"Holy crap, I'm going to explode..."
Late at night, Su Bai, who was enjoying a nice hot bath, finally realized in hindsight that something was wrong.
This damn Kegel exercise felt like nothing while they were doing it, and after they finished, the auntie even brewed a cup of health tea for each of the three of them.
But after everything was over, from the moment Su Bai started his bath up until now, he felt increasingly off.
"No, I have to think of a solution quickly..."
Don't even count on Chen Yusheng. That girl fell asleep the moment her head hit the pillow right after the workout, too lazy to even play any games. It seemed she was truly exhausted.
It was a good thing, though. Being tired meant she had trained seriously. It seemed Su Bai was right to use Xia Lin to provoke her. People just needed some competition!
As for Zhou Jialu...
"Junior... Ah!"
Walking into the bathroom, Zhou Jialu took one look at Su Bai's condition and immediately turned around and ran.
Based on her experience, if she didn't run, Su Bai would probably...
Facts proved that Senior Xiaolu's intuition was incredibly accurate. Unfortunately, her escape speed was really lacking, and she was caught and dragged back by Su Bai after just a few steps.
Devoured in an instant!
However, this didn't quench his thirst.
Fortunately, Su Bai had a hidden backup energy source—the Wan sisters.
It should be noted that neither of them had participated in tonight's fitness program.
Because they were already practicing aerobics and didn't need much extra exercise.
It wasn't until all the girls in the stacked villa had fallen into a deep sleep that Su Bai felt the burning flame inside him finally subside a bit.
He then went out to the balcony to look at the stars.
Tonight, Jiangcheng was clear and cloudless, and the stars were visible, which was actually quite a rare sight in the urban area.
Feeling bored and not the least bit sleepy, Su Bai decided to chat in his class group chat for the first time in a while.
As everyone knows, university class group chats are generally divided into two versions: one with the counselor and teachers, and one without.
The former is the official group, mainly used for discussing serious matters and sending out various announcements.
The latter is the one everyone loves to chat in, characterized by a wild, chaotic atmosphere of demons dancing wildly.
The gender ratio in the Computer Science department was imbalanced, and coupled with the nature of the major, the atmosphere of the entire class group chat was very abstract and surreal.
Closeted folks, Genshin Impact players, keyboard politicians, porn peddlers, VTuber simps, tech gurus, overachievers who found internships in the fall semester of their freshman year, couples showing off their affection, and second-hand kings who treated the campus group chat like a flea market...
What a chaotic, peaceful, and reassuring class group chat.
Every time he opened this group, Su Bai felt as if he had come home. His whole body felt unblocked. Damn it, this was the taste of youth.
Glancing through it, the main topic tonight was the grades for two math courses that had just been updated on the school's online platform.
So fast.
Oh wait, it was normal to be fast. After all, there were very few essay questions in this exam, making the papers easy to grade.
A few students who scored close to full marks were pretending to be bad students to bait people.
There were also people trying to argue with the teaching assistants.
Su Bai asked Wang Haoran in passing and found out that this guy had indeed gotten full marks in both courses. However, he wouldn't pretend to be a bad student to bait people because there was some new drama in an anime gacha game tonight, and Wang Haoran was intensely watching the drama unfold.
As for what the drama was about, Su Bai couldn't be bothered to ask. Anyway, there would always be all sorts of drama when playing games; it was an essential part of the gaming experience.
If a game was purely a single-player PVE, don't worry, the forums would supplement the endless joy of battling with other people for you.
Just then, Su Bai suddenly received a message saying that the online game operating company he had commissioned to register a while ago was finally set up.
Su Bai and Wang Haoran had discussed this before: they would set up a game studio to utilize Wang Haoran's expertise, and the accounts they leveled up could conveniently be played by Su Bai.
There was no helping it. Su Bai liked playing games, but his life was currently too rich and colorful, leaving him with little time for repetitive and boring grinding. Coincidentally, Wang Haoran enjoyed it and accepted Su Bai's entrepreneurial proposal.
These days, having someone support your startup and working on projects you actually like was definitely more promising than working for an internet company.
At least you wouldn't have to worry too much about being optimized...
[Crispy Big White Goose: [Screenshot] [Chat History]]
[Crispy Big White Goose: The qualifications are sorted out. How about I take you to scout for an office space tomorrow?]
[It's Not My Aim That's Bad It's Just That My Mouse Was Poisoned With Rat Poison: [Grin_Weiwei's Dragon]]
[It's Not My Aim That's Bad It's Just That My Mouse Was Poisoned With Rat Poison: Holy crap, Brother Bai, you're awesome. That was so fast. The information I saw online said it would take at least sixty working days or something...]
[Crispy Big White Goose: That's only in theory. In practice, they can give you the green light.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Dude, what the hell is this ID? Hurry up and change it. We're going to talk business tomorrow.]
[It's Not My Aim That's Bad It's Just That My Mouse Was Poisoned With Rat Poison: Roger that.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Is this okay? I even changed it to a classic middle-aged workplace profile picture.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Very okay.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Wait, why does this business license also include "Game Software Development"?]
[Crispy Big White Goose: There are no plans for that right now. Once your business is running smoothly, if we get bored later on, we can consider making a game for fun.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: 666, are we really going to do it, bro?]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Just for fun.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: We'll talk about it when the time comes. If the women at home are bored, we can pull them in to do voice acting, art design, and stuff like that...]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: What kind of Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend plot is this...]
[Crispy Big White Goose: [Big White Goose_Sudden Realization]]
[Crispy Big White Goose: You're actually right.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: The game license probably won't be easy to get, right?]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Doesn't matter, I was just saying it casually. We might not even actually do it. Anyway, let's go rent an office space tomorrow first.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: If the price is right, buying an entire floor would be pretty good too.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Is that even reasonable?]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Buying a whole floor must be really expensive, right? I've seen the startup parks near the school, and they all look pretty high-end.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: I don't know. Anyway, the rent over at Shengxi Technology didn't seem too outrageous.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Let's just rent in the same building. The location there is pretty good. It's only about a ten-minute ride on a shared bike from the dorms.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: True.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: No, it's still too troublesome for me.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: ...]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: That's just how we hardcore otakus are.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Actually, I find it troublesome too. I usually just run there.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: ?]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Fitness freak.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: I think I'll just buy an electric scooter. I've earned quite a bit from you recently, Brother Bai.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: Remember to buy a model with a lithium battery. You can take the battery out and bring it to Professor Luo's research group to charge. They don't allow charging in the dorms now.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Good idea.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: Damn, I feel like I've suddenly become a mature working adult. Sure enough, following Brother Bai means there's meat to eat.]
[Crispy Big White Goose: That's a given.]
[Serenity Yields Transcendence: [Sakiko Togawa_The Future is Bright]]
[Crispy Big White Goose: [Sakiko Togawa_I Have No Objections]]

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!