!! How could the Lunar Ice Palace's Mystic Maiden possibly form a marriage alliance with that scumbag from the Jiang Family???"
"Damn Lunar Ice Palace, what exactly are you doing? You're clearly pushing the Mystic Maiden into a pit of fire!!!"
"I refuse to accept this, why? What does that Jiang Che have besides dual immortal physiques??? I want to kill him!!!"
"The Mystic Maiden must have been forced! Wait for me... I, Ye Huanchen, will definitely go and crash the wedding!"
"Hah, crashing the wedding? Do you even qualify? What the hell are you?"
"All of you, kneel before me, Zhao Ritian! If anyone's crashing the wedding, it'll be me, Zhao Ritian, first! The Mystic Maiden and I are childhood sweethearts. When we were kids, she played at her house, and I played at mine."
"Ahem, you bunch of so-called 'Chosen Ones,' stop spouting nonsense. Careful, or I'll report you to the Chosen Ones Association and get your pay docked, believe me?"
Clearly, the vast majority of these guys wanting to crash the wedding are self-important Sons of Fortune. Even if they joined the Chosen Ones Association, they'd only be minor cannon fodder in the Human Pavilion.
Anyone whose rank has reached the Earth Pavilion would never spout such foolish talk about crashing a wedding.
"Where Did My Leeks Go: To all you simps, calling her 'Mystic Maiden' this and 'Mystic Maiden' that—you probably don't even know her name, honestly killing me with laughter!"
Lies are not blades; the truth is the sharpest knife!
With one sentence, he directly caused a massive mental breakdown among a large group of Sons of Fortune.
Because... they really don't know her name!
It's just that they don't want their goddess to be possessed by someone else. After all, in the eyes of a Son of Fortune... all beautiful women are their property.
Of course, to be fair, most men actually have this kind of thought. The desire for possession is something everyone has to some degree; it's understandable.
But you, motherfer, don't even know her name and yet have the audacity to talk about crashing the wedding? That's a bit too much!
"That 'leek' guy, who the hell are you? You don't know the Mystic Maiden either, do you!"
"Still calling yourself 'leek'? If your kidneys are weak, eating more leeks won't help. I'm a high-level alchemist, want me to refine some kidney-strengthening pills for you?"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: Who am I? I am Jiang Che! What of it? If you're unhappy, come bite me!"
!!!
These words caused an immediate uproar!
"What bullshit are you spouting? Jiang Che? I think you're just a troll!"
"Wait, he really seems to be Jiang Che!!!"
Soon, Jiang Che's identity was exposed.
Because Jiang Che's soul had logged into the Nine Heavens network with real-name verification.
[Where Did My Leeks Go, Physiques: Chaos Immortal Physique, Void Immortal Physique, Immaculate Immortal Physique, Haotian Immortal Physique, Great Sun Sacred Physique, possesses True Immortal Martial Dao imprint...]
Of course, this was intentional on Jiang Che's part; otherwise, the Void Immortal Physique definitely wouldn't have been detected.
And the moment Jiang Che's true identity appeared, he instantly became the target of everyone's verbal attacks!!!
"You despicable scum, you still have the face to show up? If it weren't for relying on your immortal physiques and the Jiang Family's protection, you'd be nothing!"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: So what? In terms of talent, I surpass you all by a thousandfold! And I'm not just dual immortal physiques, okay... take a good look, I possess four immortal physiques! In terms of background, I'm an imperial son of an immortal clan. In terms of looks, I'm dashingly handsome! What are you bunch of pathetic losers squawking about?"
"You're just a bit luckier, that's all! Even with the marriage contract... the Ice Palace's Mystic Maiden would definitely never fall for you!"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: In this lifetime, you're destined to spend your life with Miss Five Fingers. The girl you can't let go of, someone else might have already put her in."
"Where Did My Leeks Go: Come on, come on, tell me your complete birth date and time. I'll send you some local specialties, guaranteed to make you take off on the spot!"
"You, you, you... screw your mother!"
"Where Did My Leeks Go: You should be grateful. This Nine Heavens network is the only way you can come into contact with someone of my level. In reality, you're all worthless, just a bunch of self-important nobodies."
[Ding! Host has trolled a large group of Sons of Fortune, gaining 200 million points.]
[Ding! Host has trolled...]
Jiang Che was on a rampage, single-handedly taking on the entire crowd in a war of words, each strike carrying extra damage and dealing area-of-effect damage to the whole group.
"Where Did My Leeks Go: Why has everyone gone quiet? Sorry... I wasn't targeting any one of you just now, but all of you. A bunch of trash!"
...
Meanwhile, within the Lunar Ice Palace.
"Hmm? This is somewhat interesting..."
On top of a massive ice coffin, a flawless, exquisite figure sat upon an ice throne. A thin, gauzy garment barely covered her body, yet it accentuated her figure perfectly.
Pale white hair cascaded down. Her entire being was indescribably beautiful. She sat with her legs crossed... even her skin was a pale white, making her beauty like a painting.
And her pupils held an unusual crimson hue.
"But... it's actually the Haotian Immortal Physique?" The woman's thin lips curled into a faint, ghostly smile, the crimson in her pupils deepening.
Her tongue lightly licked her red lips.
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
