Lin Yu was completely stunned.
The pulse he was feeling... this was way too off, wasn't it?
Lin Yu looked up and gave the old man in front of him, who was grinning at him, a weird look. Then he lowered his head and continued to feel the pulse, his eyebrows furrowing even tighter.
"May I ask, sir... there's something not quite right with your body!"
As soon as Lin Yu said this, it sparked a heated discussion among the surrounding crowd.
"Not quite right? What's not quite right?"
"You know, this guy's pulse-taking seems pretty legit."
The old man asked, "What's wrong with my pulse? Is there a problem?"
Lin Yu remained silent, not knowing how to respond. This wasn't just a problem—it was a huge problem!
"Sir, to put it bluntly... I feel like there are a thousand alpacas dancing in your body."
"Um... could you please take off your clothes, sir?"
Lin Yu's words made the old man's expression change.
He coldly rebuked, "What do you think you're doing? I'm eighty years old! Do you want to ruin my reputation?"
Lin Yu was internally screaming, "What is this old man thinking? It's like he thinks I'm going to do something to him!"
But with so many people around, Lin Yu couldn't lose his temper. After all, he was supposed to be a benevolent doctor.
"Sir, you've misunderstood. I just wanted to take a look at your..."
"No way! What do you think I don't know? You call yourself a divine doctor? Go cheat on ghosts!"
The old man took the money and immediately started acting.
"Everyone, come and see! This young man is making such vulgar demands of an eighty-year-old man. What kind of divine doctor is this?"
As the old man said this, he angrily flicked his sleeve, but accidentally, a pink oval-shaped object flew out from his sleeve and landed on the ground with a buzzing sound.
In an instant, the atmosphere around them became tense.
"Ahem... what is this? Why did it fall out of my sleeve?"
Lin Yu was completely dumbfounded!
Wow!
No wonder the pulse he was feeling was so strange, as if something was dancing inside. It turned out that the old man had hidden this thing in his arm? That explained it!
"Sir, aren't you going to explain this?" Lin Yu sneered. "You stuffed this thing into your arm. Even Hua Tuo wouldn't be able to diagnose it, right?"
At this moment, the old man also seemed a bit flustered and embarrassed.
"Damn, this old man is useless! Take away one of his chicken legs."
"Monkey, we have to step up. The task Jiang Shao gave us must be completed!"
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie started discussing, and it was clear... these two guys weren't just going to be beaten by Lin Yu in the original story for no reason. They were really stupid.
Fortunately, Lin Yu wasn't exactly a genius either.
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie stepped forward.
"Hey, you! Do you even have a medical license?"
"Yeah, which medical school did you graduate from?"
Their back-and-forth questioning left Lin Yu completely baffled.
But Lin Yu quickly recognized them. "You two..."
Wang Zheng didn't give Lin Yu a chance to speak. "We're asking you! Do you have a medical license? If you don't, you're illegally practicing medicine. If something goes wrong, you'll end up in jail!"
The two spoke with righteous indignation, feeling like they had become champions of justice, ready to stand up for what was right!
Liu Tie kept winking at the old man.
The old man was also a seasoned actor, having done multiple extra roles in crew before being called here. At over eighty years old... he still had an actor's dream.
"Yes, yes, this is just a quack doctor! Everyone says old Chinese medicine, old Chinese medicine, but who has ever seen such a young Chinese doctor? Luckily, I didn't let him treat me... or I might have been killed by him!"
Lin Yu was almost about to explode with anger, his chest rising and falling. He really wanted to punch this old man to death!
After Wang Zheng and Liu Tie's reminder, many hospital workers also chimed in.
"Right! Where's your medical license? Whether it's Chinese medicine or Western medicine, you need a license to practice."
"What's your name? Which school did you graduate from?"
Faced with layer upon layer of questioning, Lin Yu was overwhelmed.
He was extremely confident in his medical skills, even claiming that he could save a dying patient with his extraordinary abilities.
But he really didn't have a medical license!
Before coming down the mountain, his master never told him that practicing medicine required a license.
Where was he supposed to get one?
"Please calm down. I know you don't trust me, but please give me a chance to prove myself!"
But the others weren't buying it. The onlookers, who loved to stir up trouble, were already in full swing.
"How are you going to prove yourself? A guy without a medical license? Who would dare let you treat them? If you kill someone... do you know how serious the consequences would be?"
A middle-aged man in a white coat and mask stepped forward, his eyes filled with anger as he looked at Lin Yu.
Having been a doctor for most of his life, Xiao Yang had performed over a thousand surgeries and saved countless lives. Although he was a Western doctor, he respected Chinese medicine, but he hated those who used it as a cover to swindle people!
Clearly, Lin Yu was exactly the kind of charlatan he despised.
"Director Xiao, you're here?"
"Director Xiao, look at this guy. He's so arrogant. Practicing medicine without a license... isn't that dangerous?"
Lin Yu was now panicking. "I really can save people. Even dead people, I can bring them back to life!"
And then, as if on cue, an ambulance arrived outside the emergency room.
"Quick, we have a patient who's not doing well!"
Lin Yu smirked. It was like being thirsty and having someone bring water, or being sleepy and having someone offer a pillow.
Everyone, step aside. It's time to start showing off!
Lin Yu didn't pay attention to these people and rushed straight toward the ambulance!
He knew very well that these people wouldn't listen to his explanations. The only way to convince them was to showcase his incredible medical skills.
"What are you doing? Get down right now!"
"Where are the security guards? There's a madman here!"
Lin Yu gritted his teeth. He couldn't care less about the consequences now.
He jumped onto the ambulance and, with a quick move, pulled out a small cloth bag filled with silver needles.
The signature move of the divine doctor protagonist: acupuncture!
Like Lin Yu, this divine doctor protagonist could cure anything with his acupuncture skills. Even AIDS could be cured~
But when Lin Yu saw the patient in the ambulance, his expression froze.
Ahem... my bad!
This guy's half an arm was completely crushed, his left skull was shattered, cerebrospinal fluid was leaking out of his nose, his eyeballs had burst, and if it weren't for the adrenaline keeping him alive, he would have been dead already.
Sure, his medical skills were incredible, claiming to be able to bring the dead back to life, but that didn't mean he had resurrection powers!
"Arrest him! This is a madman! A madman escaped from a mental hospital!"
Security guards surrounded him from all sides, making Lin Yu's scalp tingle.
What was he supposed to do now? He couldn't even think about saving people... with this situation, he was probably going back to jail.
orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
Explosive Plot Song Gua crossed over into another world, bringing along a whole crew of his doppelgangers—all of them mischief-makers. This was a world where everyone could choose a class. Song Gua became a "Bondweaver," capable of borrowing power, while his doppelgangers took on a wide variety of classes, covering just about everything. The number of doppelgangers grew day by day, each one a talented individual with a charming way of speaking. Under Song Gua's brilliant leadership, they would "greet" each other daily and engage in friendly "sparring," pulling off one major scheme after another on Earth. Sometimes they were bandits—stealing bosses, plundering mines, snatching resources. Sometimes they were saviors—descending like divine warriors to face world bosses threatening to massacre cities. Sometimes they even went undercover, infiltrating various major factions to stir up trouble from within, keeping their enemies constantly on edge. To prevent their doppelganger abilities from being exposed, Song Gua made them wear masks with mahjong tile patterns and don Taoist robes in various colors. "Remember, in front of outsiders, call me 'The Dice.'" "Got it! Boss!" "Not 'Boss'—it's 'The Dice.' Think about the vibe, pay attention to the vibe." "Yes! Boss!" "For crying out loud..." From then on, whenever they appeared, they would have their own theme song playing: ~Hey~ paying respects at the mountain stronghold at night~ whose arm is draped over whose shoulder~ gather your courage and follow along...
