"Jiang Che... you... hello there."
Xiao Sisi's voice sounded extremely nervous.
"Oh? What's up? You're not here to rush me about the song, are you? Didn't we agree it'd be ready in a week and a half?"
Jiang Che's tone was slightly teasing.
"Um... I just wanted to check on the progress. How... how's it going?"
"Progress is pretty slow—absolutely no inspiration!" Jiang Che's voice was utterly lazy.
Xiao Sisi instantly tensed up on the other end. "No inspiration? Then... then what should we do?"
"I need to find inspiration, you see. But I live alone... so there's no one to spark any ideas for me." Jiang Che slowly bared his fangs at Xiao Sisi.
"No one to inspire you... then what?"
Jiang Che chuckled lightly. "How about we go on a date early? Maybe that’ll help me find some inspiration?"
Xiao Sisi froze for a moment upon hearing this, her cheeks gradually flushing pink.
"A... a date?"
Wasn’t this moving a bit too fast?
"Ah... truth is, I’m someone who craves love. Only when I feel affection can my creativity truly explode."
"So... Miss Sisi, would you go on a date with me?"
Jiang Che had a thick skin—with so many women around him, he was hardly lacking in love, whether emotionally or physically. It was all just an excuse to manipulate Xiao Sisi.
"This... isn’t this a little too soon?"
"Not at all. It’s actually my first time going on a date with a girl. Who knows? Maybe it’ll spark something, and I’ll write a song that shocks the entire music industry. After all, Miss Sisi, you know how massive my last song, Father, was."
Jiang Che’s voice was dripping with persuasion!
"Well... alright then. But you have to finish the song quickly."
The innocent Xiao Sisi was no match for the big bad wolf that was Jiang Che!
Jiang Che snapped his fingers—prey caught!
"No problem!"
"Then... when’s the date?" Xiao Sisi hesitated.
"Today!"
......
Jiang Che was in a rather good mood.
Once he had Xiao Sisi on the date, given his skills... she wouldn’t be able to escape his grasp afterward.
At least two bases conquered!
That was the confidence of a playboy.
"Hey hey hey, Jiang Che, who were you just talking to? I heard the word 'date'—who are you going out with?"
Yu Wan'er stood on tiptoe, leaning over the second-floor railing to peer down, her eyes full of scrutiny.
Then, the petite girl bounced down the stairs, barefoot, and plopped onto the sofa.
"That voice on the phone was definitely someone I don’t know. Who exactly are you planning to date?"
She sat cross-legged on the sofa, her palm-sized face filled with accusation.
Lately, the little girl seemed to realize just how spoiled she was, so she acted more and more like a brat, shedding her previous insecurity and reverting to her original tsundere self.
"Guess who I’m going on a date with?" Jiang Che smirked mischievously.
"I! DON’T! KNOW!" Yu Wan'er was jealous again. Even though she knew Jiang Che would always have other women around him, she couldn’t help but feel possessive. Every time she thought about him flirting with another girl, her little heart felt like it was drowning in vinegar.
Seeing Yu Wan'er’s jealous pout, Jiang Che suddenly felt playful.
He scooped her up into his arms. The girl didn’t resist, but her face was full of reluctance and disdain.
"How about this? You come along on the date with me. Be my wingwoman, okay?"
Jiang Che’s words left Yu Wan'er completely stunned, her big eyes widening in disbelief.
"You jerk! You want me to be your wingwoman? You absolute scumbag, you pervert, get lost!" Yu Wan'er struggled fiercely, then bit down hard on Jiang Che’s shoulder.
"Ow! That hurt! Are you a dog or something? You drew blood!" Jiang Che winced.
Yu Wan'er’s face instantly paled. "Where? I didn’t... I didn’t bite that hard, did I? How could there be blood? You’re tough-skinned... you can take it."
Her small hands fumbled over Jiang Che’s shoulder, only to realize... there was no blood, just two very clear bite marks.
"You liar—"
......
Half an hour later.
Yu Wan'er had changed into an adorable blue-and-white Lolita-style princess dress, paired with white stockings that made her look pristine. Her twin ponytails curled slightly, tied with red ribbons, and her short little legs were downright adorable.
Soft and tender enough to slay any lolicon—especially with the mix of annoyance and resentment on her face... it was a total bonus!
In the end, she had surrendered to Jiang Che’s intimidation.
"Remember, your role today is my cousin, got it?"
"Weren’t you curious who I’m going on a date with? Fine, I’ll tell you—it’s your favorite idol, Xiao Wanwan!"
Yu Wan'er’s eyes sparkled faintly. Though she didn’t want another girl in Jiang Che’s life, if it was her idol, Xiao Wanwan... it didn’t sound so bad!
But it was all Jiang Che’s fault!
Yes, blame Jiang Che, that rotten scoundrel, that big-hearted playboy, that absolute pervert!
"Sweetheart, don’t you want to see another side of your idol?"
Jiang Che bent down to tie Yu Wan'er’s shoelaces. At this moment, she looked like a carefully wrapped little present, waiting to be unwrapped!
And who would do the unwrapping? Of course, Jiang Che himself!
"Tch, such a perverted thought," Yu Wan'er muttered, pursing her lips.
...
After placating Yu Wan'er, Jiang Che sent another message to Xiao Sisi.
"Miss Sisi, my little cousin is a huge fan of your sister, Xiao Wanwan. When we meet up later, I might have to bring her along. Could you... could you pretend to be your sister for her?"
That’s right!
Jiang Che was going all out—and his game was wild.
On the other end, Xiao Sisi was stunned. "Me... play Wanwan?"
"Is that a problem? My cousin really loves Xiao Wanwan. She’s her biggest fan!"
Xiao Sisi hesitated. Who brings their cousin on a first date?
But she was terrible at saying no—especially since Jiang Che was the first man who had ever kissed her.
"Alright then... but I really can’t sing. Don’t make me sing, okay?"
Jiang Che couldn’t suppress his grin. Oh, you’ll definitely sing!
"Then it’s settled! I’ve already sent you the address."
Jiang Che leisurely hung up, wrapping an arm around Yu Wan'er’s slender waist.
He hummed softly, "She’s just my cousin, my cousin says purple’s got that vibe~"
Yu Wan'er looked up and rolled her eyes.
"You’re such a freak!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
