Yu Wan'er was extremely reluctant, but she still followed Jiang Che with a pout. Sometimes she found it absurd that she had agreed to such a ridiculous request from that scoundrel Jiang Che.
"I... I'm warning you, don’t go too far in front of me!" The girl puffed up her cheeks, trying to sound intimidating. But clearly, Yu Wan'er’s attempt at intimidation fell flat—her tone was so soft it made people want to pinch her cheeks or even take a playful bite.
"What? I haven’t even done anything yet, and you’re already jealous?" Jiang Che chuckled and ruffled Yu Wan'er’s hair.
"N-no! You can go on dates with whoever you want!"
"Heh, then don’t start sulking later!"
Yu Wan'er: "......"
Looking at Jiang Che’s smug grin, she already knew... she wouldn’t need dinner tonight. The jealousy alone would fill her up.
"Oh, almost forgot! Watch me pull off the ‘bad boy’ look!"
With a wicked smirk, Jiang Che snapped his fingers, and his jet-black hair instantly transformed into a rebellious, stylish blond.
Yu Wan'er: "......"
---
Meanwhile, elsewhere.
"Sis, where are you going?"
Xiao Sisi was stopped in her tracks!
Xiao Wanwan stood with her hands on her hips, scrutinizing her sister with a suspicious glare.
Xiao Sisi panicked slightly. She couldn’t lie—after all, they were twins, and their telepathic bond was strong. The moment she told even a white lie, her sister would sense it immediately.
Luckily, Xiao Sisi had already prepared a cover story.
Ahem. "Wanwan, move aside. I’ve got a meeting with a top-tier composer in the music industry. If you hadn’t thrown a tantrum earlier... I wouldn’t be stuck cleaning up your mess."
Her tone was stern, laced with reproach.
Xiao Wanwan immediately deflated, shrinking her neck and sticking out her tongue. "Sis... I didn’t mean to..."
Of course, Xiao Sisi wasn’t lying—she had arranged to meet a renowned composer. But it wasn’t for business... it was for a date.
As Xiao Wanwan watched her sister walk away, she rubbed her chin thoughtfully.
"Huh? Sis is wearing such a pretty dress today... Isn’t that the little gown that old man Xiao Chuan gave her?"
"Oh no! I forgot to ask if the composer is a man or a woman!"
Xiao Wanwan slapped her thigh in alarm.
Her sister was adorable and gorgeous—naturally, she’d attract all kinds of unwanted attention. If the mysterious composer was a woman, fine. But what if it was some sleazy guy?
Wouldn’t that be a disaster?!
She couldn’t bear the thought of her precious sister being whisked away by some smelly, no-good man. No matter how talented he was, it wasn’t acceptable! Her sister belonged to her alone!
"Nooo—!" Xiao Wanwan clutched her face, breaking into a cold sweat.
No way. She had to follow her.
But just then, two well-dressed middle-aged women approached.
"Miss Wanwan, the variety show recording is about to start. You can’t leave yet..."
Xiao Wanwan’s eyes widened.
No, she needed to find her sister!
"Miss Wanwan, you can’t act spoiled now. What if someone catches you and accuses you of being a diva?"
"Besides, all the other guests are already on set, waiting just for you~"
The two women grabbed Xiao Wanwan by the arms and dragged her away.
Xiao Wanwan: "......"
She’d heard rumors—many songwriters and lyricists were total creeps. What if her sister ran into one of those perverts?
Just imagining certain unspeakable scenarios made her feel like she was suffocating.
"Sis—no, SIS! Wait, I’ll call Xiao Chuan and have him send someone to keep an eye on her!"
She immediately dialed Xiao Chuan’s number.
[Beep beep—The number you have dialed is currently unavailable. Please try again later~~~]
Xiao Wanwan was done.
"Damn you, old man! You promised to be a good father, and now you’re unreachable when it matters?!"
"If anything happens to Sis today, don’t ever expect me to call you ‘Dad’ again—!" Xiao Wanwan had no choice but to follow the TV crew to the recording.
---
Meanwhile, Jiang Che had already brought Yu Wan'er to meet Xiao Sisi.
Today, Xiao Sisi was dressed exceptionally beautifully—wearing the gown gifted by Xiao Chuan. The only problem? It was the exact same color as Yu Wan'er’s dress. Aside from minor style differences, they were practically identical.
A full-on outfit clash!
The two girls froze when they saw each other.
Yu Wan'er was fine—after all, she’d been by Jiang Che’s side long enough to witness all kinds of awkward situations. The Jiang household at night was more chaotic than an emperor’s harem!
But Xiao Sisi was mortified.
"Uh..."
Outfit clashes aren’t awkward—it’s the less attractive one who should feel awkward!
Xiao Sisi was undeniably pretty—a petite, soft, ultra-cute little lolita with looks scoring around 95/100. But next to Yu Wan'er... she paled in comparison.
After all, Yu Wan'er had been pampered by Jiang Che for over a year, her face slathered daily with luxury skincare.
Yu Wan'er sneakily glanced at Xiao Sisi. So this is the superstar Xiao Wanwan? Not as stunning as I expected...
On stage, she seemed dazzling, but in person? Not even cuter than me!
With that thought, Yu Wan'er’s lips curled smugly. Once again, she emerged victorious.
"H-hi! You’re Jiang Che’s cousin, right? I’m Xiao Wanwan!"
Xiao Sisi hesitated, but the girl in front of her was so adorable—she just wanted to hug her and squish her cheeks.
Yu Wan'er sighed internally. Time to put on the adorable little moe girl act again...
Instantly, her expression brightened, her face lighting up with an angelic smile.
"Wow! You’re the Xiao Wanwan? I’m your biggest fan—I love you so much!"
Yu Wan'er skipped over and grabbed Xiao Sisi’s hands.
In that instant, Xiao Sisi’s guard crumbled completely.
No one could resist a cute little lolita—and a girl like Yu Wan'er was lethal to both genders.
"N-nice to meet you too!"
Jiang Che facepalmed. Seriously? If I weren’t here, would these two just start a whole new yuri arc?
Sometimes, Jiang Che wondered if his real rivals weren’t other guys... but the girls inside his own circle. At this rate, his harem might end up belonging to Yu Wan'er!
Well, not on my watch. No yuri blossoms would bloom under Jiang Che’s reign—he’d crush them before they even had a chance.
"Alright, Miss Wanwan... This is our first date. Let’s make it memorable."
Jiang Che took Xiao Sisi's small hand in his, wearing a gentlemanly smile on his face.
Xiao Sisi's face flushed red, instinctively trying to pull her hand back, but Jiang Che's grip was surprisingly strong.
[Xiao Sisi: H-how can he just hold my hand right away? His sister is right here... This is so embarrassing!]
[Yu Wan'er: You bastard!!! Acting like this is your first time? Screw your "first date"! Are me and Yaoyao not even human to you? So disgusting! So disgusting!!!]
Yu Wan'er immediately felt the pressure, jealousy bubbling up inside her. Yet she forced herself to hold back—she wanted to see exactly how Jiang Che planned to charm another girl.