Jia Yue was dumbfounded.
How dare this guy?!
What gives a mere Tong Shen Realm cultivator the audacity to harbor lustful thoughts toward Her Majesty?
Her Majesty is one of the top powerhouses of the Jialan Clan, a Three-Life Emperor Realm expert who has cultivated her future incarnation. Isn’t he afraid of karmic retribution?
"Young Master, you mustn’t speak recklessly!"
"What? So just because she’s some badass powerhouse… I can’t even fantasize about her in my head?" Jiang Che took shamelessness to a whole new level.
"You—"
Jia Yue and the others were speechless!
Fine! Absolutely fine!
After all, the Nine Heavens Beauty Rankings were filled with countless portraits and recordings of celestial maidens. The number of people who indulged in unspeakable acts while gazing at those portraits was beyond counting—it’s not like they could hunt down every single one of them, right?
If they did, at least a third of the Nine Heavens’ population would vanish overnight.
"Enough, I’m done wasting words on you. These mermaids are mine now—I’m taking them!"
Jiang Che descended slowly, walking toward Jia Yue and the others until he stood before the little mermaids.
These mermaid attendants had been carefully selected for him by Qiu Lin, all young maidens with ages precisely between 18 and 20. Though their looks weren’t extraordinary, they were certainly pleasing to the eye.
In an instant, the little mermaids swarmed around Jiang Che.
"Wuwuwu, Young Master Jiang!"
"Young Master Jiang…"
A dozen mermaids—truly a delightful experience for Young Master Jiang.
"Young Master…" Jia Yue opened his mouth to speak but found himself at a loss for words.
This guy was clearly a pervert! How could the Jiang Clan of the Nine Heavens, such a prestigious immortal family, produce such a lustful descendant?
What a disgrace!
...
Just as Jiang Che was about to take the little mermaids back to the Dragon Palace—
Several Tong Shen Realm auras approached from afar.
"Hahaha! I heard Brother Jia Yue caught a group of mortal-world mermaids? Mind letting us have a look?"
The boisterous laughter arrived before the speaker.
Another Fourth Revolution Tong Shen Realm expert!
This one, however, was a massive sea serpent—hundreds of meters long, wreathed in golden flames, its scales a deep crimson.
Jia Yue: "......"
He whispered to Jiang Che via sound transmission, "Young Master, this guy came down to the mortal realm with us. He’s a powerhouse from the Scarletflame Goldscale Python Clan, named Chi Shi…"
"Chi Shi?" Jiang Che frowned.
What the hell kind of name was that?
Soon, Chi Shi arrived before the group.
"Hah! So there really are mermaids! These little mortal-world mermaids might have impure bloodlines, but their looks aren’t bad. A bit too skinny—probably won’t last long—but as long as there are enough of them…"
Chi Shi began leering openly. With his Fourth Revolution Tong Shen Realm cultivation, even if Jia Yue was of the same level, he wouldn’t dare oppose him over a few mortal-world mermaids.
Jia Yue: "......"
The way he looked at Chi Shi was no different from how one would look at a dead man.
Hopeless.
Chi Shi’s gaze burned with desire. Dragons were inherently lustful, and the Scarletflame Goldscale Pythons—a branch of the dragon lineage—had inherited little of their ancestors’ noble blood but all of their depravity, if not more.
"Oh? Brother Jia Yue… Is this human next to you some pretty boy you’re keeping? Hahaha!"
"Not to offend, but this human’s arms and legs are so thin—he’s definitely lacking in that department. You’d be better off with me! I, Chi Shi, am quite famous in the Scarletflame Goldscale Python Clan. I’ve starred in tens of thousands of films, and my memory stone sales have surpassed ten billion…"
Jia Yue, Qiu Lin, Jiang Che: "......"
So this bastard was a damn adult film star!
Just like on Earth, the Nine Heavens had its own thriving adult entertainment industry—systematized and even more diverse.
After all, the Nine Heavens was home to ten thousand races!
The daily revenue from memory stone sales in this sector alone was a staggering astronomical figure.
But Chi Shi had just crossed Jiang Che’s bottom line.
Daring to say Jiang Che was lacking in that department?
You’ve chosen death!
"Snake meat isn’t bad—makes for a good stew," Jiang Che remarked calmly.
Chi Shi froze, then burst into laughter. "You’re just a puny First Revolution Tong Shen Realm cultivator. How dare you—"
Jiang Che dug his ear lazily before raising his hand, assuming the opening stance of the One Palm Scripture.
The One Palm Scripture, the signature technique of Emperor Jiang Hong, was simplicity itself—its entire essence boiled down to one move: slapping the shit out of people!
One slap, and they’d never make a sound again!
"You—"
Chi Shi instantly sensed something was wrong!
This guy was only at the First Revolution Tong Shen Realm, yet the aura he emitted was on par with high-level Tong Shen Realm experts!
"Wait! I surren—BAM!"
A single slap reduced his body and soul to dust.
Silence reclaimed the world.
Watching Chi Shi’s pulverized remains, Qiu Lin—huddled in a corner—gulped repeatedly, his eyes blazing with fanaticism.
This was Young Master Jiang! Though not yet a true Martial God, his future achievements would undoubtedly rival an emperor’s. He’d bet on the right horse—even as a lowly underling, he’d rise to greatness by Jiang Che’s side.
Only his boss was worthy of that Dragon Maiden.
Speaking of which… if his boss really did win the Dragon Maiden’s heart, wouldn’t that mean he’d played a small part in it too?
Meanwhile, Jia Yue and the other merfolk were utterly stunned.
Are you fucking kidding me? This is a First Revolution Tong Shen Realm cultivator?!
Even if you’ve got a Saint Body, your combat power shouldn’t be this absurd!
"Tsk, what a waste of ingredients," Jiang Che sighed.
But then his eyes lit up. "Oh ho! The snake’s gallbladder survived. Now that’s a potent tonic!"
He scampered over to the corpse and plucked out a crimson gallbladder.
The current Jiang Che was a far cry from his former self. He’d shed the label of "trash" and emerged as a bona fide cultivation genius!
With his Immortal Mark, Solar Saint Body, and cultivation techniques all at the Emperor-grade minimum, he’d likely amass enough points to reach 100 million within a week—unlocking his true Chaos Immortal Body!
Who would dare call Young Master Jiang trash now?!
Jiang Che glanced at Jia Yue. "What are you staring at? Never seen a genius before?"
Jia Yue: "......"
He’d certainly never seen one with such thick skin.
But Jiang Che was monstrously talented. With such overwhelming prowess among the younger generation, his future was boundless—no wonder the Jiang Clan of the Nine Heavens had named him their Eleventh Young Emperor.
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
th】 【No prior gaming knowledge required】【The First Cultivation + Game Design Novel on the Platform】 In a world where the righteous path dominates and crushes the demonic sects, Lu Ze unlocks the "Son of the Demon Path" system. Killing righteous cultivators now grants him power-ups. Wait—deaths in illusions count too? As a former game designer, Lu Ze decides to give the cultivators of this world a little—no, a massive—shock... Sect Elders: "What is this 'Escape from the Demon Sect' game? Why have all our disciples abandoned cultivation to play it??" Elite Disciples: "You're saying... mastering 'Demon Slayer' can help us counter demonic schemes?" Reclusive Masters: "Why did I leave seclusion? Ask that backstabbing rat who ambushed me in 'Eternal Strife' yesterday!" Rogue Cultivators & Civilians: "'Immortal Abyss Action' is addictive! You can even earn spirit stones by loot-running..." Sect Prodigy: "My Dao heart is unshakable... except for that cursed black hammer." Royal Scions: "Can skins have stat boosts? I’ll pay 10,000 spirit stones for one!!" Sect Leader: "WHO IS CORRUPTING MY DISCIPLES?!!!"
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
