Daring to kidnap the ornamental fish raised by Young Master Jiang?
That’s practically equivalent to defying the heavens!
Young Master Jiang is furious, and the consequences are dire.
"Young Master Jiang, ride on my back—I’ll take you to find them!" Qiu Lin knelt on the ground, transforming into the ultimate bootlicker.
"Ride on your back?"
Jiang Che frowned, glancing at the towering Qiu Lin.
This guy was nearly eight feet tall, a vaguely humanoid creature—how the hell was he supposed to carry him?
"Heh heh, just watch, Young Master!"
Qiu Lin flashed an ingratiating smile before suddenly transforming from a humanoid figure into a bizarre horned dragon, its body stretching nearly a hundred meters long, covered in jet-black scales that exuded an imposing aura.
The only flaw was the broken horn on its head, which made it look somewhat ridiculous.
"I might as well just fly there on my sword..."
Jiang Che was utterly speechless. What kind of status did he, Young Master Jiang, hold?
Could he really ride some shabby dragon?
At the very least, it had to be a true-blooded dragon!
Of course, if it were a pretty little female dragon, that’d be a different story.
"Hey hey hey, Young Master Jiang... You’re flying the wrong way! They’re to the east!"
Qiu Lin instantly reverted to his original form and flew after him.
...
"You—you are descendants of the noble Nine Heavens Jialan bloodline! Even if your blood is diluted, how could you stoop to being servants of another race?"
"You’re a disgrace to the Jialan lineage!"
In front of rows of petite mermaid maids, several elegantly dressed, imposing mermaids were berating them.
Leading them was a dignified middle-aged mermaid woman, her expression stern and unyielding.
Her lower body was a magnificent tail, shimmering in faint blue-gold, its form nearly flawless.
Behind her stood several other mermaids, all wearing haughty expressions—including two males.
All six were at the Divine Passage Realm, with the weakest being at the Third Revolution.
The little mermaids being scolded didn’t dare utter a word. They didn’t even know what the Nine Heavens Jialan Clan was.
In ancient times, the sea clans of the Nine Heavens left behind many descendants in the mortal realm. But as spiritual energy dwindled... these once-mighty sea descendants gradually weakened.
Over thousands of years of evolution, these mixed-blood descendants merged into what became known as the Atlantean Ocean Empire.
As for their mermaid race... they had long since declined into near irrelevance, possessing little combat strength but blessed with stunning beauty, leaving them as playthings for the undersea civilizations.
They had grown accustomed to a life of servitude.
And now, these mermaids from the Nine Heavens were telling them... that they were of noble birth?
But what the hell was the use of noble blood?
Without power, weren’t they still just servants?
After millennia of conditioning, these mermaids had been thoroughly domesticated—their docile, obedient nature practically etched into their DNA.
"You... you’re useless! You don’t deserve to call yourselves descendants of the Jialan Clan!"
The leader, Jia Yue, was seething with rage.
Just then, a leisurely voice cut in.
"What gives you the right to touch my people?"
The words carried an overwhelming, domineering aura.
The Jialan Clan experts turned their gazes toward the source.
Jiang Che’s figure slowly materialized, strolling through the water as if taking a casual walk, the space around him faintly trembling.
[Ding! Host has pulled off an impressively domineering act, earning 800,000 Pretend Points.]
He’d somewhat followed in his younger cousin’s footsteps—after binding with three major subsystems, he could occasionally earn some side income.
Making money wasn’t shameful!
"You are—"
Jia Yue’s slit pupils narrowed as she studied Jiang Che. His sheer presence screamed that he wasn’t someone to be trifled with.
Meanwhile, the little mermaids burst into excitement the moment they saw Jiang Che.
"Young Master Jiang!!!"
"Young Master Jiang, you came to save us! Waaah~~~"
"Thank goodness..."
They wept with joy. Though they had only been chosen by Qiu Lin to serve as palace maids, every one of them adored Jiang Che.
Much like palace maids in ancient times, many secretly harbored hopes for the emperor’s favor.
"You—" Jia Yue’s face instantly darkened.
These little mermaids had just outright betrayed her. All her earlier lecturing might as well have been wasted on deaf ears!
"Wait... you’re the Sacred Physique, Jiang Che!"
Jia Yue’s eyes locked onto him.
The news of the Jiang Clan in the Nine Heavens producing an Imperial Scion in the mortal realm had long spread—a rare Sacred Physique, no less.
As one of the top ten races in the Southern Abyss Heaven, the Jialan Clan had naturally heard of Jiang Che’s name.
"Oh? You’ve heard of me?"
"Ahem... Who hasn’t heard of the deeds of Imperial Scion Jiang? Even in the Nine Heavens, your reputation is thunderous!"
Jia Yue instantly switched faces at lightning speed!
Though this guy appeared to be only at the First Revolution of the Divine Passage Realm, he was a Sacred Physique—their power was terrifying.
Leaping several minor realms to crush opponents was child’s play for them.
Not to mention... he had the entire Jiang Clan of the Nine Heavens backing him. They had no choice but to yield.
"Hmph... At least you know your place." Jiang Che snorted. He’d been ready to throw hands, but these people surrendered so fast it interrupted his momentum.
His gaze drifted over Jia Yue’s figure.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I don’t like older women. At most, I can accept aunties—but you? You’re practically sagging."
Jia Yue: "..."
The corners of her mouth twitched violently, the murderous intent in her eyes nearly boiling over.
Who the hell are you calling old? Who’s sagging?!
She just looked middle-aged—her actual age was only 600-plus! Compared to the Divine Passage Realm’s 2,000-year lifespan, she was still young, damn it!
Wasn’t she still a centuries-old fairy at heart?
But she knew better than to provoke Jiang Che.
This guy was the Jiang Clan’s Eleventh Imperial Scion—undoubtedly under their close watch. Who’d dare lay a finger on him?
Among the great clans of the Nine Heavens, self-proclaimed Imperial Scions weren’t necessarily all the children of emperors. Anyone with the potential to attain the Great Emperor realm could earn the title!
"Young Master Jiang, you jest. With your dashing charm and peerless talent, I’m but a frog in a well by comparison..."
Jiang Che: "..."
Well, that was like punching a pillow.
"Ahem, I’ve naturally heard of your Jialan Clan. The Southern Abyss mermaids—male ones grotesquely ugly, female ones breathtakingly beautiful... But looking at you all now, I’m not impressed. My mermaid maids are far prettier."
The two male mermaids behind Jia Yue: "..."
They really, really wanted to rush forward and tear this guy’s mouth off.
Damn it, he just dissed every single one of them in one go!
Jia Yue desperately suppressed her rage, forcing out a strained smile.
"Prince Jiang Che, the pure-blooded members of our Jialan clan are exceptionally striking in appearance. Our Queen, in particular, holds the top position on the Southern Abyss's Celestial Beauty Ranking..."
"Oh? The Queen?" Jiang Che's eyes lit up, as if he'd suddenly caught onto a key phrase.
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
