Lin Yu was completely stunned.
The pulse he was feeling... this was way too off, wasn't it?
Lin Yu looked up and gave the old man in front of him, who was grinning at him, a weird look. Then he lowered his head and continued to feel the pulse, his eyebrows furrowing even tighter.
"May I ask, sir... there's something not quite right with your body!"
As soon as Lin Yu said this, it sparked a heated discussion among the surrounding crowd.
"Not quite right? What's not quite right?"
"You know, this guy's pulse-taking seems pretty legit."
The old man asked, "What's wrong with my pulse? Is there a problem?"
Lin Yu remained silent, not knowing how to respond. This wasn't just a problem—it was a huge problem!
"Sir, to put it bluntly... I feel like there are a thousand alpacas dancing in your body."
"Um... could you please take off your clothes, sir?"
Lin Yu's words made the old man's expression change.
He coldly rebuked, "What do you think you're doing? I'm eighty years old! Do you want to ruin my reputation?"
Lin Yu was internally screaming, "What is this old man thinking? It's like he thinks I'm going to do something to him!"
But with so many people around, Lin Yu couldn't lose his temper. After all, he was supposed to be a benevolent doctor.
"Sir, you've misunderstood. I just wanted to take a look at your..."
"No way! What do you think I don't know? You call yourself a divine doctor? Go cheat on ghosts!"
The old man took the money and immediately started acting.
"Everyone, come and see! This young man is making such vulgar demands of an eighty-year-old man. What kind of divine doctor is this?"
As the old man said this, he angrily flicked his sleeve, but accidentally, a pink oval-shaped object flew out from his sleeve and landed on the ground with a buzzing sound.
In an instant, the atmosphere around them became tense.
"Ahem... what is this? Why did it fall out of my sleeve?"
Lin Yu was completely dumbfounded!
Wow!
No wonder the pulse he was feeling was so strange, as if something was dancing inside. It turned out that the old man had hidden this thing in his arm? That explained it!
"Sir, aren't you going to explain this?" Lin Yu sneered. "You stuffed this thing into your arm. Even Hua Tuo wouldn't be able to diagnose it, right?"
At this moment, the old man also seemed a bit flustered and embarrassed.
"Damn, this old man is useless! Take away one of his chicken legs."
"Monkey, we have to step up. The task Jiang Shao gave us must be completed!"
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie started discussing, and it was clear... these two guys weren't just going to be beaten by Lin Yu in the original story for no reason. They were really stupid.
Fortunately, Lin Yu wasn't exactly a genius either.
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie stepped forward.
"Hey, you! Do you even have a medical license?"
"Yeah, which medical school did you graduate from?"
Their back-and-forth questioning left Lin Yu completely baffled.
But Lin Yu quickly recognized them. "You two..."
Wang Zheng didn't give Lin Yu a chance to speak. "We're asking you! Do you have a medical license? If you don't, you're illegally practicing medicine. If something goes wrong, you'll end up in jail!"
The two spoke with righteous indignation, feeling like they had become champions of justice, ready to stand up for what was right!
Liu Tie kept winking at the old man.
The old man was also a seasoned actor, having done multiple extra roles in crew before being called here. At over eighty years old... he still had an actor's dream.
"Yes, yes, this is just a quack doctor! Everyone says old Chinese medicine, old Chinese medicine, but who has ever seen such a young Chinese doctor? Luckily, I didn't let him treat me... or I might have been killed by him!"
Lin Yu was almost about to explode with anger, his chest rising and falling. He really wanted to punch this old man to death!
After Wang Zheng and Liu Tie's reminder, many hospital workers also chimed in.
"Right! Where's your medical license? Whether it's Chinese medicine or Western medicine, you need a license to practice."
"What's your name? Which school did you graduate from?"
Faced with layer upon layer of questioning, Lin Yu was overwhelmed.
He was extremely confident in his medical skills, even claiming that he could save a dying patient with his extraordinary abilities.
But he really didn't have a medical license!
Before coming down the mountain, his master never told him that practicing medicine required a license.
Where was he supposed to get one?
"Please calm down. I know you don't trust me, but please give me a chance to prove myself!"
But the others weren't buying it. The onlookers, who loved to stir up trouble, were already in full swing.
"How are you going to prove yourself? A guy without a medical license? Who would dare let you treat them? If you kill someone... do you know how serious the consequences would be?"
A middle-aged man in a white coat and mask stepped forward, his eyes filled with anger as he looked at Lin Yu.
Having been a doctor for most of his life, Xiao Yang had performed over a thousand surgeries and saved countless lives. Although he was a Western doctor, he respected Chinese medicine, but he hated those who used it as a cover to swindle people!
Clearly, Lin Yu was exactly the kind of charlatan he despised.
"Director Xiao, you're here?"
"Director Xiao, look at this guy. He's so arrogant. Practicing medicine without a license... isn't that dangerous?"
Lin Yu was now panicking. "I really can save people. Even dead people, I can bring them back to life!"
And then, as if on cue, an ambulance arrived outside the emergency room.
"Quick, we have a patient who's not doing well!"
Lin Yu smirked. It was like being thirsty and having someone bring water, or being sleepy and having someone offer a pillow.
Everyone, step aside. It's time to start showing off!
Lin Yu didn't pay attention to these people and rushed straight toward the ambulance!
He knew very well that these people wouldn't listen to his explanations. The only way to convince them was to showcase his incredible medical skills.
"What are you doing? Get down right now!"
"Where are the security guards? There's a madman here!"
Lin Yu gritted his teeth. He couldn't care less about the consequences now.
He jumped onto the ambulance and, with a quick move, pulled out a small cloth bag filled with silver needles.
The signature move of the divine doctor protagonist: acupuncture!
Like Lin Yu, this divine doctor protagonist could cure anything with his acupuncture skills. Even AIDS could be cured~
But when Lin Yu saw the patient in the ambulance, his expression froze.
Ahem... my bad!
This guy's half an arm was completely crushed, his left skull was shattered, cerebrospinal fluid was leaking out of his nose, his eyeballs had burst, and if it weren't for the adrenaline keeping him alive, he would have been dead already.
Sure, his medical skills were incredible, claiming to be able to bring the dead back to life, but that didn't mean he had resurrection powers!
"Arrest him! This is a madman! A madman escaped from a mental hospital!"
Security guards surrounded him from all sides, making Lin Yu's scalp tingle.
What was he supposed to do now? He couldn't even think about saving people... with this situation, he was probably going back to jail.
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?
Cheng's father told him he was getting remarried—to a wealthy woman. Cao Cheng realized his time had finally come: he was about to become a second-generation rich kid. Sure, it might be a watered-down version, but hey, at least he'd have status now, right? The wealthy woman also had four daughters!! Which meant, starting today, Cao Cheng gained four stunning older sisters?? But that wasn't even the whole story... "My name is Cao Cheng—'Cheng' as in 'honest, smooth-talking gentleman'!"
