Lin Yu was completely stunned.
The pulse he was feeling... this was way too off, wasn't it?
Lin Yu looked up and gave the old man in front of him, who was grinning at him, a weird look. Then he lowered his head and continued to feel the pulse, his eyebrows furrowing even tighter.
"May I ask, sir... there's something not quite right with your body!"
As soon as Lin Yu said this, it sparked a heated discussion among the surrounding crowd.
"Not quite right? What's not quite right?"
"You know, this guy's pulse-taking seems pretty legit."
The old man asked, "What's wrong with my pulse? Is there a problem?"
Lin Yu remained silent, not knowing how to respond. This wasn't just a problem—it was a huge problem!
"Sir, to put it bluntly... I feel like there are a thousand alpacas dancing in your body."
"Um... could you please take off your clothes, sir?"
Lin Yu's words made the old man's expression change.
He coldly rebuked, "What do you think you're doing? I'm eighty years old! Do you want to ruin my reputation?"
Lin Yu was internally screaming, "What is this old man thinking? It's like he thinks I'm going to do something to him!"
But with so many people around, Lin Yu couldn't lose his temper. After all, he was supposed to be a benevolent doctor.
"Sir, you've misunderstood. I just wanted to take a look at your..."
"No way! What do you think I don't know? You call yourself a divine doctor? Go cheat on ghosts!"
The old man took the money and immediately started acting.
"Everyone, come and see! This young man is making such vulgar demands of an eighty-year-old man. What kind of divine doctor is this?"
As the old man said this, he angrily flicked his sleeve, but accidentally, a pink oval-shaped object flew out from his sleeve and landed on the ground with a buzzing sound.
In an instant, the atmosphere around them became tense.
"Ahem... what is this? Why did it fall out of my sleeve?"
Lin Yu was completely dumbfounded!
Wow!
No wonder the pulse he was feeling was so strange, as if something was dancing inside. It turned out that the old man had hidden this thing in his arm? That explained it!
"Sir, aren't you going to explain this?" Lin Yu sneered. "You stuffed this thing into your arm. Even Hua Tuo wouldn't be able to diagnose it, right?"
At this moment, the old man also seemed a bit flustered and embarrassed.
"Damn, this old man is useless! Take away one of his chicken legs."
"Monkey, we have to step up. The task Jiang Shao gave us must be completed!"
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie started discussing, and it was clear... these two guys weren't just going to be beaten by Lin Yu in the original story for no reason. They were really stupid.
Fortunately, Lin Yu wasn't exactly a genius either.
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie stepped forward.
"Hey, you! Do you even have a medical license?"
"Yeah, which medical school did you graduate from?"
Their back-and-forth questioning left Lin Yu completely baffled.
But Lin Yu quickly recognized them. "You two..."
Wang Zheng didn't give Lin Yu a chance to speak. "We're asking you! Do you have a medical license? If you don't, you're illegally practicing medicine. If something goes wrong, you'll end up in jail!"
The two spoke with righteous indignation, feeling like they had become champions of justice, ready to stand up for what was right!
Liu Tie kept winking at the old man.
The old man was also a seasoned actor, having done multiple extra roles in crew before being called here. At over eighty years old... he still had an actor's dream.
"Yes, yes, this is just a quack doctor! Everyone says old Chinese medicine, old Chinese medicine, but who has ever seen such a young Chinese doctor? Luckily, I didn't let him treat me... or I might have been killed by him!"
Lin Yu was almost about to explode with anger, his chest rising and falling. He really wanted to punch this old man to death!
After Wang Zheng and Liu Tie's reminder, many hospital workers also chimed in.
"Right! Where's your medical license? Whether it's Chinese medicine or Western medicine, you need a license to practice."
"What's your name? Which school did you graduate from?"
Faced with layer upon layer of questioning, Lin Yu was overwhelmed.
He was extremely confident in his medical skills, even claiming that he could save a dying patient with his extraordinary abilities.
But he really didn't have a medical license!
Before coming down the mountain, his master never told him that practicing medicine required a license.
Where was he supposed to get one?
"Please calm down. I know you don't trust me, but please give me a chance to prove myself!"
But the others weren't buying it. The onlookers, who loved to stir up trouble, were already in full swing.
"How are you going to prove yourself? A guy without a medical license? Who would dare let you treat them? If you kill someone... do you know how serious the consequences would be?"
A middle-aged man in a white coat and mask stepped forward, his eyes filled with anger as he looked at Lin Yu.
Having been a doctor for most of his life, Xiao Yang had performed over a thousand surgeries and saved countless lives. Although he was a Western doctor, he respected Chinese medicine, but he hated those who used it as a cover to swindle people!
Clearly, Lin Yu was exactly the kind of charlatan he despised.
"Director Xiao, you're here?"
"Director Xiao, look at this guy. He's so arrogant. Practicing medicine without a license... isn't that dangerous?"
Lin Yu was now panicking. "I really can save people. Even dead people, I can bring them back to life!"
And then, as if on cue, an ambulance arrived outside the emergency room.
"Quick, we have a patient who's not doing well!"
Lin Yu smirked. It was like being thirsty and having someone bring water, or being sleepy and having someone offer a pillow.
Everyone, step aside. It's time to start showing off!
Lin Yu didn't pay attention to these people and rushed straight toward the ambulance!
He knew very well that these people wouldn't listen to his explanations. The only way to convince them was to showcase his incredible medical skills.
"What are you doing? Get down right now!"
"Where are the security guards? There's a madman here!"
Lin Yu gritted his teeth. He couldn't care less about the consequences now.
He jumped onto the ambulance and, with a quick move, pulled out a small cloth bag filled with silver needles.
The signature move of the divine doctor protagonist: acupuncture!
Like Lin Yu, this divine doctor protagonist could cure anything with his acupuncture skills. Even AIDS could be cured~
But when Lin Yu saw the patient in the ambulance, his expression froze.
Ahem... my bad!
This guy's half an arm was completely crushed, his left skull was shattered, cerebrospinal fluid was leaking out of his nose, his eyeballs had burst, and if it weren't for the adrenaline keeping him alive, he would have been dead already.
Sure, his medical skills were incredible, claiming to be able to bring the dead back to life, but that didn't mean he had resurrection powers!
"Arrest him! This is a madman! A madman escaped from a mental hospital!"
Security guards surrounded him from all sides, making Lin Yu's scalp tingle.
What was he supposed to do now? He couldn't even think about saving people... with this situation, he was probably going back to jail.
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
