Lin Yu was completely stunned.
The pulse he was feeling... this was way too off, wasn't it?
Lin Yu looked up and gave the old man in front of him, who was grinning at him, a weird look. Then he lowered his head and continued to feel the pulse, his eyebrows furrowing even tighter.
"May I ask, sir... there's something not quite right with your body!"
As soon as Lin Yu said this, it sparked a heated discussion among the surrounding crowd.
"Not quite right? What's not quite right?"
"You know, this guy's pulse-taking seems pretty legit."
The old man asked, "What's wrong with my pulse? Is there a problem?"
Lin Yu remained silent, not knowing how to respond. This wasn't just a problem—it was a huge problem!
"Sir, to put it bluntly... I feel like there are a thousand alpacas dancing in your body."
"Um... could you please take off your clothes, sir?"
Lin Yu's words made the old man's expression change.
He coldly rebuked, "What do you think you're doing? I'm eighty years old! Do you want to ruin my reputation?"
Lin Yu was internally screaming, "What is this old man thinking? It's like he thinks I'm going to do something to him!"
But with so many people around, Lin Yu couldn't lose his temper. After all, he was supposed to be a benevolent doctor.
"Sir, you've misunderstood. I just wanted to take a look at your..."
"No way! What do you think I don't know? You call yourself a divine doctor? Go cheat on ghosts!"
The old man took the money and immediately started acting.
"Everyone, come and see! This young man is making such vulgar demands of an eighty-year-old man. What kind of divine doctor is this?"
As the old man said this, he angrily flicked his sleeve, but accidentally, a pink oval-shaped object flew out from his sleeve and landed on the ground with a buzzing sound.
In an instant, the atmosphere around them became tense.
"Ahem... what is this? Why did it fall out of my sleeve?"
Lin Yu was completely dumbfounded!
Wow!
No wonder the pulse he was feeling was so strange, as if something was dancing inside. It turned out that the old man had hidden this thing in his arm? That explained it!
"Sir, aren't you going to explain this?" Lin Yu sneered. "You stuffed this thing into your arm. Even Hua Tuo wouldn't be able to diagnose it, right?"
At this moment, the old man also seemed a bit flustered and embarrassed.
"Damn, this old man is useless! Take away one of his chicken legs."
"Monkey, we have to step up. The task Jiang Shao gave us must be completed!"
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie started discussing, and it was clear... these two guys weren't just going to be beaten by Lin Yu in the original story for no reason. They were really stupid.
Fortunately, Lin Yu wasn't exactly a genius either.
Wang Zheng and Liu Tie stepped forward.
"Hey, you! Do you even have a medical license?"
"Yeah, which medical school did you graduate from?"
Their back-and-forth questioning left Lin Yu completely baffled.
But Lin Yu quickly recognized them. "You two..."
Wang Zheng didn't give Lin Yu a chance to speak. "We're asking you! Do you have a medical license? If you don't, you're illegally practicing medicine. If something goes wrong, you'll end up in jail!"
The two spoke with righteous indignation, feeling like they had become champions of justice, ready to stand up for what was right!
Liu Tie kept winking at the old man.
The old man was also a seasoned actor, having done multiple extra roles in crew before being called here. At over eighty years old... he still had an actor's dream.
"Yes, yes, this is just a quack doctor! Everyone says old Chinese medicine, old Chinese medicine, but who has ever seen such a young Chinese doctor? Luckily, I didn't let him treat me... or I might have been killed by him!"
Lin Yu was almost about to explode with anger, his chest rising and falling. He really wanted to punch this old man to death!
After Wang Zheng and Liu Tie's reminder, many hospital workers also chimed in.
"Right! Where's your medical license? Whether it's Chinese medicine or Western medicine, you need a license to practice."
"What's your name? Which school did you graduate from?"
Faced with layer upon layer of questioning, Lin Yu was overwhelmed.
He was extremely confident in his medical skills, even claiming that he could save a dying patient with his extraordinary abilities.
But he really didn't have a medical license!
Before coming down the mountain, his master never told him that practicing medicine required a license.
Where was he supposed to get one?
"Please calm down. I know you don't trust me, but please give me a chance to prove myself!"
But the others weren't buying it. The onlookers, who loved to stir up trouble, were already in full swing.
"How are you going to prove yourself? A guy without a medical license? Who would dare let you treat them? If you kill someone... do you know how serious the consequences would be?"
A middle-aged man in a white coat and mask stepped forward, his eyes filled with anger as he looked at Lin Yu.
Having been a doctor for most of his life, Xiao Yang had performed over a thousand surgeries and saved countless lives. Although he was a Western doctor, he respected Chinese medicine, but he hated those who used it as a cover to swindle people!
Clearly, Lin Yu was exactly the kind of charlatan he despised.
"Director Xiao, you're here?"
"Director Xiao, look at this guy. He's so arrogant. Practicing medicine without a license... isn't that dangerous?"
Lin Yu was now panicking. "I really can save people. Even dead people, I can bring them back to life!"
And then, as if on cue, an ambulance arrived outside the emergency room.
"Quick, we have a patient who's not doing well!"
Lin Yu smirked. It was like being thirsty and having someone bring water, or being sleepy and having someone offer a pillow.
Everyone, step aside. It's time to start showing off!
Lin Yu didn't pay attention to these people and rushed straight toward the ambulance!
He knew very well that these people wouldn't listen to his explanations. The only way to convince them was to showcase his incredible medical skills.
"What are you doing? Get down right now!"
"Where are the security guards? There's a madman here!"
Lin Yu gritted his teeth. He couldn't care less about the consequences now.
He jumped onto the ambulance and, with a quick move, pulled out a small cloth bag filled with silver needles.
The signature move of the divine doctor protagonist: acupuncture!
Like Lin Yu, this divine doctor protagonist could cure anything with his acupuncture skills. Even AIDS could be cured~
But when Lin Yu saw the patient in the ambulance, his expression froze.
Ahem... my bad!
This guy's half an arm was completely crushed, his left skull was shattered, cerebrospinal fluid was leaking out of his nose, his eyeballs had burst, and if it weren't for the adrenaline keeping him alive, he would have been dead already.
Sure, his medical skills were incredible, claiming to be able to bring the dead back to life, but that didn't mean he had resurrection powers!
"Arrest him! This is a madman! A madman escaped from a mental hospital!"
Security guards surrounded him from all sides, making Lin Yu's scalp tingle.
What was he supposed to do now? He couldn't even think about saving people... with this situation, he was probably going back to jail.
shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"
ey change clothes. Li Chuan contributed all his possessions, only to find that things were not as they seemed. Almost a year after joining, he hadn’t managed to get a single Daoist consort. Thinking he had been deceived, he was approached by a stunning senior fellow disciple who asked if he would like to form a spiritual bond. For those who don’t practice cultivation, they might not know what “forming a spiritual bond” is. Let me put it this way: A long-term relationship is called a “Daoist consort,” while a short-term relationship is known as “forming a spiritual bond.” From then on, Li Chuan discovered the true way to interact with the Yin-Yang Sect’s Daoist consorts. As long as he had enough spirit stones, he could form a spiritual bond with anyone, Whether it’s Senior Sisters, aunts, Daoist consorts of aunts, female elders, Daoist consorts of elders, or even the Daoist consort of the sect leader, anyone can form a spiritual bond as long as there are enough spirit stones.” I've already joined the Yin-Yang Sect, and you're telling me to focus on cultivation? Do you even know what the Yin-Yang Sect is all about?
