At the request of the counselor,
everyone introduced themselves.
Afterward, the counselor gave a welcome speech about arriving at University T, along with the school rules and precautions for the upcoming military training.
"Damn, bros, I think I'm about to fall in love. Out of all the fish in the sea, I've finally found the one for me," Li Longlong said, his face tinged with shyness.
"Who? Which one?"
"Han Xiaojing," Li Longlong replied, his gaze drifting toward the third row to the right.
There sat a short-haired girl, her locks likely permed into soft waves, mostly tied back except for one strand tucked behind her ear.
With glasses perched on her nose, her fair, slightly chubby cheeks gave her an innocent, cute charm. She was undeniably pretty.
"I still think Shen Mengjie is better-looking," Huang Fei chuckled, covering his mouth as his eyes locked onto the slender figure sitting directly ahead.
Compared to Han Xiaojing, Shen Mengjie had a more graceful and balanced figure, her beauty leaning toward gentle elegance. If looks alone were the measure, she was probably the most attractive girl in the class.
"Damn, y'all really going for the hardest difficulty right off the bat?"
Times may change, but one thing remains constant—beautiful girls never lack suitors.
Though Xu Shuai often bragged about being chased by two girls before, he was well aware of his own shortcomings.
So, from the start, he set his sights on girls who weren’t as stunning but had pleasant personalities.
After the trio finished their evaluations, they turned to Long Aotian. "Hey, Aotian, any catches? With the help of us three Love Kings, it’ll be a piece of cake."
Long Aotian cleared his throat. "I’d advise against dating within the class—saves you from future awkwardness. Aim higher, like our upperclasswomen. Maturity beats inexperience any day."
"We’ll cross that bridge when we get there. Besides, the first rule of the Ten Core Principles of Dating is that you’ve gotta have thick skin."
Long Aotian listened, smiled, and said nothing.
"Honestly, Aotian, if it weren’t for you standing up for us yesterday, I’d think you weren’t even our age," Huang Fei remarked softly. "You always seem so restrained, like you’re overthinking everything."
"How do I put it? It’s like if we suddenly found 10,000 yuan on the street. We’d probably be planning a night of foot massages and splurging, but you? You’d be thinking about how to invest it or something..."
Huang Fei pondered before adding, "Yeah, I agree."
"Exactly! Especially last night when we were drinking. You never said it outright, but the way you looked at us showing off was like a dad watching his kids."
Huang Fei’s eyes widened. "Wait, are you trying to be our godfather or something?"
Long Aotian burst into laughter, more carefree than ever. "Nah, it’s not like that, I just—"
"I get it!" Huang Fei suddenly straightened up, realization dawning.
"What do you get?"
Grinning, Huang Fei narrowed his eyes at Long Aotian. "You’re just insecure, aren’t you? Scared of getting rejected and embarrassed?"
The other two instantly caught on. "Dude, you don’t need to be like that. Sure, chasing a hottie is intimidating, but with your looks and build, you could easily land an average girl. Trust in us, the Three Love Kings!"
"We’ve got four years together in this dorm, and we’re not letting you give up on love. I’ve decided—while I pursue Shen Mengjie, I’ll help you snag a girlfriend too!"
Soon, the counselor dismissed the class.
Everyone filed out of the classroom, heading to the academic affairs office to collect their military training uniforms.
During this time, a minor incident occurred.
Xu Shuai fell in love.
The reason? While picking up his uniform, his pinky accidentally brushed against a female classmate’s.
Xu Shuai stared at his own finger. "You guys wouldn’t understand. That split-second touch sent an electric shock straight to my heart—tingly, numbing..."
His eyes closed, his expression lewd and dreamy, instantly drawing protests.
"Someone piss on him—no diabetics, though. Don’t give this guy even a drop of sweetness."
"You’re just jealous! Plain, shameless jealousy!"
Laughing and shoving each other, they dashed back to the dorm.
The moment they returned, Long Aotian’s phone buzzed.
A photo from Li Qingxue—her in military training gear, beaming radiantly.
"So? Pretty, right?"
Li Qingxue had a natural urge to share, always eager to showcase her best side. Her enthusiasm was infectious, effortlessly spreading joy.
She was also endlessly curious about everything new.
To Long Aotian, she felt like a bird—free, untamed, beautiful.
In the photo, her smile was bright and unrestrained, the slight upturn of her lips like spring sunlight spilling warmth over the world.
Li Longlong nudged Xu Shuai with his shoulder, gesturing toward Long Aotian.
Click!
The sound of a phone camera snapped.
Long Aotian looked up to find Li Longlong’s phone aimed at him.
Then, under Long Aotian’s baffled gaze, Li Longlong turned the screen toward him. "Aotian, check out your lovesick face! Hahaha..."
The photo showed Long Aotian staring at his phone, a smile on his lips—one he hadn’t even realized was there. Pure, unfiltered happiness.
"Shut up, you’re the lovesick one!" Long Aotian retorted before flopping onto his bed.
"Damn, Aotian, you’re even worse now."
Ignoring them, Long Aotian replied to Li Qingxue’s message.
Meanwhile, on the other end...
Reading Long Aotian’s reply, Li Qingxue’s smile deepened, her cheeks flushing pink.
"Qingxue, you—you’re grinning so hard! Who are you texting?"
"Yeah, your face is totally red!"
Li Qingxue hurriedly shielded her phone, biting her lip. "N-No, it’s not! I’m not blushing."
"Liar! It’s practically dripping!"
"Really?" She pressed her hands to her cheeks. "How about now?"
"Still obvious. You’re totally smitten."
"That obvious?" Turning her back to them, she mumbled, "Then... what about now?"
"Now you’re the worst of all! Qingxue, you’re doomed—you’ve fallen hard."
"Spill it! Who’s the guy? Is he in our class?"
"We’ve got plenty of cute guys here—it’s gotta be one of them. Confess, Qingxue!"
"I-I’m not smitten! I’m not... I’m going to find Yu Ying!" With that, she bolted toward the dorm.

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]