Absolutely!
Imperial-grade bloodline!
Qing'er had completely transformed from the lowest trash-tier mortal bloodline into an imperial-grade one, defying the bloodline taboo rules set by the Jia Lan Clan for hundreds of thousands of years.
Even more... the purity of Qing'er's bloodline was no weaker than that of the princess herself—in fact, it was slightly stronger.
This left the usually arrogant and prideful Jia Ling'er utterly dumbfounded.
Jiang Che hadn't been bluffing—he truly had a way to elevate a mermaid's bloodline. So... didn't that make her, the princess, seem utterly ridiculous?
Kill that little mermaid! Kill her... and your bloodline will still be the strongest. You’ll still be the noble princess!
A dark thought suddenly surfaced in Jia Ling'er's mind.
That’s right. A treasure capable of refining bloodline purity like this must be unique—Jiang Che surely didn’t have another. If she just eliminated Qing'er...
But Jia Ling'er violently shook her head, horrified by her own twisted idea. How... how could she harm one of her own kin?
Yet... she truly didn’t know what to do now.
Her noble bloodline had been her greatest pride, but now even that was gone.
Her mother was trapped in the Nine Heavens and couldn’t descend to the mortal realm. When she was bullied, no one stood up for her. And now, the one thing she could still take pride in—her bloodline—had been overshadowed by Qing'er.
"Jiang Che, young master... what... what’s happening to me?" Qing'er threw herself into Jiang Che's arms.
"You little rascal, put some clothes on first!" Jiang Che glared at her.
"Hehe~" Qing'er giggled, flashing her adorable little fangs, before changing into fresh attire.
"Young master Jiang Che, you’re amazing! My bloodline really improved so much! I feel like... like... I could even become the princess of the Jia Lan Clan now!"
Qing'er puffed out her chest, brimming with pride.
Unbeknownst to her, those words became the final straw that broke the camel’s back.
"Waaahhh~~~ waaahhh!"
Jia Ling'er completely lost it and burst into tears.
Just moments ago, it was Qing'er crying—now it was Jia Ling'er's turn.
Except, when Qing'er cried, someone comforted her. When Jia Ling'er cried... would Jiang Che bother to console her?
Hah! Even if you’re born a princess, that doesn’t mean you get to act like one!
This Jia Ling'er needed to be taken down a peg.
"Uh..." Qing'er glanced awkwardly at Jia Ling'er.
"What? You wanna be the Jia Lan Clan’s princess too, little one? I can help you with that!" Jiang Che scooped Qing'er up in his arms.
And honestly, after her bloodline upgrade... holding her just felt different.
Bloodline, status, talent—these things might matter elsewhere, but to Jiang Che... their greatest use was just boosting his attack speed.
"No way! I don’t want to be any princess. Whoever wants it can have it... I’d rather stay by young master Jiang Che’s side." Qing'er smiled sweetly.
"Waaahhh~~~" Jia Ling'er wailed even louder, feeling the sting deep in her heart.
Human joys and sorrows are never shared—this was a world where only Jia Ling'er suffered!
No matter how loudly she cried, not a single soul stepped forward to comfort her.
"Alright, alright!" Jiang Che clapped his hands.
Jia Ling'er instantly looked up, teary-eyed. Was there hope? Surely this man wouldn’t just leave her sobbing like this.
"What are you staring at? I wasn’t calling you—I meant Xue'er and the others!" Jiang Che’s tone was downright hostile.
"You... waaahhh! You’re so mean! Waaahhh~~~" Jia Ling'er couldn’t stop crying. Her teardrops, as large as beans, hit the ground and instantly crystallized into lustrous pearls, scattering everywhere.
Cry, cry, cry—the more, the better. More tears meant more mermaid pearls, and imperial-grade mermaid tears were quite valuable.
Ding! Host has successfully trolled Jia Ling'er, earning 3 million trolling points.
...
"Young master Jiang Che, what is it?" Xue'er and the others gathered around him.
"Qing'er, congratulations! You’ve got an imperial-grade bloodline now. We’ll all have to rely on you from now on, hehe~"
Yun'er and the others teased Qing'er playfully, showing no trace of jealousy or resentment over her bloodline breakthrough. Even if they did feel envy... they’d never let it show, especially not in front of Jiang Che.
"Young master Jiang Che, do you have any more ways to improve bloodline purity? Chun Chun wants it too~" Chun Chun nestled obediently against Jiang Che’s leg, her little face full of longing.
If you want something, just say it—no need to hide it.
If an ugly person said this, it’d be called greed. But when a pretty girl says it... it’s called honesty!
"Chun Chun, don’t talk nonsense! A treasure like this is one in a million—don’t trouble young master Jiang Che!" Tong Tong scolded lightly.
See? These girls were masters of manipulation. A double act was scary enough, but with four of them?
Poor Jiang Che was completely at their mercy.
"Haha, young master here has plenty to go around! Stick with me, and every one of you will have a shot at imperial-grade bloodline in the future!"
With a grand flourish, Jiang Che summoned dozens of shimmering multicolored scales!!!
That’s right—dozens of Immortal Cloud Heartguard Scales, any one of which could elevate bloodline to imperial-grade!
The little mermaids had never seen anything like it. They were utterly stunned.
They knew exactly what each of these tiny scales represented—
A chance to defy fate!
Just one scale could elevate their bloodline to imperial-grade, even surpassing the princess herself. And Jiang Che had dozens in his grasp? This was beyond insane.
"Wow, young master Jiang Che, you’re incredible!"
The girls swarmed him, clinging so tightly it was like they wanted to swallow him whole.
Everyone claims to hate gold-diggers—but that’s only when their pockets aren’t deep enough. When you’re rich... are they gold-diggers?
No, they’re just your honest, loyal sweethearts!
"Easy now, easy! There’ll be enough for everyone. But you can’t use these scales yet—you’ll need to reach Martial God stage first. Only then will the effects be perfect."
Ahem. Jiang Che wasn’t just stringing them along—he merely had a measly 4.2 billion trolling points left...
After all, you can’t just fulfill a woman’s every wish immediately. Sometimes, it’s better to keep them wanting more.
"Hah... hahaha... what a joke."
Jia Ling'er’s composure shattered completely when Jiang Che pulled out those dozens of scales.
She even laughed at herself. "So... so my proud imperial-grade bloodline was just a joke to you all along."
"What nonsense! It’s all lies! I refuse to believe it! Mother, you lied to me... even the ancestors of the Jia Lan Clan lied to me! You said I was the noblest bloodline of our clan, so why... why is this happening?!"
Jia Ling'er was beyond hysterical—one moment sobbing into her hands, the next laughing bitterly at herself.
Every last shred of her pride had been crushed, leaving her fallen into the dust.
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
